I love Sailor Moon and I love Gundam Wing, so what better thing to do than to combine them in a high-explosive fanfic? Complete with guns and violence. ^^ (AN: Not suitable for anyone who hasn't read _anything_ Gundam or SM, understand?)

Anyways, just a couple of notes: **** means that it's to a different scene. Got it? Yeah! Okay! Oh! Let's Go!

Oh yeah, ^_^'' AN: I don't own anything in this story except the plotline. Wow. Impressive, -. - I know. But hey! It works as a disclaimer! Doesn't it? Eh...don't answer that please. ^-^'''''''

Just to warn you all: My muses really caught me, tied me up and gagged me, and then proceeded to run away with this. I was *not* intending to write it like this, but now that my muses have insisted (*cough* scratch that. More like beaten me over the head with it), I like it. ^-^'' And I think I finally know how I'm going to get to where I was heading with this. Trust me; I got a couple of really cool ideas. But how to get there, um...take the blue squiggly road south, and then turn onto the road that has a little airplane figure next to it... ^-^.


Negotiating With the Enemy (With Style)


"So you wanted to talk," Minako said, crossing her arms in front of her, "So talk." The five Gundam pilots exchanged glances. Finally Quatre cleared his throat.

"Well..."

"Why were you guys at the compound the other day? Truly." The boys glared at Duo who tried to hide behind an exasperated Wufei. Rei sighed. Usagi nodded to indicate she would answer.

"It's complicated. We were not there to hamper you so much as complete our own mission. You just happened to be there-"

"In the way," Minako muttered. Usagi flashed a look at her and Minako suddenly looked ashamed.

"-when we were. The fact that our paths crossed was chance, even though we were expecting you to come." Heero nodded. It was a good answer, but not telling.

"You still haven't answered why," Quatre observed.

"The same exact reason you were." said Ami.

"So where is it now." he pressed. Ami shook her head, "But that would be telling." she answered smiling.

"You don't know where it is." Heero said shortly.

"Never said that."

"But-"

"Our turn to ask questions now," Rei snapped.

"Why do you want it?" Makoto asked, mimicking Minako's stance and crossing her arms in front of her.

"Because it's our mission," Quatre answered. Makoto raised an eyebrow at him.

"And...?"

"That's all you need to know," Heero cut in. Usagi frowned at him.

"Are we going to just keep running into each other like this and being hostile?" No one answered her. "Wouldn't it be easier to know why you want it and then try to work out some sort of arrangement-"

"We don't make 'arrangements' with others like you." Usagi bristled. Makoto cocked her head.

"Define 'like you' please," she said calmly. Heero made to reach for his gun. Just shooting them would be so much easier. Quatre put a hand up slightly to indicate he knew exactly what Heero was doing. He shook his head ever so slightly. Heero, miffed, didn't pull his gun, but he didn't move his hand either.

"Others," Heero answered her.

"Fine," Usagi snapped, "But if our paths cross again, you'd better get out of the way or risk getting shot."

"The only one who risks getting shot will be you," Heero retorted. Usagi sniffed and turned.

"Let's go, this movie obviously isn't worth seeing if people like these are here to watch it." She turned to leave, Minako and Makoto flanking her. Ami and Rei waited until they were ahead before finally following them out, glancing once over their shoulders warily before exiting through the double doors of the theater.

"Well that didn't go as well as I'd hoped," Quatre said into the stillness.

"Does this mean we can go back and finish watching the movie?" Duo asked after another long silence. Wufei whacked him on the back of the head. "We have more important things to worry about at the moment or have you lost all your brains this time?"

Duo rubbed the back of his head. "Sheesh, I thought we were done with them now. If we see them again, we just shoot at them, right?"

"Not exactly."

"I have a feeling that we will need their help sometime soon, if they're as good as they seem," Quatre said, still gazing at the double doors.

"Well lets hope that time never comes," Trowa said quietly, embracing Quatre.


"Can't you find anything on them?" Quatre asked as Duo shook his head.

"Someone is very thorough with their clean-up work. Nope, no trace of them on the net." Heero was suddenly struck with an idea.

"Duo,"

"Hm?"

"Check the restricted files." Quatre's gaze snapped up to meet Heero's steady one.

"You don't mean..."

"If they are Gundam pilots, their doctors would have information on them, their training, abilities, etc."

"Right! On it now!" Duo said as his fingers raced over the keyboard. Everyone waited anxiously, the sound of clicking the only noise in the otherwise still room. Then it stopped.

"I think...there." Duo leaned back in his chair and pointed to the screen. "That's them all right."


Pilot 101 - Code name: Mercury
Pilot of the Gundam Icecrush
Id: XXXG-OIIC Icecrush
Height: 5'2"
Notes: Skilled and trained in strategy and sabotage. Particularly gifted in computer hacking and an overall genius.
Medical Files

Pilot 102 – Code name: Venus
Pilot of the Gundam Evenstar
Id: XXXG-OIES Evenstar
Height: 5'2"
Notes: Skilled and trained in automatic/semi-automatic weapon's usage. Deadly accuracy with firearms.

Pilot 103 – Code name: Moon
Pilot of the Gundam Justice Angel
Id: XXXG-OIJA Justice Angel
Height: 4'11"
Notes: Trained in leadership and tactics.

Pilot 104 – Code name: Mars
Pilot of the Gundam Firebird
Id: XXXG-OIFB Firebird
Height: 5'3"
Notes: Trained in demolition and destruction. Particularly enjoys working with explosives and fire. Classified as a pyromaniac.
Medical Files

Pilot 105 – Code name: Jupiter
Pilot of the Gundam Thundershock
Id: XXXG-OIT Thundershock
Height: 5'7"
Notes: Skilled and trained in all styles of hand-to-hand combat.
Medical files


"That's strange."

"What?"

"They have medical files on three of them, but not the other two."

"Do you think they're really med. files?"

"Only one way to find out, Duo,"

"Yep, they're links. Just a sec." click


Medical Profile for Pilot 11
Height: 5'2"
Weight: 100 lbs.
Vaccines: Flu, Tetanus...


"Here, just skip down."

"There! Aha! I knew it!"


Notes: Uncanny coincidental temperature drops when angered and ability to withstand severe cold. (See recorded temperatures).


"Go to pilot fifteen's medical file notes," Wufei said as he stepped closer to get a better look.


Notes: Inexplicable ability to retain electrical charges and emanate them at will. When induced with static electricity, able to retain 100% of the electrical charge and release 100% of it over a time span of two minutes. Higher electrical charges resulted in a lower percentile in ability to keep the electrical charge. Multiple charges given over a series of four hours yielded 100%...


"That's enough Duo." Duo gratefully closed the window, got out of the chair, and looked at the others. He looked ill, Wufei noticed. The files must have upset him.

"That's just so...sick," Duo whispered, loud enough for only Wufei to hear.

"So now we know what we're up against," Trowa said quietly.

"My question is: who trained them?" Quatre asked as Heero sat down in the computer chair.

"Well here it says the testing and observations were done by Dr. D and Dr. P. Training was taught by Dr. Q and Dr. Z. The Gundams were built by Dr. R."

"Those are the names of professors who work for DARK, I recognize them," Quatre remarked, surprised. "They're very stingy in their work. They came looking for a grant to help finish a project they'd been working on. The papers were sketchy and it didn't look like a good proposition. I guess I was wrong." Quatre sighed.

"Who's dark?" Wufei asked.

"D.A.R.K. Stands for defense against the Relena knights. They're a form of hit and run fighters who are against the peace Relena is striving for." Quatre supplied.

"Why would anyone not want peace?" Duo asked confused.

"They thought life was better under OZ, when the governing of the colonies was forfeited to OZ. They want peace, but they also want a complete, industrial centered, ruling dictatorship," Heero answered.

"That's why they want it," Quatre breathed. They all turned to look at him. "That's why they were trying to get it. They work for DARK and were trained by professors who believe in DARK."

"They want it so DARK can use it against Relena-" Trowa added.

"Most likely at the meeting here, set in June," Heero observed.

"Oh my god," Duo said, eyes wide, "They're going to blow up the conference!"


(AN: Bwahahahaha! Am I evil or am I evil? Cliffhanger! *hugs self* I just love it! Well...I'm gonna go ahead and post the next section soon after this so there won't be a cliffhanger too long. ^. ~ Cool, I'm done! *For now!* O.o what will I think of next? *I hope _something_, and quickly!* Goodness knows you're all probably about ready to throw me off a cliff or something for not updating! *Looks sheepish* Sorry! I'm trying here! (Oh! And I believe that thanks are in order for:

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