Me- I'm back! YAY!

Fera- Great.. *sighs*

Danny- You know. This is really starting to get repetitive.

Me- . Well what do you want me to do about it? My inspiration is gone. *cries*

Danny- Well, what's your inspiration?

Me- Um... A million dollars? $_$

Danny- Um.. no.

Me- Darn it. Well.. I don't know. I've been having some really crummy days lately.

Magi- How can you all be so depressed? It's so close to Christmas! Be perky!

All but Magi- She's so perky. Kill her.

Danny- But you know, she does have a point. It is getting close to Christmas.

Fera- Bah, humbug.

Me- You're right! FIVE DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS!! WAHOOOOOOO!!

Danny- Does Christmas inspire you?

Me- Why, yes it does! It's time for. A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!!

Magi- YAY!!

Me- But first.. The Disclaimer! Kagome? Will you do the honors?

Kagome- Sure. The Chibiness of Kittyness does not own Inuyasha, Mystery Science Theater, A Christmas Carol, or anything else for that matter. Well except for that secret plushy collection which really wasn't that secret to begin with. oh well.

Me- Thank you. Now for the Christmas special.

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Are You a Glompable Christmas Lover?

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Rvfb- Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! To day is a special day at Are You Glompable. Does anyone know why?

Camera man- *raises hand*

Rvfb- Anyone besides the crew members? *crickets chirping* Anyone at all? Fine. I'll tell you. Today is the day when we invite a bunch of random bishies to come, (not just Inuyasha people) we stick them under missile toe and..

Deranged fan girls- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

Rvfb- But first your ticket number must be called! If your ticket is called then you get to kiss the bishonen of your dreams! Good luck! Our first victim, I mean, contestant is... *drum roll* Taka! From Fushigi Yugi!!

Deranged fan girls- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Taka- *to self* How? How could I let them knock me out and drag me here so easily? How?

Rvfb- Ok Taka, just step under the missile toe.

Taka- No.

Rvfb- *In loud booming voice* STEP..UNDER.THE.MISTEL..TOE!!!!!!

Taka- O.O *steps under missile toe* My wife is not going to appreciate this.

Rvfb- It's just one kiss. Ok, the lucky winner is... 1.. 6.. 8. 3.. 9! There's our first winner! #16839, come on down!

16839- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!

Taka- Oh gods..

16839- *tackles him, kisses him, squeezes him tight, won't let go*

Taka- Can't . breath. Life. flashing. before. eyes..

Rvfb- O.O Uh-oh! SECURITY!!!

D.F.R.S.%- Huthuthuthuthut. *remove 16839 from Taka, and stuff her into a strait jacket* Huthuthuthuthuthuthut.

Rvfb- Thank you. Taka you are free, if you can move.

Taka- I'mfinereallyBYE!! *dashes out the door* Rvfb- Next is... Kurama! From Yu Yu Hakusho!!

Deranged fan girls- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Kurama- *shows no sign of resistance*

Rvfb- Your aren't going to run away?

Kurama- No, you kind of get use to having fan girls attack you after about the 100th time.

Rvfb- O.o? Well um. The lucky winner is.. 6.. 6.. 6.. 6.. ???? 6! Contestant number 66666! Come on down!

66666- KUUUUUUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! *does same thing to Kurama as 168239 did to Taka*

Kurama- *sighs, fiddles around behind 66666's ear. As he pulls his hand away, 66666 goes out cold*

Rvfb- ACK! WHAT DID YOU DO!!

Kurama- It's a little trick I learned. Don't worry she wake up in a few minutes .

Rvfb- If she doesn't I'll sue!

Kurama- *shrugs, leaves*

Rvfb- Well that's all the time we have for today, but don't worry. We're continuing the christmas special tomorrow! So Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from Are You.

66666- Kurama? KUUUUUUURAAAAAAMAAAAAA!!! *starts to cry*

Rvfb- Why do I even bother trying to close the show? Why didn't I listen to my mother and become a radio?

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Me- Well.. I don't know where most of that came from but. YAY! MY INPIRATION! SHE RETURNS!!

Fera- *twirls finger in air dully* Wo-ho..

Me- *ignores Fera* A total of 9 reviews! Thank you so much! All of you few! Thank you one and all! Bye!

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%- Deranged Fangirl Removal Squad, or D.F.R.S. for short.