*** Disclaimer*** -- We don't own ANYTHING At All... not Kingdom Hearts, not Taco Bell, not Pokemon, not Barney and not Ms. Cleo ... I don't even own this computer that im typing this on..im at the library typing this and i don't even own a library card i snuck in though the window. This is a long disclaimer and don't even know what a disclaimer is but its a fun word. The End. Wait im not done I have to continue writing this freaky thingy. and ya ok whatever back to the show. Yaaaaaaa? Okie then.

*****Im the Angry Stupid Scientist (a.k.a. A.S.S.) and I work with Brio to bring you pieces of art. This is an Brio-Ass production sponsored by Kainsfury a division of Depends adult diapers.*****

***Chap. # 1 ***

--me ( person writings this)-- hi everyone to another episode of Kingdom Hearts and im here with my guest Riku. how you doing Mr. Riku?

--Riku-- Your not suppose to be here your suppose to be writing.

--me-- yes...writing........

--Riku-- ill just pretend your not here and ill be in my happy place... mmmmmmm french carrots...

--me-- yea ok.....ill just put you in a box in Traverse town..ok?

--Riku--*(drooling over a chihuahuas..(you know that type of dog on the Taco bell commercials)*-- Huh??? i dont want to be in a box.. im claustrophobic and i have diarrhea .......ahhhhhhhhhh I want my mommy!!!!ahhhhh.....( sobs while Mr. Mime encloses him in a box to be put randomly in Traverse town).

--me-- ok then ill just leave and pretend none of this ever happened and ill just get back to the story that im making up as I go along...ok my next character will be....hmm Sora or Ansem (.a.k.a. Amen... I call him that cause I first didnt know how to say his name.) hmmmm maybe both yea ok then.

--Sora/Amen-- HiHi im a fused version of Sora and Amen and my new name shall be ... umm Sormem!!! yea that's good ok then.

--Yuffie--That's a stupid name.

--me-- yea fallout-girl right.

--Yuffie-- yea..huh? who's fallout-girl?

--me-- I have noo clue..

--Sormem-- don't i have a say in this???

--Me and Yuffie-- NOOOO!!!!!

--Sormem-- darn....

--me--Sorry but this is a democratic story and im a dictator that's about to place you in traverse town.

--Sormem--NOOOOOO Anything but that!!!!! Anything!!!! a marathon of barney..wait no not that...anything but barney..Anything!!!! ahhh

--me-- sorry but i decided that's where this story should start because its a town and stuff plus it has big fat men who block your way and shops and...oh my!! it has Moogles!!!!!!!!!!!! yes!!

--Yuffie--ohh maagles?? can i come can I?? can I?..huuuuh Can I ???? Please?????????????????????????

--me--no

--Sormem--ohh come on I don't want to go alone....I might get lost.

--Yuffie--yea we will use the buddy-system!!!...It never fails!

--me--fine, but only because its the buddy-system..It never fails!

--Yuffie and Sormem-- Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

--Sormem-- wait is there peanuts on the way down?

--me-- yes if you want too..fine peanuts also.

--Yuffie--No not peanuts....im allergic to nuts!!

--me--oh well to bad for you.

--Yuffie--nooo not fair!! it gives me Rubeburgurarnoslis. and you know what that can do to a guy like me..

--Sormem--make you grow big and strong?

--Yuffie--noo even worst than that...

--me--oh well guess you gotta live with it ..Bye bye

--Yuffie and Sormem--Ahhhhhere we go again...(get sucked into warphole)


*****In the next chapter......these questions might be answered:

---Will Riku ever come out of the randomly put box in Traverse???

---What will happen to Soramem and Yuffie in the wormhole??? who will they meet???

---What is this Rubeburgurarnoslis and how will it affect Yuffie???

---Why are the mashed potatoes green???

---Will I ever get life and continue this story???

---No one knows .....except Mr. Cleo and my cat and yea...


**********This has been a .A.S.S. production.**********
*(Angry Stupid Scientist)*