Harry fell out of the sky and landed on his elbow. He said, "Ow, my elbow." He looked up and saw the giant potato looking him in the face. He said, "Damn". Then the giant potato killed him again.

Meanwhile in the raw sewage: Ron was still hiding.

Back where the giant potato monster is:

"I will defeat you spawn of Satan!" said Cactus Boy: Lord of the Dance and his trusty side kick Waffle Man: King of the Penguins. "We will defeat you with the power of prickly dance and syrup" cried out Cactus Boy as he charged at the giant potato whom had a devilishness only matched by Oprah. The giant potato monster then said, "POTATO!!" and Cactus Man fled leaving Waffle Man: King of the Penguins (play cheesy music) to fend for himself. "I will not run potato, I will make you sticky and kinda moist!"

Waffle Man pulled out his maple syrup of justice and squirted it at the giant potato. It looked at him for a minute then picked him up and ate him.

What will become of world now?! Find out in the next exciting chapter!