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Ash, Misty, Brock and Pikachu were out of the spaz room and into a deli in the middle of the forest.
Ash: This is weird... a deli in the middle of the forest.
Deli worker: Hello little boy... Happy birthday...
Ash: It's not my birthday.
Misty: SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE!
Ash: Shut up Misty, the songs are really annoying. Can I have a sandwich?
Brock: WACKY DELI TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brock randomly runs into the kitchen of the deli and grabs a sandwich. Then he takes it and starts to scream WACKY DELI WACKY DELI! Over and over again.
Deli worker: Come here little boy...
Being stupid, Ash follows the strange worker into a closet.
Deli worker: Do you want to know... a secret?
Ash: Uh, no, I want to get my sandwich and leave.
(from outside) Misty: IF YA FEELIN LIKE PIMP GO AND BRUSH YA SHOULDERS OFF, LADIES IS PIMPS TOO GO AND BRUSH YA SHOULDERS OFF.
Deli worker: Cause I know one and it is so good to hear it.
Ash: You're scaring me. I'm leaving.
He leaves the closet and is shocked by what's happening outside. Brock is jump roping with a girl deli worker who is screaming LEEDLE, Misty is rapping (well that's not too shocking), and Pikachu doing the electric slide with a toaster, a sandwich, and a jar of mayonnaise.
Pikachu: Einen Angriff Vortragen!
Ash: What the hell?!
All of a sudden the toaster, sandwich and mayo attacked him.
Pikachu: Sich Einer Sache Unterwerfen!
Misty jumped up on the table and ripped off her shirt.
Misty: BORN FREE..........
Ash: SAVE ME BROCK! SOMEONE! CREEPY DELI MAN! SOMEONE!
Brock and the girl deli worker run over to him and sniff him.
Ash: THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SNIFF ME YOU IDIOT! SAVE ME FROM THIS GOD DAMN TOASTER! IT'S SHOCKING ME! MY LIVER! OW! ACK!
Brock: I was just sniffing your spicy brains.
Ash: WHAT?! I CAN"T HEAR YOU ANYMORE! THE MAYONAISE IS LEAKING INTO--- Sich Einer Sache Unterwerfen! NO! ACK! HELP!
Brock runs away and bites the deli girl's head and eats her spicy brains.
Misty: I'm gonna fight em off... a seven nation army couldn't hold me back!
She jumps onto the toaster, mayo and sandwich that are attacking Ash. She squashes the toaster with her feet, eats the sandwich and smashes the jar of mayo.
Misty: I am strong, I am invincible, I am—
Ash: A freak.
Misty attacks him with a hammer.
Misty: Oh Pikachu, what has happened to you?
Pikachu: Wow, that's like the first time you haven't sung a random song. I just like to speak German, that's all. I like you a lot better than that Ash freak.
The door opens and a weasel walks in.
Misty: Hey there Paul!
Pikachu stares in horror at the weasel.
Pikachu: Prepare to meet your evil maker you dirty weasel!
Misty: Soda machine! Get him!
The soda machine leaps into action and tackles Pikachu.
Pikachu: Shit, my tooth!
Misty leaps onto the soda machine and makes out with it. They stop and look at Pikachu.
Pikachu: LET US DANCE!
The soda machine, Misty, and Pikachu start to River dance and they eat sandwiches.
THE END
AN: Yeah... That was really odd... The german may have been off because I got it off the internet. I used Get Fuzzy of course and Rocko's modern life. No flames please!
Ash, Misty, Brock and Pikachu were out of the spaz room and into a deli in the middle of the forest.
Ash: This is weird... a deli in the middle of the forest.
Deli worker: Hello little boy... Happy birthday...
Ash: It's not my birthday.
Misty: SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE!
Ash: Shut up Misty, the songs are really annoying. Can I have a sandwich?
Brock: WACKY DELI TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brock randomly runs into the kitchen of the deli and grabs a sandwich. Then he takes it and starts to scream WACKY DELI WACKY DELI! Over and over again.
Deli worker: Come here little boy...
Being stupid, Ash follows the strange worker into a closet.
Deli worker: Do you want to know... a secret?
Ash: Uh, no, I want to get my sandwich and leave.
(from outside) Misty: IF YA FEELIN LIKE PIMP GO AND BRUSH YA SHOULDERS OFF, LADIES IS PIMPS TOO GO AND BRUSH YA SHOULDERS OFF.
Deli worker: Cause I know one and it is so good to hear it.
Ash: You're scaring me. I'm leaving.
He leaves the closet and is shocked by what's happening outside. Brock is jump roping with a girl deli worker who is screaming LEEDLE, Misty is rapping (well that's not too shocking), and Pikachu doing the electric slide with a toaster, a sandwich, and a jar of mayonnaise.
Pikachu: Einen Angriff Vortragen!
Ash: What the hell?!
All of a sudden the toaster, sandwich and mayo attacked him.
Pikachu: Sich Einer Sache Unterwerfen!
Misty jumped up on the table and ripped off her shirt.
Misty: BORN FREE..........
Ash: SAVE ME BROCK! SOMEONE! CREEPY DELI MAN! SOMEONE!
Brock and the girl deli worker run over to him and sniff him.
Ash: THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SNIFF ME YOU IDIOT! SAVE ME FROM THIS GOD DAMN TOASTER! IT'S SHOCKING ME! MY LIVER! OW! ACK!
Brock: I was just sniffing your spicy brains.
Ash: WHAT?! I CAN"T HEAR YOU ANYMORE! THE MAYONAISE IS LEAKING INTO--- Sich Einer Sache Unterwerfen! NO! ACK! HELP!
Brock runs away and bites the deli girl's head and eats her spicy brains.
Misty: I'm gonna fight em off... a seven nation army couldn't hold me back!
She jumps onto the toaster, mayo and sandwich that are attacking Ash. She squashes the toaster with her feet, eats the sandwich and smashes the jar of mayo.
Misty: I am strong, I am invincible, I am—
Ash: A freak.
Misty attacks him with a hammer.
Misty: Oh Pikachu, what has happened to you?
Pikachu: Wow, that's like the first time you haven't sung a random song. I just like to speak German, that's all. I like you a lot better than that Ash freak.
The door opens and a weasel walks in.
Misty: Hey there Paul!
Pikachu stares in horror at the weasel.
Pikachu: Prepare to meet your evil maker you dirty weasel!
Misty: Soda machine! Get him!
The soda machine leaps into action and tackles Pikachu.
Pikachu: Shit, my tooth!
Misty leaps onto the soda machine and makes out with it. They stop and look at Pikachu.
Pikachu: LET US DANCE!
The soda machine, Misty, and Pikachu start to River dance and they eat sandwiches.
THE END
AN: Yeah... That was really odd... The german may have been off because I got it off the internet. I used Get Fuzzy of course and Rocko's modern life. No flames please!