Disclaimer:I dont own DBZ and if I did Trunks would be all mine.mawahahahahahaha!
*just so you know im not adding saiyaman because he's what makes Gohan a dork
(and if you don't like it tough)
This is the second chapter,so pleaz R&R and enjoy
By the way I appriciate the reviews obedienceschooldropout,Ninetales122,and Gohans chick....Thanx
*Sorry for the bad spelling before!
Now without further ado here's chapter 2 (that rymes^_^)
Chapter 2:Monday Mayhem
Monday-Gohan woke up and went to take a shower. He did'nt get that much sleep because of the arrgument between his mom and Vegeta last night."Well at least now its over and my day might not be so bad today" mummered Gohan as he got out of the shower.
"Oh how wrong you are young saiyan" said a voice up in Kami's lookout.Unfortinatly Dende was drunk and the friendly Mr. popo was high which meant no good news for Gohan,and to top it all off they were'nt alone. Dende invited Frieza and Cell to a tea party. "Like oh my God.....I mean Dende"said a happy Frieza ,"I can't believe I was invited to a tea party...I love tea parties and so does Celly(Frieza and Cell are dating!! work with here)."So why did you invite us to a tea party"Celly...I mean Cell asked."I need help on a strategy to tick Gohan off,because I'v won tickets to go on a vacation and the only way I'd have a reason to go is if Gohan gets mad at me and tries to kill me" said Dende holding up his margerita. "What did Kakkarots son do to you"Frieza asked batting his eyelashes at Celly...erm Cell. "nothing, I just enjoy screwing up his life"...hicup...said Dende even more drunk than before."Hey green dude exactly how many drinks did you have?''asked Cell with curiosity...."I...hiccup..dont know....hiccup......I think....ummm...like about twenty or no it was like thirty or forty...I forgot. Right after Dende said that Frieza and his mate..erm Cell fell down anime style.
"so you want us to help you torture that brat.huh" said an aggrivated cell remembering how Gohan sent him off to HFIL, just because of a dumb kamehameha wave."I'll help out"said Frieza.."for two reasons...1.that brat sent my poor Celly to HFIL and 2. because you invited me to this wonderful tea party" said a very cheerful Frieza."well if Frieza is helping so am I "said Cell standing tall and proud right next to Frieza." "excellent" said dende with a huge grin on his face.
-Back to Gohans life-
"Well mr.son you are late again,but if you and me go out I wont mind" said Mr.Hankey trying to flirt with Gohan."sorry i'll try not to be late again....and my mom forbids me to date untill i'm twenty "said Gohan hoping that saying that he could'nt date untill he was twenty would work and Mr.Hankey would stop flirting with him."Oh well,I'll call you when your twenty and maybe we can work things out said Mr.Hankey a little upset."looks like mr.gay almighty still has the hots for Gohan"mummered Sharpner.
Videl heard and smacked him on the head since she was starting to devolp some kind of crush on Gohan and nobody knew that but herself."Sharpner you are such a mindless jerk do you know that?"......."I mean can you give Gohan a break....he's only been here for five monthes and you keep teasing him. "Why do you care,do you like him or something?"asked Sharpner eyeing Videl."NO,he's just a friend"said Videl slightly blushing,not wanting anyone to discover the truth.Gohan meanwhile was watching the whole scene and kind of blushed a little when Sharpner asked Videl if she liked him or not.
"ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS" said the load speaker. ''THERE IS NEWS THAT OSAMA BINLADEN HAS BEEN SEEN AROUND THIS AREA HE IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS AND IF YOU ENCOUNTER HIM DO WHAT I WOULD DO..... SCREAM LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND RUN MINDLESSLY AROUND IN CIRCLES...AND THEN AFTER THAT.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHH....PLEASE DONT HURT ME MR.BINLADEN I JUST HAD TO ....BOOM..."TO ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO kNOW I AM OSAMA BINLADEN THE NEW RULER OF YOUR SCHOOL..MAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......AND IF ANYONE GET NEAR ME THEIR DEAD!!!!!!!!!!
"Oh come on,a weirdo just invaded my school and I cant turn super or else everyone will know I Gohan am the ever so famous gold fighter"thought Gohan while the other students except Videl and himself were hidding under their desks."This must be Dende's doing...but how can know my weaknesses are my secrets if he a stupid little midgit that likes getting drunkand messing up my life "thought Gohan.
-On Kamis Lookout-
"A stupid little midgit,huh.....well I assure you Gohan this means war...hahahahahhahahaha.
-Back to Gohan-
"Dende im gonna kill you in varies ways.. first im gonna slice you in half...then im gonna slice you into cubes ....and last but not least im gonna kamehameha your butt to HFIL were you belong you little *beep*
"The last time you screwed up my life I told you that you only had one more chance but now you went too far little green *beep*
-Flashback-*2 months ago*
Gohan was taking his shower in gym when the girls that had a huge crush on him decided to steal his clothes and sell them on ebay to other students(and teachers) in the school who liked Gohan
(I wonder who made the girls that have a huge cruch on Gohan do that ?)and after Gohan got out of the showers the only thing he had on was a towel,so all of his chest was left out to the free world to see.
Gohan went to his locker and could'nt find his clothes anywhere so he went outside and was chased all over the gym by Mr.Chico,and to make things worse for Gohan a girl that liked was able to take a picture of him in a towel and post it in the school newspaper.
-end of flashback-
-Kami's lookout-
Dende starts laughing after remembering that event
-back to Gohan-
"first i'll beat up binladen then i'll take care of dende"thought Gohan
"Mr.Hankey can I go to the bathroom"asked Gohan hoping that Mr.Hankey would say yes.
"Gohan I know you are cute but are you also that crazy"said Mr.Hankey in shock of Gohans question.
"butifidontgothenimgonnapeeinmypants"whined Gohan as he ran out the door.
(but if I dont go im gonna pee in my pants)
"Awe man,lost another cute one"mummered Mr.Hankey with his head down in sorrow.
"gotta find binladen gotta find binladen gotta find Binladen" thought Gohan while runnig around in the hallways of his school and then turning super.
After running for about two minutes and beating up Binladens henchmen Gohan finally reached the principles office where he saw something he did'nt wish to see.
In the principles office Gohan saw Binladen making out with his gym teacher on the floor.
"I did'nt know Mr.Chico was that desperate"thought Gohan in digust when all of a sudden Mr.Chico noticed this new golden haired wonder and called him over to join the party.Gohan being strait and all said no and let Binladen make out with his gym teacher for ten more minutes.
Ten minutes later after all the noises going on Gohan decided it was time to beat up Binladen and go home to rest and get his mind of this day.
''Bindladen your time is up" said Gohan while walking through the door.
"Fine ill kill you and get back to my bussiness" said Binladen while grabbing his gun and trying to shoot Gohan but poorly misses. After Binladens bullets run out Gohan takes this chance and beats him up with one punch."Well that's over with" mummered Gohan as he flew out the school not noticing a figure looking at him,unfortinatly for Gohan ,Videl got curios of why it was taking so long for Gohan to use the bathroom if it was right across the hall and she heard no gun shots right away so while Mr.Hankey was under is desk crying about a dead Gohan,Videl went out in the hallway to look for him but was surprised to see all of Binladens guard knocked out and Binladen himself was knocked out and Mr.Chico was crying so Videl rushed outside in time to see a figure flying away and right then Videl knew that figure was Gohan.
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Iv never had the chance to update....but today I was able to finish chapter 2 hurray
pleaz R&R and tell me whatcha think ^_^
*just so you know im not adding saiyaman because he's what makes Gohan a dork
(and if you don't like it tough)
This is the second chapter,so pleaz R&R and enjoy
By the way I appriciate the reviews obedienceschooldropout,Ninetales122,and Gohans chick....Thanx
*Sorry for the bad spelling before!
Now without further ado here's chapter 2 (that rymes^_^)
Chapter 2:Monday Mayhem
Monday-Gohan woke up and went to take a shower. He did'nt get that much sleep because of the arrgument between his mom and Vegeta last night."Well at least now its over and my day might not be so bad today" mummered Gohan as he got out of the shower.
"Oh how wrong you are young saiyan" said a voice up in Kami's lookout.Unfortinatly Dende was drunk and the friendly Mr. popo was high which meant no good news for Gohan,and to top it all off they were'nt alone. Dende invited Frieza and Cell to a tea party. "Like oh my God.....I mean Dende"said a happy Frieza ,"I can't believe I was invited to a tea party...I love tea parties and so does Celly(Frieza and Cell are dating!! work with here)."So why did you invite us to a tea party"Celly...I mean Cell asked."I need help on a strategy to tick Gohan off,because I'v won tickets to go on a vacation and the only way I'd have a reason to go is if Gohan gets mad at me and tries to kill me" said Dende holding up his margerita. "What did Kakkarots son do to you"Frieza asked batting his eyelashes at Celly...erm Cell. "nothing, I just enjoy screwing up his life"...hicup...said Dende even more drunk than before."Hey green dude exactly how many drinks did you have?''asked Cell with curiosity...."I...hiccup..dont know....hiccup......I think....ummm...like about twenty or no it was like thirty or forty...I forgot. Right after Dende said that Frieza and his mate..erm Cell fell down anime style.
"so you want us to help you torture that brat.huh" said an aggrivated cell remembering how Gohan sent him off to HFIL, just because of a dumb kamehameha wave."I'll help out"said Frieza.."for two reasons...1.that brat sent my poor Celly to HFIL and 2. because you invited me to this wonderful tea party" said a very cheerful Frieza."well if Frieza is helping so am I "said Cell standing tall and proud right next to Frieza." "excellent" said dende with a huge grin on his face.
-Back to Gohans life-
"Well mr.son you are late again,but if you and me go out I wont mind" said Mr.Hankey trying to flirt with Gohan."sorry i'll try not to be late again....and my mom forbids me to date untill i'm twenty "said Gohan hoping that saying that he could'nt date untill he was twenty would work and Mr.Hankey would stop flirting with him."Oh well,I'll call you when your twenty and maybe we can work things out said Mr.Hankey a little upset."looks like mr.gay almighty still has the hots for Gohan"mummered Sharpner.
Videl heard and smacked him on the head since she was starting to devolp some kind of crush on Gohan and nobody knew that but herself."Sharpner you are such a mindless jerk do you know that?"......."I mean can you give Gohan a break....he's only been here for five monthes and you keep teasing him. "Why do you care,do you like him or something?"asked Sharpner eyeing Videl."NO,he's just a friend"said Videl slightly blushing,not wanting anyone to discover the truth.Gohan meanwhile was watching the whole scene and kind of blushed a little when Sharpner asked Videl if she liked him or not.
"ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS" said the load speaker. ''THERE IS NEWS THAT OSAMA BINLADEN HAS BEEN SEEN AROUND THIS AREA HE IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS AND IF YOU ENCOUNTER HIM DO WHAT I WOULD DO..... SCREAM LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND RUN MINDLESSLY AROUND IN CIRCLES...AND THEN AFTER THAT.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHH....PLEASE DONT HURT ME MR.BINLADEN I JUST HAD TO ....BOOM..."TO ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO kNOW I AM OSAMA BINLADEN THE NEW RULER OF YOUR SCHOOL..MAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......AND IF ANYONE GET NEAR ME THEIR DEAD!!!!!!!!!!
"Oh come on,a weirdo just invaded my school and I cant turn super or else everyone will know I Gohan am the ever so famous gold fighter"thought Gohan while the other students except Videl and himself were hidding under their desks."This must be Dende's doing...but how can know my weaknesses are my secrets if he a stupid little midgit that likes getting drunkand messing up my life "thought Gohan.
-On Kamis Lookout-
"A stupid little midgit,huh.....well I assure you Gohan this means war...hahahahahhahahaha.
-Back to Gohan-
"Dende im gonna kill you in varies ways.. first im gonna slice you in half...then im gonna slice you into cubes ....and last but not least im gonna kamehameha your butt to HFIL were you belong you little *beep*
"The last time you screwed up my life I told you that you only had one more chance but now you went too far little green *beep*
-Flashback-*2 months ago*
Gohan was taking his shower in gym when the girls that had a huge crush on him decided to steal his clothes and sell them on ebay to other students(and teachers) in the school who liked Gohan
(I wonder who made the girls that have a huge cruch on Gohan do that ?)and after Gohan got out of the showers the only thing he had on was a towel,so all of his chest was left out to the free world to see.
Gohan went to his locker and could'nt find his clothes anywhere so he went outside and was chased all over the gym by Mr.Chico,and to make things worse for Gohan a girl that liked was able to take a picture of him in a towel and post it in the school newspaper.
-end of flashback-
-Kami's lookout-
Dende starts laughing after remembering that event
-back to Gohan-
"first i'll beat up binladen then i'll take care of dende"thought Gohan
"Mr.Hankey can I go to the bathroom"asked Gohan hoping that Mr.Hankey would say yes.
"Gohan I know you are cute but are you also that crazy"said Mr.Hankey in shock of Gohans question.
"butifidontgothenimgonnapeeinmypants"whined Gohan as he ran out the door.
(but if I dont go im gonna pee in my pants)
"Awe man,lost another cute one"mummered Mr.Hankey with his head down in sorrow.
"gotta find binladen gotta find binladen gotta find Binladen" thought Gohan while runnig around in the hallways of his school and then turning super.
After running for about two minutes and beating up Binladens henchmen Gohan finally reached the principles office where he saw something he did'nt wish to see.
In the principles office Gohan saw Binladen making out with his gym teacher on the floor.
"I did'nt know Mr.Chico was that desperate"thought Gohan in digust when all of a sudden Mr.Chico noticed this new golden haired wonder and called him over to join the party.Gohan being strait and all said no and let Binladen make out with his gym teacher for ten more minutes.
Ten minutes later after all the noises going on Gohan decided it was time to beat up Binladen and go home to rest and get his mind of this day.
''Bindladen your time is up" said Gohan while walking through the door.
"Fine ill kill you and get back to my bussiness" said Binladen while grabbing his gun and trying to shoot Gohan but poorly misses. After Binladens bullets run out Gohan takes this chance and beats him up with one punch."Well that's over with" mummered Gohan as he flew out the school not noticing a figure looking at him,unfortinatly for Gohan ,Videl got curios of why it was taking so long for Gohan to use the bathroom if it was right across the hall and she heard no gun shots right away so while Mr.Hankey was under is desk crying about a dead Gohan,Videl went out in the hallway to look for him but was surprised to see all of Binladens guard knocked out and Binladen himself was knocked out and Mr.Chico was crying so Videl rushed outside in time to see a figure flying away and right then Videl knew that figure was Gohan.
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Iv never had the chance to update....but today I was able to finish chapter 2 hurray
pleaz R&R and tell me whatcha think ^_^