Disclaimer : I dont own DBZ or DBGT or else I would be livin in a huge mansion with maids and butlers everywhere ( kinda reminds me of Hurcule) :(
*Just so you know Goku is alive and there is no Buu saga.
A Week In A Saiyan's Life
Chapter 1: Bad Old Memories
Sunday - It was a normal day at the sons residence( A/N yeah right),Goku was bieng hit with Chi-Chi's frying pan for trying to sneak food in his mouth before the food was even served, Gohan was studying for his upcoming school exams( A/N yes,Gohan is already in school) and Goten was playing around in the yard.
Gohan was really tired due to the fact that he was up all night thinking if his life could become any worse. He had to worry about school and acting "normal" in public and in top of all of that there was this girl in his school by the name of Videl Satan that just would'nt leave him alone. Videl's been like a stalker always folowing him around ever since the first day of school right after the Gold fighter inncindent, and in top of all of that she was Mr.Satans duaghter(A.K.A Hurcule).
In school all the jocks referred Gohan as a nerd(quote)dork, all the girls(exept videl) thought of him as the most hotest guy ever in the planet, all the nerds(no offense to nerds) thought of him as The Great Gohan "King Of Strait A's"and to top it all off his homeroom and gym teachers were gay so they found Gohan very "attractive".
Gohan kept in thought about his first day in school,of coarse he still remembered since it was one of the most strangest days in his life.
-Flashback-
Wake up Gohan it's almost time for school ,yelled an agrivated mother upset that her son was going to be late for his first day at school. Just five more minutes,begged an extremly tired Gohan that wasnt used to the idea of waking up so early in the morning.
"JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES"! screeched Chi-Chi, when I was your age I could more useful things than sleep for five minutes she yelled. like what? asked Gohan , Like get to school in time before I hit you over the head with my.....wait don't say it! screamed a horrifyed Gohan,..with my frying pan of doom said Chi-Chi with an evil vioce to make even the most power biengs bow down to her. Gohan knew that the scariest thing in this world were evil moms and even worse evil moms with frying pans and just the thought of his mom with a frying pan in her hand made him feel ill. Fine i'll get up Gohan said with a sleepy tone, and hurry up or you are going to suffer the consequences yelled Chi-Chi as her eldest son was headed to the shower. My lifes full of unsufferd consequences mummered Gohan, what was that young man Chi-Chi asked while glaring at her son,uh nothing mom,said Gohan prying that his mother didn't hear him,...
well thats good, now hurry up before my frying pan makes it way to your skull Chi-Chi yelled to her son right before he got in the shower.
It took Gohan no more than five minutes to get all dressed and ready, thanks to his saiyan speed. When reached the kitchen he was'nt suprised to see his father and brother eating away. What did suprise him though was the fact that they were awake this early in the morning!.Chi-Chi gave Gohan a plate and immidiatly he began stuffing his face, but was interupted two minutes later by Chi-Chi who handed him some zeni and bookbag and told him to be on his way. Gohan did as he was told , because the last thing that he wanted to do was aggrivate his mother even more. As Gohan ran out the door then flew of he thought that sometimes his mother can be scarier than Vegeta
"The Arrogant Prince Of All Saiyans".
Gohan was flying at full speed until he reached Satan City. He would have flown all the way to school but then thought that "normal" people would mistake him for an alien disguised as a human or something( A/N thats kinda true).Then Gohan looked at his watch and realized he only had five minutes to get to school, but stopped when he saw a bunch of police crowded around a bank. Apparantly it was a bank robbery(duh)and inside there were robbers stuffing their doller sign($) bags with money and terrorizing their hostages with Britiny Spears music and with their guns as well. Gohan could'nt take the agony he had to ki blast the radio that was making that horrible music,but then decided not to because that would'nt be "normal".
All of a sudden this girl jumped out of nowhere and ran in to the bank for two reasons
1-she was a crime fighter 2-she suffered from BSMMP syndrome
(Britany Spears Makes Me Puke). This mystery girl had black hair and blue eyes
( A/n gee, I wonder who that is?), Gohan was amazed by this girls speed, she was very fast for a human anyway. This mystery girl managed to turn off the radio that was making the people in the bank almost commit suicide,but was outmatched when trying to fight the evildoers (A/N I love saying that),so Gohan went to an alley,turned super and went to help her. Gohan beat all of them one by one in just a matter of seconds which suprised the girl since it usually took her a few minutes to beat up only one person. She suddenly noticed an OHS badge on him and knew that he went to her school. Gohan grabbed the robbers by their shirts and threw them in front of the police then flew off leaving a cheering crowd, confused police and a very pissed off girl.
Gohan reached the schools roof right on time and went to his class( A/N he got his schedule in the mail, lucky huh!)
"Class we have a new student that's going to attend our class so make him feel welcomed" said a teacher otherwise known as Mr.Hankey.
"Please welcome our new student" Mr.Son Gohan, He got a perfect score in his entrance exam so maybe you might learn a thing or two from him said Mr. Hankey as he watched Gohan with hearts in his eyes. Gohan moved away from his teacher thinking if he was crazy or something, at that exact time the students made their little comments about Gohan,
Jocks:What a dork
Girls: What a cutie, I wonder if he has a girlfriend
Nerds: All hail the "Great Gohan"
Mr. Hankey: He's really attractive even to me, to bad I can't hit on him,
the last time I tried that I almost got fired
As soon as Gohan heard that comment from Mr.Hankey he moved away from him as far as possible.
All of a sudden a girl ran through the door "sorry im late,I was justout fighting crime" said the girl. "Try not to let it happen again Ms. Videl, by the way this is Gohan" said Mr.Hankey with hearts still in his eyes. " Take him to the right next to your's since it's empty and treat him nice, but not too nice that's my job". Videl looked at her teacher in disgust but did as she was told,but noticed that this new student looked like that gold fighter person back at the bank,after all he did have the same uniform,spiky hair and THE BADGE,but the mysterious golden haired fighter had gold hair and green eyes and this dude had black hair and eyes. I'm gonna keep my eyes on you Mr.Gohan Videl though.
All the jocks started laughing at Gohan since their teacher hit on him in his first day, all the girls were mad because they did'nt want anybody to hit on the hot new kid especially their gay teacher, and all the nerds had their own self pity for their god.
"Hiya cutie" said a blonde haired girl with a perky tone
(A/N gee, I wonder who she also is)
"My name is Erasa(A/N now we know),this is Sharpner,Gohan looked at the boy with long hair but all he got was a "What do you want super nerd" from him.
"Oh,don't mind Sharpner he tends to be an idiotic jerk "sometimes". With that statement Videl fell on the floor laughing.
"Oh and that girl thats cracking up like a demented person is Videl"Erasa said with her usual perky tone.
"By the way, do you Know who Videl's father is?" asked Erasa unaware that Gohan had no possible clue." It's the almighty HURCULE!" said Erasa with stars in her eyes *_*.
"But you must know that already ...I mean Hurcule is the worlds savior and anybody who does'nt agree should burn,die and go to HFIL" slowly said Erasa with a more serious tone in her voice. Gohan just nodded in agreement for two reasons
1-He did'nt want anybody think he was strange for not knowing at first who the worlds biggest liar was.
2-He did'nt want to face the wrath of Erasa, In Gohan's life he never feared anything but two things *A woman's temper and * it
(A.K.A -THE FRYING PAN THAT CAN CRACK GOHANS SKULL IN TWO)
Two hours of bordom U.S.A (A/N I think so anyway) have passed and it was finally lunch time,which was Gohan's favorite time of day. Gohan's school had a huge backyard so many students found it amusing to go outside wth their lunches, since they got to run around and make more noise in the cafeteria.Gohan took his lunch out but noticed that there was a tiny little bag. Gohan was confused because his mother should have knwn about his eating habits. Gohan opened the tiny bag only to find a senzu bean. He then reliezed how damn smart his mother is for giving him a senzu bean to refill his energy,strength, and stomach.
Videl managed to see Gohan eat the senzu bean and look better than ever.
"If he only eats a small bean for lunch and is satisfied afterwards than I can imagine how his parents starve him at home"whispered Videl with pity for the new kid.
After lunch was gym and Gohan could'nt wait, That was untill he saw his gym teacher. His gym teacher had tight sky blue pants and a tight pink shirt.
"welcome to gaysville" whispered one student,"Ricky Martin wannabe" commented another student.
"Why hello class"this new teacher said out loud so everyone could hear him"My name is Mr.Chico he said while staring at all th guys and ignoring all the girls.
"Iv heard about this loser teacher"said Erasa to Gohan, "Thay say that he is the most gayest person in the world wearing tight pants to try to attract other men,he is also in competition with Mr.Hankey" said Erasa in disgust. Gohan looked at Erasa then looked at Mr.Chico noticing that he was looking at back at him. All of a sudden Mr.Chico blew a kiss at Gohan. Gohan was able to avoid the kiss but fell on the floor while doing so. Gohan was in a hell hole for the past forty -five minutes,trying to avoid any contact with his gym teacher. Finally Gohans first day of school was over, It was good and bad.
Good because he made new freind ,but bad because he encountered teasing jocks,worshiping nerds, and gay teachers.
-End Of Flashback-
Gohan sat quietly in his desk still thinking,"Oh man its eleven- thirty" Gohan whispered while staring at his watch," Better go to sleep so I wont be late for school tomorrow" said Gohan while walking toward his bed." Move away from the bed" yelled Chi-Chi.
"Why" asked a very confused Gohan."Goten brought a rat in the house and let it loose"said Chi-Chi with and angry tone."And I saw it go into your room" she said afterwards."What" yelled Gohan. Gohan could beat up bears and dinosaurs,but he could'nt stand rats,thay just creeped him out."Dont worry"said Chi-Chi," Iv hired an exterminator ,and he should be here right about now"she said.All of a sudden Gohan heard a KABOOM in the entrance."Right on time" Chi-Chi yelled with joy. A short man appeared in the doorway.He was wearing a blue spandix and an evil smirk on his face.
"VEGETA you made it"said Chi-Chi a little more relieved.
"The baka woman told me that you have a rat problem"said Vegeta with his arrogant tone.
"Mom, I know you wanted an exterminator,but is'nt this going to far"said Gohan with a very worried tone,afraid of what dangers Vegeta would cause to his room.
'If I don't get rid of your stuped rat problem,the woman is going to make me sleep in the couch"said Vegeta with an angry tone."So Bulmas got you on a leach mighty prince of saiyans"said Gohan ,about to crack up."Shutup brat, and tell me where this mouse of yours is" said Vegeta trying to restrain himself and not kill Gohan."Mom says its under the bed"Gohan said still laughing."Fine, Ill kill it,but get out of the room so I have space"said Vegeta with a smirk on his face. Gohan stopped laughing,this was serius,Vegeta is telling him to get out of his own room then smirks,who knows what chaos he would cause.
-one hour later-
"Iv finally got you demon mouse,now you will face the wrath of Vegeta", "FINAL FLASH"
KABOOM!."VEGETA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY ROOM" screamed an very mad Gohan"I exterminated the demon rodent"said Vegeta with a smirk pointing at a pile of dust."But you also exterminated my room'' said Gohan with a red blur in his eyes.
"So what,I killed the mouse and.............ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...clonk!
Vegeta was about to finish his sentance but was interupted by Chi-Chi's screeching vioce and frying pan.
"So,that's where the baka woman got that evil frying pan" said Vegeta rubbing his sore head. "Well you deserve that for destroying Gohans room"said ChiChi sounding more upset than ever."Well an ugly hag like you should'nt be carrying weapons like that'' Vegeta yelled."Ugly......Hag.....clonk."WHATS YOUR PROBLEM HARPIE"screamed an aggrivated Vegeta. "You are" Chi-Chi yelled back.
Gohan could'nt take it anymore it was twelve forty -five and he was still awake. He grabbed a sleeping bag and went to the living room."when mom and Vegeta fight it suddenly becomes World War three"mummered Gohan as he fell asleep.
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Well that's it for chapter 1
*please review*
*Just so you know Goku is alive and there is no Buu saga.
A Week In A Saiyan's Life
Chapter 1: Bad Old Memories
Sunday - It was a normal day at the sons residence( A/N yeah right),Goku was bieng hit with Chi-Chi's frying pan for trying to sneak food in his mouth before the food was even served, Gohan was studying for his upcoming school exams( A/N yes,Gohan is already in school) and Goten was playing around in the yard.
Gohan was really tired due to the fact that he was up all night thinking if his life could become any worse. He had to worry about school and acting "normal" in public and in top of all of that there was this girl in his school by the name of Videl Satan that just would'nt leave him alone. Videl's been like a stalker always folowing him around ever since the first day of school right after the Gold fighter inncindent, and in top of all of that she was Mr.Satans duaghter(A.K.A Hurcule).
In school all the jocks referred Gohan as a nerd(quote)dork, all the girls(exept videl) thought of him as the most hotest guy ever in the planet, all the nerds(no offense to nerds) thought of him as The Great Gohan "King Of Strait A's"and to top it all off his homeroom and gym teachers were gay so they found Gohan very "attractive".
Gohan kept in thought about his first day in school,of coarse he still remembered since it was one of the most strangest days in his life.
-Flashback-
Wake up Gohan it's almost time for school ,yelled an agrivated mother upset that her son was going to be late for his first day at school. Just five more minutes,begged an extremly tired Gohan that wasnt used to the idea of waking up so early in the morning.
"JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES"! screeched Chi-Chi, when I was your age I could more useful things than sleep for five minutes she yelled. like what? asked Gohan , Like get to school in time before I hit you over the head with my.....wait don't say it! screamed a horrifyed Gohan,..with my frying pan of doom said Chi-Chi with an evil vioce to make even the most power biengs bow down to her. Gohan knew that the scariest thing in this world were evil moms and even worse evil moms with frying pans and just the thought of his mom with a frying pan in her hand made him feel ill. Fine i'll get up Gohan said with a sleepy tone, and hurry up or you are going to suffer the consequences yelled Chi-Chi as her eldest son was headed to the shower. My lifes full of unsufferd consequences mummered Gohan, what was that young man Chi-Chi asked while glaring at her son,uh nothing mom,said Gohan prying that his mother didn't hear him,...
well thats good, now hurry up before my frying pan makes it way to your skull Chi-Chi yelled to her son right before he got in the shower.
It took Gohan no more than five minutes to get all dressed and ready, thanks to his saiyan speed. When reached the kitchen he was'nt suprised to see his father and brother eating away. What did suprise him though was the fact that they were awake this early in the morning!.Chi-Chi gave Gohan a plate and immidiatly he began stuffing his face, but was interupted two minutes later by Chi-Chi who handed him some zeni and bookbag and told him to be on his way. Gohan did as he was told , because the last thing that he wanted to do was aggrivate his mother even more. As Gohan ran out the door then flew of he thought that sometimes his mother can be scarier than Vegeta
"The Arrogant Prince Of All Saiyans".
Gohan was flying at full speed until he reached Satan City. He would have flown all the way to school but then thought that "normal" people would mistake him for an alien disguised as a human or something( A/N thats kinda true).Then Gohan looked at his watch and realized he only had five minutes to get to school, but stopped when he saw a bunch of police crowded around a bank. Apparantly it was a bank robbery(duh)and inside there were robbers stuffing their doller sign($) bags with money and terrorizing their hostages with Britiny Spears music and with their guns as well. Gohan could'nt take the agony he had to ki blast the radio that was making that horrible music,but then decided not to because that would'nt be "normal".
All of a sudden this girl jumped out of nowhere and ran in to the bank for two reasons
1-she was a crime fighter 2-she suffered from BSMMP syndrome
(Britany Spears Makes Me Puke). This mystery girl had black hair and blue eyes
( A/n gee, I wonder who that is?), Gohan was amazed by this girls speed, she was very fast for a human anyway. This mystery girl managed to turn off the radio that was making the people in the bank almost commit suicide,but was outmatched when trying to fight the evildoers (A/N I love saying that),so Gohan went to an alley,turned super and went to help her. Gohan beat all of them one by one in just a matter of seconds which suprised the girl since it usually took her a few minutes to beat up only one person. She suddenly noticed an OHS badge on him and knew that he went to her school. Gohan grabbed the robbers by their shirts and threw them in front of the police then flew off leaving a cheering crowd, confused police and a very pissed off girl.
Gohan reached the schools roof right on time and went to his class( A/N he got his schedule in the mail, lucky huh!)
"Class we have a new student that's going to attend our class so make him feel welcomed" said a teacher otherwise known as Mr.Hankey.
"Please welcome our new student" Mr.Son Gohan, He got a perfect score in his entrance exam so maybe you might learn a thing or two from him said Mr. Hankey as he watched Gohan with hearts in his eyes. Gohan moved away from his teacher thinking if he was crazy or something, at that exact time the students made their little comments about Gohan,
Jocks:What a dork
Girls: What a cutie, I wonder if he has a girlfriend
Nerds: All hail the "Great Gohan"
Mr. Hankey: He's really attractive even to me, to bad I can't hit on him,
the last time I tried that I almost got fired
As soon as Gohan heard that comment from Mr.Hankey he moved away from him as far as possible.
All of a sudden a girl ran through the door "sorry im late,I was justout fighting crime" said the girl. "Try not to let it happen again Ms. Videl, by the way this is Gohan" said Mr.Hankey with hearts still in his eyes. " Take him to the right next to your's since it's empty and treat him nice, but not too nice that's my job". Videl looked at her teacher in disgust but did as she was told,but noticed that this new student looked like that gold fighter person back at the bank,after all he did have the same uniform,spiky hair and THE BADGE,but the mysterious golden haired fighter had gold hair and green eyes and this dude had black hair and eyes. I'm gonna keep my eyes on you Mr.Gohan Videl though.
All the jocks started laughing at Gohan since their teacher hit on him in his first day, all the girls were mad because they did'nt want anybody to hit on the hot new kid especially their gay teacher, and all the nerds had their own self pity for their god.
"Hiya cutie" said a blonde haired girl with a perky tone
(A/N gee, I wonder who she also is)
"My name is Erasa(A/N now we know),this is Sharpner,Gohan looked at the boy with long hair but all he got was a "What do you want super nerd" from him.
"Oh,don't mind Sharpner he tends to be an idiotic jerk "sometimes". With that statement Videl fell on the floor laughing.
"Oh and that girl thats cracking up like a demented person is Videl"Erasa said with her usual perky tone.
"By the way, do you Know who Videl's father is?" asked Erasa unaware that Gohan had no possible clue." It's the almighty HURCULE!" said Erasa with stars in her eyes *_*.
"But you must know that already ...I mean Hurcule is the worlds savior and anybody who does'nt agree should burn,die and go to HFIL" slowly said Erasa with a more serious tone in her voice. Gohan just nodded in agreement for two reasons
1-He did'nt want anybody think he was strange for not knowing at first who the worlds biggest liar was.
2-He did'nt want to face the wrath of Erasa, In Gohan's life he never feared anything but two things *A woman's temper and * it
(A.K.A -THE FRYING PAN THAT CAN CRACK GOHANS SKULL IN TWO)
Two hours of bordom U.S.A (A/N I think so anyway) have passed and it was finally lunch time,which was Gohan's favorite time of day. Gohan's school had a huge backyard so many students found it amusing to go outside wth their lunches, since they got to run around and make more noise in the cafeteria.Gohan took his lunch out but noticed that there was a tiny little bag. Gohan was confused because his mother should have knwn about his eating habits. Gohan opened the tiny bag only to find a senzu bean. He then reliezed how damn smart his mother is for giving him a senzu bean to refill his energy,strength, and stomach.
Videl managed to see Gohan eat the senzu bean and look better than ever.
"If he only eats a small bean for lunch and is satisfied afterwards than I can imagine how his parents starve him at home"whispered Videl with pity for the new kid.
After lunch was gym and Gohan could'nt wait, That was untill he saw his gym teacher. His gym teacher had tight sky blue pants and a tight pink shirt.
"welcome to gaysville" whispered one student,"Ricky Martin wannabe" commented another student.
"Why hello class"this new teacher said out loud so everyone could hear him"My name is Mr.Chico he said while staring at all th guys and ignoring all the girls.
"Iv heard about this loser teacher"said Erasa to Gohan, "Thay say that he is the most gayest person in the world wearing tight pants to try to attract other men,he is also in competition with Mr.Hankey" said Erasa in disgust. Gohan looked at Erasa then looked at Mr.Chico noticing that he was looking at back at him. All of a sudden Mr.Chico blew a kiss at Gohan. Gohan was able to avoid the kiss but fell on the floor while doing so. Gohan was in a hell hole for the past forty -five minutes,trying to avoid any contact with his gym teacher. Finally Gohans first day of school was over, It was good and bad.
Good because he made new freind ,but bad because he encountered teasing jocks,worshiping nerds, and gay teachers.
-End Of Flashback-
Gohan sat quietly in his desk still thinking,"Oh man its eleven- thirty" Gohan whispered while staring at his watch," Better go to sleep so I wont be late for school tomorrow" said Gohan while walking toward his bed." Move away from the bed" yelled Chi-Chi.
"Why" asked a very confused Gohan."Goten brought a rat in the house and let it loose"said Chi-Chi with and angry tone."And I saw it go into your room" she said afterwards."What" yelled Gohan. Gohan could beat up bears and dinosaurs,but he could'nt stand rats,thay just creeped him out."Dont worry"said Chi-Chi," Iv hired an exterminator ,and he should be here right about now"she said.All of a sudden Gohan heard a KABOOM in the entrance."Right on time" Chi-Chi yelled with joy. A short man appeared in the doorway.He was wearing a blue spandix and an evil smirk on his face.
"VEGETA you made it"said Chi-Chi a little more relieved.
"The baka woman told me that you have a rat problem"said Vegeta with his arrogant tone.
"Mom, I know you wanted an exterminator,but is'nt this going to far"said Gohan with a very worried tone,afraid of what dangers Vegeta would cause to his room.
'If I don't get rid of your stuped rat problem,the woman is going to make me sleep in the couch"said Vegeta with an angry tone."So Bulmas got you on a leach mighty prince of saiyans"said Gohan ,about to crack up."Shutup brat, and tell me where this mouse of yours is" said Vegeta trying to restrain himself and not kill Gohan."Mom says its under the bed"Gohan said still laughing."Fine, Ill kill it,but get out of the room so I have space"said Vegeta with a smirk on his face. Gohan stopped laughing,this was serius,Vegeta is telling him to get out of his own room then smirks,who knows what chaos he would cause.
-one hour later-
"Iv finally got you demon mouse,now you will face the wrath of Vegeta", "FINAL FLASH"
KABOOM!."VEGETA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY ROOM" screamed an very mad Gohan"I exterminated the demon rodent"said Vegeta with a smirk pointing at a pile of dust."But you also exterminated my room'' said Gohan with a red blur in his eyes.
"So what,I killed the mouse and.............ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...clonk!
Vegeta was about to finish his sentance but was interupted by Chi-Chi's screeching vioce and frying pan.
"So,that's where the baka woman got that evil frying pan" said Vegeta rubbing his sore head. "Well you deserve that for destroying Gohans room"said ChiChi sounding more upset than ever."Well an ugly hag like you should'nt be carrying weapons like that'' Vegeta yelled."Ugly......Hag.....clonk."WHATS YOUR PROBLEM HARPIE"screamed an aggrivated Vegeta. "You are" Chi-Chi yelled back.
Gohan could'nt take it anymore it was twelve forty -five and he was still awake. He grabbed a sleeping bag and went to the living room."when mom and Vegeta fight it suddenly becomes World War three"mummered Gohan as he fell asleep.
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Well that's it for chapter 1
*please review*