Barbarian Babies
By: Crazie Isha
Isha Notes: It is the return of Isha's boring fan fiction! Yay for me! Anyways, it's my next DtB fic of doom and evilness! And Chuckles isn't the
villain!
About: Now; Dave, Fang, and Candy are babies. Candy is the only one that can talk though (remember; she's still the oldest). So Candy and Oswidge try to come up with a way to change them back before the parents find out.
Chapter 4
(Narrator) "Now, let me, the underpaid narrator, continue this story. We left off when Oswidge called his old wizard school 'friend' Norman Back, who just so happened, owns the 'Back to Normal' company. Go figure. Now, let's get to the characters of this story who seem they can't do anything right."
"Owwww! My feet!" Oswidge complained. "Why must I walk and push a carriage around. AND WHY CAN'T YOU HELP ME FAFFY! You're not a baby! The least you can do is offer a hand to me!" Faffy just replied with loud squeaking and gibberish.
"Oh finally! We're here!" Oswidge said, relieved.
"Yeah, I'm glad to be here too! WHY COULDN'T YOU LEFT ME AT THE CASTLE! I'm don't need to be changed back you know!" Lula said.
"Geez Lula, the reason you're here is because Dave won't let go of you. He's squeezing you as if you were a stuffed animal or something. And he's sleeping! You don't want to disturb him; do you?" Oswidge explained.
"I hate you people..." Lula whispered, causing Dave to wake up.
"Now see what you did Lula! You woke Dave up!" Oswidge said.
Then, a man opened the door and came out. "What's all that annoying sound outside my house for? Oh, it's Oswidge! Good to see you old pal! I thought you were banished from using your magic! And who are you talking and yelling at in a feminine voice? The babies?"
"Ahh... actually it's my nephew's enchanted sword that was talking." Oswidge said.
"Enchanted sword? Your young nephew shouldn't be playing with sharp weapons like that! He's only a baby!" Norman said.
"Ehh, the reason I came here was for you to change my nieces and nephew to normal..."
"And what about that pathetic flying beast?" said Norman, pointing to Faffy.
"Not him though. I think he was just born like that."
"Alrighty then, I come on in!" Norman said, letting everyone in; except poor Faffy. "Not you, you hideous monster! Be gone!" Then Norman used his magic to lock Faffy in a cage in his dirty basement.
"Ahh, now as we were doing... You want me to change them to normal; right?"
"Yes, that was the basic plan."
"Alright Mr. Oswidge. Hand me the babies and I'll be taking them to my magic laboratory!" Norman laughed manically.
"Umm, all you are doing is changing them back. Why do you need to take them to a lab?"
(Isha) "Okay, Chapter 4 ends here. You don't have to tell me, I know it's short! Chapter 5 will soon follow tomorrow since I am finally done with the stupid English project I had for about a month. Then, when I finish this, I will continue my DP fic, or my other DtB fic."
By: Crazie Isha
Isha Notes: It is the return of Isha's boring fan fiction! Yay for me! Anyways, it's my next DtB fic of doom and evilness! And Chuckles isn't the
villain!
About: Now; Dave, Fang, and Candy are babies. Candy is the only one that can talk though (remember; she's still the oldest). So Candy and Oswidge try to come up with a way to change them back before the parents find out.
Chapter 4
(Narrator) "Now, let me, the underpaid narrator, continue this story. We left off when Oswidge called his old wizard school 'friend' Norman Back, who just so happened, owns the 'Back to Normal' company. Go figure. Now, let's get to the characters of this story who seem they can't do anything right."
"Owwww! My feet!" Oswidge complained. "Why must I walk and push a carriage around. AND WHY CAN'T YOU HELP ME FAFFY! You're not a baby! The least you can do is offer a hand to me!" Faffy just replied with loud squeaking and gibberish.
"Oh finally! We're here!" Oswidge said, relieved.
"Yeah, I'm glad to be here too! WHY COULDN'T YOU LEFT ME AT THE CASTLE! I'm don't need to be changed back you know!" Lula said.
"Geez Lula, the reason you're here is because Dave won't let go of you. He's squeezing you as if you were a stuffed animal or something. And he's sleeping! You don't want to disturb him; do you?" Oswidge explained.
"I hate you people..." Lula whispered, causing Dave to wake up.
"Now see what you did Lula! You woke Dave up!" Oswidge said.
Then, a man opened the door and came out. "What's all that annoying sound outside my house for? Oh, it's Oswidge! Good to see you old pal! I thought you were banished from using your magic! And who are you talking and yelling at in a feminine voice? The babies?"
"Ahh... actually it's my nephew's enchanted sword that was talking." Oswidge said.
"Enchanted sword? Your young nephew shouldn't be playing with sharp weapons like that! He's only a baby!" Norman said.
"Ehh, the reason I came here was for you to change my nieces and nephew to normal..."
"And what about that pathetic flying beast?" said Norman, pointing to Faffy.
"Not him though. I think he was just born like that."
"Alrighty then, I come on in!" Norman said, letting everyone in; except poor Faffy. "Not you, you hideous monster! Be gone!" Then Norman used his magic to lock Faffy in a cage in his dirty basement.
"Ahh, now as we were doing... You want me to change them to normal; right?"
"Yes, that was the basic plan."
"Alright Mr. Oswidge. Hand me the babies and I'll be taking them to my magic laboratory!" Norman laughed manically.
"Umm, all you are doing is changing them back. Why do you need to take them to a lab?"
(Isha) "Okay, Chapter 4 ends here. You don't have to tell me, I know it's short! Chapter 5 will soon follow tomorrow since I am finally done with the stupid English project I had for about a month. Then, when I finish this, I will continue my DP fic, or my other DtB fic."