Konichiwa!!
There was such a massive outpouring of support for this story, that I
made this chapter extra long even though I had to fill out and send in
all my college apps this week.
Thank you to all those who emailed me. After you're finished with this,
tell me what you think if you have time, please!
Thanx again!
Here are some RANDOM RANTS for the week....
1. Beware of Bats. They like to get caught up in your hair.
2. Beware of family members with gifts when no holiday is in sight.
3. College Apps are a PAIN IN THE ARSE!
4. "If I go crazy than will you still call superman?"
5. How does eating a five pound box of chocolates make you gain 15 lbs?
6. Why do women have to have a support group to go to the bathroom?
I do admit that I am one of these.
7. What is the point of beef jerky in today's world? What need have we for
spoiled meat?
8. On that note, no I will NOT "step into a slim jim"
9. Why would you ever want to "smack down" a "candy ass"?
10. The next person who lands on my ankle DIES. A horrible and painful death.
11. Why is it that you can remember that you forgot something, but you can't
remember what the something is?
12. Ever walk into a room and forget why you went their in the first place?
The elves did it, I tell ye, the elves!
13. On that note, I request a new dandy pair of shoes (from the magical shoe
elves that I saw on t.v. awhile back).
14. When my dog, foxy, want me to throw his ball, he will sit with it in front
of me staring forelornly at me, yet turn away when I try to get his ball. But yet
he keeps coming back until I take it from him and throw it. He of course happily
runs after it, brings it back, and the whole process starts over again. I think this
says something about us as a societ. humans, not dogs.
15. I saw someone (a human) try to breast feed a cat. It was all in jest of
course, but it didn't help that the someone was a male.
I FEEL VIOLATED!!!
Because I'm severely tired and sleep depraved, I only leave with one
thought before I go off into la la land.
...Can't sleep, clows will eat me...
...Can't sleep, clows will eat me...
...Can't sleep, clows will eat me...
...Can't sleep, clows will eat me...
...Can't sleep, clows will eat me...
...Can't sleep, clows will eat me...
...Can't sleep, clows will eat me...
Thank you, and good nite.
Hope you like!!! te. he.
(Princess, you should get a kick out of this)
Oh yes, and for all of those who care, the Gudam
boys DO show up in this chapter. Say hi to them for me!
On with the story!
~ The Queen has spoken.
So it is written, so it shall be.
~*~
When the Sailor Senshi Meet the Gundam Wing Boys
and
Everything Goes Frightfully Wrong
~*~ Part 2 ~*~
Serena arrived on the scene and was met with a ghastly site. A
very large... *thing*, had two of the four Inner Senshi in its grip.
The thing was hideous, it was monstrous, it was... it was...
It was a giant teddy bear.
That's right, a giant teddy bear, gone horribly, horribly wrong.
The arms were elongated and twisted, as if they had been
caught in a lawnmower, and the bear's legs were short and stubby. Its
eyes were beady and large, and the smile was no longer cute, it was
maniacal, complete with huge, sharp teeth and bad breath.
STOMP...
...STOMP...
......STOMP...
It was slowly walking over towards Serena. Or should I say
waddling. The short stubby legs could not bend at all, so the bear
ended up walking like a penguin. It was both comical and unnerving.
Serena stared up at the massive monster teddy bear and shrugged.
"Eh, at least it's not a Teletubbie," she said.
"Amen to that," said Luna, her little kitty eyes round and
frightened.
"Hey, meatball head, want to transform before the world FREEZES
OVER!" yelled Sailor Mars from her perilous position in one of the teddy
bear's hands.
"Hold on guys, I'll save you!" cried Serena, when she realized
what she was actually there for.
She lifted her hand into the sky with her magical talisman and
shouted her magical phrase. You know the one.
"Moon Eternal! Make up!" she cried. In seconds Serena was
bathed in a magical, bright light. She was literally stripped of
clothes, and refitted for new ones.
In the background: STOMP... STOMP...
A shiny crescent moon appeared on Serena's forehead. A white
body suit attached to her body, while matching knee-high boots appeared
on her feet. The skirt was yellow, red, and blue respectively, in
three layers. Her collar was blue, and her... shoulder pads were very
round and very pink.
Background: STOMP... STOMP...
On her hands appeared long white gloves, and on her breast
there appeared a heart with a crescent moon and little bitty wings
around it. Oh yeah, and on her back there were two very large, very
fabric wings that served *absolutely no purpose*.
When the light had faded Sailor Moons stood before the massive
monster penguin-waddling sharp toothed bad breathed stubby legged teddy
bear in all her, ah, glory.
"I am the pretty suited soldier Sailor Moon..."
STOMP.... STOMP...
"I will right wrongs and..."
STOMP... CREAK...
...WHAP...
Sailor Moon was cut off mid opening as she was hurled into the
air because one massive teddy bear foot that had kicked out just
moments before.
"Ahhh!" she cried as she flew through the air with the greatest
of unease.
The monster teddy bear had taken its sweet time in traveling,
but it had finally made it the fifty or so feet between him and Sailor
Moon and promptly lashed out. Dropping Sailor Mars unceremoniously on
the ground, he reached down and picked up the now unconscious Sailor
Moon. The bear grinned toothily and mumbled something under his breath.
Mars picked herself up, dusted herself off, rolled her eyes, and
asked, "What did that thing say?"
Mercury and Jupiter, who were the only ones who were still free,
had just walked over.
"I think it said, 'Ooo, shiny thing,' but I'm not sure," said
Jupiter, scratching her head. The sleeves and half of her skirt were
ripped off of her uniform.
Luna just shook he head. "Never mind that now, did anything
you attack that hideous creature with stun it at all? We need to find
out how to get Sailor Moon out of its paw safely so she can use her
power."
"What powers? All she does is wave her damn wand around and
make everything 'better', but only after everyone else has stunned the
damn monster so that it's as harmless as a fly," said Mars bitterly.
"You watch your mouth!" said Mercury, her blue eyes blazing.
"Sailor Moon has brought us back to life more times than you can count,
and you have no right to speak to her like that!" she told the black
haired priestess-in-training.
Mars sighed. "I guess you're right. She does have her uses,"
she relented.
"Uh, guys, before we debate any more about the relevance of
Sailor Moon, do you think we could save Tokyo first?" asked Jupiter, as
she let out a ball of thunder that hit the teddy bear directly on the
chest, but had no effect.
The teddy bear, since the conversations had begun, had steadily
waddled over half of downtown Tokyo. It had just stepped on the arcade
only seconds before Jupiter had let loose her lightning ball.
"Oh, the horror, the horror!" sobbed Sailor Moon from the palm
of the bear.
Venus, meanwhile, was seething in the bear's opposite paw.
"Goddamn it, if this monster pulls another one of my beautiful hairs, I
will just SCREAM!" she exclaimed.
"Oh, what are we to do," said Sailor Moon in what sounded
suspiciously like a Southern Belle accent. She laid the back of her
right hand on her forehead and sighed quite loudly.
"Stop being so Goddamn MELODRAMITIC!" screamed Mars. "Mars
Flame Sniper!" she cried. Mars let loose an arrow of fire that flew
and hit the bear's hand only a foot away from Sailor Moon. The bear's
hand twitched and Sailor Moon plummeted to the ground.
"Great shot!" commented Jupiter.
Mars rolled her eyes. "What are you talking about? I missed!"
Jupiter would have laughed, except that the look in Mars' eyes
Left doubt as to if she was telling the truth or not.
They heard a familiar incantation and turned back to find that
Sailor Moon had already changed the huge teddy bear back to its regular,
un-monstrous size.
"Thank the Goddess that nightmare is over!" said Venus.
Famous last words.
STOMP...
...STOMPSTOMP...
......STOMPSTOMPSTOMP.........
.........STOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMP.........
Jupiter, Venus, Mercury, Mars, Moon, and Luna all turned their
heads extra slowly to look behind them. What they saw shook them down
to their very bones.
Stuffed animals of all shapes and denominations were approaching
them. They were all huge, all deformed in some way, and they all had
very, very sharp teeth.
"*OH MY GOD*," said Luna, and promptly fainted.
The Inner Senshi all got ready to fight. This wasn't the hardest
thing they had ever had to face. It was by far the weirdest, but it
certainly wasn't the hardest.
All of a sudden the ground shook.
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM sounded behind the scouts.
All five of them turned heads very slowly in unison once more.
They were met with another very, very frightening sight.
Five very large transformers were situated behind them, of
varying colors and shapes, complete with their own unique weapons.
"Hey aren't those..." Venus started.
"Transformers," finished Sailor Moon very gloomily.
In the background Jupiter was singing the theme song.
"*Transformers, more than meets the eye*. " Mars promptly reached out
and smacked her.
"Oh that is just *it*. I am so NOT fighting a reject toy from
the 80s!" screamed Mercury, for once fed up.
In the cockpit of Deathscythe, Duo's eyes got very round.
"Did she just call us reject toys from the 80s?" he asked.
"Does it matter?" asked Heero.
Duo's face contorted in a mask of rage. "Of COURSE it matters.
I am NOT a reject toy from the 80s!" he screamed.
"Do you even know what one is?" asked Trowa in his soft,
unobtrusive voice.
....
Silence reined.
Quatre was smiling, and everyone could tell, even without the
vid-link.
"Maybe we should go down and speak to those young women.
Perhaps they know why we are here and why stuffed animals seem to be
running amok," he said.
"You know," said Wufei, "We seem to be in Japan of the twentieth
century. Perhaps they are filming another one of their *Godzilla*
movies."
Heero sighed. "All right everyone, let's go down and tell the
little girls that they have to play dress up somewhere else."
One by one they hopped out of their Gundams and landed gracefully
on the ground.
"Eeek!" cried Venus. "Are those little plastic boys?"
"If they are I'll be sure and snap their little plastic heads
off!" cried Jupiter grinning a feral smile. She fell back into a fighting
stance once again.
"Plastic? I am not plastic!" shouted a very short boy with
brown hair in a braid that reached his waist. He pulled his cap to the
side (80s style for all those of you who were wondering) and pouted.
He was dressed in a black jumpsuit.
Meanwhile...
...STOMP...
......STOMPSTOMP......
.........STOMPSTOMPSTOMP.........
Sailor Mars watched the hoard of malignant stuffed animals inch
ever closer.
"Look you little G.I. Joe's, or whatever you are, you better
get off the battlefield real soon. The fighting is going to get a
little rough," she said.
"I don't know what G.I. Joey's are, but I can assure you we
aren't them," said a boy with light brown hair cut in a very peculiar
style...
"Yeah, like we're going to believe you when you're hair defies
gravity!" cried Venus.
"What are you talking about?" asked the boy whose hair defied
gravity. (It's Trowa if you haven't guessed yet.)
"You know what I'm talking about! Every time you turn your
head it either goes to one side, or the other, never in the middle! It
sticks out at a ninety degree angle from your freaking head!" she said.
Quatre laughed lightly. "You know, I think she's right Trowa.
You're hair does seem to defy gravity."
Trowa said nothing, merely glared.
Silence reined, so Wufei decided to break it.
"Just how are you *little girls* going to battle those... things,"
asked Wufei, his chin high in the air, his black eyes piercing.
"We have battle armor of course," said a tall brown haired girl
with piercing green eyes and an unbelievably short green skirt.
"And just where, may I ask, is this battle armor?" sneered
Wufei.
The brown haired girl just tossed her head. "We're wearing it
of course."
Wufei's jaw actually dropped.
Duo poked Heero in the side. "Whoa. I don't think I've ever
seen him do that before."
Heero shrugged. "Bound to happen sooner or later."
Wufei looked the girls up and down, looked back at the massive
Gundams, and then back at the girls again. He did this three more
times and then finally looked unbelievingly at the brown haired girl.
"You dare to call what you wear *battle armor*, when you stand before
Shenlong?" he asked aghast. He swept his arm wide to indicate his
Gundam.
"Ah isn't that cute?" asked Venus, already getting starry-eyed.
"He named his transformer.
"Damn it," said the short man with the long black ponytail.
"It is not a transformer!" he exclaimed, crossing his arms over his
chest indignantly.
...STOMP...
......STOMPSTOMP......
.........STOMPSTOMPSTOMP.........
"We really don't have all this time to debate. Those things
are getting closer," said Mars.
Sailor Moon was currently cooing at one of the monster stuffed
animals.
"Ah, but look at the cute little bunny one!" she said, clapping
her hands together ecstatically. "Can we keep that one?" she asked
hopefully, her eyes becoming big and watery.
"NO!" shouted the rest of the Inner Senshi together.
...STOMP...
"Time to meet the enemy," said Jupiter, smiling manically. She
was ready to kick some more stuffed ass.
"Oh, Jesus," said Trowa under his breath. Luckily, no one
heard him.
There was such a massive outpouring of support for this story, that I
made this chapter extra long even though I had to fill out and send in
all my college apps this week.
Thank you to all those who emailed me. After you're finished with this,
tell me what you think if you have time, please!
Thanx again!
Here are some RANDOM RANTS for the week....
1. Beware of Bats. They like to get caught up in your hair.
2. Beware of family members with gifts when no holiday is in sight.
3. College Apps are a PAIN IN THE ARSE!
4. "If I go crazy than will you still call superman?"
5. How does eating a five pound box of chocolates make you gain 15 lbs?
6. Why do women have to have a support group to go to the bathroom?
I do admit that I am one of these.
7. What is the point of beef jerky in today's world? What need have we for
spoiled meat?
8. On that note, no I will NOT "step into a slim jim"
9. Why would you ever want to "smack down" a "candy ass"?
10. The next person who lands on my ankle DIES. A horrible and painful death.
11. Why is it that you can remember that you forgot something, but you can't
remember what the something is?
12. Ever walk into a room and forget why you went their in the first place?
The elves did it, I tell ye, the elves!
13. On that note, I request a new dandy pair of shoes (from the magical shoe
elves that I saw on t.v. awhile back).
14. When my dog, foxy, want me to throw his ball, he will sit with it in front
of me staring forelornly at me, yet turn away when I try to get his ball. But yet
he keeps coming back until I take it from him and throw it. He of course happily
runs after it, brings it back, and the whole process starts over again. I think this
says something about us as a societ. humans, not dogs.
15. I saw someone (a human) try to breast feed a cat. It was all in jest of
course, but it didn't help that the someone was a male.
I FEEL VIOLATED!!!
Because I'm severely tired and sleep depraved, I only leave with one
thought before I go off into la la land.
...Can't sleep, clows will eat me...
...Can't sleep, clows will eat me...
...Can't sleep, clows will eat me...
...Can't sleep, clows will eat me...
...Can't sleep, clows will eat me...
...Can't sleep, clows will eat me...
...Can't sleep, clows will eat me...
Thank you, and good nite.
Hope you like!!! te. he.
(Princess, you should get a kick out of this)
Oh yes, and for all of those who care, the Gudam
boys DO show up in this chapter. Say hi to them for me!
On with the story!
~ The Queen has spoken.
So it is written, so it shall be.
~*~
When the Sailor Senshi Meet the Gundam Wing Boys
and
Everything Goes Frightfully Wrong
~*~ Part 2 ~*~
Serena arrived on the scene and was met with a ghastly site. A
very large... *thing*, had two of the four Inner Senshi in its grip.
The thing was hideous, it was monstrous, it was... it was...
It was a giant teddy bear.
That's right, a giant teddy bear, gone horribly, horribly wrong.
The arms were elongated and twisted, as if they had been
caught in a lawnmower, and the bear's legs were short and stubby. Its
eyes were beady and large, and the smile was no longer cute, it was
maniacal, complete with huge, sharp teeth and bad breath.
STOMP...
...STOMP...
......STOMP...
It was slowly walking over towards Serena. Or should I say
waddling. The short stubby legs could not bend at all, so the bear
ended up walking like a penguin. It was both comical and unnerving.
Serena stared up at the massive monster teddy bear and shrugged.
"Eh, at least it's not a Teletubbie," she said.
"Amen to that," said Luna, her little kitty eyes round and
frightened.
"Hey, meatball head, want to transform before the world FREEZES
OVER!" yelled Sailor Mars from her perilous position in one of the teddy
bear's hands.
"Hold on guys, I'll save you!" cried Serena, when she realized
what she was actually there for.
She lifted her hand into the sky with her magical talisman and
shouted her magical phrase. You know the one.
"Moon Eternal! Make up!" she cried. In seconds Serena was
bathed in a magical, bright light. She was literally stripped of
clothes, and refitted for new ones.
In the background: STOMP... STOMP...
A shiny crescent moon appeared on Serena's forehead. A white
body suit attached to her body, while matching knee-high boots appeared
on her feet. The skirt was yellow, red, and blue respectively, in
three layers. Her collar was blue, and her... shoulder pads were very
round and very pink.
Background: STOMP... STOMP...
On her hands appeared long white gloves, and on her breast
there appeared a heart with a crescent moon and little bitty wings
around it. Oh yeah, and on her back there were two very large, very
fabric wings that served *absolutely no purpose*.
When the light had faded Sailor Moons stood before the massive
monster penguin-waddling sharp toothed bad breathed stubby legged teddy
bear in all her, ah, glory.
"I am the pretty suited soldier Sailor Moon..."
STOMP.... STOMP...
"I will right wrongs and..."
STOMP... CREAK...
...WHAP...
Sailor Moon was cut off mid opening as she was hurled into the
air because one massive teddy bear foot that had kicked out just
moments before.
"Ahhh!" she cried as she flew through the air with the greatest
of unease.
The monster teddy bear had taken its sweet time in traveling,
but it had finally made it the fifty or so feet between him and Sailor
Moon and promptly lashed out. Dropping Sailor Mars unceremoniously on
the ground, he reached down and picked up the now unconscious Sailor
Moon. The bear grinned toothily and mumbled something under his breath.
Mars picked herself up, dusted herself off, rolled her eyes, and
asked, "What did that thing say?"
Mercury and Jupiter, who were the only ones who were still free,
had just walked over.
"I think it said, 'Ooo, shiny thing,' but I'm not sure," said
Jupiter, scratching her head. The sleeves and half of her skirt were
ripped off of her uniform.
Luna just shook he head. "Never mind that now, did anything
you attack that hideous creature with stun it at all? We need to find
out how to get Sailor Moon out of its paw safely so she can use her
power."
"What powers? All she does is wave her damn wand around and
make everything 'better', but only after everyone else has stunned the
damn monster so that it's as harmless as a fly," said Mars bitterly.
"You watch your mouth!" said Mercury, her blue eyes blazing.
"Sailor Moon has brought us back to life more times than you can count,
and you have no right to speak to her like that!" she told the black
haired priestess-in-training.
Mars sighed. "I guess you're right. She does have her uses,"
she relented.
"Uh, guys, before we debate any more about the relevance of
Sailor Moon, do you think we could save Tokyo first?" asked Jupiter, as
she let out a ball of thunder that hit the teddy bear directly on the
chest, but had no effect.
The teddy bear, since the conversations had begun, had steadily
waddled over half of downtown Tokyo. It had just stepped on the arcade
only seconds before Jupiter had let loose her lightning ball.
"Oh, the horror, the horror!" sobbed Sailor Moon from the palm
of the bear.
Venus, meanwhile, was seething in the bear's opposite paw.
"Goddamn it, if this monster pulls another one of my beautiful hairs, I
will just SCREAM!" she exclaimed.
"Oh, what are we to do," said Sailor Moon in what sounded
suspiciously like a Southern Belle accent. She laid the back of her
right hand on her forehead and sighed quite loudly.
"Stop being so Goddamn MELODRAMITIC!" screamed Mars. "Mars
Flame Sniper!" she cried. Mars let loose an arrow of fire that flew
and hit the bear's hand only a foot away from Sailor Moon. The bear's
hand twitched and Sailor Moon plummeted to the ground.
"Great shot!" commented Jupiter.
Mars rolled her eyes. "What are you talking about? I missed!"
Jupiter would have laughed, except that the look in Mars' eyes
Left doubt as to if she was telling the truth or not.
They heard a familiar incantation and turned back to find that
Sailor Moon had already changed the huge teddy bear back to its regular,
un-monstrous size.
"Thank the Goddess that nightmare is over!" said Venus.
Famous last words.
STOMP...
...STOMPSTOMP...
......STOMPSTOMPSTOMP.........
.........STOMPSTOMPSTOMPSTOMP.........
Jupiter, Venus, Mercury, Mars, Moon, and Luna all turned their
heads extra slowly to look behind them. What they saw shook them down
to their very bones.
Stuffed animals of all shapes and denominations were approaching
them. They were all huge, all deformed in some way, and they all had
very, very sharp teeth.
"*OH MY GOD*," said Luna, and promptly fainted.
The Inner Senshi all got ready to fight. This wasn't the hardest
thing they had ever had to face. It was by far the weirdest, but it
certainly wasn't the hardest.
All of a sudden the ground shook.
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM sounded behind the scouts.
All five of them turned heads very slowly in unison once more.
They were met with another very, very frightening sight.
Five very large transformers were situated behind them, of
varying colors and shapes, complete with their own unique weapons.
"Hey aren't those..." Venus started.
"Transformers," finished Sailor Moon very gloomily.
In the background Jupiter was singing the theme song.
"*Transformers, more than meets the eye*. " Mars promptly reached out
and smacked her.
"Oh that is just *it*. I am so NOT fighting a reject toy from
the 80s!" screamed Mercury, for once fed up.
In the cockpit of Deathscythe, Duo's eyes got very round.
"Did she just call us reject toys from the 80s?" he asked.
"Does it matter?" asked Heero.
Duo's face contorted in a mask of rage. "Of COURSE it matters.
I am NOT a reject toy from the 80s!" he screamed.
"Do you even know what one is?" asked Trowa in his soft,
unobtrusive voice.
....
Silence reined.
Quatre was smiling, and everyone could tell, even without the
vid-link.
"Maybe we should go down and speak to those young women.
Perhaps they know why we are here and why stuffed animals seem to be
running amok," he said.
"You know," said Wufei, "We seem to be in Japan of the twentieth
century. Perhaps they are filming another one of their *Godzilla*
movies."
Heero sighed. "All right everyone, let's go down and tell the
little girls that they have to play dress up somewhere else."
One by one they hopped out of their Gundams and landed gracefully
on the ground.
"Eeek!" cried Venus. "Are those little plastic boys?"
"If they are I'll be sure and snap their little plastic heads
off!" cried Jupiter grinning a feral smile. She fell back into a fighting
stance once again.
"Plastic? I am not plastic!" shouted a very short boy with
brown hair in a braid that reached his waist. He pulled his cap to the
side (80s style for all those of you who were wondering) and pouted.
He was dressed in a black jumpsuit.
Meanwhile...
...STOMP...
......STOMPSTOMP......
.........STOMPSTOMPSTOMP.........
Sailor Mars watched the hoard of malignant stuffed animals inch
ever closer.
"Look you little G.I. Joe's, or whatever you are, you better
get off the battlefield real soon. The fighting is going to get a
little rough," she said.
"I don't know what G.I. Joey's are, but I can assure you we
aren't them," said a boy with light brown hair cut in a very peculiar
style...
"Yeah, like we're going to believe you when you're hair defies
gravity!" cried Venus.
"What are you talking about?" asked the boy whose hair defied
gravity. (It's Trowa if you haven't guessed yet.)
"You know what I'm talking about! Every time you turn your
head it either goes to one side, or the other, never in the middle! It
sticks out at a ninety degree angle from your freaking head!" she said.
Quatre laughed lightly. "You know, I think she's right Trowa.
You're hair does seem to defy gravity."
Trowa said nothing, merely glared.
Silence reined, so Wufei decided to break it.
"Just how are you *little girls* going to battle those... things,"
asked Wufei, his chin high in the air, his black eyes piercing.
"We have battle armor of course," said a tall brown haired girl
with piercing green eyes and an unbelievably short green skirt.
"And just where, may I ask, is this battle armor?" sneered
Wufei.
The brown haired girl just tossed her head. "We're wearing it
of course."
Wufei's jaw actually dropped.
Duo poked Heero in the side. "Whoa. I don't think I've ever
seen him do that before."
Heero shrugged. "Bound to happen sooner or later."
Wufei looked the girls up and down, looked back at the massive
Gundams, and then back at the girls again. He did this three more
times and then finally looked unbelievingly at the brown haired girl.
"You dare to call what you wear *battle armor*, when you stand before
Shenlong?" he asked aghast. He swept his arm wide to indicate his
Gundam.
"Ah isn't that cute?" asked Venus, already getting starry-eyed.
"He named his transformer.
"Damn it," said the short man with the long black ponytail.
"It is not a transformer!" he exclaimed, crossing his arms over his
chest indignantly.
...STOMP...
......STOMPSTOMP......
.........STOMPSTOMPSTOMP.........
"We really don't have all this time to debate. Those things
are getting closer," said Mars.
Sailor Moon was currently cooing at one of the monster stuffed
animals.
"Ah, but look at the cute little bunny one!" she said, clapping
her hands together ecstatically. "Can we keep that one?" she asked
hopefully, her eyes becoming big and watery.
"NO!" shouted the rest of the Inner Senshi together.
...STOMP...
"Time to meet the enemy," said Jupiter, smiling manically. She
was ready to kick some more stuffed ass.
"Oh, Jesus," said Trowa under his breath. Luckily, no one
heard him.