One day a witch came to the Wright & Co Law Office.

"Nee hee hee hee, defend me in court my pretty!" said the evil witch.

"NO" said Uncle Phoenix. "And I'm not pretty."

The witch took out a magic wand and shot purple rays at Uncle Phoenix and he turned into a motorcycle.

"Oh no!" said Uncle Phoenix. "I turned into a motorcycle with spiked hair, headlights for eyeballs, and a mouth. But I have no hands so I can't point or present evidence in court!"

The witch cackled. "Unless your nephew defend me, a motorcycle forever you will be!"

John Phoenix knew he must defend his Uncle to break the curse. Uncle Phoenix honked his horn.

"Okay John Phoenix ride me to the courthouse!"

"No"

John Phoenix flew there instead. Uncle Phoenix got on a bus but people bullied him for being a motorcycle.

"What is this?" A man shoved him. "What the hell do you think you are? A motorcycle?"

"No" said Uncle Phoenix with tears falling from his headlights. "I'm a human being."

"Piece of shit!"

People started hitting him but Larry jumped on him and did a wheely out of the windshield

"Thanks Larry"

"Your welcome Uncle Nick, now, let's go to the courthouse!"

AT THE COURTHOUSE

"Court is now in session for the trial of the witch," said the Judge.

"John Phoenix is ready," said John Phoenix.

"Ha no you're not," said Winston. "Because my case is flawless. The witch is clearly guilty of turning her husband into a toad."

"OBJECTION no she's not," said John Phoenix. "You don't have any proof of that."

"Yes I do," said Winston, and he presented the autopsy report. "As you can see, my rival, you have been bested. The victim was clearly turned into a frog and then squashed by a giant boot."

"OBJECTION" said John Phoenix. "Did you check the frog's DNA"

Winston's toupee fell off. "W-whhat"

John Phoenix slammed his desk. "Because unless the frog has the victim's DNA it's just a frog!"

The Judge ordered a recess while the frog's DNA was tested.

"Well" asked John Phoenix. "Bitch?"

"Noooooooo" said Winston. "The frog isn't actually the husband, it's just a frog."

"That's because the witch's husband was never turned into a frog at all, he just pretended to so he could kill a frog and frame his wife!"

"OBJECTION" said Winston. "But the spell must have changed the frog's DNA."

"OBJECTION STUPID" said John Phoenix. "That's impossible. Because the witch doesn't turn people into frogs, she turns them into motorcycles!"

"Not guilty" said the Judge.

The witch's husband screamed and tried to run away but Larry rode into the courthouse on Uncle Phoenix and ran him over.

"Ooff I'm dying" said the man from the underneath Uncle Phoenix's front wheel.

"Good you bastard" said Larry. "Now turn Uncle Nick back, you witch!"

She did

"Yay daddy you're back to normal!" said Trucy.

"And it's all thinks to John Phoenix!" he said.

But then Uncle Phoenix turned back into a motorcycle again.

"Oh no!" said Uncle Phoenix.

THE END