Oysterizer

Author's Note: Enjoy the poem and R&R.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Power Rangers franchise.

Summary:

A poem based on Oysterizer from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.


Morphenomenal birthday
A big surprise from the Zack Man
Fancy, French, and…floundering?
Pardon, what are the Pearls of Stillness?
Never mind. The Ecocyte's earrings are awesome
They'll go great with some music, thank you
Rrr! A singing telegram
At the Head of the Snail
From rocker cupids?
Caution: That's not very impressive
That doesn't gel
But Angela will be surprised, all right!
As still as a statue!
So if you don't want your dear girl's motion stolen
Be a pain in the shell
Boil oyster stew
For Rita to stew on