Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, or the movie "Space Predator".
Me: There, finished the dishes!
Amaya: It's about time!
Me: So, what did you two do while I was gone?
Kurama and Amaya: *glance at each other* Nothing.
Me: I'll choose to beleive that. Now, before I start I must thank the nice reviewers!
Kurama: Re-what?
Me: Reviewers are people who write to say how much they like the fic.
Kurama: Ah. *reads reviews* 'Tomodachi', actually.
Amaya: Whaddya know, someone actually liked the mooing. *hands Fekket a dollar bill*
Me: Money! Yaaay! Thanks BT, Vash T.S. and Tiychan87 for reviewing! Now, on with the fic!

Space Predator
By FekketC (with help from Amaya-chan)
Part 2

~the scene is an RV park, empty except for two RVs. One of them is the Team Urameshi one~

Yusuke: Ahhh... Who knew the prize at the Dark Tournament was a trip to Europe? I guess those guys have okay taste.

Yukina: Too bad Kurama and Hiei didn't want to come.

Kuwabara: I'd much rather have you than shorty!

Yusuke: Yeah, Keiko, I'd much rather have you than rose-boy. *starts to reach up Keiko's skirt*

Keiko: YUSUKE!!! *slaps him*

Yukina: I wish Hiei could've seen the Irish glaciers with us. He would've liked that, I think. *sigh*

Yusuke (who is the only one in the RV who knows about Hiei and Yukina): Oh, come on, no use wishing people who aren't here were here because after all they aren't here so... chips?

Keiko: *grabs a handful of chips, looking out the window* I wonder who owns that other RV.

Kuwabara: Probably some ugly Spanish people.

Keiko: Don't be prejudiced.

Kuwabara: You sound like my mom. And my sister.

Keiko: Whoever they are, they're coming this way!

Kuwabara: My mom and sister?!

Keiko: No, you moron, the women from the other RV!!!

Yusuke: Well, let's go meet them.

Kuwabara: What? They might try to suck our blood!

Yusuke: Shut up. *leads them out of the RV, where they stand until the three women approach and stop. The first has black hair and is wearing a preistess gown, the second is tall, wearing a violet kimono, and long black hair. The third is shorter than the other two, with short blackish-violet hair and wearing a white outfit*

Preistess: Hello. We just arrived here yesterday.

Kuwabara: We got here last night. *introduces himself and the others*

Preistess: I'm Kikyo, this is Megumi, and this is Meryl. We're the Annoying Anime Women club. Our fourth member, Faye, couldn't make it. Lung cancer.

Megumi: Just too bad, but we weren't going to give up our annual Europe trip for a little thing like that. *laughs annoyingly*

Meryl: Guys, we've got to get back to the RV.

Kikyo: Alright. Maybe I'll come by later and curse you guys.

Yusuke: That'd be fun. See ya.

~the three walk away~

Keiko: So, um, that was boring. And freaky. How about we go into town?

Yusuke: What town?

Keiko: That town. *points down the hill at a small Spanish village*

Yusuke: Oh, that town. Sure. Maybe we could eat at a real live Spanish resturant.

Kuwabara: I still say we should've gone to Japan for our vacation.

Yukina: But you live in Japan.

Kuwabara: Then I wish we'd stayed there.

~scene switch to the inside of a Spanish resturant. A man is sitting to one side, smoking a cigarette. In the background a chef is chopping the heads off chickens~

Cook: Alright, you're next.

Chicken: No! It's me, Kurama! Fekket turned me into a chicken! Amaya, help!

(Amaya: Dumbass, get him out of there!
Fekket: Fine.)

Chicken: Squawk!

(Amaya: But he'll still be in this chapter, right?
Me: Yes.
Kurama: *reappears* *blinks* Now I remember why I'm a vegetarian.
Amaya: My poor baby! *huggles him*
Kurama: Please don't do that in front of Cantenel-san.)

~a man wearing a trenchcoat and a hat that hides his face walks into the resturant, carrying a suitcase. He sits down next to the other man~

First man: A beetle flies at sundown.

Second man (muffling his voice with his hand): But a pencil is sharpened at noon.

First man: Ah, so you're the agent they sent down. Mr...

Second: Please, call me Bara.

First: I am Mr. Dickinson. I have the victim ready for you to examine. I understand you're an expert in this feild.

Bara: If you mean the feild of exo-forensic study, then yes. *he gets up, Dickinson leads him out*

~outside, Yusuke pulls to a stop in the tiny rented car. He parks outside the resturant and everyone climbs out~

Yusuke: Fajitas for me! Oh, wait, I just remembered I need to get gas for the RV.

Kuwabara: Hey, I'll do it. You guys go ahead.

Keiko: I'll reserve a table. *walks towards the door, but it swings open and Dickinson bumps into her, knocking her roughly to the side*

Yusuke: Hey!

Keiko: I'm alright.

Dickinson: *keeps walking*

Yusuke: Hey, dumbass, get back here and apologize!

Keiko: Yusuke, it's alright- *stops when she feels a hand on her shoulder, turns to see Bara's shadowed face* *stares at him hard* Do I... know you?

Bara: *keeps walking*

Yukina: Come on, let's get a seat. *leads the way inside*

~inside all other tables are empty, so they choose a table with four chairs and sit down to wait for Kuwabara. The chef is gone, leaving his bloody chopping block by the door, but a waitress walks up and smiles sweetly at each of them~

Waitress: What can I get you?

Yusuke: *staring at everything but the woman's face, until Keiko slaps him* Um, four beers and some fajitas.

Waitress: Okay. *walks away, swinging her hips*

Yusuke: Anybody else get the feeling she was a hooker before she got this job?

Keiko: Yusuke! *slaps him*

(Me: Come on! That was exactly my thought when I first saw the waitress in the movie! She's way too creepy to be a normal waitress anyway...
Amaya: Just get back to my Kurama.
Me: Huh? He isn't even in the story yet!
Amaya: Can't fool me. Bara means 'rose' in Japanese.
Me: Damn. Hoping it would be a surprise.)

~scene switch to the inside of a dark office. The door opens, and Dickinson steps inside. He doesn't bother to turn on the lights. He shows Bara in and closes the door behind them. Pointing to a table covered with a blanket he leans against the wall~

Dickinson: That, my friend, is - or rather, was - Agent Murry. He went down to the research center near the cow feild to get some samples. They found him like that just outside the gates of the town.

Bara: *pulls away the blanket, but the camera is set so that we cannot see the body* Interesting.

Dickinson: So tell me, my good man, why he appears to have had a football shoved down his throat and then ripped back out.

Bara: I think I'm going to be sick, just from your analogy.

Dickinson: *gets up, stands next to Bara looking down at the corpse* Answer the question.

Bara: Well-

~suddenly the corpse vibrates, and blood shoots out of the wound and all over Dickinson's shirtfront~

Bara: Okay, now I am going to be sick.

Dickinson: Not before me! *freezes* Did you hear that?

Bara: Sounded like someone outside.

Dickinson: I'll go check. *takes a gun from his pocket and goes out the door, closing it behind him*

Bara: *stands a long while, looking down at the body. We can only see his eyes, and they are worried* So Yusuke and the others are in town. I have to get them to leave, or else they'll be in the same danger as I am in now. But first, I need to get to this research center.

~scene switch to the inside of the resturant, Keiko sitting back and looking bored~

Keiko: Where's Kuwabara? And where's the food?

~the waitress reappears suddenly, her smile gone. In fact she looks gloomy, and suspicious of the three. She sets three platters of something brown and stringy on the table, and four glasses that look like muddy water. Turning she walks away, her steps no longer graceful~

Yusuke: Okay, that was creepy. *pokes a finger at the 'fajitas'* I'm not eating this crap.

~the door bursts open and Kuwabara dashes up, gasping for breath~

Kuwabara: Holy... crap... Guys, we have to get out of this town!

Yukina: What do you mean?

Kuwabara: *sits down, and before anyone can stop him grabs one of the glasses and downs a few gulps of what he thinks is beer* I was walking down the street, looking for a gas station, and I walked by this antiques shop. There was this little girl standing behind the glass door, looking out at me. So I smiled and waved, and she just stared at me. She had really big, kind of bloodshot eyes, and suddenly she grinned and her teeth were all bloody. I was getting freaked out, and then suddenly the door shattered and the glass went all over her. She had this huge peice embedded in her cheek, and she reached up and pulled it out and kept grinning at me.

Yusuke: So... did you get the gas?

Kuwabara: No, I did not get the freaking gas! There was a freaking-

~everyone looks up as the waitress suddenly appears. She is smiling, her eyes like glass, and a huge gash is open on her forehead. She sets a slip of paper on the table - the bill - and stands for a few seconds as the blood from her wound drips onto it. Finally she jerkily turns away and disappears into the kitchen~

~everyone is silent for a long while~

Keiko: Maybe the cook hit her.

Yusuke: Yeah, and then she came out here to show us.

Yukina: Let's go. Come on.

Kuwabara: Yeah, let's go. *ignoring the bill the four dash out the door, their food and drinks left untouched*

TO BE CONTINUED...

Amaya: Yay! Kurama is in the story!
Me: I'm glad you're happy.
Amaya: *hugs me* Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyoucan I be in it?
Me: You're welcome- No!
Amaya: Oh... I miss Kurama-chan.
Me: You're the one who wanted him in the stupid fic!
Amaya: But I want to be with him!
Me: Go away.
Amaya: Kurama-chan!!!