Me- Ok.. This is my first fic so.
Fera- STOP HER NOW BEFOR IT'S TO LATE!!
Me- ;__; Thanks a lot!
Fera- Your welcome! ^_^
Me- *sigh* Anyway, I know what you're thinking.. "Oh great, this is probably a Mary-Sue fic." WELL YOU'RE WRONGE!!
Danny- That's a good thing.
Me- Um.. anyway, I'm going to have Inuyasha do the disclaimer.
Inuyasha- HELL NO!!
Me- Oh Kagome!
Inuyasha- O_O Oh shrapnel!!!
Me- O_o Shrapnel?
Inuyasha- I'm trying to keep this stupid the at least rated PG.
All but him- *anime fall*
Inuyasha- Ok, The Chibiness of Kittyness doesn't own Inuyasha, **thinking- Thank God** she owns nothing besides dancing ducks, a huge collection of Malik plushies, and a possessed phone.
Fera- A possessed phone?
Me- Yes..It's not my fault everything I touch gets possessed.*cries*
Danny- Here we go again..
Me- Just so you know, author notes will be this-% Ok? Ok. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ Chapter 1- Are You Glompable!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~
Random voice from beyond- And now it's time for everyone's favorite talk show..
Audience- ARE YOU GLOMPABLE!!!
Rvfb- That's right! This is the show where random Inuyasha boy come on and you decide if they're worth glomping!! Today's guest is... SHIPPO!!
Shippo- How did you talk me into this?
Rvfb- The life time supply of lollypops..
Shippo- Oh yeah!
Rvfb- Ok, I'm going to ask a few questions so just relax.. I SAID RELAXE!!
Shippo- O_o *sits down*
Rvfb- Gooooood. Now, what do you do in your spare time?
Shippo- Look adorable. (super kawaii eyes)
Audience- AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!! *busts every phone within a five mile radius %*
Rvfb- O_o Oook.. Who do you admire most?
Shippo- Kagome.
Rvfb- Why?
Shippo- Because she's the only one who can control Inuyasha.
Inuyasha- I know where you sleep.
Shippo- O_O KAGOME!!!
Kagome- Inuyasha! *drags him off by the ear* How many times do I have to tell you not to scare little children!
Rvfb- Well I see your point Shippo. That's just scary! Next question!! Who's yo daddy?
Shippo-...*blinks a lot*
Rvfb- I'm sorry, we need a real answer.
Shippo- I don't have a daddy.
Rvfb- Some people just don't get it.. *sigh* Oh well. It's that time audience! You decide! IS HE GLOMPABLE???
Audience- YES!! *fan girls charge*
Shippo- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs for his poor pathetic life* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Rvfb- And that's our show! Tune in next time to..
Shippo- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Fan girls- SUPER KAWAII!!!!
Rvfb- Oh forget it.. I'm going to my trailer.
Agent- You don't have a trailer. You don't even have a body.
Rvfb- Oh sure. Pick on the guy who has no body!
Shippo-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *still running from fan girls*
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Me- So what did you think?
Shippo- If you sick any more deranged fan girls on me.. You won't live to regret it!
Me- O_O OkgottogoBYE!
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%- I swear the fine print on the phones say does not stand up to fan girls squeals, aawws, and giggles. I have lost many a good phone.
Please R.R. BYENESS!!
Fera- STOP HER NOW BEFOR IT'S TO LATE!!
Me- ;__; Thanks a lot!
Fera- Your welcome! ^_^
Me- *sigh* Anyway, I know what you're thinking.. "Oh great, this is probably a Mary-Sue fic." WELL YOU'RE WRONGE!!
Danny- That's a good thing.
Me- Um.. anyway, I'm going to have Inuyasha do the disclaimer.
Inuyasha- HELL NO!!
Me- Oh Kagome!
Inuyasha- O_O Oh shrapnel!!!
Me- O_o Shrapnel?
Inuyasha- I'm trying to keep this stupid the at least rated PG.
All but him- *anime fall*
Inuyasha- Ok, The Chibiness of Kittyness doesn't own Inuyasha, **thinking- Thank God** she owns nothing besides dancing ducks, a huge collection of Malik plushies, and a possessed phone.
Fera- A possessed phone?
Me- Yes..It's not my fault everything I touch gets possessed.*cries*
Danny- Here we go again..
Me- Just so you know, author notes will be this-% Ok? Ok. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ Chapter 1- Are You Glompable!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~
Random voice from beyond- And now it's time for everyone's favorite talk show..
Audience- ARE YOU GLOMPABLE!!!
Rvfb- That's right! This is the show where random Inuyasha boy come on and you decide if they're worth glomping!! Today's guest is... SHIPPO!!
Shippo- How did you talk me into this?
Rvfb- The life time supply of lollypops..
Shippo- Oh yeah!
Rvfb- Ok, I'm going to ask a few questions so just relax.. I SAID RELAXE!!
Shippo- O_o *sits down*
Rvfb- Gooooood. Now, what do you do in your spare time?
Shippo- Look adorable. (super kawaii eyes)
Audience- AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!! *busts every phone within a five mile radius %*
Rvfb- O_o Oook.. Who do you admire most?
Shippo- Kagome.
Rvfb- Why?
Shippo- Because she's the only one who can control Inuyasha.
Inuyasha- I know where you sleep.
Shippo- O_O KAGOME!!!
Kagome- Inuyasha! *drags him off by the ear* How many times do I have to tell you not to scare little children!
Rvfb- Well I see your point Shippo. That's just scary! Next question!! Who's yo daddy?
Shippo-...*blinks a lot*
Rvfb- I'm sorry, we need a real answer.
Shippo- I don't have a daddy.
Rvfb- Some people just don't get it.. *sigh* Oh well. It's that time audience! You decide! IS HE GLOMPABLE???
Audience- YES!! *fan girls charge*
Shippo- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs for his poor pathetic life* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Rvfb- And that's our show! Tune in next time to..
Shippo- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Fan girls- SUPER KAWAII!!!!
Rvfb- Oh forget it.. I'm going to my trailer.
Agent- You don't have a trailer. You don't even have a body.
Rvfb- Oh sure. Pick on the guy who has no body!
Shippo-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *still running from fan girls*
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Me- So what did you think?
Shippo- If you sick any more deranged fan girls on me.. You won't live to regret it!
Me- O_O OkgottogoBYE!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
%- I swear the fine print on the phones say does not stand up to fan girls squeals, aawws, and giggles. I have lost many a good phone.
Please R.R. BYENESS!!