Title: I'll be on top again!(King of Mad Town)

Author: Aqua Rhapsody89

Rated: PG13 (the F word does appear once in the fic, but it's bleeped out with ***)

Disclaimer: Rocket Power is owned by the good people and Nickelodeon and Klasky  Csupo. While the song "King of Broadway" is from the Mel Brooks musical "The Producers".

Authors Notes: Once again I combine my two favourite things, Rocket Power and Musicals! This is a parody to the song "King of Broadway" from one of my favorite musicals "The Producers". I have not seen it but I've got the soundtrack and its really great. I hope to see it one day. If you don't know the tune to the song just read the lyrics (Otto's part mostly of it is talked anyway and the Twist, Reggie, Sam bits are just backing vocals) Some of the lyrics may seem a bit funny, but I was trying to keep to the original humor of the song. Hope you enjoy! Oh, if your wondering how I know what you did while I was at camp is going, I've still got a bit to do on it (you can blame school for that) but it is coming along…… and now, enter, stage left, Otto Rocket!

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Otto:
I used to be the king, the king of old Mad Town

The best of ev'rything was mine to have each day
I moves were always the biggest hits

The biggest halfpipes at the Ritz
My cheer girls had the biggest tits!
I never was the pits in any way!
Twister, Reggie, Sam:
We believe you, thousands wouldn't
We believe you, ev'ry word
We believe you, thousands couldn't
We believe each word we've heard
Otto:
I used to be the king...
Twister, Reggie, Sam:
The King?
Otto:
The king of old Mad Town...
Twister:
It's good to be the king!
Otto:
My props they would give me
'Ottomatic'  so they'd say
My tricks were always give me fame
None would ever be the same
The media to watch, they came
You couldn't call me lame in any way!
Twister, Reggie Sam:
We believe you, thousands wouldn't
We believe you, ev'ry word
We believe you, thousands couldn't
We believe each word we've heard
Otto:
There was a time
When I was young and gay...
But straight
There was a time
When I was bold
There was a time
When each and ev'ry move I bust

Would be pure gold
Twister, Reggie, Sam:
There was a time
He wore the sickest gear

His blades were always new
Ahh!
Otto:
Now I ride a rented board
That's two weeks overdue!
Twister, Reggie, Sam:
Otto Rocket, what a shoobie

Otto Rocket, what a shame
Otto Rocket, what a lame-o.
Otto Rocket, goodbye fame
 
Otto:
Such reviews! How dare they diss me in this manner?
How quickly they forget. I am Otto Rocket!
The first skater ever to nail the super McVarial!
Twister, Reggie, Sam:
With the help of a tennis ball...
Otto:
You've heard of the 900?
You're looking at the man who invented 1000!
No wonder I was chewed beef!
Reggie, Sam:
Twist got it on tape..
Otto:
I've spent my entire life at Mad Town .
I was a protégé of the great Conroy Blanc.
Twister, Reggie, Sam:
Ooh!
Otto:
Yes. He taught me everything I know.
I'll never forget, he turned to me on his deathbed and said,
"Ottoman, alle menschen muss zu machen, jeden tug a gentzen kachen!"
Reggie:
What does that mean?
Otto:
Who knows? I don't speak Jamaican. Strangely enough, neither did he.
But in my heart I knew what he was saying.
He was saying, when you're down and out, and everybody thinks you're finished,
that's the time to stand up on your two feet and shout,
"Who do you have to f*** to get a break in this town?!"
Reggie:
Otto Rocket!!!!
Otto:
I used to be the king
The king of old Mad Town
Again I will be king
And be on top to stay
Twister, Reggie, Sam:
On top to stay, hey!
Otto:
There'll be skating comps I'll win again
You'll see my name in ESPN again
I'll go from coot to cool again
My spirits high as kites again
I'll never stink on ice again
I'll catch some major air again
No lame-o calls or taunts again
No beefs or whipping out again
No waked out fits or frights again
Fame is in my sights again
I'll burn that half pipe up again
I'm gonna tare up Mad Town again

Rocket Boy will never drop
Rocket Boy will never stop...
Rocket Boy will be on top again
Twister, Reggie, Sam:
Fame is in his sights again
He'll burn that half pipe up again
He's gonna tare up Mad Town again
Otto:
I'll be on top again, hey!

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Well, that's it, hope you enjoyed this little one shot! Don't forget to review!!! Later dudes!

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