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"Another, Another, Another,"

"How about," she saw Rory walk by Luke's with Lane, "Rorylocks and the Three Boys,"

"Is there a prince?" Belinda demanded.

"There are three...all the boys are princes."

"She better end up with one of them," Susie muttered.

Lil Jimmy complained, "Does it have dragons?"

"Once upon a time in a land not so far away, lived a girl named Rorylocks, who lived with her really cool mom Lorelai,"

"That's your name." Danny raised his hand and pointed out.

"Who's telling the story. So one day Rorylocks was going to go to the library to read when she saw a nice house- but there was a dragon in front of it. So she tried to reason with him to move but all he did was breath fire at her. So she distracted it by reading it some him a book, and then she threw a really heavy book bag at it, and she killed it."

"YAY," Lil Jimmy exclaimed.

"So Rorylocks went into to the house and saw three boys at home,"

"That's not how Goldilocks happened," Joey pointed out.

"It's not Goldilocks, it's Rorylocks, so she went into the house and saw three boys, Prince Dean, Prince Jess, and Prince Tristan. They were all good looking so Rory thought she might date them. First she dated Prince Dean, but she complained he was too...always there, never letting her be alone. Second she dated Prince Tristan, but he was too snobby. And then she dated Prince Jess but he was too much of a punk- so she went home, and then went to Yale-"

"She has to end up with one of them!" Susie and Belinda shouted at the same time.

Lil Jimmy whined, "She has too,"

"Well she was going to give Prince Dean another chance but he was married to Princess Lindsay the homemaker...she absolutely didn't end up with Prince Jess cause he ran off to rule the kingdom of California....um to that Tristan guy, she meets up with him at Yale- he's changed and is very nice, and after they graduate they live happily ever after the end."

"That's better," Belinda announced.

Susie swooned, "I bet Tristan is cute,"

Robby was back in action, "Another, Another, Another,"

"Another, Another, Another,"

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