-Disclaimer- wooow i haven't wrote nothing for a long time now! must write! ok on with this dingy... i dont own kingdom hearts, paul is playing it! ummm i dont own... metal gear solid or pong or Broadway, yum. I dont own subway, lucky me... or
*The mashed potatos of this story*
soo we come to end to this anti plot madness soon, how sad, but do not fear! i shall write again! someday, like in a few seconds or something..... I dont know! ok anywho ummm i dont care were we are in the story! ahh i dont feel like writing anymore! must...write!... hmm ook here we go then, prepare for no plot stupidity! yey?
*chap-9? i dunno*
*big boom*
-me-hmm maybe ill end this story quick.. ok i guess i have to read the other storys now, dam.....
-Riku-shutup! i must be free!
-me- fine, were all gonna die anyway...shh!!!!
*sora hits the barrel thing with his...big key*
*dust, lots and lots of poo go flying everywhere and the no one can see a thing*
-James- I cant see a thing
-me- well yeah...
-Riku-yeyy!!!
*still cant see anything*
-Cloud-oh well..i guess i tried....
-me-who hasn't...
*Commercial*- Hello to all! I am the writer and i sorta gave up on this chapter long ago but now im back to complete what i have started, i have a bad memory so i dont quite know what im completing and my spelling and grammar is bad so bear with me! oh and buy my products!!!!!!! *and the commercial ends*
*the dust clears....finally*
-James- I can see a faint object, looks like pasta, i like pasta! *goes home and eats some pasta*
*metal gear solid skateboarding theme plays and everyone picks up a skateboard and starts playing pong.*
-Riku- whoo im winning oh yeah, whose cumpleanos? not mine, not yours, but mine, not mine, whoo!
-Cloud- nooo, wait the dust cleared and i can see again!
-Sora- hehe I made a big boom bomm heh
-Riku- No longer am i trapped inside that stupid barrel! whooooooooo!!!!! I am now freeeeeee!!!!!
*long pause*
-Riku- ummm why do I still feel claustropic?
-Cloud- Because without the barrel, you are nothing!!!!! and thats not your case of claustropic thats making you feel weird, its the fact your nakey is why you feel so weird.
-Sora- Whoo wet T-shirt contest! I win I win!!!!!!!!!!
-Cid- WHERE????
-Cloud-where did you come from?
-Cid-umm I dunno, i just felt like coming to the wet T-shirt contest. I got a 6-pack look at my sexy bod!!!!
-Riku- *grabs a pile of poo, makes a moo-moo out of it and put it on.* Not nakey no more!!!!!!!!!
-Sora- Stinky like mi gato whoo whoo dance dance.
-Riku- I believe im used to this smell. Ive only been trapped in that barrel for like the whole story!!!!
-me- heh,a joke, not funny but a joke it was, heh heh... pasta?
-Riku- not funny at all!!!!!!!!!!! *gets really mad and well yeah.. sorta levels up and evolves into some giant poo licking portapotty gray fungus sleeping willow tree of a monster that you see on the toenail channel of cable television in new mexico.*
-Cloud- Screwed we are, yes screwed like a pineapple oh so much like a pineapple, du da de.
-Sora- hey thats my poppie! mine, it came outta my butt mine! Give it back..no fair* goes into a 3-year old rage* MINE MINE MINE MINEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
-Cloud-shutup.
-Sora-..but my...po..poo..poopie?..
-Ansem- Ack! my evil, my precious evil! it was all in your butt and you had to just poop it out just when Riku evolved didnt you?? Now Riku has all my evil mixed with his anger so were screwed ahhh such cruel fate, lets go paint our nails. *Ansem goes off and well lets just say he now stars in a Broadway play of Tuesdays with Ansem.*
-Sora- hmm true my butt does feel smaller...But not in these pants!
-Monster Riku- Me evil, hmm well I do have a feeling for eating at subway...
-All- AHH!!!!!!!!!! not only has he become a evil evil monster but hes crazy tooo!!!!!!!!! ahachhhhhhhhh! poiuytrewq!!!!!!! save me senor qwerty!
-senor qwerty- No. But I will add fries with that.
*A blob of mashed potatoes that basically makes up yuff-yuff, Ed, etc.. and just for the heck of it batman and cheese get back together and form an intimate bond of love and pasta and well yeah... this blob appears over the city of traverse town, yes the city of a town.*
-Cid- Ive been searching for tomorrow.
-Blob- we shall defeat you senior monster riku!!!!!!!!
-Monster Riku- My names charlie! why cant anyone get it right?????
-Cloud- Because no one cares, no one, nope not anyone cares, everyone lives their own life, no time for me, just plain olde lonely me, alone darkness, urine, all alone.... *rambles off*
*Cloud eventually just wanders into a forest filled with mystery...fun*
-Gnomes- Hey hey lookie there!! hey hey lookie there!!! a cloud! a cloud! lets jump! lets play! we shall have fun all day hey hey!!
-Cloud- hey heyy lookie there!!! hey hey lookie there!!! A gnome a gnome! hey hey lookie here!! hey hey lookie here!! my sword my sword, oh how its sharp would you like a feel? hey hey I sigh I sigh, hey hey guess the time!?!? hey hey guess the time?!?!?!
-Gnomes- its about 3 am according to the eastern standard time, but about going 11 am in the....
-Cloud- (interrupting) HEY HEY! I KNOW THE TIME I KNOW! time to die. oh yes! time to die.
-Gnomes- tea time?
*Omislash*
-Gnomes- ....would..you....lik..e 2...lumps..or...3.....*dies*
-Cloud- 49!!!!
*A mysterious figure appears before Cloud*
-Cloud- The great Sep.....
-Mysterious figure- (interrupting) Hi Clod!!!
-Cloud- Its cloud!!!! goshdannit!!!!!!!!
*Meanwhile at..yes... the city of traverse town...*
*.R.T.T.*
*I believe in a thing called love plays as everyone does the polka*
-James- (with a mouth full of pasta) du da de.
*So ends the chapter of 9*
ONE MORE CHAP TO GO CHAPS!!!!!!!!!!!
--In the nest chapiepoo?--
-Who is the mystery guy?
-Will I ever actually finish this series?
-Will I ever get another review??
-What will happen between the blob and ÒcharlieÓ? fight fight fight!
-Will I ever get over stuff and go on living my life without living in the past, will I get over her? will I ever get over this depression? What will I do when my mother dies too? where will i live? what will become of me.....umm okie got a little toooo personal there..umm next question!
-Will my grammar approve?
-no.
***********El Fin**********
*The mashed potatos of this story*
soo we come to end to this anti plot madness soon, how sad, but do not fear! i shall write again! someday, like in a few seconds or something..... I dont know! ok anywho ummm i dont care were we are in the story! ahh i dont feel like writing anymore! must...write!... hmm ook here we go then, prepare for no plot stupidity! yey?
*chap-9? i dunno*
*big boom*
-me-hmm maybe ill end this story quick.. ok i guess i have to read the other storys now, dam.....
-Riku-shutup! i must be free!
-me- fine, were all gonna die anyway...shh!!!!
*sora hits the barrel thing with his...big key*
*dust, lots and lots of poo go flying everywhere and the no one can see a thing*
-James- I cant see a thing
-me- well yeah...
-Riku-yeyy!!!
*still cant see anything*
-Cloud-oh well..i guess i tried....
-me-who hasn't...
*Commercial*- Hello to all! I am the writer and i sorta gave up on this chapter long ago but now im back to complete what i have started, i have a bad memory so i dont quite know what im completing and my spelling and grammar is bad so bear with me! oh and buy my products!!!!!!! *and the commercial ends*
*the dust clears....finally*
-James- I can see a faint object, looks like pasta, i like pasta! *goes home and eats some pasta*
*metal gear solid skateboarding theme plays and everyone picks up a skateboard and starts playing pong.*
-Riku- whoo im winning oh yeah, whose cumpleanos? not mine, not yours, but mine, not mine, whoo!
-Cloud- nooo, wait the dust cleared and i can see again!
-Sora- hehe I made a big boom bomm heh
-Riku- No longer am i trapped inside that stupid barrel! whooooooooo!!!!! I am now freeeeeee!!!!!
*long pause*
-Riku- ummm why do I still feel claustropic?
-Cloud- Because without the barrel, you are nothing!!!!! and thats not your case of claustropic thats making you feel weird, its the fact your nakey is why you feel so weird.
-Sora- Whoo wet T-shirt contest! I win I win!!!!!!!!!!
-Cid- WHERE????
-Cloud-where did you come from?
-Cid-umm I dunno, i just felt like coming to the wet T-shirt contest. I got a 6-pack look at my sexy bod!!!!
-Riku- *grabs a pile of poo, makes a moo-moo out of it and put it on.* Not nakey no more!!!!!!!!!
-Sora- Stinky like mi gato whoo whoo dance dance.
-Riku- I believe im used to this smell. Ive only been trapped in that barrel for like the whole story!!!!
-me- heh,a joke, not funny but a joke it was, heh heh... pasta?
-Riku- not funny at all!!!!!!!!!!! *gets really mad and well yeah.. sorta levels up and evolves into some giant poo licking portapotty gray fungus sleeping willow tree of a monster that you see on the toenail channel of cable television in new mexico.*
-Cloud- Screwed we are, yes screwed like a pineapple oh so much like a pineapple, du da de.
-Sora- hey thats my poppie! mine, it came outta my butt mine! Give it back..no fair* goes into a 3-year old rage* MINE MINE MINE MINEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
-Cloud-shutup.
-Sora-..but my...po..poo..poopie?..
-Ansem- Ack! my evil, my precious evil! it was all in your butt and you had to just poop it out just when Riku evolved didnt you?? Now Riku has all my evil mixed with his anger so were screwed ahhh such cruel fate, lets go paint our nails. *Ansem goes off and well lets just say he now stars in a Broadway play of Tuesdays with Ansem.*
-Sora- hmm true my butt does feel smaller...But not in these pants!
-Monster Riku- Me evil, hmm well I do have a feeling for eating at subway...
-All- AHH!!!!!!!!!! not only has he become a evil evil monster but hes crazy tooo!!!!!!!!! ahachhhhhhhhh! poiuytrewq!!!!!!! save me senor qwerty!
-senor qwerty- No. But I will add fries with that.
*A blob of mashed potatoes that basically makes up yuff-yuff, Ed, etc.. and just for the heck of it batman and cheese get back together and form an intimate bond of love and pasta and well yeah... this blob appears over the city of traverse town, yes the city of a town.*
-Cid- Ive been searching for tomorrow.
-Blob- we shall defeat you senior monster riku!!!!!!!!
-Monster Riku- My names charlie! why cant anyone get it right?????
-Cloud- Because no one cares, no one, nope not anyone cares, everyone lives their own life, no time for me, just plain olde lonely me, alone darkness, urine, all alone.... *rambles off*
*Cloud eventually just wanders into a forest filled with mystery...fun*
-Gnomes- Hey hey lookie there!! hey hey lookie there!!! a cloud! a cloud! lets jump! lets play! we shall have fun all day hey hey!!
-Cloud- hey heyy lookie there!!! hey hey lookie there!!! A gnome a gnome! hey hey lookie here!! hey hey lookie here!! my sword my sword, oh how its sharp would you like a feel? hey hey I sigh I sigh, hey hey guess the time!?!? hey hey guess the time?!?!?!
-Gnomes- its about 3 am according to the eastern standard time, but about going 11 am in the....
-Cloud- (interrupting) HEY HEY! I KNOW THE TIME I KNOW! time to die. oh yes! time to die.
-Gnomes- tea time?
*Omislash*
-Gnomes- ....would..you....lik..e 2...lumps..or...3.....*dies*
-Cloud- 49!!!!
*A mysterious figure appears before Cloud*
-Cloud- The great Sep.....
-Mysterious figure- (interrupting) Hi Clod!!!
-Cloud- Its cloud!!!! goshdannit!!!!!!!!
*Meanwhile at..yes... the city of traverse town...*
*.R.T.T.*
*I believe in a thing called love plays as everyone does the polka*
-James- (with a mouth full of pasta) du da de.
*So ends the chapter of 9*
ONE MORE CHAP TO GO CHAPS!!!!!!!!!!!
--In the nest chapiepoo?--
-Who is the mystery guy?
-Will I ever actually finish this series?
-Will I ever get another review??
-What will happen between the blob and ÒcharlieÓ? fight fight fight!
-Will I ever get over stuff and go on living my life without living in the past, will I get over her? will I ever get over this depression? What will I do when my mother dies too? where will i live? what will become of me.....umm okie got a little toooo personal there..umm next question!
-Will my grammar approve?
-no.
***********El Fin**********