A/N:i always loved the letters to santa calvin wrote, so I wrote some of my own from calvins perspective. After each is what calvin and hobbes would be saying after he wrote it. Pretty streight forward. Oviously, this is pearly fanfiction, but all poems/letters ect are original. Charactors and general ideas are not. Those, of course, are credited to the wonderful Bil Waterson. May he live long and prosper. XD
Esteemed and Revereered Santa, Dear santa clause, here is a clause of stanza and pause to inform you of my christmas wishes
First, however give hobbes 3 fishes.
Then, IÕm sure , that your back aches from hauling bulging bags and crates
So do yourself a favor and unload the rests of your gifts,of every sort and every flavor under our tree.
all the best ones especailly for me?
After all, i troubled myself to write this, and I evan convinced mom to buy an especailly large tree JUST to save your spine and knee!!
Yours Truly and Hopefully, Calvin.
Calvin:I heard heÕs a sucker for poetry. Hobbes:only three?!?!?!?!
To Whom it May Concern, Dear Santa, I would like to bring to your attention some ovious facts OVIOUSLY overlooked. If they are taken into consideration, your operation should work with increased effiency, or, at least, sensibility. 1.all the sorting of the good and the bad is time consuming and pointless. I propose you drop this step altogether. 2. It must be hard to circulate all the toys in a night. As I result, I propose you expand christmas to a seven day period, and,instead of making the rounds yourself, drop of the neiborhood loot at registered houses.((I will do just fine for my neiborhood)) I hope you take these usefull thoughts into consideration this year. Calvin.
Hobbes:O if santa where a buisness man. Calvin:*sigh* a beaurocrat would be evan better.
Esteemed and Revereered Santa, Dear santa clause, here is a clause of stanza and pause to inform you of my christmas wishes
First, however give hobbes 3 fishes.
Then, IÕm sure , that your back aches from hauling bulging bags and crates
So do yourself a favor and unload the rests of your gifts,of every sort and every flavor under our tree.
all the best ones especailly for me?
After all, i troubled myself to write this, and I evan convinced mom to buy an especailly large tree JUST to save your spine and knee!!
Yours Truly and Hopefully, Calvin.
Calvin:I heard heÕs a sucker for poetry. Hobbes:only three?!?!?!?!
To Whom it May Concern, Dear Santa, I would like to bring to your attention some ovious facts OVIOUSLY overlooked. If they are taken into consideration, your operation should work with increased effiency, or, at least, sensibility. 1.all the sorting of the good and the bad is time consuming and pointless. I propose you drop this step altogether. 2. It must be hard to circulate all the toys in a night. As I result, I propose you expand christmas to a seven day period, and,instead of making the rounds yourself, drop of the neiborhood loot at registered houses.((I will do just fine for my neiborhood)) I hope you take these usefull thoughts into consideration this year. Calvin.
Hobbes:O if santa where a buisness man. Calvin:*sigh* a beaurocrat would be evan better.