*Disclaimer*: I dont not own umm kingdom hearts or anything thats smells like
bacon...BACON!!! ok on with this crazy randomness.......oh I dont own cowboy bebop either!!!or mortal combat.
*************The Mashed Potatos Saga*************
By: The AngryStupidScientist and Co.
-Soria-yo you smelly dodo!!
-me-forget you heard anything....
-Yuff-Yuff- okas then!!!!
*Chap. #8 *
-wow... Im almost done with the story.... Yey!! 2 more chaps to go!
-Cloud- cool..... soo in this chap whats gonna happen...????
-Me- well lots of stuff but its mainly gonna be really random stuff like screaming out moody lamppost!!!!!!!!! at random times....
-Cloud-okkk......then.. on with the shoe I guess.....yes I said shoe....
*****Mean-while*****
-Cloud-nooo I needed to cross the meanwhile!!!!!!!....umm wait I just did.... freaky........ok time to find my so called friends...
*In the morning the following events took place...*
-Ed-wooooooo hooooooo!!!!!!! I made a diaper change!!!!!
*those were not the events*
-Kidd- soo now that we are all here, lets go find Cid together!!!!!
*Kidd locks everyone together in a big rubber ball chain*
-Cloud- hey I cant feel my heart.... is that bad??
-Yuff-Yuff- maybe...
-Kidd- it would help if Yuff-Yuff wasnt sooooo big and hairy and... umm hairy.... oh yea.....
-Yuff-Yuff- You dare look at me like that and ill eat you whole.
-Ed-kitty fight!!!
*The ground shakes and a battle arena pops up*
-Me- im the referee!!! ok todays match shall be between Yuff-Yuff the behemoth and Kidd the hotness......Fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**.R.T.T.**
-Yuff-Yuff-hu ya!!!!!!! *does a horn laser thing*
-Kidd- *dodge*
-Yuff-Yuff- hey my names Yuffie...stupid nicknames...!!!!!
-Kidd- hmm *does hotshot*
-Yuff-Yuff-ahhh it burns!!!!! *all her hair gets burnt off and she looks like a ferret*
-Me- Finish her!!!
*Monkeytality*
-Kidd- hiiiiiiiii ya!!!!!!!!!
*Monkey fly around and pick yuffie up and drop her in a bowl of freaky turkeyham*
-Me-winner!!!!!!!!..thats was sure random....
*Yuffie comes out of the turkeyham, slaps Cloud and they are continue there journey onwards*
-Cid-anywayyyy...........
-Cloud-where did you come from?
-Cid-Im not sure......
-Cloud-well now that your here... fix Yuffie and get me my memory.
-Cid- hey you F-@%#$%^-ing kids!!! Im not a F-$&(!@@$56-ing magic man!!!!
-Me-now you are!!!
*Cid is now dressed up in a white mage costume*
-Cid- Ahh S-@#%^-T!!!!!!!!!!
-Kidd- You know I want Icecream!!!!
-All- I do??
-Cid-fine here goes my F-&%^@-ing magic thing....... hum humar zoot zoot!!!!!
*everyone is turned into mashed potatoes*
-Ed- Cid made a boo boo and Spike smells like poo poo!
-All-yea..... anyway....
-Cloud-yeyy im not a potato!!!!!
-Cid-umm I didnt do nothin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Cid runs away with the spoon and a cow farts on a highchair*
-Chair-imm sooo high.....er than a piece of melon....
-Cloud-hey now I remember what I have to do.... I hate you all...
-me-okk its time to explain things... ok Cloud is now back to his *normal* state of mind and hates everybody ( like in the 2nd chapter). But he lost his memory, but now he remember what his meaning is... its to kill the great Sep.............
-Cloud-*intruding* Hey I hate you the most!!!! *stabs me in the face*
-Me-Ahh just like olde times... good times... good times.... .
-Cloud- now to find him....
-Blop of mashed potatos- hey!!! come back!!! ahh!!!!
*the blop of mashed potatos rolls away into the traverse town.....umm... town.*
****Mean-while a crazy man with a house key rampages the town****
-Sormen-woohehehhe yayyyyasssssssssssssssss oh yea fluffy mono fluffy pirate woooo hooo i gotta go to the, whats a drain pipe?????????
-moogle-well... theres no need for this box anymore...
-Riku-hey theres a person in this box ya know!!!
-Sormem- ahhh noo not now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGH!!!!!!!!!!!! nooo!!!!!
*things go dark and thunder strikes a squirrel and diapers go brown*
-Sormem-ahh crappy du daads!!!!
*Sormem gets spilt into 2 people ( remember he is a mix of sora and ansem... good vs. evil.....)*
-Ansem- WooooooooooooooO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh yeah thats mucho better!!!!!! now to go pee pee....
-Sora- hey where did I get this big butt?....
-Ansem- huh?... why isnt my pee all evil...umm.....huh?....noooo!!!!!!!
-Sora-oh great I got all your evil semen in my butt....this is just great....
-Ansem-ahhhhh craps!!!! now my mom is gonna kill me....noo mommy!!!!! I didnt mean to lose all your semen!!! No mommy not the british accent...noooo!!!!!!!
-Sora-ummm im not gonna ask why your talking to your feet....
Hi Steve!
-Sora-yea... anywho im going to go smashing stuff... its a smashing good time...
*Sora takes out his car key and smashes some barrels untill he finds a quite smelly barrel...*
-Riku-Hey I hear something.... hmm... hello?
-Sora-ahhh it talks!!!! I must kill it then!!!!
-Riku-yeyy freedom time!!!!!
*Cloud comes out of an alleyway*
-Sora-smashing time!!!!!
*Sora starts his Ragnarok*
-Cloud- NooooooooooooO!!!!!!!!!!
*Cloud does the dramatic leap of death thing*
-Riku-yesssssss!!!!!!!
-Cloud-Nooooooo!!!!!!
*Sora completes his Ragnarok and is about to attack*
*In the next chapter of this thingy..umm story...*
-who is Cloud looking for?
-will the group of characters ever return to there time?
-2 more chaps to go... will I ever get more reviews?
-who is this Sep......
***El Fin***
*An .A.S.S. Production... an Ass-ociate with Kainsfury Productions.*
-thank you for reading and since your done reading... can you please review..I know you want to push the button... please... I dont care what you say.. I just want some reviews.... ok then time to go eat some french carrots.... opps.. I mean freedom carrots.....
du?
bacon...BACON!!! ok on with this crazy randomness.......oh I dont own cowboy bebop either!!!or mortal combat.
*************The Mashed Potatos Saga*************
By: The AngryStupidScientist and Co.
-Soria-yo you smelly dodo!!
-me-forget you heard anything....
-Yuff-Yuff- okas then!!!!
*Chap. #8 *
-wow... Im almost done with the story.... Yey!! 2 more chaps to go!
-Cloud- cool..... soo in this chap whats gonna happen...????
-Me- well lots of stuff but its mainly gonna be really random stuff like screaming out moody lamppost!!!!!!!!! at random times....
-Cloud-okkk......then.. on with the shoe I guess.....yes I said shoe....
*****Mean-while*****
-Cloud-nooo I needed to cross the meanwhile!!!!!!!....umm wait I just did.... freaky........ok time to find my so called friends...
*In the morning the following events took place...*
-Ed-wooooooo hooooooo!!!!!!! I made a diaper change!!!!!
*those were not the events*
-Kidd- soo now that we are all here, lets go find Cid together!!!!!
*Kidd locks everyone together in a big rubber ball chain*
-Cloud- hey I cant feel my heart.... is that bad??
-Yuff-Yuff- maybe...
-Kidd- it would help if Yuff-Yuff wasnt sooooo big and hairy and... umm hairy.... oh yea.....
-Yuff-Yuff- You dare look at me like that and ill eat you whole.
-Ed-kitty fight!!!
*The ground shakes and a battle arena pops up*
-Me- im the referee!!! ok todays match shall be between Yuff-Yuff the behemoth and Kidd the hotness......Fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**.R.T.T.**
-Yuff-Yuff-hu ya!!!!!!! *does a horn laser thing*
-Kidd- *dodge*
-Yuff-Yuff- hey my names Yuffie...stupid nicknames...!!!!!
-Kidd- hmm *does hotshot*
-Yuff-Yuff-ahhh it burns!!!!! *all her hair gets burnt off and she looks like a ferret*
-Me- Finish her!!!
*Monkeytality*
-Kidd- hiiiiiiiii ya!!!!!!!!!
*Monkey fly around and pick yuffie up and drop her in a bowl of freaky turkeyham*
-Me-winner!!!!!!!!..thats was sure random....
*Yuffie comes out of the turkeyham, slaps Cloud and they are continue there journey onwards*
-Cid-anywayyyy...........
-Cloud-where did you come from?
-Cid-Im not sure......
-Cloud-well now that your here... fix Yuffie and get me my memory.
-Cid- hey you F-@%#$%^-ing kids!!! Im not a F-$&(!@@$56-ing magic man!!!!
-Me-now you are!!!
*Cid is now dressed up in a white mage costume*
-Cid- Ahh S-@#%^-T!!!!!!!!!!
-Kidd- You know I want Icecream!!!!
-All- I do??
-Cid-fine here goes my F-&%^@-ing magic thing....... hum humar zoot zoot!!!!!
*everyone is turned into mashed potatoes*
-Ed- Cid made a boo boo and Spike smells like poo poo!
-All-yea..... anyway....
-Cloud-yeyy im not a potato!!!!!
-Cid-umm I didnt do nothin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Cid runs away with the spoon and a cow farts on a highchair*
-Chair-imm sooo high.....er than a piece of melon....
-Cloud-hey now I remember what I have to do.... I hate you all...
-me-okk its time to explain things... ok Cloud is now back to his *normal* state of mind and hates everybody ( like in the 2nd chapter). But he lost his memory, but now he remember what his meaning is... its to kill the great Sep.............
-Cloud-*intruding* Hey I hate you the most!!!! *stabs me in the face*
-Me-Ahh just like olde times... good times... good times.... .
-Cloud- now to find him....
-Blop of mashed potatos- hey!!! come back!!! ahh!!!!
*the blop of mashed potatos rolls away into the traverse town.....umm... town.*
****Mean-while a crazy man with a house key rampages the town****
-Sormen-woohehehhe yayyyyasssssssssssssssss oh yea fluffy mono fluffy pirate woooo hooo i gotta go to the, whats a drain pipe?????????
-moogle-well... theres no need for this box anymore...
-Riku-hey theres a person in this box ya know!!!
-Sormem- ahhh noo not now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGH!!!!!!!!!!!! nooo!!!!!
*things go dark and thunder strikes a squirrel and diapers go brown*
-Sormem-ahh crappy du daads!!!!
*Sormem gets spilt into 2 people ( remember he is a mix of sora and ansem... good vs. evil.....)*
-Ansem- WooooooooooooooO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh yeah thats mucho better!!!!!! now to go pee pee....
-Sora- hey where did I get this big butt?....
-Ansem- huh?... why isnt my pee all evil...umm.....huh?....noooo!!!!!!!
-Sora-oh great I got all your evil semen in my butt....this is just great....
-Ansem-ahhhhh craps!!!! now my mom is gonna kill me....noo mommy!!!!! I didnt mean to lose all your semen!!! No mommy not the british accent...noooo!!!!!!!
-Sora-ummm im not gonna ask why your talking to your feet....
Hi Steve!
-Sora-yea... anywho im going to go smashing stuff... its a smashing good time...
*Sora takes out his car key and smashes some barrels untill he finds a quite smelly barrel...*
-Riku-Hey I hear something.... hmm... hello?
-Sora-ahhh it talks!!!! I must kill it then!!!!
-Riku-yeyy freedom time!!!!!
*Cloud comes out of an alleyway*
-Sora-smashing time!!!!!
*Sora starts his Ragnarok*
-Cloud- NooooooooooooO!!!!!!!!!!
*Cloud does the dramatic leap of death thing*
-Riku-yesssssss!!!!!!!
-Cloud-Nooooooo!!!!!!
*Sora completes his Ragnarok and is about to attack*
*In the next chapter of this thingy..umm story...*
-who is Cloud looking for?
-will the group of characters ever return to there time?
-2 more chaps to go... will I ever get more reviews?
-who is this Sep......
***El Fin***
*An .A.S.S. Production... an Ass-ociate with Kainsfury Productions.*
-thank you for reading and since your done reading... can you please review..I know you want to push the button... please... I dont care what you say.. I just want some reviews.... ok then time to go eat some french carrots.... opps.. I mean freedom carrots.....
du?