***Disclaimer*** --- We dont own....umm, as in we I mean...umm well.....me and mi editor Brio ... at the moment but we as in a company and pennies taste like fungus...when the that copper color..........oh yea...I dont own Metal Gear Solid, South Park,Final Fantasy,Chrono Cross, and Kingdom Hearts its owned by the most wonderful company in the world!!!!...no not disney.....the other one......ohhhhhhhhh how I love that company......sooo much do I want to work there....BUT NO!!! I have to stay here and write storys for YOUR enjoyment!!!!!!!!!!!! and what do I get huh????? huh!!!!!!!!!!!! nothing!!!!!!!!! not anything except to express my dark dark dark feelings online and Reviews...oh how I Dont care about reviews!!!!!!! I mean Its fun to get them and all But I dont Care what you say I, You can call me a moron or genius I dont care!!!!!! nope not one bit...soo go ahead share your feelings of hatred against me and ill be happy and die in a rock...yep........holy crap...I think I got carried away with the disclaimer......Its quite large and Its mostly me talking to you and myself.....hey its valentines day and my valentine died yesterday....really!...this sucks......................But Hey I got my !st Bad Review!!!!!!!!! ohhhh how I love it........ and here it is....
From: Metal Kittie()
ÔÕ This story sucked. Even a two year old would have a better handle on plot development and grammar than you do. And you didn't even spell potatoes right you dumbass. To put it bluntly, never, ever, EVER write another story.ÕÕ
-yes I know it sucked and Its not suppose to have a plot and I hate grammser and I am a 2 year old......I even say that in the summary...hey I wrote another story soo there!!!..... But you people love me soo uch that someone actually defended me!!!!!!!!! I mean............ME!!!!!!!!!!!! wow...
From: Kairi
ÔÕ That was really mean Metal Kittie. If you don't like the story, then don't bother reviewing it. rnrnI think this is a good story, and very creative. It's really funny too ^_^ÕÕ
-See!!!!!!!! someone actually cares...... but I dont ...but thank you for the defending but I think I can deal with the metallic cat by myself...Bannana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....err..sooooooook holy holy holy crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAM!!!!!!!!!!! why am I still typing this ...holy crapps.........I think ill just get on with what I was doing......ummm what was I doing...............ummmmmmmmmmmmm OH Yea!!!!!!!!!! cleaning the toilet and eating a hamburgar.......but it fell in the toliet.........oh well I guess I have to continue the story......
*****This is a Brio-Ass production sponsored by Kainsfury a division of Bunny-Luv Condoms.*****
***Chap. # 5***....... Half way point in the Story....(only going to be 10 chapters!!!)
--me-- Half way !!!!!!!!!!!! You know what that means.....
--Kidd--Someone goes crazy ya arse???
--me--EXACTLY!!!!!!!!
--All--yey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...but who????
--Me--ill never tell..........
--Ronso--hey why isnt granny typing?? She was better.....
--me--uhhhhhh granny??? shes in a much better place.....
--Kidd--arsey Florida???
--me--yea.........
********************************Mean-While***********************************
--Yuff-Yuff--sooo this Strange voice..its who?
--Me--its all in your head.....
--Yuff-Yuff-- hey isnt my name Yuffie!!!!!!! ahhh how I hate nicknames...........
--me--oh yeah.......wrong story...
--Yuffie--yes thank you...
--me--ahh piece and quiet.........
************************************R.T.T.************************************
--me--hey I dont hear any songs!!!!!!!!!!
**random Song blasts out**
--me--ahhhhhhhhhhh my ears are burning with rage!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhh *My head explodes and a poo falls out**
--Sormem--I always knew he had poo for brain....
--Yuffie--yea...........HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your that person that I been looking for!!!!!!
--Sormem--oh yea I am...........hey your still a big hairy behemoth.........cool.
--Yuffie---and you lost your ear!!! I guess where even...
--Sormem--hey why are your here?
--Yuffie--ummm hold on let me read the last chap......umm Im not sure...why are you here?
--Sormem--umm..........I dont know either. ... I was with Cloud and Kidd.......yep!
--Yuffie--oh..........soooooo...umm Im running out of ideas.......2 Muffins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes......
**Wormhole poops out and strange beings fall 3 feet onto ground**
--Cloud--ahhhhhhhhhhhhh my leg!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I hurt it..........owwies!!!!!!!
--Kidd--what a wuss...ya arse.....
--Cloud--I mean...im fine...yeas.....anyway hey look over there its those people!!!!!
--Kidd--thats a pile of sticks..arse....The people are in that direction...**points down**hi steve!!!
--Cloud--excuse me but I kinda snikky..yea and I got amnesia and I dont know ...I hit my head I long time ago....
--Kidd--ohhhh ok well lets go now......Arse!!
--Yuffie--hey lookie there isnt that those people?
--Sormem--noo....I mean....no...
--me--yes!!!!!!! oh baby yes it is you people finally meet up again!!!!!! even though I promised that it would happen in the 4th chap but...hey I lied I guess...
--Cloud--then die!!!!!!!! ** stabs me in the face**
--All--yey he died......
--Yuffie--hey this smells and we need some plot here!!!!!!!!!!
******************************Mean-While*************************************
--Cloud--enough of the mean-while crap!!!!!!hey...where is everyone?ummm OH NO!!!!!! I crossed the mean-while!!!!!!! ahhh crap now im here at .... Kairis Booze and lose????
--Riku--sooo you think beer will solve all my problems...???
--Snake--yes..it always helps me after I fail a mission or get in 3rd place....errrr!!!!!
--Riku--yea......soo when will I get out of this dam box???!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!
--Snake--hey lookie over there!!!
--Cloud--oh no!!!! enemy sighted!!!! need backup!!! repeat need backup!!!
--Snake--ahhh run!!!!!!! wait your Cloud the one who is searching for the great Sep..
--Cloud--**intruding** its nite time there is no clouds.......I like clowns......but there scary......arrr....
--Riku--I know rite!!! I think i first hated clowns is when I was a kid and one set my parents on fire.....and then he gave me cheesy pie...the end.
--Snake--sooo clo you want some booze and pooze???
--Cloud--actually I need to find Cid soo he can help me but it can wait....did you say pooze????!!!!!!!
--Riku--yep.
--Cloud--I love Pooze!!!!!!!!!!!!
******386 hours later....******
--Riku--ohhhh yesaaaaaasssssss need more pooze....
--Snake--maybe theres a reason why animated charters shouldn't drink.......
--Cloud--maybe you should shudya yappisticillie!!!!!!!!
--Snake--yea I think ill take my leave now...my jobs done.......**sommerslats out window into a Metal-gear.. and swims away...**
--Random Person--AH!!!!!!!!!!!!! it it is goodiza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! run run run!!!! ahhhhh hey look a quarter...
--Cloud--heyas hey you what sucks........urp...I lose my goldfish........poh oh how I loved that goldfish....ohh soo much the way it clawed at my leg and deleted all of Brios storys......ohh urp.... I need more Pooze and Loozse!!!!!!!
--Riku--uh...................I need a hangover............and some egg....
--Cloud--shut up!!!! **knocks his egg against the wall**
--Riku--HEY!!!!!!!!! I really needed that egg!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you die know!!!!!!!!!!! wahhhhh huh ok..ok....time to pay poo time...ahhhhh **passes out on magic carpet**
--Cloud--hmmmm I guess ill go crazy......
--me--!!!!!!!!!!!!no!!!!!!!!!!!!! your drunk I know who will...........hehehehhhh......ahahaaaaaaaa hoo! ya!
--Cloud--time to ...urpps... find to find...**puking**....find cidde kat!!!!!! arggggggggg!!!!!! runs out door into a mouse hole.
*********************************Mean-While**********************************
--Sormem--I THINK ILL GO CRAZY!!!!!!! HEEHAW!!!!!!!!!!!!
--Yuffie--dam it I wanted to go....
--Kidd--oh well hey is that a shiny -arse- shiny dollar up there?? **pointing down yet again**
hi steve
--Yuffie--yea......... hey where did Sormem go??? dam it I finally found the stairs to go to the timehole in the sky!!!! it was right in front of us the whole time butt....IF SOMEONE WOULDNT STOP STARING AT THE GROUND!!!!!!!!! we would be there already!!!!!!
--Kidd--heheheh pickles......ya arsesy pickles!!
--me--ok this has to end I cant keep on dying!!!!! its getting to stupid!!!
--Sormem--you smell like coo nest poo? yes......
--me--ok back to the show.... why am I saying this!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhh im just gonna kill myself...
--kidd--noooooooarse!!!!oooooooo Iill do it!!! **stabs me in chin**
--me--ok thats about the 10th time I died today....what am I kenny .....no im not ...unless......
--Sormem--hey loo la li loo!!!! here in my butt I fell the pressure of Manama oh oh poo baby i like the nice poo...
--Yuffie--please excuse him but since hes talking crazy talk he doesnt have to put capital letters or spell words correctly. like instead of you he puts u because hes a lazy manate..
--Sormem--hey u hey huubhbhrgtdfhjgbdrhgbhdf lalallalal ahhhhhhhh crazy mono cazy!!!!!!!! loco loco lococpcpcococicuc pypu? if i make mistake i continues anywho wi w see i know deleted that or that or yea.................
--Yuffie--ok thats enough good bye folks...
--Kidd--wait we didnt ans. all the questions of last chap.!!!!!
--Poo-Man--ill do that because im the poo-man!!!!! ahahahha I get paid for this!!! ok question time!!!!! dum du dumdum du!!!!
-the cheese summon lives in the mouse hole that who noooo..... ran into and they had hotmonkeysex...
--All--nasty!!!!!!yet... refreshing....
--people--yessssss and cookies and milk really meant im hungary soo im gonna eat soon annnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddd my nose is a rubberband!!!!!!!!!!!ok yea....
--Sormem--hohojooooooooooooo yhehehe hey i freeeeee i eat i sleep i get week off o scholl and see movie wit brio mamanana???no ok then u smelly arse......end! hey i think sora want ta come out an play...noooo ...yes,........no!....yes?...nooo................ah!!!!!!!!
--Kidd and Yuffie--ummm why do I have a bad feeling about this?..........
*****************************.R.T.T. Ending Theme******************************
--me--we dont have one!!!!!!
--Sormem--we do now!!!!!!!!!! du da dede du da dee ded ad du de da dud du da de du da de de duu da deded du!! du da deded ad du da de du du dm de da de du du du du de de du du da de!!!! du du da de de du du du da du dde dede du da da da du da dad au dada du adada dud du de.
***************************El Fin (The End)!!!!!!!!!!!*******************************
****Next Chapeepe!!!!!!****
--What is happening to Sormem??? is it what we all think it is???!...probadly...yes...
--How will Cloud cross the Mean-While and Will ANYONE ever find CiD???
--Cid--yes Im bored!!!!!!
--Sormem--peek a poo!!!!!! I made a surprise in my pantaloons!!!!
--Cid--ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! ***runs away into door that disappeared after him...***
--Yuffie--crap...
**********This has been a .A.S.S. production.**********
*(Angry Stupid Scientist)*
--Email or Review me if you want me to add or get rid off something in my story...like me for instantance.
*-* PLEASE READ AND REVIEW *-* I love to read what you think about my work even if its bad. which it is.... but hey ya never know..wait a second.....I dont care anymore!!!!soo write what ya want when ya want!!! and Read My Other Storys Too!!!!!!!!
Tally-Wacky and ummm I forgot the name but its in final fantasy.........
--I want a cupcake!!!!!!!! owl.................. hey Im in CCM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yey ...im a retard....ohhh yeaz........I forgot....good olde ..umm cracker??.. the End go away!!!!! ahhh dumb feb 16!!!!!!! cant wait! yey!!!! stop reading already and review!!!!!!!!! or die..... a happy life...END!!!!!!The end Fin End Fin!!!!!!!! go away Im gonna keep talking untill I get bribed...or umm crap im hungary............not the state!!!!! nopey...du da de de de!! FRENCH CARROTS!!!!!!123 poo poo poo..
yea....
From: Metal Kittie()
ÔÕ This story sucked. Even a two year old would have a better handle on plot development and grammar than you do. And you didn't even spell potatoes right you dumbass. To put it bluntly, never, ever, EVER write another story.ÕÕ
-yes I know it sucked and Its not suppose to have a plot and I hate grammser and I am a 2 year old......I even say that in the summary...hey I wrote another story soo there!!!..... But you people love me soo uch that someone actually defended me!!!!!!!!! I mean............ME!!!!!!!!!!!! wow...
From: Kairi
ÔÕ That was really mean Metal Kittie. If you don't like the story, then don't bother reviewing it. rnrnI think this is a good story, and very creative. It's really funny too ^_^ÕÕ
-See!!!!!!!! someone actually cares...... but I dont ...but thank you for the defending but I think I can deal with the metallic cat by myself...Bannana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....err..sooooooook holy holy holy crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAM!!!!!!!!!!! why am I still typing this ...holy crapps.........I think ill just get on with what I was doing......ummm what was I doing...............ummmmmmmmmmmmm OH Yea!!!!!!!!!! cleaning the toilet and eating a hamburgar.......but it fell in the toliet.........oh well I guess I have to continue the story......
*****This is a Brio-Ass production sponsored by Kainsfury a division of Bunny-Luv Condoms.*****
***Chap. # 5***....... Half way point in the Story....(only going to be 10 chapters!!!)
--me-- Half way !!!!!!!!!!!! You know what that means.....
--Kidd--Someone goes crazy ya arse???
--me--EXACTLY!!!!!!!!
--All--yey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...but who????
--Me--ill never tell..........
--Ronso--hey why isnt granny typing?? She was better.....
--me--uhhhhhh granny??? shes in a much better place.....
--Kidd--arsey Florida???
--me--yea.........
********************************Mean-While***********************************
--Yuff-Yuff--sooo this Strange voice..its who?
--Me--its all in your head.....
--Yuff-Yuff-- hey isnt my name Yuffie!!!!!!! ahhh how I hate nicknames...........
--me--oh yeah.......wrong story...
--Yuffie--yes thank you...
--me--ahh piece and quiet.........
************************************R.T.T.************************************
--me--hey I dont hear any songs!!!!!!!!!!
**random Song blasts out**
--me--ahhhhhhhhhhh my ears are burning with rage!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhh *My head explodes and a poo falls out**
--Sormem--I always knew he had poo for brain....
--Yuffie--yea...........HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your that person that I been looking for!!!!!!
--Sormem--oh yea I am...........hey your still a big hairy behemoth.........cool.
--Yuffie---and you lost your ear!!! I guess where even...
--Sormem--hey why are your here?
--Yuffie--ummm hold on let me read the last chap......umm Im not sure...why are you here?
--Sormem--umm..........I dont know either. ... I was with Cloud and Kidd.......yep!
--Yuffie--oh..........soooooo...umm Im running out of ideas.......2 Muffins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes......
**Wormhole poops out and strange beings fall 3 feet onto ground**
--Cloud--ahhhhhhhhhhhhh my leg!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I hurt it..........owwies!!!!!!!
--Kidd--what a wuss...ya arse.....
--Cloud--I mean...im fine...yeas.....anyway hey look over there its those people!!!!!
--Kidd--thats a pile of sticks..arse....The people are in that direction...**points down**hi steve!!!
--Cloud--excuse me but I kinda snikky..yea and I got amnesia and I dont know ...I hit my head I long time ago....
--Kidd--ohhhh ok well lets go now......Arse!!
--Yuffie--hey lookie there isnt that those people?
--Sormem--noo....I mean....no...
--me--yes!!!!!!! oh baby yes it is you people finally meet up again!!!!!! even though I promised that it would happen in the 4th chap but...hey I lied I guess...
--Cloud--then die!!!!!!!! ** stabs me in the face**
--All--yey he died......
--Yuffie--hey this smells and we need some plot here!!!!!!!!!!
******************************Mean-While*************************************
--Cloud--enough of the mean-while crap!!!!!!hey...where is everyone?ummm OH NO!!!!!! I crossed the mean-while!!!!!!! ahhh crap now im here at .... Kairis Booze and lose????
--Riku--sooo you think beer will solve all my problems...???
--Snake--yes..it always helps me after I fail a mission or get in 3rd place....errrr!!!!!
--Riku--yea......soo when will I get out of this dam box???!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!
--Snake--hey lookie over there!!!
--Cloud--oh no!!!! enemy sighted!!!! need backup!!! repeat need backup!!!
--Snake--ahhh run!!!!!!! wait your Cloud the one who is searching for the great Sep..
--Cloud--**intruding** its nite time there is no clouds.......I like clowns......but there scary......arrr....
--Riku--I know rite!!! I think i first hated clowns is when I was a kid and one set my parents on fire.....and then he gave me cheesy pie...the end.
--Snake--sooo clo you want some booze and pooze???
--Cloud--actually I need to find Cid soo he can help me but it can wait....did you say pooze????!!!!!!!
--Riku--yep.
--Cloud--I love Pooze!!!!!!!!!!!!
******386 hours later....******
--Riku--ohhhh yesaaaaaasssssss need more pooze....
--Snake--maybe theres a reason why animated charters shouldn't drink.......
--Cloud--maybe you should shudya yappisticillie!!!!!!!!
--Snake--yea I think ill take my leave now...my jobs done.......**sommerslats out window into a Metal-gear.. and swims away...**
--Random Person--AH!!!!!!!!!!!!! it it is goodiza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! run run run!!!! ahhhhh hey look a quarter...
--Cloud--heyas hey you what sucks........urp...I lose my goldfish........poh oh how I loved that goldfish....ohh soo much the way it clawed at my leg and deleted all of Brios storys......ohh urp.... I need more Pooze and Loozse!!!!!!!
--Riku--uh...................I need a hangover............and some egg....
--Cloud--shut up!!!! **knocks his egg against the wall**
--Riku--HEY!!!!!!!!! I really needed that egg!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you die know!!!!!!!!!!! wahhhhh huh ok..ok....time to pay poo time...ahhhhh **passes out on magic carpet**
--Cloud--hmmmm I guess ill go crazy......
--me--!!!!!!!!!!!!no!!!!!!!!!!!!! your drunk I know who will...........hehehehhhh......ahahaaaaaaaa hoo! ya!
--Cloud--time to ...urpps... find to find...**puking**....find cidde kat!!!!!! arggggggggg!!!!!! runs out door into a mouse hole.
*********************************Mean-While**********************************
--Sormem--I THINK ILL GO CRAZY!!!!!!! HEEHAW!!!!!!!!!!!!
--Yuffie--dam it I wanted to go....
--Kidd--oh well hey is that a shiny -arse- shiny dollar up there?? **pointing down yet again**
hi steve
--Yuffie--yea......... hey where did Sormem go??? dam it I finally found the stairs to go to the timehole in the sky!!!! it was right in front of us the whole time butt....IF SOMEONE WOULDNT STOP STARING AT THE GROUND!!!!!!!!! we would be there already!!!!!!
--Kidd--heheheh pickles......ya arsesy pickles!!
--me--ok this has to end I cant keep on dying!!!!! its getting to stupid!!!
--Sormem--you smell like coo nest poo? yes......
--me--ok back to the show.... why am I saying this!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhh im just gonna kill myself...
--kidd--noooooooarse!!!!oooooooo Iill do it!!! **stabs me in chin**
--me--ok thats about the 10th time I died today....what am I kenny .....no im not ...unless......
--Sormem--hey loo la li loo!!!! here in my butt I fell the pressure of Manama oh oh poo baby i like the nice poo...
--Yuffie--please excuse him but since hes talking crazy talk he doesnt have to put capital letters or spell words correctly. like instead of you he puts u because hes a lazy manate..
--Sormem--hey u hey huubhbhrgtdfhjgbdrhgbhdf lalallalal ahhhhhhhh crazy mono cazy!!!!!!!! loco loco lococpcpcococicuc pypu? if i make mistake i continues anywho wi w see i know deleted that or that or yea.................
--Yuffie--ok thats enough good bye folks...
--Kidd--wait we didnt ans. all the questions of last chap.!!!!!
--Poo-Man--ill do that because im the poo-man!!!!! ahahahha I get paid for this!!! ok question time!!!!! dum du dumdum du!!!!
-the cheese summon lives in the mouse hole that who noooo..... ran into and they had hotmonkeysex...
--All--nasty!!!!!!yet... refreshing....
--people--yessssss and cookies and milk really meant im hungary soo im gonna eat soon annnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddd my nose is a rubberband!!!!!!!!!!!ok yea....
--Sormem--hohojooooooooooooo yhehehe hey i freeeeee i eat i sleep i get week off o scholl and see movie wit brio mamanana???no ok then u smelly arse......end! hey i think sora want ta come out an play...noooo ...yes,........no!....yes?...nooo................ah!!!!!!!!
--Kidd and Yuffie--ummm why do I have a bad feeling about this?..........
*****************************.R.T.T. Ending Theme******************************
--me--we dont have one!!!!!!
--Sormem--we do now!!!!!!!!!! du da dede du da dee ded ad du de da dud du da de du da de de duu da deded du!! du da deded ad du da de du du dm de da de du du du du de de du du da de!!!! du du da de de du du du da du dde dede du da da da du da dad au dada du adada dud du de.
***************************El Fin (The End)!!!!!!!!!!!*******************************
****Next Chapeepe!!!!!!****
--What is happening to Sormem??? is it what we all think it is???!...probadly...yes...
--How will Cloud cross the Mean-While and Will ANYONE ever find CiD???
--Cid--yes Im bored!!!!!!
--Sormem--peek a poo!!!!!! I made a surprise in my pantaloons!!!!
--Cid--ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! ***runs away into door that disappeared after him...***
--Yuffie--crap...
**********This has been a .A.S.S. production.**********
*(Angry Stupid Scientist)*
--Email or Review me if you want me to add or get rid off something in my story...like me for instantance.
*-* PLEASE READ AND REVIEW *-* I love to read what you think about my work even if its bad. which it is.... but hey ya never know..wait a second.....I dont care anymore!!!!soo write what ya want when ya want!!! and Read My Other Storys Too!!!!!!!!
Tally-Wacky and ummm I forgot the name but its in final fantasy.........
--I want a cupcake!!!!!!!! owl.................. hey Im in CCM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yey ...im a retard....ohhh yeaz........I forgot....good olde ..umm cracker??.. the End go away!!!!! ahhh dumb feb 16!!!!!!! cant wait! yey!!!! stop reading already and review!!!!!!!!! or die..... a happy life...END!!!!!!The end Fin End Fin!!!!!!!! go away Im gonna keep talking untill I get bribed...or umm crap im hungary............not the state!!!!! nopey...du da de de de!! FRENCH CARROTS!!!!!!123 poo poo poo..
yea....