Hey Everyone!
Here it is, finally, I hope you guys like it!
Tell me what you think!
~The Queen has spoken,
So it is written, so it shall be.
~*~
Part 3
The monstrous stuffed animals were fast approaching, and the
girls just did not know what to do about the strange boys who had come
out the transformers.
"Oh who cares," said Jupiter. "They can either take care of
themselves or they can get off the battlefield. Their preference."
"Jupiter!" cried Sailor Moon. "We are supposed to save people
from the bad guys, not let innocent boys get stomped by overzealous
toys!"
"Overzealous? Gee Sailor Moon, is that your new vocabulary
word for the year?" asked Mars.
"Shut up!" yelled Moon.
"Make me," challenged Mars.
"Come on, just calm down you two!" said Mercury as she tried to
separate the two girls who were currently hissing and sticking their
tongue out at each other.
Quatre leaned over to Trowa. "Do you think they're... okay?"
he asked uncertainly.
"Right now it doesn't matter. We must stick to the objective
at hand, and those stuffed toys are coming fast," observed Trowa. It
was the most he'd said since they had arrived.
"Yes, let's get ready to fight. We don't know what we're
supposed to do here, or even for sure where we are, but I suppose we
can't let the animals stomp the girls, even if they are weird," said
Heero. The others nodded.
Jupiter just shook her head. "Let's kick these animals into the
next millennium," she said. "*Then* we can fight amongst ourselves."
Mars and Moon looked at each other, and then at Jupiter. Both
shrugged.
"Yeah, okay," they said in unison.
The animals were very close now, almost upon the group. The
strange boys had reentered their transformers, and the Senshi got ready
to party.
"Yo Venus, you ready?" yelled Jupiter.
"Ready and waiting!" she answered back.
"Supreme Thunder!" yelled Jupiter as Venus called out,
"Crescent Beam!"
Pure electricity mixed with pure energy and created an extremely
strong bright beam that happened to lance through a stuffed Tweetie.
The stuffed Tweetie wailed and flailed but eventually fell to the ground
and shrunk back to normal size.
"Uh, guys?" asked Duo.
A dazed "Yeah," answered him.
"Did you by any chance see a beam of yellow light come out of
the chick with the red bow's hand?"
"Yeah."
"And did you happen to see a bolt of lightning come out of the
brown haired chick's crown?"
"Yeah."
"Does anybody know what the hell kind of world we landed on?"
asked Duo. "There are some serious wackos here!" he exclaimed.
"I wouldn't complain if I were you, Duo," said Wufei with an
unmistakable air of superiority. "You were the one who just *had* to
investigate that, and I quote, 'cool looking' rip in space."
"Maybe I shouldn't have gone so close to the hole, but since
you followed me, *I* wouldn't be talking if I were you!" Duo yelled
back.
"But you're not me. I guess there are some things to be thankful
for in this world," said Wufei, tossing his head.
"Yes, there are some things to be thankful for. Why would I
ever want to be a hypocritical bastard like you. Tell me, do you *ever*
take that stick out of your ass?" asked Duo.
"I am not a hypocrite!" yelled Wufei.
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
The two yelled back and forth to each other like that for a
while, the on lookers just kind of shrugging.
Heero was currently navigating his Gundam, Wing Zero, to the
nearest snarling stuffed animal, namely a big pink elephant. He
dispatched it calmly and efficiently. In other words he punched it
real hard. Stuffed elephant fall down go boom.
Sailor Venus watched in awe as the massive transformer effectively
punched one of the stuffed animals so hard that it fell down and shrunk
back to normal size, shattering only a few buildings in the process.
"Whoa. Did you see that girls?" she asked dazedly.
"Yeah," said Mars distractedly, currently trying to dispatch an
overlarge cabbage-patch kid. "Burning Mandala!" she screamed. Several
rings of fire flew towards the doll and set it on fire. It screamed
and ran around for a few minutes before falling down and shrinking back
to normal size, though it was still on fire. Mars smiled maniacally.
"Burn baby, burn!" she yelled.
"Ah, ooookay," said Venus. "Hey Sailor Moon, did you see what
that transformer did?" asked Venus.
"Yes," said Sailor Moon smiling. "The same things those other
transa-watcha-callems are doing." Sailor Moon very innocently pointed
behind Venus, who looked and found that all the huge machines were now
in the battle, though admittedly they were all using various weapons.
"Cool," breathed Venus.
In a matter of about ten minutes, between the Sailor Senshi
and the Gundam pilots, the hideous monster stuffed animals were all but
dispatched. Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Mercury took out the last one
with a "whoop" of joy.
When all was said and done, the Gundam pilots faced the Sailor
Senshi, and each looked at each other with a combination of wonderment,
grudging respect, and a general urge to ask "What the hell?"
After five minutes of staring Venus decide to take a chance and
break the silence.
"So, um, who the hell are you guys?" she asked sweetly.
The short boy with the brown hair and the serious eyes gave her
a very stern look. "We are not allowed to give you that information."
"Oooooo, are you guys some kind of secret task force sent out
to right the wrongs of a society that has a set of ideals that they're
supposed to live by but really can't so they need someone to keep the
peace without destroying those ideals but no one can no or the ideals
will be forever lost so that's why your secret or something like that?"
asked Sailor Moon in one breath.
Duo's right eyebrow had risen sometime during the question, and
had now begun to twitch.
Mars rolled her eyes. "I think you've been watching too much
TV Sailor Moon," she said.
Sailor Moon put her hands on her hips. "You can never watch
too much TV," she answered.
"And YOU are part of the group of people who give young people
a bad name," said Mars.
"Am not!" yelled Moon.
"Are too!" yelled Mars.
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
The rest of the population tried their best to ignore the two
girls who were now blowing raspberry's at each other like there was no
tomorrow.
"Can we at least get your names?" asked Venus hopefully. Hey,
she might be able to secure a boyfriend out of this.
Everyone kind of shifted their eyes to Heero. He sighed. "We
cannot release our identities," he said.
"But we are in the middle of nowhere with no idea what planet
we're on, what universe we're in, or even what *time* we are in. We're
going to need someone's help, why can't we have theirs?" asked Duo.
"He's right," said Quatre. "We really need some information,
and as these girl's seem to have the same job that we do, perhaps it
would be best if we talked to them."
Trowa just nodded.
Wufei just lifted his head, his eyes beady. "I do not need
help from women," he said simply.
Heero looked long and hard as his team, and finally he
consented. At the very least he was pretty sure that they weren't on
the same Earth that they knew, so it was probably okay. Still, he
didn't have to like it. "All right, fine. My name is Yui Heero. You
do give the last name first here, too, correct?" he asked, suddenly
unsure. (Note: In Japanese culture they usually introduce someone by
announcing their last name first because in Japan family is very
important, and your family name tends to be a little bit more important
than your first name. Scary isn't it)
The blond girl with the big red bow nodded. She also had an
annoying habit of blinking very fast in his direction. He wondered if
she had a twitch or something.
"My name is Maxwell Duo. You can call me Duo," he said, winking.
He flung his waist-length ponytail over his shoulder, cocked his hat to
the side, and struck a pose.
The girls shook their heads.
"Hi, I'm Quatre. It's my first name and I'd be honored if you'd
use it," he said, bowing just a little formally.
Trowa inclined his head. "Barton Trowa." A man of few words.
"My name is Wufei Chang. You may call me by Wufei, if you must
call me at all."
Sailor Moon smiled at the group. They seemed like nice boys.
"My name is Tsu- ah, I mean Sailor Moon," she said awkwardly. Mars had
kicked her when she realized her slight, though Moon had recovered
admirably. "This is Sailor Mars, that over there is Sailor Venus, the
tall one is Sailor Jupiter, and the one with the computer is Sailor
Mercury."
Duo was currently on the ground, laughing so hard he could
barely contain himself.
"What is it?" asked Sailor Moon.
"Your (pant) name is (chuckle) Sailor (chuckle) *snort*
(chuckle) Moon (chuckle)?" he asked, trying to contain himself. "Do
your parents have a horrible sense of humor or what?" he asked. "Is
Sailor your first name or your last?" Again he dissolved into fits of
laughter again.
Sailor Moon looked at him aghast. "Sailor Moon isn't even my
real name. I have a very pretty name! My name is-" and that was as far
as she got before she was assaulted by four very angry Senshi who
promptly clamped their hands over her mouth.
"What she means to say," began Mercury, "Is that what we are
wearing is actually our disguises, and we'd rather not disclose what
our real names are because it would effectively blow our cover, so to
speak," she said.
Wufei sneered. "You have no honor then! We have told you our
real names, will you not disclose your?" he asked.
Duo just looked doubtfully at the Senshi. "How is *that*
supposed to be a disguise?" he asked.
Quatre's eyebrows drew together. "Yeah... We can see your
face," he said confusedly.
"Not to mention quite a lot of other things," said Duo, eyeing
Jupiter skirt, which was in tatters by now.
"Why you little..." she said as she started to advance on him.
Venus and Mercury had to hold her back.
Duo backed up with his hands in front of him. "Hey, I'm only
stating the truth," he said, smiling a little nervously. The look that
Jupiter was giving him was none to friendly.
"Yeah, well, state the truth like that again and I'll put a
lightning bolt up your nether regions," she said, smiling maniacally.
"Ah, don't mind her," said Sailor Moon. She moved to stand in
front of Jupiter. "She needs another dose of her medicine about now."
"Quiet you!" yelled Jupiter.
Heero shook his head. "The accusation still stand," he said,
"that we have given you our names, and we should have yours." He left
out the fact that Yui Heero was not exactly his *real* name, but it was
more real than 'Sailor Moon'.
Sailor Moon looked around at her fellow Scouts. "Group huddle,"
she said. All the Senshi gathered together several yards away from the
boys. Luna, who had just regained consciousness from the shock of
seeing all the giant stuffed animals, joined the huddle.
"So what do you think guys? Should we tell them who we are or
not?" asked Sailor Moon.
"Well, we can safely say those boys are not from around here,"
said Sailor Mars. "They're too weird."
"I agree. The fact that they didn't seem to know us, coupled
with the fact that if they were native to this world we would have
heard something about their... machines," commented Mercury.
"They're cute," said Venus.
"They look just like my last boyfriend," sighed Jupiter.
Everyone face vaulted.
"But Jupiter," said Mars, showing magnificent patience, "they
all look different."
"Yeah," said Jupiter dreamily.
"...And they all look like your old boyfriend?" asked Venus.
"Yeah," said Jupiter.
Mercury finally snapped. "You were just yelling at one of
them, yet now you're in love with them?" she asked.
"Just because you fight, doesn't mean there's no room for love,"
said Jupiter, a distant look in her eyes.
Sailor Moon cocked her head to the side. "So which one do you
like?" she asked confusedly.
"All of them," said Jupiter.
"NO! You *can't* like all of them!" screamed Venus. "I've
already claimed the boy with the braid and the serious one!" she said.
"Oh yeah, and the blonde one. The one with the hair that defies
gravity isn't that bad either. If I give him a haircut... hm..."
"What? Why do you get all of them?" yelled Mars. "And why do
you want the blonde one? Cradle robber!"
"I can get however many I want, and I am NOT a cradle robber!"
Venus yelled back.
The five Senshi fell to arguing for a few minutes, but when
they realized that the boys were staring at them as if they had sprouted
third ears, they calmed down.
"Uh, okay guys, we've decided that we'll help you out, and
we'll tell you our names. You can even stay at Mars' Temple. It's just
easier that way," said Sailor Mercury. They had decided in amongst the
fighting that they would reveal their identities when they arrived at
the temple.
Heero took the Gundam boys to the side.
"So?" he asked, looking around.
Duo smiled. "I think we should go. We don't have anywhere to
stay, and besides, I think they're kind of cute."
"They seem nice enough, and we're going to need people to help
us figure out what happened," commented Quatre.
Trowa shook his head. "I think you guys are missing the point.
We have no idea who these girls are. We have no clue about how they
shot magical things out of their hands, and besides all that, that
blond girl, Sailor Venus, keeps winking at me!" he said.
The rest of the Gundam pilots took a while to respond. They
were all to busy being in awe. Trowa did not usually say that much in
a day, much less at one time.
Wufei recovered the quickest. "I agree. Girls are nothing but
trouble. We can gain nothing from an alliance with them."
Again Heero sighed. "We don't have much of a choice. We need
information about where we are, and if they have... magical... abilities,
then maybe they can help us get back home. Besides, if they turn out
to be the enemy, we can just kill them."
Duo nodded grimly. "I hope it won't come to that, but if these
girls mean us harm, then we shall do our duty."
"Do your duty? Why don't you just go find another black hole
to jump in to?" asked Wufei sardonically.
"That's it, I'm going to kick your-" began Duo, but he was cut
off by Heero.
"Now is not the time to fight," said Heero.
Duo grumbled but finally acquiesced. "Fine. But me and Wufei
are going to box later."
"Whatever," said Heero. "We shall go with the girls, but we
shall watch them closely."
"Agreed," said Quatre happily.
"Agreed," said Duo with a devilish smile.
Trowa sighed and simply nodded.
Wufei turned his head to the side and would say nothing. But
neither did he protest.
The group of boys walked back over to the Senshi.
"Very well, we shall go with you," said Heero.
"Yippee!" yelled Venus. "We get to take the G.I. Joes home!
We get to take the G.I. Joes home!" she chanted over and over again.
The totally in love look had faded from Jupiter's eyes and she
had taken on a disdainful one in her place. Sure, she loved all of
them, but she wouldn't let that get in the way of her protecting the
Earth. The boys might be hot, but they also had the potential of being
enemies. That, and she wanted to play hard to get.
Mars' thumb was currently in her mouth. Crap. How was she
going to explain five boys coming to live at the temple for an
indefinite length of time? "Oh well," she said shrugging. "Grandpa
will probably just put them to work."
Sailor Moon just smiled. She wasn't really paying attention to
the boys seeing as how she was currently searching for the cute little
bunny that just minutes before had been one of the rampaging monstrous
stuffed animals. It wasn't the bunny's fault.
Sailor Mercury just shook her head. There were just no words
for the madness that had just transpired. She just couldn't wait to
tell the others about *this* one. She didn't even think Setsuna would
believe her.
They began to walk, everyone following Mars off in the distance.
All around them Tokyo onlookers were starting to emerge and look at the
destruction that was now downtown Tokyo.
Before they had gotten to far, Sailor Moon looked back and
realized there was something wrong with the picture, besides the fact
that Tokyo was smoldering.
"Um, guys, what are you going to do with your Transformers?"
she asked.
The boys paled.
Mars just rolled her eyes. "I guess you can stash them on the
Temple grounds. We have a lot of trees surrounding it, it's the only
building on a very large hill, and best of all Grandpa's eyesight is so
poor he could legally be declared blind."
That decided, each boy grabbed his Gundam quickly, and followed
Mars to her temple. Surprisingly enough, the population of Tokyo was
so caught up in the fact that their city was halfway in ruins that they
paid little attention to the five large machines that were walking away
from the destruction.
The Senshi were very happy for this fact. At least there was
something to be thankful for.
It had been one screwy day.
Here it is, finally, I hope you guys like it!
Tell me what you think!
~The Queen has spoken,
So it is written, so it shall be.
~*~
Part 3
The monstrous stuffed animals were fast approaching, and the
girls just did not know what to do about the strange boys who had come
out the transformers.
"Oh who cares," said Jupiter. "They can either take care of
themselves or they can get off the battlefield. Their preference."
"Jupiter!" cried Sailor Moon. "We are supposed to save people
from the bad guys, not let innocent boys get stomped by overzealous
toys!"
"Overzealous? Gee Sailor Moon, is that your new vocabulary
word for the year?" asked Mars.
"Shut up!" yelled Moon.
"Make me," challenged Mars.
"Come on, just calm down you two!" said Mercury as she tried to
separate the two girls who were currently hissing and sticking their
tongue out at each other.
Quatre leaned over to Trowa. "Do you think they're... okay?"
he asked uncertainly.
"Right now it doesn't matter. We must stick to the objective
at hand, and those stuffed toys are coming fast," observed Trowa. It
was the most he'd said since they had arrived.
"Yes, let's get ready to fight. We don't know what we're
supposed to do here, or even for sure where we are, but I suppose we
can't let the animals stomp the girls, even if they are weird," said
Heero. The others nodded.
Jupiter just shook her head. "Let's kick these animals into the
next millennium," she said. "*Then* we can fight amongst ourselves."
Mars and Moon looked at each other, and then at Jupiter. Both
shrugged.
"Yeah, okay," they said in unison.
The animals were very close now, almost upon the group. The
strange boys had reentered their transformers, and the Senshi got ready
to party.
"Yo Venus, you ready?" yelled Jupiter.
"Ready and waiting!" she answered back.
"Supreme Thunder!" yelled Jupiter as Venus called out,
"Crescent Beam!"
Pure electricity mixed with pure energy and created an extremely
strong bright beam that happened to lance through a stuffed Tweetie.
The stuffed Tweetie wailed and flailed but eventually fell to the ground
and shrunk back to normal size.
"Uh, guys?" asked Duo.
A dazed "Yeah," answered him.
"Did you by any chance see a beam of yellow light come out of
the chick with the red bow's hand?"
"Yeah."
"And did you happen to see a bolt of lightning come out of the
brown haired chick's crown?"
"Yeah."
"Does anybody know what the hell kind of world we landed on?"
asked Duo. "There are some serious wackos here!" he exclaimed.
"I wouldn't complain if I were you, Duo," said Wufei with an
unmistakable air of superiority. "You were the one who just *had* to
investigate that, and I quote, 'cool looking' rip in space."
"Maybe I shouldn't have gone so close to the hole, but since
you followed me, *I* wouldn't be talking if I were you!" Duo yelled
back.
"But you're not me. I guess there are some things to be thankful
for in this world," said Wufei, tossing his head.
"Yes, there are some things to be thankful for. Why would I
ever want to be a hypocritical bastard like you. Tell me, do you *ever*
take that stick out of your ass?" asked Duo.
"I am not a hypocrite!" yelled Wufei.
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
The two yelled back and forth to each other like that for a
while, the on lookers just kind of shrugging.
Heero was currently navigating his Gundam, Wing Zero, to the
nearest snarling stuffed animal, namely a big pink elephant. He
dispatched it calmly and efficiently. In other words he punched it
real hard. Stuffed elephant fall down go boom.
Sailor Venus watched in awe as the massive transformer effectively
punched one of the stuffed animals so hard that it fell down and shrunk
back to normal size, shattering only a few buildings in the process.
"Whoa. Did you see that girls?" she asked dazedly.
"Yeah," said Mars distractedly, currently trying to dispatch an
overlarge cabbage-patch kid. "Burning Mandala!" she screamed. Several
rings of fire flew towards the doll and set it on fire. It screamed
and ran around for a few minutes before falling down and shrinking back
to normal size, though it was still on fire. Mars smiled maniacally.
"Burn baby, burn!" she yelled.
"Ah, ooookay," said Venus. "Hey Sailor Moon, did you see what
that transformer did?" asked Venus.
"Yes," said Sailor Moon smiling. "The same things those other
transa-watcha-callems are doing." Sailor Moon very innocently pointed
behind Venus, who looked and found that all the huge machines were now
in the battle, though admittedly they were all using various weapons.
"Cool," breathed Venus.
In a matter of about ten minutes, between the Sailor Senshi
and the Gundam pilots, the hideous monster stuffed animals were all but
dispatched. Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Mercury took out the last one
with a "whoop" of joy.
When all was said and done, the Gundam pilots faced the Sailor
Senshi, and each looked at each other with a combination of wonderment,
grudging respect, and a general urge to ask "What the hell?"
After five minutes of staring Venus decide to take a chance and
break the silence.
"So, um, who the hell are you guys?" she asked sweetly.
The short boy with the brown hair and the serious eyes gave her
a very stern look. "We are not allowed to give you that information."
"Oooooo, are you guys some kind of secret task force sent out
to right the wrongs of a society that has a set of ideals that they're
supposed to live by but really can't so they need someone to keep the
peace without destroying those ideals but no one can no or the ideals
will be forever lost so that's why your secret or something like that?"
asked Sailor Moon in one breath.
Duo's right eyebrow had risen sometime during the question, and
had now begun to twitch.
Mars rolled her eyes. "I think you've been watching too much
TV Sailor Moon," she said.
Sailor Moon put her hands on her hips. "You can never watch
too much TV," she answered.
"And YOU are part of the group of people who give young people
a bad name," said Mars.
"Am not!" yelled Moon.
"Are too!" yelled Mars.
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
The rest of the population tried their best to ignore the two
girls who were now blowing raspberry's at each other like there was no
tomorrow.
"Can we at least get your names?" asked Venus hopefully. Hey,
she might be able to secure a boyfriend out of this.
Everyone kind of shifted their eyes to Heero. He sighed. "We
cannot release our identities," he said.
"But we are in the middle of nowhere with no idea what planet
we're on, what universe we're in, or even what *time* we are in. We're
going to need someone's help, why can't we have theirs?" asked Duo.
"He's right," said Quatre. "We really need some information,
and as these girl's seem to have the same job that we do, perhaps it
would be best if we talked to them."
Trowa just nodded.
Wufei just lifted his head, his eyes beady. "I do not need
help from women," he said simply.
Heero looked long and hard as his team, and finally he
consented. At the very least he was pretty sure that they weren't on
the same Earth that they knew, so it was probably okay. Still, he
didn't have to like it. "All right, fine. My name is Yui Heero. You
do give the last name first here, too, correct?" he asked, suddenly
unsure. (Note: In Japanese culture they usually introduce someone by
announcing their last name first because in Japan family is very
important, and your family name tends to be a little bit more important
than your first name. Scary isn't it)
The blond girl with the big red bow nodded. She also had an
annoying habit of blinking very fast in his direction. He wondered if
she had a twitch or something.
"My name is Maxwell Duo. You can call me Duo," he said, winking.
He flung his waist-length ponytail over his shoulder, cocked his hat to
the side, and struck a pose.
The girls shook their heads.
"Hi, I'm Quatre. It's my first name and I'd be honored if you'd
use it," he said, bowing just a little formally.
Trowa inclined his head. "Barton Trowa." A man of few words.
"My name is Wufei Chang. You may call me by Wufei, if you must
call me at all."
Sailor Moon smiled at the group. They seemed like nice boys.
"My name is Tsu- ah, I mean Sailor Moon," she said awkwardly. Mars had
kicked her when she realized her slight, though Moon had recovered
admirably. "This is Sailor Mars, that over there is Sailor Venus, the
tall one is Sailor Jupiter, and the one with the computer is Sailor
Mercury."
Duo was currently on the ground, laughing so hard he could
barely contain himself.
"What is it?" asked Sailor Moon.
"Your (pant) name is (chuckle) Sailor (chuckle) *snort*
(chuckle) Moon (chuckle)?" he asked, trying to contain himself. "Do
your parents have a horrible sense of humor or what?" he asked. "Is
Sailor your first name or your last?" Again he dissolved into fits of
laughter again.
Sailor Moon looked at him aghast. "Sailor Moon isn't even my
real name. I have a very pretty name! My name is-" and that was as far
as she got before she was assaulted by four very angry Senshi who
promptly clamped their hands over her mouth.
"What she means to say," began Mercury, "Is that what we are
wearing is actually our disguises, and we'd rather not disclose what
our real names are because it would effectively blow our cover, so to
speak," she said.
Wufei sneered. "You have no honor then! We have told you our
real names, will you not disclose your?" he asked.
Duo just looked doubtfully at the Senshi. "How is *that*
supposed to be a disguise?" he asked.
Quatre's eyebrows drew together. "Yeah... We can see your
face," he said confusedly.
"Not to mention quite a lot of other things," said Duo, eyeing
Jupiter skirt, which was in tatters by now.
"Why you little..." she said as she started to advance on him.
Venus and Mercury had to hold her back.
Duo backed up with his hands in front of him. "Hey, I'm only
stating the truth," he said, smiling a little nervously. The look that
Jupiter was giving him was none to friendly.
"Yeah, well, state the truth like that again and I'll put a
lightning bolt up your nether regions," she said, smiling maniacally.
"Ah, don't mind her," said Sailor Moon. She moved to stand in
front of Jupiter. "She needs another dose of her medicine about now."
"Quiet you!" yelled Jupiter.
Heero shook his head. "The accusation still stand," he said,
"that we have given you our names, and we should have yours." He left
out the fact that Yui Heero was not exactly his *real* name, but it was
more real than 'Sailor Moon'.
Sailor Moon looked around at her fellow Scouts. "Group huddle,"
she said. All the Senshi gathered together several yards away from the
boys. Luna, who had just regained consciousness from the shock of
seeing all the giant stuffed animals, joined the huddle.
"So what do you think guys? Should we tell them who we are or
not?" asked Sailor Moon.
"Well, we can safely say those boys are not from around here,"
said Sailor Mars. "They're too weird."
"I agree. The fact that they didn't seem to know us, coupled
with the fact that if they were native to this world we would have
heard something about their... machines," commented Mercury.
"They're cute," said Venus.
"They look just like my last boyfriend," sighed Jupiter.
Everyone face vaulted.
"But Jupiter," said Mars, showing magnificent patience, "they
all look different."
"Yeah," said Jupiter dreamily.
"...And they all look like your old boyfriend?" asked Venus.
"Yeah," said Jupiter.
Mercury finally snapped. "You were just yelling at one of
them, yet now you're in love with them?" she asked.
"Just because you fight, doesn't mean there's no room for love,"
said Jupiter, a distant look in her eyes.
Sailor Moon cocked her head to the side. "So which one do you
like?" she asked confusedly.
"All of them," said Jupiter.
"NO! You *can't* like all of them!" screamed Venus. "I've
already claimed the boy with the braid and the serious one!" she said.
"Oh yeah, and the blonde one. The one with the hair that defies
gravity isn't that bad either. If I give him a haircut... hm..."
"What? Why do you get all of them?" yelled Mars. "And why do
you want the blonde one? Cradle robber!"
"I can get however many I want, and I am NOT a cradle robber!"
Venus yelled back.
The five Senshi fell to arguing for a few minutes, but when
they realized that the boys were staring at them as if they had sprouted
third ears, they calmed down.
"Uh, okay guys, we've decided that we'll help you out, and
we'll tell you our names. You can even stay at Mars' Temple. It's just
easier that way," said Sailor Mercury. They had decided in amongst the
fighting that they would reveal their identities when they arrived at
the temple.
Heero took the Gundam boys to the side.
"So?" he asked, looking around.
Duo smiled. "I think we should go. We don't have anywhere to
stay, and besides, I think they're kind of cute."
"They seem nice enough, and we're going to need people to help
us figure out what happened," commented Quatre.
Trowa shook his head. "I think you guys are missing the point.
We have no idea who these girls are. We have no clue about how they
shot magical things out of their hands, and besides all that, that
blond girl, Sailor Venus, keeps winking at me!" he said.
The rest of the Gundam pilots took a while to respond. They
were all to busy being in awe. Trowa did not usually say that much in
a day, much less at one time.
Wufei recovered the quickest. "I agree. Girls are nothing but
trouble. We can gain nothing from an alliance with them."
Again Heero sighed. "We don't have much of a choice. We need
information about where we are, and if they have... magical... abilities,
then maybe they can help us get back home. Besides, if they turn out
to be the enemy, we can just kill them."
Duo nodded grimly. "I hope it won't come to that, but if these
girls mean us harm, then we shall do our duty."
"Do your duty? Why don't you just go find another black hole
to jump in to?" asked Wufei sardonically.
"That's it, I'm going to kick your-" began Duo, but he was cut
off by Heero.
"Now is not the time to fight," said Heero.
Duo grumbled but finally acquiesced. "Fine. But me and Wufei
are going to box later."
"Whatever," said Heero. "We shall go with the girls, but we
shall watch them closely."
"Agreed," said Quatre happily.
"Agreed," said Duo with a devilish smile.
Trowa sighed and simply nodded.
Wufei turned his head to the side and would say nothing. But
neither did he protest.
The group of boys walked back over to the Senshi.
"Very well, we shall go with you," said Heero.
"Yippee!" yelled Venus. "We get to take the G.I. Joes home!
We get to take the G.I. Joes home!" she chanted over and over again.
The totally in love look had faded from Jupiter's eyes and she
had taken on a disdainful one in her place. Sure, she loved all of
them, but she wouldn't let that get in the way of her protecting the
Earth. The boys might be hot, but they also had the potential of being
enemies. That, and she wanted to play hard to get.
Mars' thumb was currently in her mouth. Crap. How was she
going to explain five boys coming to live at the temple for an
indefinite length of time? "Oh well," she said shrugging. "Grandpa
will probably just put them to work."
Sailor Moon just smiled. She wasn't really paying attention to
the boys seeing as how she was currently searching for the cute little
bunny that just minutes before had been one of the rampaging monstrous
stuffed animals. It wasn't the bunny's fault.
Sailor Mercury just shook her head. There were just no words
for the madness that had just transpired. She just couldn't wait to
tell the others about *this* one. She didn't even think Setsuna would
believe her.
They began to walk, everyone following Mars off in the distance.
All around them Tokyo onlookers were starting to emerge and look at the
destruction that was now downtown Tokyo.
Before they had gotten to far, Sailor Moon looked back and
realized there was something wrong with the picture, besides the fact
that Tokyo was smoldering.
"Um, guys, what are you going to do with your Transformers?"
she asked.
The boys paled.
Mars just rolled her eyes. "I guess you can stash them on the
Temple grounds. We have a lot of trees surrounding it, it's the only
building on a very large hill, and best of all Grandpa's eyesight is so
poor he could legally be declared blind."
That decided, each boy grabbed his Gundam quickly, and followed
Mars to her temple. Surprisingly enough, the population of Tokyo was
so caught up in the fact that their city was halfway in ruins that they
paid little attention to the five large machines that were walking away
from the destruction.
The Senshi were very happy for this fact. At least there was
something to be thankful for.
It had been one screwy day.