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***Chap. # 2 ***

--me (person writing this a.k.a. The Narrator!!!)--hi and welcome to Yet Another episode of What's That sound? and today's guest is Cloud who is from a place far far far far away....Seattle, today's runners up are Solid Snake and a piece of cheese that I found while walking my cat.

--Cloud--I hate you.

--Solid Snake--hey wait, im not here im in a training factory ..hmm.. this must be a new type of V.R. training..just incase some terrorists force us to play some stupid game show...

--Cloud--I hate you too.

--me--yea ok then..First question is.....what is the sound when you have gas in an elevator filled with liquid Jell-O??

--Solid Snake (rings bell)-- Oh I know!! its the sound of a pineapple getting run over by a 18 wheeler filled with monkeys!

--me--sorry but your wrong

--Cloud--This is sooo stupid.

--Cheese(rings bell)--The sound is: what is a rhino with a hangover.

--me--Correct!!!

--Solid Snake--WHAT!!! how could i get that wrong..but im..solid..snake....IM SOLID SNAKE.....AHHHHHHHHHH...(runs of stage into back round and runs over camera guy and disappears into darkness)

--me--ok...

--Cheese--Ow!..you smelly goat! how could you?!?!?

--Cloud(with cheese crumbs over face)--What?

--me--When am i retiring?

--Cloud--Now!!!(runs up to me and stabs me in face)

--Cheese--Holy mother of paper cuts batman!! im scared!!!!!

--Batman--Its ok..its all over, don't worry Batman is here to take care of you.

(Batman and Cheese hug)

--Cloud--now that's over with, I must continue my journey to find the lost kingdom of donuts and evil doers. Tally- Hoe!!!! ( runs though a brick wall and makes an imprint of his body)

********************************Mean-While.....*******************************
--Sormem--WeeeeeeeWeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

--Yuffie--This worm hole is making me dizzy..very dizzy...

--Sormem--Have some peanuts..it will make everything better.

--Yuffie--Noooo...(screams while Sormem shoves loads of peanuts down yuffies mouth)...

--Sormem--There all better...umm Hello?? Yuffie???...

--Yuffie(grows and starts transforming into a Pink Behemoth)--ARHGG!!!!!!!!

--Sormem(girlie scream)--ahhh!!!! Noooo What have i created?, I created a monster!!!.......kool.....wait no not kool, its going to eat me!!! ahhhhh!!!!

--Yuffie(Still Changing) Help!!!!, go get Cid!!!!! he probably know what to do!!!

--Sormem--ok.....wait who he/she?, and where is he/she??

--Yuffie--..He..s.......a.t....th..e......s..ho.p...in...t.r..a.ve.......s.....arggggg...............
*(Completely changed into a pink behemoth)*

--Sormem--Ya know It would help if you werenÕt having an asthma attack.

--Yuffie--Grows..(in harsh voice) Sorry.

--Sormem--ok sooo where do i go?

--Yuffie--You go to.....(wormhole rips open because of Yuffies huge size and they get separated and fall in different time holes and land in different time periods)..

--Sormem and Yuffie-- Oh Crap!!!!

--Time Wizard-- heheheh

(as Yuffie and Sormem get separated they say there goodbyes and confess there love for dirty bananas)

--Yuffie--Bye Bye Sormem see you in the 4th chapter!!

--me--Hey!!! your not suppose to say that!!..Your ruining the special moment!!

--Sormem--Kodak????

--Yuffie--and your suppose to be dead.

--me--Good point...

--Sormem--bye bye ms. Fallout-girl!!!!

--Yuffie--Stop calling me that!!!!

--Sormem--Never!!!!!!
(They slowly disappear as each time holes closes)
--Sormem(slow motion scream)--Yesssssssssssssssssssssssss......

--Yuffie--Wait... isnÕt suppose to be ÒNooooooooooooooo...Ó????

--Sormem--Oh yeah....oh well to late the slow motion stopped.

--Yuffie--darny darn darn!
(time hole Finally closes)
--Sormem--Wait!!!!!!! my ear is still in there!!!!!!!

--me-- oh well I already said that it closed and i cant go back on my word and im to lazy to delete it sooooooo I guess you will have to go on without an ear...sorry.

--Sormem--Oh this is just craptacular!!!!!!!

--Time Wizard--hehehehhe

--Sormem--who the hell are you?? and why are you laughing al the time??

--Time Wizard--Im the *giggle* time wizard..cant u tell by the *giggle* words in the Ò--Ó??

--Sormem--oh yeah

--Time Wizard--and i laugh *giggle* hing because I have *giggle* a feather in my boot..can u *giggle* take it out??*giggle*?

--Sormem--ok...this is not something I do on a ''normal'' day but hey what the hay..(takes off his boot)..there you go allllllll better.

--Time Wizard--ohh yea.......uhhhhhhh........thankumz mommy........

--Sormem-- ......ooooook.................

--Time Wizard--since you helped me you get a choice of 3 things...a candy...a wish or a magical dirty banana.

--Sormem--hmmmmmm ill pick the dirty banana..oh how i love dirty bananas..sooo nasty and slimey and....

--Time Wizard--ok.....you cuold of wished for a thousand dirty bananas.. ya know?

--Sormem--Shut up you.........

--Time Wizard--okkk... anywho lets get you home..umm where are you going??

--Sormem--How do I know?? Your the Time Wizard!! im just waiting for this time hole to spit me out somewhere soon.
(just then time warp splits the two out)
--Time Hole--Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! have fun!!!!!!

--Sormem--Can time holes talk?

--Time Wizard--No silly...talking is for kids!!....duh.

--Sormem--Hey where are we???

--Time Wizard--Looks like Cape Howl (Home World)

--Sormem--oh ok.............HUH??????

--Time Wizard--You will get it some day....

--Sormem--hey who's the babe on the rock??

--Mysterious Babe--Hey you arse! who the hell do you think your talking to?!? You say that to my face and ill kick your arse straight to chinatown!!

--Cloud--ohh spunky...I like that..

--Time Wizard--where did you come from??

--Cloud--I have no clue..I think I was always here..umm who am I?...uhhh i think I hit my head too hard??...huh am I a golden god??..uhhhh...

********************************Mean-While.....*******************************
--Riku--Heloo???????..hello???..im sort of stuck in this box..see?? hhelloo????...........hello?............damn.........................!!.

--Moogle--ohh a talking box....ill take it back to grandma!!!

--Riku--Noooooooooooo not grandma!!!!!!

***In the next chapter these questions could be answered if I feel like it***

---What will happen to Yuffie the pink behemoth??

---Where are Sormem and the Time Wizard and who is this Mysterious Babe??? and will Sormem ever find Cid?????

---What will happen to Riku as he visits grandma???

---Well I ever leave my room??

---Will the Raiders et killed in the super bowl??..yes!!!!!!

---Why am I asking you??

---I don't Know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

---All This and probably not more in the next episode of This Thing Im Writing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..yea...........

**********This has been a .A.S.S. production.**********
*(Angry Stupid Scientist)*