Barbarian Babies

By: Crazie Isha

Isha Notes: It is the return of Isha's boring fan fiction! Yay for me! Anyways, it's my next DtB fic of doom and evilness! And Chuckles isn't the
villain!

About: After Uncle Oswidge is fed up with Dave, Candy, and Fang's constant fighting, he uses one of his spells to shut them up, but knowing Oswidge, he uses a spell that doesn't have the effect he wants it to. It turns them into babies. Now Oswidge is going to have to make sure the King and Queen
don't find out and take care of the babies all while trying to find a
reverse spell.

Chapter 2

(Narrator) "Now, the story continues with Oswidge going crazy trying to come up with a solution for this mad, crazy mess he got himself into."

'So, what should we do about this mad, crazy mess I got myself into?' Oswidge thought. 'There must be a way to change the kids back into their normal age before their parents find out and I walk away empty handed; meaning without my precious fudge!'

"Uncle Osidge! I got a idea!" Candy said. "Maybe you can call that Malsquando guy that was supposed to get rid of your hiccats but he never did. Maybe he knows how to change us back?"

"Are you crazy!? I can't call that guy because he'll keep rubbing in my face the fact that I'm not really a real wizard!"

"But Uncle Osidge! I don't want to be a baby forever!" Candy cried.

"Candy, you won't be a baby forever... hopefully. Chances are that you'll grow up again."

"I DON'T WANT TO WAIT TO GROW UP AGAIN!" Candy screamed. "It takes too long!"

"Calm down Candy! I think I know a way to change you back."

"You do? I hope you mean by 'you do' that you know somebody who does know the way to change us back!"

"Uhh. Yeah..." Oswidge sighed.

"Goodie! Now hurry up!"

(Narrator) "Then, seconds later, the crystal ball rang."

"Candy, can you get it?" Oswidge asked.

"Umm, hello Uncle Osidge! Have you forgotten that I'm a baby? Duh!"

"Oh fine, I'll get it!" "Hello?"

"Hello, this is the 'Back To Normal' company! Is the decision maker available?" the guy asked.

"What? What are you talking about? What decision maker? Bye!!" Oswidge said, shutting off the crystal ball.

"Who was it?" asked Candy.

"Oh, just some crazy loony from some 'Back To Normal' company..."

"UNCLE OSIDGE! That was the perfectest opptunty to get us changed back!"

"Ooopps... my bad..."

(Isha) "In the next chapter, Uncle Oswidge will try to call back the 'crazy loonies' and if that doesn't work... he'll go with his original plan to get in touch with the other person he was talking about. And by the way, incase you've noticed, the reason Oswidge, Opportunity, and other words are spelt wrong is because Candy (the baby) is saying them. After all, I get that idea from the babies on Rugrats... lol!"