***Disclaimer*** -- Ahhh the internet not working!!!!!! noooooo!!!!!!!!!! plus the TV isnt working either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh well I guess I have to write this to keep me ... sane..... click whaya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!12345 9!!!!!!!! hahahahhhhhhhhhhh goo? noo pooo heheheh hohoho!!!!!! I love nuisance!!!!! ok... thats sane for ya... anyway on to the Disclaimer...... I Dont own anything that has to do with Kingdom Hearts except I own the game....duh who doesnt! plusssssss I dont own Final Fantasy or umm... Metal Gear Solid and more....like Barney and Batman plus Playstation 2...that all folks!!!!!
**********************Mooched Potatas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***************************
By: The AngryStupidScientist and Co.
-By Co. I mean my imaginary friends..... Hi Steve!!!!!!!!!
*Chap # ummm 7 ?*
-yes mooched indeed.... anyway I guess I will get this over with all ready but be prepared for insane idioticness and whatnot sooooo dont say I didnt tell ya!!!!
***************Where we last left our gang of Super Doers....***********************
-Super Yuffie- Is Doers even a word????.... I have the power!!!!!!!!!!!!! to umm..... have gas?
-Super Sormem- my name changes alot doesnt it... doesnt it!!!!!!!! whooo hehehhe wait im stupid yeyy!!!!!!!!!du dads!!!!! my power is poo!!!!!! hahahhahehhehehhooooooooooooooo...
-Super Kidd- Arse!!!!!!!!!! mi powers to shake steak!!!!! hu yaz!!!!! arse!!!!!!
-Super Me- of course !!!! I didnt die.... nope....and my power is too erase myself because im a chalkboard!!!!!!!!!!! yeyyyyy
-Super Snake- mi power!!!!!! is...... umm to play chess !!!!!!!! hahahha Im the best!!!!! time to compete!!!!!!
-James- I dont have a power because ...umm Im the writer and thats my power the greasiest power of them all!!!!!!!!
-All-really....... I dont think soo......we are better!!!!!!
-James-really... well time to teach you folks a lesson!!!!!! about writing!!!!!!
*.R.R.T.*- plays the abc song in Spanish and Pudding*
*Ah Be Ce De A Fef Dep K Lo Mnm Npk Pot Chi Qu 9 42 Xz Ki Pots Canz Du 6 Fak Jij Ze!!!!!! Nowa I a Gotta Go a Poo go awaya and learn a some a engles!!!!!!*
-All- AHRG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are learning!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH make it stop make it Stop!!!!!!!!!!!
-James-well at least I didnt play the Barney version or your heads would explode and my story would end..... wait thats good...
-Kidd-ok now that over with .. lets go find Cid soo we can get Yuffie back to... umm.. normal.... shes starting to smell really bad....really!
-Yuffie- good idea! but I miss the punch line...
-Batman-here it is...*punches her in the face*
-Yuffie-owwies!!!!!!!!
-Yuna- This will help!!!!!! *throws a burning piece of wood on her fuzzy head*
-Kidd- hey!! where did you come from?
-Yuna-hmm good point.....Im not sure I think I have to find Cid also because ummm I w3ant too.
*In Background you see Yuffie running around on fire screaming*
-Sormem-Copycat...
-Yuna-shutya up!!!! I have a rod and I swirl it.. really fast really fast oh yeah.
-All- ohh.... so scary...
*Yuna whips them al with her magically spinning wand...........of Doom!!!!!
-All-owies....
*In Background you see Yuffie still running around on fire screaming which is first? roll and drop? or drop and roll? ahhh!!!!! sooo confused!!!!!!*
-Kidd- lets move on.....we got everyone??
-Me-the buddy system never fails!!!!
-Sormem- except that time......
*James makes a phone call and Vincent snipers him in his big toe.*
-Sormem- ...when.... AHHHHHHHH HOLY WOOLLLY MOLES!!!!!!! AHRG!!!!! mi veal its ruined ill never be a man!!!!!!!
*In Background you see Yuffie running and still more running and running on fire and still more running untill...... she walks into a tree and flys away...*
-Kidd-*still counting on her toes* - hmm after extreme work and logic I realized that I am one hot momma!!!!!! and were missing Cloud.....lets go!!!!!!!!
-Yuffie *flying in the air*- hehehhe woooohhhhhhhhhse!!!!!!!!!!!
-Snake-Wait were missing Cloud!!!! nooooooo not him!!!!!!!!!!!! he was like a son or daughter to me..... wait he was my.....*anime fall*
*They all Fly away into the sun a melt like a microwave in my sock*
*****Mean-While*****
-Super Cid- F@%#$%^$ ing kids these days.........I gotta power ohh yea!!!!!!!! its to eat noodles!!!!! lots of em!!!!!!
-Super Cloud- Ummm I think the super thingy ended a lonnnggggggg time ago... but any way my super power is to Stab people in their face!!!!!!!! uhhhh yeas!!!!
-Cid- ok sooo lets go back to Traverse Town and ill show you my catty and wife and kids.. ya dam straight!
-Cloud-to traverse town!!!!!!!... wait didnt it get destroyed by some shower or something....?????
-Cid-ohhh yeahhhhhh I guess we have to use the time warp and go into the past.... lets go fid Batman and Cheese they own the timehole company.
-Cloud- didnt they get separated or something???
-Cid-ohh yeah... cheese must be worried and crying and such... hes probably at the mall shopping his worries away...
-James- at the mall......
-Cloud- ohhhhhh can I get this???!!!!!!!? and that and that and that and th...a....................
-Cid- no, no, no, yes, no, no, maybe when your older, no, yes and no......huh?.................ohh.......
*both of them drool over a hot pizza on the floor while they stare helpless at the Ulitma Mega Poothang Do Hicky Magic Alpha Ulitma umm..... Special Limited Edition Flying umm... Thing.....
-Cloud and Cid- OHHHHHHHH BABY OH BABY!!!!!!!
* Then a random guy takes the super thingy and walks away with it...*
-Cid-heyyy you F@$@#%% ing guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Cloud-Errrrrrrr....... Come back here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Both of them run after the yellow man into the horizon*
*Just then Yuffie crashes through the mall roof*
-Yuffie-wepp eey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was fun... umm hey where is everyone...??????? nooooo im alone..... just like James untill...... well thats another story but... umm......Nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Batman-heres a tissue honey poo..
-Yuffie- thankumz.......hey where you come from????
-Batman- I own the Timehole company.. soo I can travel anywhere on my time miles.
-Yuffie-oh ok.....soo lets go home.... or to traverse town at least.....
-Batman-here we go Captain!!!!!!!!!!!! *Timehole stuff opens and yeah they leave*
-Me-Boring!!!!!!!!!!
-Soria-Yey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im back and I got over my XD And XP disease plus im taking medicine for the lol syndrome ....wooo yaz!!!!!!!!!!
-James-mucho better!!!
*Batman and Yuff Yuff land on top of a house in Traverse town*
-Yuffie-nooo stupid nick names!!!!!!!!!!!.. hey I think I broke something....
-Batman-its just some wooden doll... its ok....
-Random Bug-nooo my daddy go poof!!!!!!
*.R.T.T.*-plays sad music and curtains close*
-Soria-hahahah ok.........good play mi friend good indeed.
-Me-time to pack up the boogies and go on with the din din...
-Yuffie-hey!! can you bring my peeps here too?
-Batman-that would cost ya........
-Yuffie-you doo realize im a giant pink behemoth in a bad mood with fat jokes....right?
-Batman-goood point....... of to the city I go!!!!!!
*154456 hours later*
-All- holas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Yuffie-yeyyyyyyyyy now that were all here........... Party!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Kidd-we are still missing Cloud.......aw.......and umm.......umm........I forgot.......
-Snake-ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Kidd-no thats not it.... oh well...........
-James- is there a plot... no!!! why are you reading then? ask yourself..... and to prove my word heres some ideas from my reviews....
-Snake-Party!!!!!!!!!!!! hey look a can of unwanted soda... mmmm carbonated sodas..........hey look a PS2!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Snake throws away soda and yuffie catches it*
-Yuffie-Touchdown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! booooooo ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Yuffie opens it with her toes and........*
-Yuffie-??????
*Nothing thats what!!!!!!!!*
-Yuffie- but I Hungey!!!!!!!!
-Soda- you be quiet missy!!!!!
-Snake-yes sir!
*Delayed reaction*
-Yuffie-Huh?.....
*Soda explodes in her face covering her in jelly beans*
-Fluffy Mono- Nasty man!!!!!!! nasty.
-Snake-hey look its me... on Tv.......??????
-Me- all things in the *s are the tv talking sounds.
*Enemy sighted*
-Snake-Ah!!!!!!!
*your sitting to far away from the Tv*
-Snake- really?
*No!!!!!*
-Snake-ahhhhhh Im stuck in a locker!!!!!!!!!! uhhh pretty lady......
*Snap snap snap*
-Snake-ill make doubles for mother.
-Sormem-yeyyyyyyyyyyy im crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heyy wait... if your who???..... which snake are you?
-Snake-ummm... im not sure...... I think im solid...
-Sormem- ohh....ohhhhhhhhhh!!!!...wait then if your solid then liquid is.....
-Snake- oh thats mi homie...
-Sormem- then umm whose Gas?.. you know.. Solid, Liquid, Gas......
-Snake-*anime tear drop*.......ummm ill get back to you on that.........back to the game.... Hey look at this you can put darts in this guys face.. over and over and over again..........Ahh wa the!!!!! whose he......ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooo wheres me????????? ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-James-I think ill end it here....oh and that button in the end of the last chap... it was important very important.......
-Soria-I had a shorty part!!!!!!!!!! You must die!!!!!!!!! I need a bigger part in the story!!!!!
-James-sorry but you came in late ....so.......... no no no!!!!! ahhhhhh...
*Soria stabs him with a pizza table thing*
-Me-ow....*sits on small pizza table then it breaks and he falls* ..ow.......
-Sormem-whoaaaaaaaaaa whose a fishstick????.... time to go out on the townn hey heheheh.. hey look... I didnt realize this key in my boxers..... hehehhhhh..... uh yaz!
******************In the Next chapter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!yea*******************
-What will Sormem do with this new Toy he found?
-What will happen to Traverse Town with Sormem on the hunt?
-When will Cid and Cloud join the fun?
-Who are they chasing?
-Whats or Who is other half of Soria?
-What does this Important Button do???
-heh heh I guess you have to read the next chapter now!!!!!!!! unless you dont want to... because.. then... ill be sad... but I have other storys to work on in fictionpress sooo ill get back to you later........Review please!!!!!!!!!!
***Read and Review Please, I want to know what you think of my writing and how it can be better.. I need pointers!!!!!! no not chicken fingers but that would work too......
-I told you all this would be stupid!!!!!!!!!! bbbbwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaahehehhehehehhehehehehh!!!!!!!!!!
*****Special Thanks to Brad and Posi-Riku for Good stuff and Thank you to all my reviews and readers who keep me.....sane......... and special thanks to the people who defend me against the evil flames of Doom!!!! Thank you all and Good Night!!!*****
yea...
***This was An .A.S.S. Production.... An Ass-ociate with Kainsfury Productions.***
***El Fin***
-Sono una tazza de te!
*Email Me at: Ace247007@nyc.rr.com*
-Tell me your ides or just talk to the creator of this wonder-full of poo story!!!!-
- du?
**********************Mooched Potatas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***************************
By: The AngryStupidScientist and Co.
-By Co. I mean my imaginary friends..... Hi Steve!!!!!!!!!
*Chap # ummm 7 ?*
-yes mooched indeed.... anyway I guess I will get this over with all ready but be prepared for insane idioticness and whatnot sooooo dont say I didnt tell ya!!!!
***************Where we last left our gang of Super Doers....***********************
-Super Yuffie- Is Doers even a word????.... I have the power!!!!!!!!!!!!! to umm..... have gas?
-Super Sormem- my name changes alot doesnt it... doesnt it!!!!!!!! whooo hehehhe wait im stupid yeyy!!!!!!!!!du dads!!!!! my power is poo!!!!!! hahahhahehhehehhooooooooooooooo...
-Super Kidd- Arse!!!!!!!!!! mi powers to shake steak!!!!! hu yaz!!!!! arse!!!!!!
-Super Me- of course !!!! I didnt die.... nope....and my power is too erase myself because im a chalkboard!!!!!!!!!!! yeyyyyy
-Super Snake- mi power!!!!!! is...... umm to play chess !!!!!!!! hahahha Im the best!!!!! time to compete!!!!!!
-James- I dont have a power because ...umm Im the writer and thats my power the greasiest power of them all!!!!!!!!
-All-really....... I dont think soo......we are better!!!!!!
-James-really... well time to teach you folks a lesson!!!!!! about writing!!!!!!
*.R.R.T.*- plays the abc song in Spanish and Pudding*
*Ah Be Ce De A Fef Dep K Lo Mnm Npk Pot Chi Qu 9 42 Xz Ki Pots Canz Du 6 Fak Jij Ze!!!!!! Nowa I a Gotta Go a Poo go awaya and learn a some a engles!!!!!!*
-All- AHRG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are learning!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH make it stop make it Stop!!!!!!!!!!!
-James-well at least I didnt play the Barney version or your heads would explode and my story would end..... wait thats good...
-Kidd-ok now that over with .. lets go find Cid soo we can get Yuffie back to... umm.. normal.... shes starting to smell really bad....really!
-Yuffie- good idea! but I miss the punch line...
-Batman-here it is...*punches her in the face*
-Yuffie-owwies!!!!!!!!
-Yuna- This will help!!!!!! *throws a burning piece of wood on her fuzzy head*
-Kidd- hey!! where did you come from?
-Yuna-hmm good point.....Im not sure I think I have to find Cid also because ummm I w3ant too.
*In Background you see Yuffie running around on fire screaming*
-Sormem-Copycat...
-Yuna-shutya up!!!! I have a rod and I swirl it.. really fast really fast oh yeah.
-All- ohh.... so scary...
*Yuna whips them al with her magically spinning wand...........of Doom!!!!!
-All-owies....
*In Background you see Yuffie still running around on fire screaming which is first? roll and drop? or drop and roll? ahhh!!!!! sooo confused!!!!!!*
-Kidd- lets move on.....we got everyone??
-Me-the buddy system never fails!!!!
-Sormem- except that time......
*James makes a phone call and Vincent snipers him in his big toe.*
-Sormem- ...when.... AHHHHHHHH HOLY WOOLLLY MOLES!!!!!!! AHRG!!!!! mi veal its ruined ill never be a man!!!!!!!
*In Background you see Yuffie running and still more running and running on fire and still more running untill...... she walks into a tree and flys away...*
-Kidd-*still counting on her toes* - hmm after extreme work and logic I realized that I am one hot momma!!!!!! and were missing Cloud.....lets go!!!!!!!!
-Yuffie *flying in the air*- hehehhe woooohhhhhhhhhse!!!!!!!!!!!
-Snake-Wait were missing Cloud!!!! nooooooo not him!!!!!!!!!!!! he was like a son or daughter to me..... wait he was my.....*anime fall*
*They all Fly away into the sun a melt like a microwave in my sock*
*****Mean-While*****
-Super Cid- F@%#$%^$ ing kids these days.........I gotta power ohh yea!!!!!!!! its to eat noodles!!!!! lots of em!!!!!!
-Super Cloud- Ummm I think the super thingy ended a lonnnggggggg time ago... but any way my super power is to Stab people in their face!!!!!!!! uhhhh yeas!!!!
-Cid- ok sooo lets go back to Traverse Town and ill show you my catty and wife and kids.. ya dam straight!
-Cloud-to traverse town!!!!!!!... wait didnt it get destroyed by some shower or something....?????
-Cid-ohhh yeahhhhhh I guess we have to use the time warp and go into the past.... lets go fid Batman and Cheese they own the timehole company.
-Cloud- didnt they get separated or something???
-Cid-ohh yeah... cheese must be worried and crying and such... hes probably at the mall shopping his worries away...
-James- at the mall......
-Cloud- ohhhhhh can I get this???!!!!!!!? and that and that and that and th...a....................
-Cid- no, no, no, yes, no, no, maybe when your older, no, yes and no......huh?.................ohh.......
*both of them drool over a hot pizza on the floor while they stare helpless at the Ulitma Mega Poothang Do Hicky Magic Alpha Ulitma umm..... Special Limited Edition Flying umm... Thing.....
-Cloud and Cid- OHHHHHHHH BABY OH BABY!!!!!!!
* Then a random guy takes the super thingy and walks away with it...*
-Cid-heyyy you F@$@#%% ing guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Cloud-Errrrrrrr....... Come back here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Both of them run after the yellow man into the horizon*
*Just then Yuffie crashes through the mall roof*
-Yuffie-wepp eey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was fun... umm hey where is everyone...??????? nooooo im alone..... just like James untill...... well thats another story but... umm......Nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Batman-heres a tissue honey poo..
-Yuffie- thankumz.......hey where you come from????
-Batman- I own the Timehole company.. soo I can travel anywhere on my time miles.
-Yuffie-oh ok.....soo lets go home.... or to traverse town at least.....
-Batman-here we go Captain!!!!!!!!!!!! *Timehole stuff opens and yeah they leave*
-Me-Boring!!!!!!!!!!
-Soria-Yey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im back and I got over my XD And XP disease plus im taking medicine for the lol syndrome ....wooo yaz!!!!!!!!!!
-James-mucho better!!!
*Batman and Yuff Yuff land on top of a house in Traverse town*
-Yuffie-nooo stupid nick names!!!!!!!!!!!.. hey I think I broke something....
-Batman-its just some wooden doll... its ok....
-Random Bug-nooo my daddy go poof!!!!!!
*.R.T.T.*-plays sad music and curtains close*
-Soria-hahahah ok.........good play mi friend good indeed.
-Me-time to pack up the boogies and go on with the din din...
-Yuffie-hey!! can you bring my peeps here too?
-Batman-that would cost ya........
-Yuffie-you doo realize im a giant pink behemoth in a bad mood with fat jokes....right?
-Batman-goood point....... of to the city I go!!!!!!
*154456 hours later*
-All- holas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Yuffie-yeyyyyyyyyy now that were all here........... Party!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Kidd-we are still missing Cloud.......aw.......and umm.......umm........I forgot.......
-Snake-ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Kidd-no thats not it.... oh well...........
-James- is there a plot... no!!! why are you reading then? ask yourself..... and to prove my word heres some ideas from my reviews....
-Snake-Party!!!!!!!!!!!! hey look a can of unwanted soda... mmmm carbonated sodas..........hey look a PS2!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Snake throws away soda and yuffie catches it*
-Yuffie-Touchdown!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! booooooo ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Yuffie opens it with her toes and........*
-Yuffie-??????
*Nothing thats what!!!!!!!!*
-Yuffie- but I Hungey!!!!!!!!
-Soda- you be quiet missy!!!!!
-Snake-yes sir!
*Delayed reaction*
-Yuffie-Huh?.....
*Soda explodes in her face covering her in jelly beans*
-Fluffy Mono- Nasty man!!!!!!! nasty.
-Snake-hey look its me... on Tv.......??????
-Me- all things in the *s are the tv talking sounds.
*Enemy sighted*
-Snake-Ah!!!!!!!
*your sitting to far away from the Tv*
-Snake- really?
*No!!!!!*
-Snake-ahhhhhh Im stuck in a locker!!!!!!!!!! uhhh pretty lady......
*Snap snap snap*
-Snake-ill make doubles for mother.
-Sormem-yeyyyyyyyyyyy im crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heyy wait... if your who???..... which snake are you?
-Snake-ummm... im not sure...... I think im solid...
-Sormem- ohh....ohhhhhhhhhh!!!!...wait then if your solid then liquid is.....
-Snake- oh thats mi homie...
-Sormem- then umm whose Gas?.. you know.. Solid, Liquid, Gas......
-Snake-*anime tear drop*.......ummm ill get back to you on that.........back to the game.... Hey look at this you can put darts in this guys face.. over and over and over again..........Ahh wa the!!!!! whose he......ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooo wheres me????????? ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-James-I think ill end it here....oh and that button in the end of the last chap... it was important very important.......
-Soria-I had a shorty part!!!!!!!!!! You must die!!!!!!!!! I need a bigger part in the story!!!!!
-James-sorry but you came in late ....so.......... no no no!!!!! ahhhhhh...
*Soria stabs him with a pizza table thing*
-Me-ow....*sits on small pizza table then it breaks and he falls* ..ow.......
-Sormem-whoaaaaaaaaaa whose a fishstick????.... time to go out on the townn hey heheheh.. hey look... I didnt realize this key in my boxers..... hehehhhhh..... uh yaz!
******************In the Next chapter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!yea*******************
-What will Sormem do with this new Toy he found?
-What will happen to Traverse Town with Sormem on the hunt?
-When will Cid and Cloud join the fun?
-Who are they chasing?
-Whats or Who is other half of Soria?
-What does this Important Button do???
-heh heh I guess you have to read the next chapter now!!!!!!!! unless you dont want to... because.. then... ill be sad... but I have other storys to work on in fictionpress sooo ill get back to you later........Review please!!!!!!!!!!
***Read and Review Please, I want to know what you think of my writing and how it can be better.. I need pointers!!!!!! no not chicken fingers but that would work too......
-I told you all this would be stupid!!!!!!!!!! bbbbwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaahehehhehehehhehehehehh!!!!!!!!!!
*****Special Thanks to Brad and Posi-Riku for Good stuff and Thank you to all my reviews and readers who keep me.....sane......... and special thanks to the people who defend me against the evil flames of Doom!!!! Thank you all and Good Night!!!*****
yea...
***This was An .A.S.S. Production.... An Ass-ociate with Kainsfury Productions.***
***El Fin***
-Sono una tazza de te!
*Email Me at: Ace247007@nyc.rr.com*
-Tell me your ides or just talk to the creator of this wonder-full of poo story!!!!-
- du?