Disclaimer: I don't own PotC.
Ok, so do you guys see how pathetic that disclaimer was? I'll give you one guess as to what it's missing. SESSHOMARU!!! Yes, Sess, *sniffle sniffle* has been kidnapped! Now, twistedwords2003, I do have to commend you on your originality for making me update, but GIVE ME MY SESS BACK!!!!!!! Oh, and by the way, if anyone else tries this little trick to make me update, I'll extract my revenge by waiting to update for at least two weeks ^.~
Slightly Hazy
Chapter 8: Oh. That.
"Sit down, luv." Jack says, jerking his head toward the small table in the center of the room as he unceremoniously drops Will onto a wooden bench across the room with a thud.
You shake your head slightly and set down the two pints of rum. "Well, what is it that you want to talk to me about, Jack?" You ask, cutting to the chase.
"Well, I don't know, lass." He begins playfully. "What do you want to talk about? The weather, the eunuch's drinking habits, or, we could always start with how you know Storm?"
"Nosy tonight, aren't we?" You ask as he stares intently at you, patiently waiting for an answer. "Well, it's pretty simple, really. When I first came to Tortuga two years ago, I got myself into a bit of a predicament." You shudder as you remember the feeling of four blades pressed against your skin. " And Storm just happened to walk by and help me out of it." Understatement of the century. "After she found out that I wanted to find a ship to sail with, she took me in, gave me a place to stay, and taught me the basics to being a 'brilliant pirate wench'."
"Hm." Jack says after a moment's pause. "I suppose, being the intuitive lass you are, that you somehow drug her past out of her."
"Once." You admit, a slight grin spreading across your face. "An' she was really, really, really drunk."
"So," He says, leaning closer to you from his seat across the table. "You know exactly what we're after, and who the brat is."
You simply nod to this and take a sip of your rum, not wanting to comment, lest you expose some bit of knowledge of what will happen.
You both fall into a comfortable silence, drinking your rum while Jack hums that annoying song that you've come to love.really bad eggs. Suddenly, you notice that he's stopped humming and is looking at you strangely, as if he was assessing you or something.
"What did you mean, luv," Jack begins as you put your rum down on the table, looking at him inquisitively, wondering what you could have said to arouse his curiosity.. "When you said that you'd only been here two years?"
Oh. That.
*
A/N: Sorry about the extreme shortness, but did I fail to mention the Sess is my muse? Yeah, I'm completely out of my rather short supply of random inspiration without him. ^.^
Next Chappie: We'll have to answer Jack's question, (or get him drunk enough to forget it- but I don't think he's that stupid) and finish up Tortuga! It will be a great and long chapter 'cause I WILL have Sess back. (remember that I can't update until the 3rd 'cuse I'm goin' to see my friend in Indiana. ^.^)
Anyways, I luv you all and enjoy your freedom while it lasts!
Review Responses:
Purple Stain: Thanks- I was going for amusing. By the way, I'm pretty sure that you'll be reappearing at the end ^.~ but under what circumstances. you'll have to find out.
Cryptic Storm: Thanks, I'm glad you liked it. When I wrote that scene, I was so nervous and sure that I would mess up the characters that you wanted.
Twistedwords2003: Your ploy for getting me to update worked, but, as you have undoubtedly seen, kidnapping Sess has some side effects other than my unhappiness. Has he used up all of the conditioner in your house yet? Not to mention that he eats more than anyone else I've seen and still keeps in amazingly great shape ^.^ If you brought him out in public, has your house been mobbed by drooling fangirls yet? After you give him back, you may be allowed to visit him 'cause, undoubtedly, you'll be suffering from withdrawal symptoms. Have a great trip! (AND GIVE ME MY SESS!!!!!!)
Haruka-hime: Wwell, princess, you'll just have to wait and see how two extra people mess up the plot. I'm sure that if you think about it, you'll be able to come up with a few ideas.
CastlesInTheAir: Yeah, I guess that now Tortuga's gonna be split into 3 chappies, although even I don't really count this as a chapter. Romance in the next one. if I'm not feeling like torturing my readers *evil smirk* Violet and Storm are actually Purple Stain and Cryptic Storm, who won the first contest I held. (Don't worry, I'm pretty surt that there will be another one.) No, wanting to know what Sess looks like isn't random, but he does look kinda weird at first, you just have to remember that his clothes are that of a deamon lord of feudal Japan. ^.^'' You can get some pics at to enter, look at the right and click on the white box to the left of the word Sesshomaru, (it's kinda hard to read), and then, you can find a pretty good pic if you click on his Basic profile. You'll also get to see Jaken in the pic, he's best describes as the "creepy-lookin' toad thing." I hope this helps ^.^
Bluelady198: YES!!! We're free from that prison called school for about two weeks!.What the heck? Only two weeks; that's kinda depressing. *backs away from pointy weapons* Ok. I'll update by the third. *looks around frantically as pointy weapons come closer* Where's Sess when I need him?
Ok, so do you guys see how pathetic that disclaimer was? I'll give you one guess as to what it's missing. SESSHOMARU!!! Yes, Sess, *sniffle sniffle* has been kidnapped! Now, twistedwords2003, I do have to commend you on your originality for making me update, but GIVE ME MY SESS BACK!!!!!!! Oh, and by the way, if anyone else tries this little trick to make me update, I'll extract my revenge by waiting to update for at least two weeks ^.~
Slightly Hazy
Chapter 8: Oh. That.
"Sit down, luv." Jack says, jerking his head toward the small table in the center of the room as he unceremoniously drops Will onto a wooden bench across the room with a thud.
You shake your head slightly and set down the two pints of rum. "Well, what is it that you want to talk to me about, Jack?" You ask, cutting to the chase.
"Well, I don't know, lass." He begins playfully. "What do you want to talk about? The weather, the eunuch's drinking habits, or, we could always start with how you know Storm?"
"Nosy tonight, aren't we?" You ask as he stares intently at you, patiently waiting for an answer. "Well, it's pretty simple, really. When I first came to Tortuga two years ago, I got myself into a bit of a predicament." You shudder as you remember the feeling of four blades pressed against your skin. " And Storm just happened to walk by and help me out of it." Understatement of the century. "After she found out that I wanted to find a ship to sail with, she took me in, gave me a place to stay, and taught me the basics to being a 'brilliant pirate wench'."
"Hm." Jack says after a moment's pause. "I suppose, being the intuitive lass you are, that you somehow drug her past out of her."
"Once." You admit, a slight grin spreading across your face. "An' she was really, really, really drunk."
"So," He says, leaning closer to you from his seat across the table. "You know exactly what we're after, and who the brat is."
You simply nod to this and take a sip of your rum, not wanting to comment, lest you expose some bit of knowledge of what will happen.
You both fall into a comfortable silence, drinking your rum while Jack hums that annoying song that you've come to love.really bad eggs. Suddenly, you notice that he's stopped humming and is looking at you strangely, as if he was assessing you or something.
"What did you mean, luv," Jack begins as you put your rum down on the table, looking at him inquisitively, wondering what you could have said to arouse his curiosity.. "When you said that you'd only been here two years?"
Oh. That.
*
A/N: Sorry about the extreme shortness, but did I fail to mention the Sess is my muse? Yeah, I'm completely out of my rather short supply of random inspiration without him. ^.^
Next Chappie: We'll have to answer Jack's question, (or get him drunk enough to forget it- but I don't think he's that stupid) and finish up Tortuga! It will be a great and long chapter 'cause I WILL have Sess back. (remember that I can't update until the 3rd 'cuse I'm goin' to see my friend in Indiana. ^.^)
Anyways, I luv you all and enjoy your freedom while it lasts!
Review Responses:
Purple Stain: Thanks- I was going for amusing. By the way, I'm pretty sure that you'll be reappearing at the end ^.~ but under what circumstances. you'll have to find out.
Cryptic Storm: Thanks, I'm glad you liked it. When I wrote that scene, I was so nervous and sure that I would mess up the characters that you wanted.
Twistedwords2003: Your ploy for getting me to update worked, but, as you have undoubtedly seen, kidnapping Sess has some side effects other than my unhappiness. Has he used up all of the conditioner in your house yet? Not to mention that he eats more than anyone else I've seen and still keeps in amazingly great shape ^.^ If you brought him out in public, has your house been mobbed by drooling fangirls yet? After you give him back, you may be allowed to visit him 'cause, undoubtedly, you'll be suffering from withdrawal symptoms. Have a great trip! (AND GIVE ME MY SESS!!!!!!)
Haruka-hime: Wwell, princess, you'll just have to wait and see how two extra people mess up the plot. I'm sure that if you think about it, you'll be able to come up with a few ideas.
CastlesInTheAir: Yeah, I guess that now Tortuga's gonna be split into 3 chappies, although even I don't really count this as a chapter. Romance in the next one. if I'm not feeling like torturing my readers *evil smirk* Violet and Storm are actually Purple Stain and Cryptic Storm, who won the first contest I held. (Don't worry, I'm pretty surt that there will be another one.) No, wanting to know what Sess looks like isn't random, but he does look kinda weird at first, you just have to remember that his clothes are that of a deamon lord of feudal Japan. ^.^'' You can get some pics at to enter, look at the right and click on the white box to the left of the word Sesshomaru, (it's kinda hard to read), and then, you can find a pretty good pic if you click on his Basic profile. You'll also get to see Jaken in the pic, he's best describes as the "creepy-lookin' toad thing." I hope this helps ^.^
Bluelady198: YES!!! We're free from that prison called school for about two weeks!.What the heck? Only two weeks; that's kinda depressing. *backs away from pointy weapons* Ok. I'll update by the third. *looks around frantically as pointy weapons come closer* Where's Sess when I need him?