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*****This is a Brio-Ass production sponsored by Kainsfury a division of Depends adult diapers.*****

***Chap. # 3 ***

--Moogle--*kupo*hey since the narrators dead (2nd chapter)..ill take over!!!*kupo*

--me--Hey im Still Alive!!!!!!!

--Superman--yes..I bet if you can listen you can still here his soul wander around.

--me--IM NOT DEAD!!!! IM RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!!!!!!!

--Moogle--*kupo*we sure do...not...miss him..anywho back to the story of yea...umm where did the story leave off??*kupo*

--Superman--how am I suppose to know ask the dead guy.

--me--Hello ..not dead...Alive!!!! I live I live!!!!!!

--Moogle--*kupo*Good point... hey dead guy..umm where did you leave off??*kupo*

--me--ok even though im not dead..ill answer that.

--Superman--Then answer it.

--me--make me.

--Moogle--*kupo*ok I will ( uses super secret magic Mayo magic monkey mono power and turns me into a talking chalkboard).*kupo*

--me--ok that sucked..ok fine ill tell you..wait I forgot...ill just yea...ok..umm..........Damy dam Writers Block!!!!!! arg..........

--Superman--here have some Prozax and
Paxil...It make everything better..........

--me--yea ok....back to the darn story......ahh stupid prologue!!!
--Prologue--shut ya mouth!!! (slaps my chalky face and leaves though rusty window)

********************************Mean While....*******************************
--Yuffie--where the heck am I??..uhhhhhhh

--Mr. Ed-- your in Disney Land!!! yey..

--Yuffie--isnt it Disney World???

--Mr. Ed-- noooooo it isnt!!!! you smell ahhhhh!!! ( runs off into distance and over horizon)

--Yuffie--Why is everyone running away??..oh yea im a big pink behemoth....no wonder my mom disowned me...oh well. Hey I wonder where Sormem is...

--me--hes in a place called Arni Village.

--Yuffie--Why are you a chalk bor.....You know what ill just pretend I never asked..

--me--good point anywho its a long story....

--Yuffie--soo how can I get to this Arni Village??

--me--You must find a man named Cid.

--Yuffie--oh great I had to find him anyway becau...

--me(interrupting her)--I know I know ..I sorta made this story

--Yuffie--oh yeah..soo where do i find Cid???

--me--oh..Cid?? hes in Traverse Town..but the town got destroyed 20 years ago by a meteor shower..Didnt you know???

--Yuffie--umm ok...umm what year is it??

--me--64538 oh course!!! duh..

--Yuffie--crap...ok how can I go back in time?

--me--ask Batman and Cheese...They got married a few centuries ago in Hollywood.

--Yuffie--ok......and how do I get to Hollywood??

--me--the plane across the street.....hey wheres Sormem??? didnt you use the buddy system???..it never fails.

--Yuffie--oh yeah...umm we kinda of got separated in the wormhole and it split into two time holes...and well ..now im here.

--me--WHAT!!!!!!!!! th..e....buddy-system...FAILED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhh my life is meaningless now!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhh (blows up)

--Yuffie-- now im lonely..

--Strange Voice--dont be afraid of the loneliness.....be Very afaid hohohohoho!!!!!

--Yuffie--ahhhhh!!!..no..t..not you!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

********************************Mean While....*******************************
--Riku--where are you taking me???

--Moogle(carrying really smelly box)--*kupo*were going to grandpas house!! yey*kupo*

--Riku--why?

--Moogle--*kupo*Because my dear old granny is sick with hemorrhoids and she loves ÒcandyÓ...*kupo*

--Riku--this cant be good.

--Moogle--*kupo*no it cant...im lost....*kupo*

*****Mean While at grandmas house....*****
--Grandma--get off me you hairy monster!!!!

--Kimahri Ronso--noo!!!! me want you to be mate for me and myself!

--Grandma--noo!! stop it!!!..get off you big..hairy...lagre..blue.....hairy.........
***(ill just skip this part....and go to the nasty aftermath)***
--Kimahri Ronso--yeah thats all better....now for the feast..

--Grandma--Oh dont you think you ate enough already??

--Kimahri Ronso-- Not yet....(swallows Grandma Moogle whole)

--Grandma(inside the over stuffed ronso)--ahhh crappy do-dads!!!

*****Mean While somewhere in the Lost Woods*****
--Moogle--*kupo*hey im lost!!!

--Riku--No really!!!!!! your in the lost woods!!

--Moogle--oh yeah ...*kupo*..hey lets find the Master sword..*kupo*.

--Riku--ooorrrrrrr we could follow the signs that lead to grandmas house...

--Moogle--Huh?*kupo*??..(notices that they are surrounded by signs that all say Ògrandmas house this wayÓ and they all point forward)... where those signs come from???*kupo*

--Riku--They been there for hours, I just didnt say anything because the poo in here is making me noisy and dizzy...sleep sleep time now.......oh yeah happy happy.........oh yea you go platypus shake those furry hips.... OH YEA OHIO!!

--Moogle--ok..*kupo*...(walks a few steps forward and enters grandmas chimney.)

--Kimarhi Ronso--hey whats that sound in the chimney??.hmmmm MAYBE ITS SANTA RONSO!!!!!?

--Grandma(still being digested) or maybe its Ashley Riot the local woodsman coming to save me!!!

--Fluffy Ronso--Or maybe its santa ronso coming to harass me because hes a child molester.

--All (including the fluffy ronso)--Shut up fluffy ronso!!!

--Fluffy Ronso--ok fine..but ill be back!!!

--All--Sure you will.....

*****Mean While in the Chimney*****
--Riku--oh yea I like it oh yea I like I like I like it like that...uhhuh uhhuh..

--Moogle--*kupo*Wake up!!! cant you see were stuck in here!!!!!*kupo*

--Riku--huh......oh!! ...ok well soo how you going to get us out??

--Moogle--*kupo*with my power of breaking *kupo*stuff and turning it into chalkboards!!!

--Riku--if you say so?..

--Moogle--*kupo*humm dada hummmm dada......*kupo*.......I summon A CHEESE SANDWICH!!!!!!....oh cheesy gaudiness I called upon your holy mollie power!!!! *kupo*

--Holy Mollie Cheese--yes? what do you want??

--Moogle--I want....*kupo*...a biggie big mac with a side of puppy sticks*kupo*

--H.M.C.--ok I dont really do that but I can get You a life and maybe get you out of this chimney...for a price that is...

--Moogle--ahh *kupo* crap..not another one of these types of summons....ok ok how much?*kupo*

--H.M.C--hmm for you....56374578290000840004900007000005.001 munny

--Riku (faints)

--Moogle--oik......*kupo*.........how about one of my socks?

--H.M.C.--hmmmmmmm fine..wait your sock?!?!??!!!!!! that means I can be free!!!!!!!!!!!!!yeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy etc.....

--Moogle--ok then get us out of here!!!!!!!!*kupo*
***(Holy Mollie Cheese farts and breaks chimney into tinny whinny tizzy wizzy bitty lemon pizzy mizzy izzy etc. gummi blocks.)

--Moogle--yeyy freedom!!!!!!!!! yey yey yey ok

--Kimahri Ronso--hey what you doing in mi chimney cricket?!?!?!!

--Moogle--I do not know.....

--Kimahri Ronso--ok.

--Moogle--HEY *kupo* where grandma!!!!!!!!*kupo*??????????!!*kupo*!!!!!!!!!!!!

--Kimahri Ronso--oh..I ate her and im digesting her as we speak.

--Moogle--ahhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*kupo**kupo**kupo**kupo*!!!
*(transforms into Super Saiyan Moogle and fur turns gold and Pom-Pom turns in an energy ball)*

--Fluffy Ronso--This is gonna hurt

--All--Shut up Fluffy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

--Fluffy Ronso--ill be back..........

--All--Sure.........

--KImahri Ronso--hey ey hey ...maybe we can talk this out??? hehe..heh

--S.S. Moogle--or maybe I can take your body and turn it inside out until your crap hole is up your nose!!!

--Kimahri Ronso--or not.

--Riku--(wakes up)...huh?.....uhhhh...hey why is the gold butterfly chews on the toes of that ronso???

--Solid Snake--well thats a thoughie question ya know?!?....

--Riku--how you get here??

--Solid Snake--I was Always here......im a mysterious person and I blend in with the background of my surroundings.

--Riku--Your JAMES BOND then!!!!!!!!!!!! ohohohohom can I get your autograph???

--Solid Snake--ummm ... no.

--Riku--oh.....so then your not really James Bond then?

--Solid Snake--wellll I didnt say anything about that...

********************************Mean While*********************************


--Sormem--ok soo this babe is who??

--Time Wizard--welll this is the past in the year 123 and where in Cape Howl(Home World) soo that must mean she is waiting for....someone called......

--Cloud--Damn Man get it over with!!!!!!!

--Time Wizard--sorry but the Komodo Dragons here are rubbing theyre intestines against my leg and making me stutter.

--Sormem--good enough excuse.

--Cloud--ok on with the story about this mysterious babe!!!!!!!!

--Time Wizard--ok ok ok!!!!!! shes waiting for........(damn Komados!!!!)........ohhhhhh soooo goody............ohhhhhhhhhh

--Cloud--ok I cant take it anymore!!!!!!!!!!!! (stabs Time Wizard in his/her/it face)..Oh yea much better.........I needed that..oh yea........

--Me--You do too much face stabbing....maybe you should see a doctor?

--Time Wizard--noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

--Sormem--Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss .... wait dam!!!!!!!! I did it wrong again!!!!!!!!!! ah crappy patty!!

--Time Wizard--Now You Will Never Know Who The Mysterious Babe Is!!!!!baaaaaaawhahahahhahahhahahahahhehehehhehehohohohhihihihiihihihihshshshshshshhshbhbhbhbhbhhbhchchch..ook I think ill die already..

--Cloud--What if we just ask her???*kupo*???

--Time Wizard--DAM... I didnt think of that...........noooooooooooooooo

--Sormem(crying over the candy that was lost in the battle over the Himalayas)--..huh....im confused............

--Mysterious Babe--hey if you want to know my name you freakin arses, you should ask me!!! you arse!!!

**(and then.........Two People looking like a Salt and Pepper shaker come running up screaming about ghost and camels)**

--Cloud--Who the hell are you weirdoes???

--Solt and Peepor--We are.....

--Mysterious Babe-- ahhh so you must be the ones that will fix my jukebox!!!

--Cloud--ill fix your music box anytime baby!

--Sormem--shut up you im dreaming about special pony time......

--me--will this chapter EVER end??????im hungary!!!!

--Babe--shut ya arse!! its time to dance!!!!!!!

**************************Random Techno Time*****************************

--D.J. Mario--yo howdy peeps in ya house!!!!! raise the roof yaaaa!!!

*(Cloud stabs d.j. mario in face and then does the funky chicken)*

--The Cat In The Hat--I will save you all and become new d.j. !!!!!!!!

*( all peeps in ya house start break dancing and eventually break the floor and land on a really huge hippo and then.........The End........)*

--Mario--YO YO YO im not dead you sons of bit....*(Vincent shoots him in head)*

--me--ok that was a really unsuspected endding...........and im Hungary!!!!!!....this was a VERY VERY VERY VERY LONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGG chapters and I spent hours of my life typing it...not like it mattered, I would of wasted them probably staring into the moon anywho.

*********************In Next Chapter...if I dont die first.....*********************

--Will Riku ever see light again and what will happen to Grandma/Ronso?

--Will Yuffie ever go back to her time and see Cid??? will she ever be normal again?

--Will Cloud get his memory back and remember why hes Really here....??

--Is Solid Snake really James Bond?????

--Who is the Mysterious Babe???....if you dont know by now......your a sad person.......shame shame shame on you!!

--Will Batman and Cheese get divorced?? and where will the kids go???

--Will I ever finish this chapter????????????????????????????????

--NeveR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

--ok yes.

***All This And More On The Next Episode Of This Wonderful Beef!!!!***

**********This has been a .A.S.S. production.**********
*(Angry Stupid Scientist)*