A/N: Hey everyone! Here's another humorous chapter of the my unrealistic
Lion King
story. I hope you like it! Oh btw, warning for some graphic content in this chapter w/
Simba and Nala...like I said, 6th grade = too much sex education videos. You'll see what
I mean. I was hesitant about cutting the graphic scenes out, but hey then it wouldn't be
authentic. And besides, it is a part of the animal kingdom. Ok, just read on now!
Chapter 2: The (24-hour) War Against Scar
Back at Pride Rock, everything was a disaster! The Pride lands were infested with
slobbery, fat hyenas. Worst of all, there was no food or water! Scar had taken the throne
months ago, but now Simba must reclaim it. For he was the true Lion King, even if he
was still a cub. He and Nala had to carry on the Circle of Life. Everyone was amazed to
see them, but the couple walked on together in war against Scar.
Simba and Nala faced Scar.
Scar was shocked to see them.
Simba spoke sternly. "Scar, this is my kingdom and you know it! I know why you
wanted to get rid of me...because you wanted to be king. If it hadn't been for my queen,
Nala, I would have never known of the terrible things you've done."
Scar smiled evilly. "Well, I'll make sure no more secrets ever get told again!" He took a
hard swipe at Nala, but Simba pushed her out of the way just in time.
"Are you OK?" asked Simba.
"I'm fine!" said Nala relieved.
The battle went on for hours, but nothing could separate Simba and Nala! Finally, at
dusk, the battle came to an end. Simba and Nala stood on the edge of Pride Rock with
their backs arched at Scar.
Scar wasn't willing to give in to two little cubs. But good rules over evil, so there the
three of them stood.
Nala leapt on Scar's back, and clawed it up and bit his neck.
That's when Simba charged at him and knocked him off the edge of the cliff.
Simba and Nala had won the battle!
At last the Pride lands were at peace. Everyone was so proud to see Simba
and Nala.
Everything returned to its right place in the Circle of Life. But one
thing was
Missing-- Simba and Nala had to claim their throne. Everyone watched in
amazement.
Then awhile later one morning, Simba spent all of dawn helping Nala give
birth to a
new cub. He was by her side the whole time.
"Simba, I'm scared! I don't know what to do!" Nala panicked.
"Nala, don't worry, I'm right here for you!" Simba said. "I know what to
do, OK?" Simba squeezed Nala's paw.
"Nala, listen, this will take a long time, but believe me, I'll be right
here to help you!"
Simba luckily knew what to do, as his mom had explained it to him awhile
ago.
"OK, Nala, now first take a deep breath and keep breathing. Good Nala!"
"Simba, it hurts! Now what?"
"Nala, don't push until later, OK?"
"OK!"
"Now lean up against the wall and hold my paw. Now just relax and
breathe deep,
Nala. Keep breathing, you're half-way done!"
Nala continued, as she dug her claws into the ground.
"Now, here's the hard part. Take a deep breath and out that cub!"
And Nala pushed.
"Now do it again!"
Nala pushed again.
"That's it, only a few more! OK, breathe and push! And push! One more
deep breath
and push! One more time and push! Ok, you can do it, Nala. Breathe
deeply and
push! OK, take the deepest breath you can, and push!"
Simba gasped. "Oh Nala, he's so perfect! I'm so proud of you, Nala!"
"I couldn't have done it without you!" Nala said relieved. "You saved me
and our son!" She cradled her newborn son and licked him clean.
"Of course I did, Nala! I couldn't let my beautiful son and queen die,"
Simba said gently.
"I love you, Simba!" Nala said faltering.
Simba caught her and hugged her tight and kissed her. "I love you, too.
Can I hold him?" asked Simba.
"Of course you can!" Nala handed the cub to Simba.
Simba beamed at his new son. "Oh look at you! You're so precious! Let's
call him...Gober!"
"Good name," said Nala.
Then they all went to sleep.
story. I hope you like it! Oh btw, warning for some graphic content in this chapter w/
Simba and Nala...like I said, 6th grade = too much sex education videos. You'll see what
I mean. I was hesitant about cutting the graphic scenes out, but hey then it wouldn't be
authentic. And besides, it is a part of the animal kingdom. Ok, just read on now!
Chapter 2: The (24-hour) War Against Scar
Back at Pride Rock, everything was a disaster! The Pride lands were infested with
slobbery, fat hyenas. Worst of all, there was no food or water! Scar had taken the throne
months ago, but now Simba must reclaim it. For he was the true Lion King, even if he
was still a cub. He and Nala had to carry on the Circle of Life. Everyone was amazed to
see them, but the couple walked on together in war against Scar.
Simba and Nala faced Scar.
Scar was shocked to see them.
Simba spoke sternly. "Scar, this is my kingdom and you know it! I know why you
wanted to get rid of me...because you wanted to be king. If it hadn't been for my queen,
Nala, I would have never known of the terrible things you've done."
Scar smiled evilly. "Well, I'll make sure no more secrets ever get told again!" He took a
hard swipe at Nala, but Simba pushed her out of the way just in time.
"Are you OK?" asked Simba.
"I'm fine!" said Nala relieved.
The battle went on for hours, but nothing could separate Simba and Nala! Finally, at
dusk, the battle came to an end. Simba and Nala stood on the edge of Pride Rock with
their backs arched at Scar.
Scar wasn't willing to give in to two little cubs. But good rules over evil, so there the
three of them stood.
Nala leapt on Scar's back, and clawed it up and bit his neck.
That's when Simba charged at him and knocked him off the edge of the cliff.
Simba and Nala had won the battle!
At last the Pride lands were at peace. Everyone was so proud to see Simba
and Nala.
Everything returned to its right place in the Circle of Life. But one
thing was
Missing-- Simba and Nala had to claim their throne. Everyone watched in
amazement.
Then awhile later one morning, Simba spent all of dawn helping Nala give
birth to a
new cub. He was by her side the whole time.
"Simba, I'm scared! I don't know what to do!" Nala panicked.
"Nala, don't worry, I'm right here for you!" Simba said. "I know what to
do, OK?" Simba squeezed Nala's paw.
"Nala, listen, this will take a long time, but believe me, I'll be right
here to help you!"
Simba luckily knew what to do, as his mom had explained it to him awhile
ago.
"OK, Nala, now first take a deep breath and keep breathing. Good Nala!"
"Simba, it hurts! Now what?"
"Nala, don't push until later, OK?"
"OK!"
"Now lean up against the wall and hold my paw. Now just relax and
breathe deep,
Nala. Keep breathing, you're half-way done!"
Nala continued, as she dug her claws into the ground.
"Now, here's the hard part. Take a deep breath and out that cub!"
And Nala pushed.
"Now do it again!"
Nala pushed again.
"That's it, only a few more! OK, breathe and push! And push! One more
deep breath
and push! One more time and push! Ok, you can do it, Nala. Breathe
deeply and
push! OK, take the deepest breath you can, and push!"
Simba gasped. "Oh Nala, he's so perfect! I'm so proud of you, Nala!"
"I couldn't have done it without you!" Nala said relieved. "You saved me
and our son!" She cradled her newborn son and licked him clean.
"Of course I did, Nala! I couldn't let my beautiful son and queen die,"
Simba said gently.
"I love you, Simba!" Nala said faltering.
Simba caught her and hugged her tight and kissed her. "I love you, too.
Can I hold him?" asked Simba.
"Of course you can!" Nala handed the cub to Simba.
Simba beamed at his new son. "Oh look at you! You're so precious! Let's
call him...Gober!"
"Good name," said Nala.
Then they all went to sleep.