***Disclaimer*** --- We dont own Kingdom Hearts and we dont want too because they make too much of that green, sweet, yummy, paper like, expensive money!!! but if we did own it theyre would be no big fat guys blocking your way in traverse town!!!..anywho we dont own Final Fantasy or Squaresoft...mmm Squaresoft.....and we also dont own Batman, Vagrant Story, Metal Gear Solid, Dragon Ball Z, Chrono Cross, Cowboy Bebop but I do own the stuff in my room.
**********HEY!!..TODAYS MY BIRTHDAY YEY!!!!!!!!!! I TURNED 160 TODAY!!!!YEY!!! AND SOON ILL BE A BIG GIRL...I MEAN BOY.......I CAN POUR MY OWN MILK THANK YOU VERY MUCH...**********
*****This is a Brio-Ass production sponsored by Kainsfury a division of Depends adult diapers.*****
***Chap. # 4 ***
--me--wow I think I died in every chapter..except the 1st I think.
--Sormem--hey dont I see Yuffie in this chapter?..I heard it in the 2nd chapter.
--me--hey you know your ruining it for the people reading this.. if theyre is any.
--Sormem--ok sorry people, please forgive me.
--People--Never!!!!!
--Sormem--ohh.. now ill never sleep at night.
--me--stop complaining, get on with your life and lets continue the story.
--Snake--heys your suppose to be dead!! you exploded in chap. 3!!
--me--those where some nice special effects.
--Sormem--ok now on with show!, I want to see Yuffie
--People--Yuffie!!Yuffie!!!Yuffie!!!!
--me--ok ok shut up ok now back to the show.
--All--yeyyyyyyyyyyyyy wait...noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--me--ok.. where were we....hmm how about you read the 3rd chapter if you forgot!!ok now back to the show.. yet again.
--Sormem--ok were was I? oh yeah I was dreaming about special pony time!! yeyyyy I think ill get back to that......zzzzzzz..wow baby you have grown..zzzzzzzz whose a fishstick......zzzzzzzzzzzzz...
*****************************Mean While...***********************************
--Kimahri Ronso--Hey get outta mi house..unless you wanna be maid..like the poppas before you.
--S.S. Moogle *(still Super Saiyan)*--hey didnt I tell you to shut up and this aint ya house!!! its mi grandmas and my poppas was a maid but how do you know??
--K. Ronso-- you told me to shut up..soooo...ill shut up...yea
--S.S. Moogle--good idea orrr you could die if you dont give me back my grandma and leave me alone forever or until I decide to hurt you.
--K. Ronso--fine have her back...she lost her taste years ago. ......ohh yeah...........uhhhhhhhhhhh...........plop *(farts out an egg)*
--S.S. Moogle--What the hell is that?
--Riku--its an egg ya Moron!!
--S.S. Moogle--oh ok I was just making sure...Hey what do I do with this??
--Snake--you hatch it...duh....I remember when I had to hatch my first egg, it was one of my first V.R. courses...ahh those where the days.........
--S.S. Moogle--ok fine..ill hatch it but when I come back your gonna die mr. *( leaves though the cup of juice)*
--Riku--who you talking too?
--Brio--Your Face!!!!
--me--ok........
--Fluffy--hahahah im back!!!!!!
*(Cloud runs in and stabs Fluffy in its face and then leaves though the Bunsen burner.)*
--Fluffy--ill be back!!!
--All--sure you will..........
--Riku--sooooo now that the stupid Moogle is gone can I please get out of this smelly box?!?!!!..I have very bad diaper and I am claustrophobic.
--K. Ronso--hey wheres that woodchuck??...I need wood!
--Riku--nasty.....
--Snake--I think ill take my leave now....and im taking the pottery!!!!
--Riku--take me with you..im sooo bored in this box and the constant throwing up is my only friend.
--Constant Throwing Up--Im not your friend!!!!!!! you cant hold a conversation for 2 seconds and you keep talking about some gay lover named Kari.....
--Riku--its Kairi!!!!!! and shes not my gay lover shes Soras.
--Snake--Sora died.
--Riku--Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?????????????? nononooooooooo n.........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..He owes me 7 dollars for that trap we brought 40 years and 3 days ago!!!!!!!!!!...wheres my carrots?
*( Snake sees Carrot running away with the spoon over the moon.)*
--Snake--ummmm....she left you..sorry..hey why dont we settle this at the bar over a few pints of cookies and milk eh???
--Riku--sure.........
--K. Ronso *(eating ice cream out of carton with a pig as a fork)*--no ones wants me.....im just a big fat blob...im soo depressed........
*( Tv magically appears and commercial pops on)*
--T.V.-- hey are you depressed?
--K. Ronso--yes I already said that.
--T.V.--shut up..are you a ronso
--K. Ronso--well.....im actually a wookie...
--T.V.--ok shut up your talking to a Tv!!!!!!...anywho are you lonely?
--K. Ronso--well yeah....
--T.V.--ok then!!!!!! thats good for you!!! *(tv shuts off and explodes)*
--K. Ronso-- I strangely feel better.....
*******************************Mean While**********************************
--Ashley Riot--hey I can hold 20 types of axes, 10 types of knifes, 40 types of swords,100+ items, 35 types of hammers, staffs, magic spells and more all in my pants!!!!!!....hey look I found a golfer an a tu-tu...........hmmmm.........
--me--this is soooooo sad........uh.....*(pulls curtain open)*...ok and now for your enjoyment...The Golfers New Tu-Tu staring Batman as the farmer, paul as the goat, my mom as the queen, brio as the golfer and Ashley Riot as the Tu-Tu.
--me--ok im not typing this play soo ill just summarize the whole thing in one sentence...the goat is the witch who turns the farmers tu-tu into a mexican restaurant and the queen owns it and when the golfer sees the taco he dies of heartburn...ok thats it.....I never said it was a good play...but its strangely on broadway for some reason.....
--Ashley Riot--I think its time to give some wood to thoses ronsos over there.
--Ronsos--yey wood!!!!! now we can build that duck that we always wanted!!!!!!
--K. Ronso--I want some wood!!
--Ashley Riot--noooo noooo No wood for you!!!!!! bad bad ronso!! BAD..B-A..wqait no...Z- ummm...9?..yeah thats it 9!!!...bad bad bad!!!!! B-Z-9!!!!!!! I have to spell it out for you!!!
--K. Ronso--Me want wood!! now you die of a thousand pumpkins in july!!
--Ashley Riot--hmmmmmmm what weapon to use.......hmmmmmmmm
--K. Ronso--are you going to take all day?
--Ashley Riot--maybe........
--K. Ronso--how about I just kill myself and make it easier on the writer...
--me--yeah.....my hands been bleeding for 4 hours!!! and im dizzy........llamas?????? wa............!.........
--Ashley Riot-- good plan......*( K. Ronso runs off cliff but lands on the huge hippo that everyone else landed on in the end of the 3rd chapter.)*
--K. Ronso--crap!!!!!!.....oh well ill just feed myself some mayo till I die of food poisoning.....
--me--yep yep yea......
***************************Random Techno Time****************************
--me--huh???????????
--Batman--that sure was random.....
--Brio--you know what else is random??
--Batman--what?
--Brio--Your face!!!!!! aaaahhhh hahahahha............
--me--ok then........time to switch scenes...hey am I still a chalkboard...?????
********************************Mean While*********************************
--Yuffie--ok whos this strange voice???
--Strange Voice-- I dunno........wait shes ummmmm he forgot........
--Yuffie--wait I know you your from that show that I love with all my dirty bananas!!!!!!
--Strange voice--maybe............yea............maybe nopey dopey.....
--Yuffie--ok you come with me now.
--Strange voice--ok she go were Yuff-Yuff go.
--Yuffie--ahhhhhhhhh not another stupid nickname!!!!!!!!!
************************Once again...Mean While***************************
--Sormem--soooooo who are you ms. mysterious??
--Babe--well Im actually HAPPY BRITHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!your smelly arse.
--me--yeyyyyyyyyyyy
--Cloud--hey!!not you again......now you die chalky!!!!!!!*(lunges forward at me)*
--me--hey I have a name and it is .....*(uses dodge roll to escape and rolls of cliff*)......crappy dodads!!!!!!!!!!!
--Cloud--sooooo your name is........oh I know because if I reread the past few chapters it basically tells me..........your name is George!!!!!!!!!!!
--Babe*(slaps cloud across shoulder)*--no you arse its.........
*(Batcheese starts falling from sky)*
--Sormem--hey is that batmans and cheeses children........wait were in the past sooooooo thats means that theres a time hole up there!!!!!!
--Babe--can I continue you arses!!
--All-yeah sure why not...
Babe--my name is.......
*( Solt and Peepor come out and start rambling on about hippos and why they arent racist)*
--Babe--AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid Arses!!!!!!!!!!*(takes out dagger and starts out by using three strong attacks and then uses RedPin and throws a bunch of needles and then uses Hot-Shot and then finishes it off with Pilfer and takes there peanut butter right before they die in mucho paino.
--Sormem--talk about a combo...and I thought I loved the Ragnarok combo.......
--Cloud--I think im in love...........
--Babe-- ok now thats over with....thes names....*( checks around to see if anyone is around)*....the names ....*(checks again)*....ok the name is.....*(checks yet again)*....my name is....*(has gas)*...ok the name I have is .... *(Tally-Wacky pokes it head outta the grand canyan and says howdy!)*
--Cloud--shut up!!!!!!! *(stabs Tally-Wacky in his face)* and Tally-Wacky leaves with a fat man to another dimension...
--Babe--thank you...OK!!! the names
***************************El Fin (The End)!!!!!!!!!!!**************************
***In the next Chapter these questions will be told not answered and maybe explained and questioned But Not answered!!!!!!!! bwaaahahahha!!!!!!***
--Who is The Strange Voice and how does Yuffie know it???
--Where in the sky is the Time hole???
--Why are Batcheeses falling out of the time hole???
--Will Riku have Cookies and Milk with Snake???
--What happened to The Cheese Sandwich summon???
--Why is the tip of my nose taste like a rubber band???
--Will my Goldfish become President???
--Whats the true reason im writing this???
-- Answer - Im bored!!!!!!
--What is the Babes name????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!
--Babe-- its KIDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS KIDD!!!!!
--me--ok cancel out that last question.
*************************Random Techno Time******************************
--me--shutoff!!!!!!!!with that R.T.T.!!!!!!!!!!(random. techno. time.)
*****All this and more than you can fit in Ashleys Riot pants In the next Chapter!!!!!!*****
*-* PLEASE READ AND REVIEW *-* I love to read what you think about my work even if its bad.
***Hey if anyone can guess who the strange voice is review or e-mail me your answer and ill put you in the story as whoever you want.***
**********This has been a .A.S.S. production.**********
*(Angry Stupid Scientist)*
**********HEY!!..TODAYS MY BIRTHDAY YEY!!!!!!!!!! I TURNED 160 TODAY!!!!YEY!!! AND SOON ILL BE A BIG GIRL...I MEAN BOY.......I CAN POUR MY OWN MILK THANK YOU VERY MUCH...**********
*****This is a Brio-Ass production sponsored by Kainsfury a division of Depends adult diapers.*****
***Chap. # 4 ***
--me--wow I think I died in every chapter..except the 1st I think.
--Sormem--hey dont I see Yuffie in this chapter?..I heard it in the 2nd chapter.
--me--hey you know your ruining it for the people reading this.. if theyre is any.
--Sormem--ok sorry people, please forgive me.
--People--Never!!!!!
--Sormem--ohh.. now ill never sleep at night.
--me--stop complaining, get on with your life and lets continue the story.
--Snake--heys your suppose to be dead!! you exploded in chap. 3!!
--me--those where some nice special effects.
--Sormem--ok now on with show!, I want to see Yuffie
--People--Yuffie!!Yuffie!!!Yuffie!!!!
--me--ok ok shut up ok now back to the show.
--All--yeyyyyyyyyyyyyy wait...noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--me--ok.. where were we....hmm how about you read the 3rd chapter if you forgot!!ok now back to the show.. yet again.
--Sormem--ok were was I? oh yeah I was dreaming about special pony time!! yeyyyy I think ill get back to that......zzzzzzz..wow baby you have grown..zzzzzzzz whose a fishstick......zzzzzzzzzzzzz...
*****************************Mean While...***********************************
--Kimahri Ronso--Hey get outta mi house..unless you wanna be maid..like the poppas before you.
--S.S. Moogle *(still Super Saiyan)*--hey didnt I tell you to shut up and this aint ya house!!! its mi grandmas and my poppas was a maid but how do you know??
--K. Ronso-- you told me to shut up..soooo...ill shut up...yea
--S.S. Moogle--good idea orrr you could die if you dont give me back my grandma and leave me alone forever or until I decide to hurt you.
--K. Ronso--fine have her back...she lost her taste years ago. ......ohh yeah...........uhhhhhhhhhhh...........plop *(farts out an egg)*
--S.S. Moogle--What the hell is that?
--Riku--its an egg ya Moron!!
--S.S. Moogle--oh ok I was just making sure...Hey what do I do with this??
--Snake--you hatch it...duh....I remember when I had to hatch my first egg, it was one of my first V.R. courses...ahh those where the days.........
--S.S. Moogle--ok fine..ill hatch it but when I come back your gonna die mr. *( leaves though the cup of juice)*
--Riku--who you talking too?
--Brio--Your Face!!!!
--me--ok........
--Fluffy--hahahah im back!!!!!!
*(Cloud runs in and stabs Fluffy in its face and then leaves though the Bunsen burner.)*
--Fluffy--ill be back!!!
--All--sure you will..........
--Riku--sooooo now that the stupid Moogle is gone can I please get out of this smelly box?!?!!!..I have very bad diaper and I am claustrophobic.
--K. Ronso--hey wheres that woodchuck??...I need wood!
--Riku--nasty.....
--Snake--I think ill take my leave now....and im taking the pottery!!!!
--Riku--take me with you..im sooo bored in this box and the constant throwing up is my only friend.
--Constant Throwing Up--Im not your friend!!!!!!! you cant hold a conversation for 2 seconds and you keep talking about some gay lover named Kari.....
--Riku--its Kairi!!!!!! and shes not my gay lover shes Soras.
--Snake--Sora died.
--Riku--Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?????????????? nononooooooooo n.........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..He owes me 7 dollars for that trap we brought 40 years and 3 days ago!!!!!!!!!!...wheres my carrots?
*( Snake sees Carrot running away with the spoon over the moon.)*
--Snake--ummmm....she left you..sorry..hey why dont we settle this at the bar over a few pints of cookies and milk eh???
--Riku--sure.........
--K. Ronso *(eating ice cream out of carton with a pig as a fork)*--no ones wants me.....im just a big fat blob...im soo depressed........
*( Tv magically appears and commercial pops on)*
--T.V.-- hey are you depressed?
--K. Ronso--yes I already said that.
--T.V.--shut up..are you a ronso
--K. Ronso--well.....im actually a wookie...
--T.V.--ok shut up your talking to a Tv!!!!!!...anywho are you lonely?
--K. Ronso--well yeah....
--T.V.--ok then!!!!!! thats good for you!!! *(tv shuts off and explodes)*
--K. Ronso-- I strangely feel better.....
*******************************Mean While**********************************
--Ashley Riot--hey I can hold 20 types of axes, 10 types of knifes, 40 types of swords,100+ items, 35 types of hammers, staffs, magic spells and more all in my pants!!!!!!....hey look I found a golfer an a tu-tu...........hmmmm.........
--me--this is soooooo sad........uh.....*(pulls curtain open)*...ok and now for your enjoyment...The Golfers New Tu-Tu staring Batman as the farmer, paul as the goat, my mom as the queen, brio as the golfer and Ashley Riot as the Tu-Tu.
--me--ok im not typing this play soo ill just summarize the whole thing in one sentence...the goat is the witch who turns the farmers tu-tu into a mexican restaurant and the queen owns it and when the golfer sees the taco he dies of heartburn...ok thats it.....I never said it was a good play...but its strangely on broadway for some reason.....
--Ashley Riot--I think its time to give some wood to thoses ronsos over there.
--Ronsos--yey wood!!!!! now we can build that duck that we always wanted!!!!!!
--K. Ronso--I want some wood!!
--Ashley Riot--noooo noooo No wood for you!!!!!! bad bad ronso!! BAD..B-A..wqait no...Z- ummm...9?..yeah thats it 9!!!...bad bad bad!!!!! B-Z-9!!!!!!! I have to spell it out for you!!!
--K. Ronso--Me want wood!! now you die of a thousand pumpkins in july!!
--Ashley Riot--hmmmmmmm what weapon to use.......hmmmmmmmm
--K. Ronso--are you going to take all day?
--Ashley Riot--maybe........
--K. Ronso--how about I just kill myself and make it easier on the writer...
--me--yeah.....my hands been bleeding for 4 hours!!! and im dizzy........llamas?????? wa............!.........
--Ashley Riot-- good plan......*( K. Ronso runs off cliff but lands on the huge hippo that everyone else landed on in the end of the 3rd chapter.)*
--K. Ronso--crap!!!!!!.....oh well ill just feed myself some mayo till I die of food poisoning.....
--me--yep yep yea......
***************************Random Techno Time****************************
--me--huh???????????
--Batman--that sure was random.....
--Brio--you know what else is random??
--Batman--what?
--Brio--Your face!!!!!! aaaahhhh hahahahha............
--me--ok then........time to switch scenes...hey am I still a chalkboard...?????
********************************Mean While*********************************
--Yuffie--ok whos this strange voice???
--Strange Voice-- I dunno........wait shes ummmmm he forgot........
--Yuffie--wait I know you your from that show that I love with all my dirty bananas!!!!!!
--Strange voice--maybe............yea............maybe nopey dopey.....
--Yuffie--ok you come with me now.
--Strange voice--ok she go were Yuff-Yuff go.
--Yuffie--ahhhhhhhhh not another stupid nickname!!!!!!!!!
************************Once again...Mean While***************************
--Sormem--soooooo who are you ms. mysterious??
--Babe--well Im actually HAPPY BRITHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!your smelly arse.
--me--yeyyyyyyyyyyy
--Cloud--hey!!not you again......now you die chalky!!!!!!!*(lunges forward at me)*
--me--hey I have a name and it is .....*(uses dodge roll to escape and rolls of cliff*)......crappy dodads!!!!!!!!!!!
--Cloud--sooooo your name is........oh I know because if I reread the past few chapters it basically tells me..........your name is George!!!!!!!!!!!
--Babe*(slaps cloud across shoulder)*--no you arse its.........
*(Batcheese starts falling from sky)*
--Sormem--hey is that batmans and cheeses children........wait were in the past sooooooo thats means that theres a time hole up there!!!!!!
--Babe--can I continue you arses!!
--All-yeah sure why not...
Babe--my name is.......
*( Solt and Peepor come out and start rambling on about hippos and why they arent racist)*
--Babe--AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid Arses!!!!!!!!!!*(takes out dagger and starts out by using three strong attacks and then uses RedPin and throws a bunch of needles and then uses Hot-Shot and then finishes it off with Pilfer and takes there peanut butter right before they die in mucho paino.
--Sormem--talk about a combo...and I thought I loved the Ragnarok combo.......
--Cloud--I think im in love...........
--Babe-- ok now thats over with....thes names....*( checks around to see if anyone is around)*....the names ....*(checks again)*....ok the name is.....*(checks yet again)*....my name is....*(has gas)*...ok the name I have is .... *(Tally-Wacky pokes it head outta the grand canyan and says howdy!)*
--Cloud--shut up!!!!!!! *(stabs Tally-Wacky in his face)* and Tally-Wacky leaves with a fat man to another dimension...
--Babe--thank you...OK!!! the names
***************************El Fin (The End)!!!!!!!!!!!**************************
***In the next Chapter these questions will be told not answered and maybe explained and questioned But Not answered!!!!!!!! bwaaahahahha!!!!!!***
--Who is The Strange Voice and how does Yuffie know it???
--Where in the sky is the Time hole???
--Why are Batcheeses falling out of the time hole???
--Will Riku have Cookies and Milk with Snake???
--What happened to The Cheese Sandwich summon???
--Why is the tip of my nose taste like a rubber band???
--Will my Goldfish become President???
--Whats the true reason im writing this???
-- Answer - Im bored!!!!!!
--What is the Babes name????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!
--Babe-- its KIDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS KIDD!!!!!
--me--ok cancel out that last question.
*************************Random Techno Time******************************
--me--shutoff!!!!!!!!with that R.T.T.!!!!!!!!!!(random. techno. time.)
*****All this and more than you can fit in Ashleys Riot pants In the next Chapter!!!!!!*****
*-* PLEASE READ AND REVIEW *-* I love to read what you think about my work even if its bad.
***Hey if anyone can guess who the strange voice is review or e-mail me your answer and ill put you in the story as whoever you want.***
**********This has been a .A.S.S. production.**********
*(Angry Stupid Scientist)*