Second chapter up! Yay me! Sorry but I got stuck for a bit on the plot. I didn't know where the characters where leading me but I've got there fine…well at least so far. ^_^

There is a preview for the next chapter at the bottom of this chapter so read! I hope you enjoy this chapter.

Samanda

Dedicated to her most evil kawaii-ness: Dark Mimi-chan.

How I Blew My Summer Vacation

Chapter Two: Punishments and Pornos

Written By:

Samanda Hime-sama and Akichi

The teenagers ran until Mistral got a stitch in her side and pleaded for the rest of the group to stop. Kite, 'Rose, Tsukasa and Mimiru stopped reluctantly for Mistral. Subaru wasn't tired like the others because she was in her electric wheelchair.

"This is your fault," Tsukasa said to 'Rose.

'Rose shook her head. "It's Mistral's fault. She's the one who started the whole mess."

"Yeah," Mimiru glared at Mistral. "If it wasn't for you then 'Rose wouldn't have started talking about bombs."

"It wasn't Mistral's fault-" Subaru started.

The others ignored her with the exception of Tsukasa who squeezed her hand in sympathy.

"Punishment, punishment!" Mimiru chanted in excitement.

Kite looked uncomfortable but he didn't say anything in Mistral's defense. Probably because he was afraid of what 'Rose might do to him under the cover of night.

"I know!" "Rose bounced up and down while Kite followed her bouncing movements with intense eyes and blood dripping from his nose.

Tsukasa looked away before he got another bloody nose. (Also before Subaru caught him and gave him a guilt trip accompanied by a disappointed look.)

"Next time Kite goes on one of his missions to save the trees, Mistral has to go with him!" 'Rose explained proudly.

"Are you sure that's enough of a punishment?" Mimiru whispered to 'Rose.

'Rose grimaced and whispered back. "Are you kidding me? It will be pure torture for her. All that tree hugging crap, hokey sing alongs and the fact they are all vegetarians? She'll be lucky to find something edible and maintain her sanity."

Mimiru stared at her in horror. "No… no meat?"

'Rose nodded grimly. "Only soy and tofu."

"That's really harsh," Mimiru whispered, pale as a sheet.

'Rose grinned. "Yeah but now I don't have to go!"

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The verdict had been read to a chastised Mistral who up to the end pleaded her innocence. And with justice satisfied, they split up into two groups.

Tsukasa, Mimiru, Subaru and Mistral went to rent two rooms at a local inn and Kite promised they would meet back with them at the inn Tsukasa had picked randomly.

"I hope they make it back soon," Subaru said in a worried tone. "It looks like it might rain."

Mimiru smirked. "If not, I know what they will be doing until the storm ends."

In the foreground Tsukasa and Subaru gave each other innocent and inquiring looks as Mimiru laughed evilly in the background.

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"Damn it, Kite!" 'Rose growled in irritation as she wiggled her butt. "Wrong one!"

"I'm sorry, 'Rose," Kite said meekly. "Will you forgive me?"

"Try harder and I will," 'Rose softened her tone of voice and smiled at him.

"I will," Kite promised. "Now…which tool is the tire iron?"

(Got you, you perverts! Take an innocent conversation and well… cough)

"It's going to rain," Kite told 'Rose.

"Get in the van then. I'm almost done putting on the spare." 'Rose gave him a once over then grinned. "And we can play Sauna Slave while we wait out the storm."

"But I don't want to," Kite whined. "You always make me be the slave."

'Rose just gave him a satisfied look. "Yep and we will play it because it will make me happy. And we want to keep me happy, don't we, Kite?"

Kite gulped and nodded his head quickly. Last time he said no she had made him play another game that sounded so innocent that he had agreed. Queen of the Nile sounded fun until he had been dressed in drag and forced to parade around Tokyo for an hour.

"Good boy," 'Rose purred.

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Mistral and Subaru were both asleep in Room 8D. They had exhausted themselves after talking about what Tsukasa called 'girl crap' in disgust. Mimiru had enough of that topic in half an hour and joined Tsukasa in the adjoining room.

Tsukasa and Mimiru were bored out of their minds.

They played all the card games each had ever learned, won repeatedly at the board games they had brought with them until Mimiru refused to play anymore and talked themselves into boredom.

"Want to check to see if anything good is on now?" Mimiru offered as she gestured towards the t.v.

"Yeah but with a choice of two channels it's probably going to be pointless," Tsukasa shrugged.

"Well it is two a.m. you know," Mimiru pointed out. "Let's see, there are infomercials here. And now…oh Kami-sama what is that?"

Tsukasa craned his head towards the t.v. and blushed. "It's a porno video, Mimiru. Turn it off."

"No, I want to watch it." Mimiru retorted with her eyes glued to the t.v. "Oh my, I didn't realize anyone could be that bendy."

Against his better judgement, Tsukasa's eyes returned to the t.v. and stuck themselves there. "Wow…" He breathed in surprise and the two preceded to watch the bedroom antics onscreen.

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Knock! Knock!

"Yes, who is it?" A female voice called.

A man's voice replied. "It is your loyal slave, mistress. I have brought the clean towels you requested."

'Rose's voice sounded pleased. "In that case you may enter, slave."

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"I am an alien sent from Alpha Centauri to impregnate you, human woman, and make you bear my seed." The man's voice was monotonous as he advanced on the woman.

"Why add a plot if they can't act?" Tsukasa said to himself as the female onscreen asked questions of the 'alien'.

"Who knows?" Mimiru's voice was baffled as she stared up at the t.v. from her position.

Tsukasa tore his eyes away from the screen and looked down at the girl in his lap.

Mimiru was just as pretty as his longtime crush, Subaru, but in a different way. Subaru had silky long hair the color of a moonless night with dark eyes that glittered like stars as Tsukasa often wrote in his poetry. Mimiru's prettiness was more ordinary but the sparkling force of her personality and the way she was constantly in motion gave her face something beyond conventional beauty.

Tsukasa was not prone to giving into his impulses very often unlike Mimiru who delighted in being impulsive and daring. Nor was he as controlled as Subaru who did nothing without analyzing it first.

So, despite his shyness, that's how he ended up kissing the surprised Mimiru in his lap.

Mimiru, having her longtime crush kissing her, did what any red blooded teenager would do. She kissed him back.

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Next chapter: Tsukasa/Mimiru lose their virginity to each other and shameless smut between a willing Kite and a lusty, whip carrying 'Rose so if you don't enjoy it then skip to chapter four. When I finally have it up tee hee.

Samanda