Elmo was walking down the street when he found a ray gun. He was so sick of big bird

that he picked up the gun. He ran to his house planning his scheme, when all of a sudden,

Ernie and Bert dropped in and said, "Hi Elmo!" It scared Elmo so much that he

by accident shot them and caused them to drop dead. He started laughing maniacally and

said to himself, "This will work perfectly!" He walked to big birds house, but all his

Friends were startling him, which kept making Elmo accidentally shoot and killed every

person who came near him and all he could say was, "Oh well, accidents happen."

When he got to big birds house, he rang the doorbell and big bird answered, "Hi Elmo,

what can I do for y..." and Elmo shot his gun off. He missed big bird and broke his

flower pot. Big bird ran inside, grabbed a bat and a razor, and chased Elmo down the

street. He chased Elmo for so long that he was after Elmo that he killed himself with the

razor and bleed to death. Elmo looked at his dead body. He shot it his gun and said, "

Perfect. Sad, but perfect."

All of a sudden, Kermit the frog showed up. "Why aren't you dead?" Elmo asked him. "

I'm a muppet" he replied. He then shook his head the retarded why he usually does and

held up this sign that said. "I'm the winner!"