Act 2:
Scene 2:
A week later, Raven is at Sky's house making out with her. Raven just casually mentions what she somewhat witnessed in the
past week. Basically, she told Sky that Chris had killed Robbie. Sky dismissed this and continued to have sexual thoughts
about Raven.
Then next day, Sky calls Raven to come over but she declines. Then Sky checks the mirror, and to her horror, she's having a
bad hair day.
Sky screams, "AHHHHHH!!! Goddess help me!!! I'm no longer sexy!!! Ahhhh!!!!"
Then, Sky checks the fridge for food. Then she remembers that she and Raven had pigged out the night before the the fridge
had no food.
Once again, Sky screams her head off. "How the hell can I live without food?????"
So, using her bad instincts, she calls 911 and asks them how shes is supossed to get food. They shout at her and hang up.
Having no clue how to survive, she gets into her car and drives in circles.
Finally, Chris appears in front of her.
Now, normally, Sky would've done something else but instead she crashes into him but he's still alive.
Now with everything happening in that day, which was really bad, Chris not dying really pissed her off. Sky called upon the
waters to choke him. He died.....
Scene 3:
Raven wakes up two days later and screams.
"WHERE THE HELL IS CHRISSY BOY?" (A/N If you don't get that, ignore it.)
Raven gets up and walks to her car.
"CHRIS!!! TODAY WAS OUR DATE TO CHEAT ON SKY AND HAVE SEX REMEMBER????"
No one answered, so Raven drives out to the park, where she spots Sky dragging a big lump over the cliff.
"Yo, Sky! What are you doing?"
"I'm throwing Chris off the cliff, DUH!"
Raven shruggs."Cool. Can I help?"
Raven assists Sky in heaving Chris over the cliff.
Then Sky has a spasm attack. "ATTACK OF THE INFINTILE PUNISHMENTS!!!"
Raven stares blankly. "Um.. Sky?"
Sky shakes Raven's shoulders. "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND??? THAT MEANS THE APRICOT TICKLES!!!"
Raven finally gets it and nods. "Oh yeah, the brocolli."
Sky comes out of her trance. "Where did Chris go?"
"CHRIS!" Raven screams, finally realizing that Chris is dead. "WHY THE HELL DID YOU KILL HIM, YOU LITTLE HAIRY MONSTER!"
Sky starts to cry. "I THOUGHT YOU LIKED MY HAIR!"
Raven frowns. "I did! But that was BEFORE." (DUN DUN DUN)
Sky jumps over the cliff.
"That was NOT my fault." Raven says to the tree beside her. "NO. IT. WASN'T!!!" A squirrel looks at her. "THATS RIGHT!
GO TELL ALL YOUR LITTLE HAIRY FRIENDS!!!"
The squirrel runs away.
"Oh well. It WAS pretty funny seeing her go over the cliff... HA HA HA HA HA..."
Thus ends act two.
INTERMISSION
Scene 2:
A week later, Raven is at Sky's house making out with her. Raven just casually mentions what she somewhat witnessed in the
past week. Basically, she told Sky that Chris had killed Robbie. Sky dismissed this and continued to have sexual thoughts
about Raven.
Then next day, Sky calls Raven to come over but she declines. Then Sky checks the mirror, and to her horror, she's having a
bad hair day.
Sky screams, "AHHHHHH!!! Goddess help me!!! I'm no longer sexy!!! Ahhhh!!!!"
Then, Sky checks the fridge for food. Then she remembers that she and Raven had pigged out the night before the the fridge
had no food.
Once again, Sky screams her head off. "How the hell can I live without food?????"
So, using her bad instincts, she calls 911 and asks them how shes is supossed to get food. They shout at her and hang up.
Having no clue how to survive, she gets into her car and drives in circles.
Finally, Chris appears in front of her.
Now, normally, Sky would've done something else but instead she crashes into him but he's still alive.
Now with everything happening in that day, which was really bad, Chris not dying really pissed her off. Sky called upon the
waters to choke him. He died.....
Scene 3:
Raven wakes up two days later and screams.
"WHERE THE HELL IS CHRISSY BOY?" (A/N If you don't get that, ignore it.)
Raven gets up and walks to her car.
"CHRIS!!! TODAY WAS OUR DATE TO CHEAT ON SKY AND HAVE SEX REMEMBER????"
No one answered, so Raven drives out to the park, where she spots Sky dragging a big lump over the cliff.
"Yo, Sky! What are you doing?"
"I'm throwing Chris off the cliff, DUH!"
Raven shruggs."Cool. Can I help?"
Raven assists Sky in heaving Chris over the cliff.
Then Sky has a spasm attack. "ATTACK OF THE INFINTILE PUNISHMENTS!!!"
Raven stares blankly. "Um.. Sky?"
Sky shakes Raven's shoulders. "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND??? THAT MEANS THE APRICOT TICKLES!!!"
Raven finally gets it and nods. "Oh yeah, the brocolli."
Sky comes out of her trance. "Where did Chris go?"
"CHRIS!" Raven screams, finally realizing that Chris is dead. "WHY THE HELL DID YOU KILL HIM, YOU LITTLE HAIRY MONSTER!"
Sky starts to cry. "I THOUGHT YOU LIKED MY HAIR!"
Raven frowns. "I did! But that was BEFORE." (DUN DUN DUN)
Sky jumps over the cliff.
"That was NOT my fault." Raven says to the tree beside her. "NO. IT. WASN'T!!!" A squirrel looks at her. "THATS RIGHT!
GO TELL ALL YOUR LITTLE HAIRY FRIENDS!!!"
The squirrel runs away.
"Oh well. It WAS pretty funny seeing her go over the cliff... HA HA HA HA HA..."
Thus ends act two.
INTERMISSION