Me: What is it going to take to get you to stop crying?!
Amaya: *sobbing uncontrolably* B-but I m-miss K-K-Kurama so muuuuuch...
Me: You've been crying since I ended the last chapter! That was, like, three months ago! *turns to reviewers* You may beat me now for the insane delay.
Reviewers: *beat Fekket with rusty things*
Amaya: I'm s-sorry.
Me: *gets up, rubs sore... um, everything* Well, the new chapter is in, and Kurama is in it.
Amaya: Yay! *grabbing Kleenex after Kleenex to try and fix her face* I guess we got some more reviews?
Me: *holds up list* Yep! Big thanks to UnknownDarkMystery, BT (yeah, she's Blak Tigir but I call her BT), and Amaya!
Amaya: *blinks* I'm right here.
Me: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! THE EVIL TWIN GOT LOOSE AGAIN!!!
Amaya: *blink* Evil twin?
Me: Pretend I didn't say that out loud. *sitting in a revolving chair* Here in the little town of Mahala, Spain-
Amaya: Mahala is Hebrew for... something.
Me: So? As I was SAYING, here in Mahala, these four travellers are about to embark on an amazing and terrifying journey! And who is this cucumber- Uh, wait-
Amaya: HE IS NOT A CUCUMBER!!!!!
Me: I MEANT 'NEWCOMER'!!!
Amaya: You don't have to yell.
Me: *sigh* And who is this newcomer, with long red hair and a stunning revelation?
Amaya: My little Kurama-chan! Let's get things started! Gundam Finals Set!
Both: READY, GOOOOOO!!!
Space Predator
By FekketC (with help from Amaya-chan)
Part 3
~back to the scene with Yusuke, Kuwabara, Keiko and Yukina, running out of the resturant and across the street. Yukina's shoelace gets caught on something in the street, and she kneels to try and loosen it. Suddenly, the Mystery Mobile is careening towards her! The windsheild covered with dirt and grime, so that they cannot see the driver~
Yukina: *staring in terror at the headlights*
~the Mystery Mobile pulls to a stop inches from Yukina's face. Kuwabara rushes out and grabs her, breaking the shoelace and carrying her off the street. As soon as they are out of the way the Mystery Mobile drives off, leaving Yukina whimpering in Kuwabara's arms~
Yusuke: Okay, that was freaky.
Keiko: Can we PLEASE just get the HELL out of here! *the four pile into the car and drive off*
~scene switch to the front of an old, old castle in the country. A car pulls up out front, and Bara and Mr. Dickinson climb out~
Bara: This is the research center?
Dickinson: Yep. Took half our funding, but it's all ours. Well, after one more payment.
(Amaya: That's a prophecy right there.
Fekket: Or Murphy's Law.
Amaya: We'll see.)
Bara: Let's get going. *the two walk across the drawbridge and enter the castle*
~scene switch to the inside of a laboratory with
an elevator to one side. Bara and Dickinson appear, wearing astronaut suits~
(Amaya: Aren't those called containment suits?
Me: Oh, what the hell.)
~Dickinson takes a card from the pocket of his ASTRONAUT SUIT, and presses it to a panel next to the elevator. The doors slide open~
Elevator: Welcome, mister C. Dickinson. *elevator music starts to play as the two go down*
Bara: Why exactly are we wearing these suits?
Dickinson: After losing one shirt to those critters, I'm not about to risk another.
Bara: Yes, but white after Labor Day?
Dickinson: Shut up. *the two get off on the ninth floor, in a huge warehouse. Dickinson leads the way to a manhole, which after a moment's effort slides open to reveal a ladder leading down*
Bara: Why couldn't you just have the elevator lead to that floor?
Dickinson: Shut up, it's cooler this way. *turns on radio playing the Mission Impossible theme* *climbs down*
~the scene is now a large, well-lit white room with a broken TV set and some old magazines stacked against the wall. On the wall is a ladder, and we see Dickinson and then Bara climb down~
Dickinson: There.
Bara: Um, why exactly are we here?
Dickinson: I, uh... can't remember.
Bara: *anime annoyed face* We came all this way
to look at your unfinished basement?! (Amaya: Oh, he looks so cute like that!
Me: Please be quiet.)
Dickinson: Hold on, it'll come to me... Oh yeah! *picks up canister leaning against the wall* You see, though you can't feel it through your suit it is actually 900 degrees Farenheit in here. That's, uh... really hot in Celcius, too. This canister is filled with the strongest strain of the alien disease.
Bara: Hold on, I thought the aliens eat people.
Dickinson: They do. But first they infect them.
Bara: *blinks* What?
Dickinson: Don't you ever watch sci-fi movies?! Now, 900 degrees Farenheit will keep the virus neutral. It can't attack people. Even if I dumped out this canister on the floor, the virus would just sit there.
Bara: Ah.
Dickinson: Once you take the canister out of this room, you have about a day before the virus gets so pissed that it breaks out. That's why we keep it in here.
Bara: So, what do we do with this pure virus?
Dickinson: Well, we- Ow, my stomach.
Bara: Ear infections have been going around lately.
Dickinson: No, you idiot, it's the alien!
Bara: Say what?!
Dickinson: When the blood spurted all over me, it must have released the virus into my bloodstream! Quick, kill me before I turn into an alien!
Bara: But I thought the alien- Ah, never mind. Are you sure it's not ringworm?
Dickinson: I'm sure.
Bara: Bad cheese?
Dickinson: Sure ain't.
Bara: Boogie fever?
Dickinson: Probably not.
Bara: Oh, fine. ROSE WHIP LASH!!! Well, I didn't
want to do that.
(Amaya: How'd he get his rose out if he was wearing a spacesuit?
Me: Sleight of hand.
Amaya: *blinks* What?)
Bara: I didn't want to do that before I figured out why he brought me all this way to show me a useless canister of deadly viruses. Ah, I'll figure it out. It's what I do. *climbs back up the ladder, leaving Dickinson's body and the canister still in the room. As he walks away, he accidentaly leaves the manhole open. From the manhole we can hear slurping and gargling sounds as the alien starts to do... something, I'm not sure what, but it can't be good*
TO BE CONTINUED...
Me: *turns off annoying radio, which long since
finished the Mission Impossible theme and was starting on an ad for a furniture
sale* That enough Kurama for you?
Amaya: Yes, very! ^^ Thank you so much!
Me: Now, I need to go to 4-H.
Amaya: What, that thing where you sit around for two hours, then decide who'll
bring drinks next time?
Me: Just about, except that there's this boy there. ^^ Well, two boys.
Amaya: Which one do you like?
Me: Um, haven't really decided, heh heh.
Amaya: Jerk.
Me: Well, one likes photography and the other likes anime.
Amaya: Then go for the anime one! Now that that's settled, write the next chapter!
Me: Maybe later. Bye!
Amaya: KURAMA!!!