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Chapter 2: Trouble City, USA

Sango was sitting on a green velvet-feeling couch directly across from Draco, leering at him intently. Draco was giving her a charming smile.

"Why are you up so late? You need your beauty rest," Draco said to Sango.

"I don't need sleep; there's a such thing as coffee. I haven't slept in a week because coffee can sustain me," she explained, still leering at him evilly.

"All the more reason to go to sleep, because you'll come out more radiant than you already are," Draco retorted, smiling again.

"Aw, really touching. Go fuck yourself," she said with a scowl.

"Was that really necessary?" Draco asked, bringing a look of mock hurt upon his handsome face.

"More than necessary, you pig fucker," Sango said, and started reading a book.

"You have an attitude to match your beauty, my dear," he replied, almost sardonically.

"Look, I have a boyfriend," she said, glaring at him.

"Who is it? It better not be that moron teacher, or that dog-kid, because I'll kick both their asses," he said.

"What? EWWW! I don't like either one of them. His name is Sesshomaru. He doesn't go to this school. We talk on the phone now, and through email, and visit on days out of school. He's also a lot better looking than you, and probably a lot smarter, too. Not to mention he can kick your ass," she said, looking satisfied. "Now, if you don't mind, He should be on the internet, waiting for me to email him." With that, she pulled out a laptop, cast a spell on it, and started typing away.

Draco, looking over her shoulder, found his email, went to his bed, and pulled out a laptop. He emailed Sesshomaru, and told him to stay away from Sango. Now a clip from the chat Sango and Sesshomaru were having.

Sesshomaru: hey, Sango.

Sango: Hey. I really miss you. I really hate this school.

Sesshomaru: Hey, are you cheating on me? B/c some guy, his username is Dmalfoy, is emailing me telling me to stay away from you b/c you're his girl.

Sango: doesn't sound familiar...wait! Draco! I'm gonna kick his ass to Uranus and back. And, no, I'm not cheating on you.

Sesshomaru: Who's Draco? Isn't that Latin for dragon?

Sango: I suppose it is. He's this annoying blond kid that likes me. Miroku, as usual, won't stop grabbing my ass. But at least I can still talk to you.

Sesshomaru: We can't be boyfriend and girlfriend anymore. Too many people like you at your new school, and I don't want you cheating on me, so maybe when you come back we can start dating again.

Sango: okay, I guess that sounds reasonable. Bye.

Sesshomaru: bye.

Sesshomaru signed of at 2:36:27

Sango then ran into her bedroom and, heartbroken, fell asleep.

A/N: end of chappie 2. Like it? R/r plz!