A/N: This is my third songfic. I've found that they're a lot easier to write than actual stories. Coincidentally, if you've read the prologue to my fic, "The Fellowship of the Spoof," and wondered why it's still only the prologue, it's because I've been spending a lot of time on parodying songs. I will get back to the story, I promise! I just need a little inspiration. And now, here's my parody of "Sk8er Boi," by Avril Levigne. Enjoy!
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Ranger Boi
He was a man
they were all elves
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He liked to hunt
They read all day
What more can I say?
He was a ranger,
he'd never tell
But secretly he was the King, as well
All of those elves,
stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his dirty clothes
He was a Ranger Boi
They said, See you later Boi.
He had to go save Middle-earth.
Maybe when he kills some orcs
and reclaims the throne of men
They will all see what he is worth.
Two years from now,
they're at Rivendell
And Strider is still alive and well
They go to the city,
what do they see?
Ranger Boi ruling and being King.
They call up the dwarves,
they already know
And now they're all feeling pretty low
Before he was King,
they treated him bad
Now he's in charge, they feel real sad.
He was a Ranger Boi
They said, See you later Boi.
He had to go save Middle-earth
Now that's he killed some orcs
And reclaimed the throne of men
They can all see what he is worth!
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A/N: Well, there it is! I know I skipped the couple of verses that go at the end, but I felt like the song was complete without them. Well, don't just sit there, by all means, review, review!! Don't keep me in suspense!!