disclaimer: ABOSLUTELY BLOODY NONE OF THESE CHARACHTERS ARE MINE!!! GET THE POINT, GOOD!!!! (always wanted to do that, seeing as this is my first fic)
another disclaimer: this story was basically written in Darke-Macewan-witch's story The Love Spell.
Death to all!!!!!
(duhduhduhduh!!!)
Act 1:
Intermission:
Act 2:
The End:
jjkjkjkjkjkjk---lol --k, onward!!
Act 1:
Scene 1:
Hunter and Bree meet each other at the store.
"Hey, Bree." said Hunter ," How you doin?"
Bree pulls out a knife and deccapitates Hunter. "I'm doing fine, Hunter. Why thank you. "
Hunter's ghost rises up from his lifeless body. "Bree!!! What was that for???!! Now i can't fall in love with Cal!!!!"
Bree considers this then says, "Hmmmmm.....I really don't know.....I guess I felt like it.....Goodbye, Hunter...Have a nice life!!!"
Hunter mutters , "mutter mutter mutter mutter". Then he yells clearly at Bree. "Bree!!! Do you realize you just killed me. In other words, I just died???? "
Bree made no response. She just keeps a very straight face. Actually, she wasn't listening to him because she was too busy thinking about prancing naked in Korea. But he doesn't need to know that.....
Hunter realizes that Bree got kinda spaced out but he kees yelling at her anyway. Finally, he just says, "ok then. Bye Bree!!! T------H-----A----N-----K--------Y-----O----U!!!" (his spirit was "rising" so his words were like muffled)
Scene 2:
Watching this whole scene was Morgan, who was waiting to kill Hunter because he was GAY!!!!!!!!!!! But Bree didn't need to know that...
"!! Bree! You just killed my Murin Beatha Dan! Do you realize what you just did? (INSERT CURSE) (INSERT CURSE) (INSERT CURSE)."
Bree merely glanced at Morgan. "Hi Morgan. Is everything okay?"
Morgan turns..... not red... but PURPLE! "AHHHHH!!!!! YOU LITTLE (INSERT CURSE)!!!!"
"Gosh Morgan, can't you take a joke?"
"YEAH I CAN TAKE A JOKE!!!!" Morgan begins cracking up.
Bree smiles and says. "Thats a good girl. Just because Hunter doesn't mean its not funny." Morgan and Bree start cracking up again.
Then, when Bree falls on the ground laughing, Morgan stops, eats beans, then farts on Bree's face.
Bree dies.
"Excuse me?" Morgan looks at Bree. "Bree! Excuse me! What do you think your doing? You can't die when I'm not trying to kill you!"
Morgan takes a breath, "Oh well, your dead." Morgan rejoices.
Morgan goes to the pub and gets drunk.
Sad.
Scene 3:
The next day, is Bree's funeral. (nobody liked Hunter so they didn't bother to have one for him)
All of sudden, because of Morgan's obvious hangover, she starts cracking up in the middle of the ceremony....
Robbie glares at her. Bree's father, who happened to hear about his daighter's sudden tragic death, decided to come home from a business trip(wink wink) in the Bahamas. Also, Bree's mother had come back to New York in that past week because her new son, whom she had with her tennis teacher, wanted to go to Disneyland but her mother has no competence to do anything remotely correct so they ended up taking a plane to New York. So, Bree's mom decided to pay the curtesy to take a quick look at her daughter's funeral. Because of a sudden knock to the head, she remembers how much she loves her daughter and decides to have pure hatred towards Morgan for laughing.
Bree's mom thinks , "Die!!!Death!!!! She shall die for this ugly disturbance!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!''
After all this processes, Morgan spills out that she killed her dead best friend.
Robbies thoughts : " glare at her. Must glare!!! She must know how much I need to glare at her!!!!! Death!!!Ahhhhh" his voice get all squeaky from screaming and all the other 6 guests stare at him.
Robbbi pulls out a gun and a badge and says, "You're under arrest!! I've been under cover and I love that insane women who you killed yesterday!!!"
Bree comes out from her coffen. All must stare. "Excuse me? I'm trying to sleep here and obviously I can't with all this noise!!! So shut the beep up!!!!!! And please, no blood on my small coffin. Thank you then. O, and Morgan, try not to make this a habit. You know, killing people. Bye then!!"Bree returns to her coffin.
All stare blankly.
Robbie says "Too bad I can't honor Bree's last wishes. DIE MORGAN!!!" he laughs wickedly. He points his gun at Morgan and shoots. "bye bye"
Morgan dies.....(o well. it woulda happened sooner or later)
Scene 4:
The next day at school, Robbie is in denial. All of the sudden, Chris (you know, Bree's ex) walks up to him.
"May I help you?" Inquires Robbie.
"Yes, I'll have a side of fries with that." Chris says absently. Then he shook his head. "Robbie, who is your girlfriend?"
"Why, Bree." Replies Robbie.
"Do you luuuuuuuuv her?"
"No, I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv her. Why would one inquire one such as myself with a question such as the one that thy just inquired?"
Chris is stunned at Robbie's intellectual response. He drools for a second. "Uhhhhhhhhhhhh" Starts whimpering. Says in a squeaky voice. "I. Don't. Like. You. Very. Much. You KILLLED HER YOU FAT A*S B*TCH!!!!!!"
Robbie is not moved by Chris's outbrust. "Ok, I love you too Chris. Lets kiss and make up."
Raven, overhearing this, laughs and says, "I always knew you were GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY (A/N If you don't know why we did that, then ignore it. And also all the dies.) Then Raven goes to make out with Sky.
"HYPOCRIT!" Robbie calls after her.
Chris is angry. "YOU'RE IGNORING ME! DIEEEEE!" Chris drops a big banana on the floor. Robbie trips on it and dies.
Chris runs around in circles singing for joy, then bumps into a tree.
Thus ends the joyful first act.
another disclaimer: this story was basically written in Darke-Macewan-witch's story The Love Spell.
Death to all!!!!!
(duhduhduhduh!!!)
Act 1:
Intermission:
Act 2:
The End:
jjkjkjkjkjkjk---lol --k, onward!!
Act 1:
Scene 1:
Hunter and Bree meet each other at the store.
"Hey, Bree." said Hunter ," How you doin?"
Bree pulls out a knife and deccapitates Hunter. "I'm doing fine, Hunter. Why thank you. "
Hunter's ghost rises up from his lifeless body. "Bree!!! What was that for???!! Now i can't fall in love with Cal!!!!"
Bree considers this then says, "Hmmmmm.....I really don't know.....I guess I felt like it.....Goodbye, Hunter...Have a nice life!!!"
Hunter mutters , "mutter mutter mutter mutter". Then he yells clearly at Bree. "Bree!!! Do you realize you just killed me. In other words, I just died???? "
Bree made no response. She just keeps a very straight face. Actually, she wasn't listening to him because she was too busy thinking about prancing naked in Korea. But he doesn't need to know that.....
Hunter realizes that Bree got kinda spaced out but he kees yelling at her anyway. Finally, he just says, "ok then. Bye Bree!!! T------H-----A----N-----K--------Y-----O----U!!!" (his spirit was "rising" so his words were like muffled)
Scene 2:
Watching this whole scene was Morgan, who was waiting to kill Hunter because he was GAY!!!!!!!!!!! But Bree didn't need to know that...
"!! Bree! You just killed my Murin Beatha Dan! Do you realize what you just did? (INSERT CURSE) (INSERT CURSE) (INSERT CURSE)."
Bree merely glanced at Morgan. "Hi Morgan. Is everything okay?"
Morgan turns..... not red... but PURPLE! "AHHHHH!!!!! YOU LITTLE (INSERT CURSE)!!!!"
"Gosh Morgan, can't you take a joke?"
"YEAH I CAN TAKE A JOKE!!!!" Morgan begins cracking up.
Bree smiles and says. "Thats a good girl. Just because Hunter doesn't mean its not funny." Morgan and Bree start cracking up again.
Then, when Bree falls on the ground laughing, Morgan stops, eats beans, then farts on Bree's face.
Bree dies.
"Excuse me?" Morgan looks at Bree. "Bree! Excuse me! What do you think your doing? You can't die when I'm not trying to kill you!"
Morgan takes a breath, "Oh well, your dead." Morgan rejoices.
Morgan goes to the pub and gets drunk.
Sad.
Scene 3:
The next day, is Bree's funeral. (nobody liked Hunter so they didn't bother to have one for him)
All of sudden, because of Morgan's obvious hangover, she starts cracking up in the middle of the ceremony....
Robbie glares at her. Bree's father, who happened to hear about his daighter's sudden tragic death, decided to come home from a business trip(wink wink) in the Bahamas. Also, Bree's mother had come back to New York in that past week because her new son, whom she had with her tennis teacher, wanted to go to Disneyland but her mother has no competence to do anything remotely correct so they ended up taking a plane to New York. So, Bree's mom decided to pay the curtesy to take a quick look at her daughter's funeral. Because of a sudden knock to the head, she remembers how much she loves her daughter and decides to have pure hatred towards Morgan for laughing.
Bree's mom thinks , "Die!!!Death!!!! She shall die for this ugly disturbance!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!''
After all this processes, Morgan spills out that she killed her dead best friend.
Robbies thoughts : " glare at her. Must glare!!! She must know how much I need to glare at her!!!!! Death!!!Ahhhhh" his voice get all squeaky from screaming and all the other 6 guests stare at him.
Robbbi pulls out a gun and a badge and says, "You're under arrest!! I've been under cover and I love that insane women who you killed yesterday!!!"
Bree comes out from her coffen. All must stare. "Excuse me? I'm trying to sleep here and obviously I can't with all this noise!!! So shut the beep up!!!!!! And please, no blood on my small coffin. Thank you then. O, and Morgan, try not to make this a habit. You know, killing people. Bye then!!"Bree returns to her coffin.
All stare blankly.
Robbie says "Too bad I can't honor Bree's last wishes. DIE MORGAN!!!" he laughs wickedly. He points his gun at Morgan and shoots. "bye bye"
Morgan dies.....(o well. it woulda happened sooner or later)
Scene 4:
The next day at school, Robbie is in denial. All of the sudden, Chris (you know, Bree's ex) walks up to him.
"May I help you?" Inquires Robbie.
"Yes, I'll have a side of fries with that." Chris says absently. Then he shook his head. "Robbie, who is your girlfriend?"
"Why, Bree." Replies Robbie.
"Do you luuuuuuuuv her?"
"No, I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv her. Why would one inquire one such as myself with a question such as the one that thy just inquired?"
Chris is stunned at Robbie's intellectual response. He drools for a second. "Uhhhhhhhhhhhh" Starts whimpering. Says in a squeaky voice. "I. Don't. Like. You. Very. Much. You KILLLED HER YOU FAT A*S B*TCH!!!!!!"
Robbie is not moved by Chris's outbrust. "Ok, I love you too Chris. Lets kiss and make up."
Raven, overhearing this, laughs and says, "I always knew you were GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY (A/N If you don't know why we did that, then ignore it. And also all the dies.) Then Raven goes to make out with Sky.
"HYPOCRIT!" Robbie calls after her.
Chris is angry. "YOU'RE IGNORING ME! DIEEEEE!" Chris drops a big banana on the floor. Robbie trips on it and dies.
Chris runs around in circles singing for joy, then bumps into a tree.
Thus ends the joyful first act.