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*Next morning*
"Oi, Sango, what the hell is wrong with you? Eat or I'll eat it for you!" shouted Inuyasha.
Sango sighed. "You always think of your stomach, don't you? Oh, yeah, I'm fine. Just fine..."
"There is no fucking way you can be fine! I can smell it," replied Inuyasha as he sniffed her back and arms.
"AAHH! Get the fuck off me you furry bastard!" screamed Sango as the entire room went quiet.
"What do you think you're doing?! Only I have the authorization to grope her! You're coming with me!" Miroku shouted as he dragged Inuyasha by the ears, which were disguised as hair that sticks up.
*the mens' bathroom*
"Miroku, I didn't touch her, I swear. I was just trying to find out what the hell was wrong with her," explained Inuyasha.
"First off, it's Professor Houshi to you; not Miroku. Second off, why would she scream at you if you were just trying to find out what's wrong with her. By the way, how were you trying to find all this out?" questioned Miroku.
"Well, you know how I can smell emotions?"
"Don't tell me you tried to smell her." Inuyasha simply nodded. "How could you do that?! You know how she hates that! She is only turned on when I sniff her, and that's only her hair, no where else! You tried to sniff her back and arms. No wonder she was pissed off!" ranted Miroku.
"Really, she says she despises it when people smell her, especially if it's you," Inuyasha replied innocently.
"Well, I'm not going to punish you seeing as you're my friend. You're dismissed."
*Meanwhile*
Draco, noticing what happened, snuck up behind her and cast a truth spell on her.
"Why are you so depressed?" asked Draco.
"Why would I- I'm depressed because Sesshoumaru broke up with me," replied Sango as she burst into tears.
Draco took her in his arms lovingly. Damn, she smells sexy! Thought Draco as he ran his fingers through her raven locks. She stiffened as she smacked him in the head, mumbling something that sounded suspiciously like "don't do that." Just then, Miroku walked in.
"Mr. Malfoy, would you be so kind as to drop my friend?" Draco let go of her. "Thank you, now please give us a little bit of privacy?" With that he led Sango to the teachers' lounge.
"Inuyasha explained the whole incident to me. What's so troubling for you?" Miroku queried as he embraced her lovingly.
"Sesshoumaru broke up with me. Am I that unlovable?" Sango replied, sobbing gently.
"Sssh. No, you are no where near unlovable. I mean, look at what you have. You have a multitude of friends that care about you, and, judging by the way Draco acts around you, a guy who loves no one but you. I don't even blame him, because you have the greatest personality in the world, plus you're drop-dead gorgeous." Miroku smiled and wiped away her tears. Then he kissed her forehead and his hand dropped to her butt.
"Hentai!" Sango exclaimed as she smacked his hand away. "You know how to ruin a wonderful moment. You'll never end your ways."
"There's the Sango I know. By the way, technically I have dibbs on groping you because we're engaged." Miroku smiled at her shocked expression.
"I-I- I'm WHAT?!" Sango yelled as her face reddened to ten shades deeper than usual.
"Do you not remember?"
*Flashback*
Miroku and Sango sat in a grassy field. (A/N: This is after she gets up to leave but falls on her knees. WARNING: Spoiler ahead. If you have not seen this episode, don't read it for your sake!)
"If we ever happen to defeat Naraku, would you live with me on a farm and bear my children?" asked Miroku.
Sango buried her face in her hands. "Yes," replied Sango.
"Really? Ten, or even twenty?" Miroku questioned, clasping her hands happily.
"Yes! Will you give up your lecherous ways?" Sango answered.
Miroku looked at her, his smile still glued to his face.
He's not going to give it up, is he? Sango thought.
*End of flashback*
"Oh, God, I did, didn't I?" Sango muttered, face buried in her hands because she was blushing so hard.
"It's okay if you don't want to at all. I mean, we can't get married until after you graduate from Hogwarts." Miroku looked at her, patiently waiting for a reply.
"Give me some time to think about it," replied Sango, almost inaudibly.
A/N: That's chapter 3. Please review.
*Next morning*
"Oi, Sango, what the hell is wrong with you? Eat or I'll eat it for you!" shouted Inuyasha.
Sango sighed. "You always think of your stomach, don't you? Oh, yeah, I'm fine. Just fine..."
"There is no fucking way you can be fine! I can smell it," replied Inuyasha as he sniffed her back and arms.
"AAHH! Get the fuck off me you furry bastard!" screamed Sango as the entire room went quiet.
"What do you think you're doing?! Only I have the authorization to grope her! You're coming with me!" Miroku shouted as he dragged Inuyasha by the ears, which were disguised as hair that sticks up.
*the mens' bathroom*
"Miroku, I didn't touch her, I swear. I was just trying to find out what the hell was wrong with her," explained Inuyasha.
"First off, it's Professor Houshi to you; not Miroku. Second off, why would she scream at you if you were just trying to find out what's wrong with her. By the way, how were you trying to find all this out?" questioned Miroku.
"Well, you know how I can smell emotions?"
"Don't tell me you tried to smell her." Inuyasha simply nodded. "How could you do that?! You know how she hates that! She is only turned on when I sniff her, and that's only her hair, no where else! You tried to sniff her back and arms. No wonder she was pissed off!" ranted Miroku.
"Really, she says she despises it when people smell her, especially if it's you," Inuyasha replied innocently.
"Well, I'm not going to punish you seeing as you're my friend. You're dismissed."
*Meanwhile*
Draco, noticing what happened, snuck up behind her and cast a truth spell on her.
"Why are you so depressed?" asked Draco.
"Why would I- I'm depressed because Sesshoumaru broke up with me," replied Sango as she burst into tears.
Draco took her in his arms lovingly. Damn, she smells sexy! Thought Draco as he ran his fingers through her raven locks. She stiffened as she smacked him in the head, mumbling something that sounded suspiciously like "don't do that." Just then, Miroku walked in.
"Mr. Malfoy, would you be so kind as to drop my friend?" Draco let go of her. "Thank you, now please give us a little bit of privacy?" With that he led Sango to the teachers' lounge.
"Inuyasha explained the whole incident to me. What's so troubling for you?" Miroku queried as he embraced her lovingly.
"Sesshoumaru broke up with me. Am I that unlovable?" Sango replied, sobbing gently.
"Sssh. No, you are no where near unlovable. I mean, look at what you have. You have a multitude of friends that care about you, and, judging by the way Draco acts around you, a guy who loves no one but you. I don't even blame him, because you have the greatest personality in the world, plus you're drop-dead gorgeous." Miroku smiled and wiped away her tears. Then he kissed her forehead and his hand dropped to her butt.
"Hentai!" Sango exclaimed as she smacked his hand away. "You know how to ruin a wonderful moment. You'll never end your ways."
"There's the Sango I know. By the way, technically I have dibbs on groping you because we're engaged." Miroku smiled at her shocked expression.
"I-I- I'm WHAT?!" Sango yelled as her face reddened to ten shades deeper than usual.
"Do you not remember?"
*Flashback*
Miroku and Sango sat in a grassy field. (A/N: This is after she gets up to leave but falls on her knees. WARNING: Spoiler ahead. If you have not seen this episode, don't read it for your sake!)
"If we ever happen to defeat Naraku, would you live with me on a farm and bear my children?" asked Miroku.
Sango buried her face in her hands. "Yes," replied Sango.
"Really? Ten, or even twenty?" Miroku questioned, clasping her hands happily.
"Yes! Will you give up your lecherous ways?" Sango answered.
Miroku looked at her, his smile still glued to his face.
He's not going to give it up, is he? Sango thought.
*End of flashback*
"Oh, God, I did, didn't I?" Sango muttered, face buried in her hands because she was blushing so hard.
"It's okay if you don't want to at all. I mean, we can't get married until after you graduate from Hogwarts." Miroku looked at her, patiently waiting for a reply.
"Give me some time to think about it," replied Sango, almost inaudibly.
A/N: That's chapter 3. Please review.