Authors Notes:I have foun dthat if you go to my school and you've never seen the show you'll find this funny.Unless you're one of the people I hate and I torture you.Oh,and I'm now going to use peoples' real names.So it won't be 'Girl' or 'Boy' any more.^^
Disclaimer: Shippo-No one owns Inuyasha.Except Rumiko Takahashi.
Stripe-So don't sue me.
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-In the Middle of Social Studies-
Stripe:Any more questions?
Sydney:Are Inuyasha's ears soft?
Kelly:Yesh.But you may not feel them for they are MINE!
Jared:Can you suck up our teacher?
Miroku:No.Unfortunately not.*mouths*'Yet'
Syria:If you're from modern Japan then why are you wearing old fashioned clothes?
Inu Gang:...er...
Kagome:Culture Festival...?
Syria:OK!
Niki:Whats that big thing on your back?*points to Sango's boomerang*
Sango:That would be a boomerang made out of the bones of demons called Hiraikotsu.
Niki:The demons were called Hiraikotsu?
Sango:No,thats the boomerang's name.
Niki:You named a boomerang?
Sango:I'll be seeing you after school.
Niki:Ulp.
Miroku:And a question to all the girls:Will you bare my child?
Sango:Is that the only thing you know how to say?
Miroku:Nearly.
All(Except Miroku):o.o;
Teacher:So tell us about the Fuedal Era.
Inuyasha:There's fragments of the sacred jewel scattered everywhere...
Kagome:You're considered an adult around 14(I think thats true anyways...o.O)
Miroku:The girls are pretty...
Sango:The houshis have sick minds...
Shippo:And there's demons EVERYWHERE!
Bell:*rings*
-At Lunch-
Stripe:*gets out lunch**lunch has disapeared*
Shippo:I'm HUNGRY!
Kelly:Inudoggy can have my lunch.
Stripe:*grins stupidly and hops up and down*This is the Hyper song!And its not very long!
Kelly:*seeming to go normal*You sound better when you sing from the heart you know.
Stripe:Really?*blink*Oh well.I'll do that when I acctually want to win a talent contest.
Kelly:Which you'll never enter because you can't sing when your nervous.
Inu gang:*stare blankly*Wha?
Stripe:She gets seriouser after lunch and I get less seriouser.'Cause I get hyper!
Kelly:Then we switch back after 4th period.
Stripe:*evil grin*We're using the computers today...this should be fun...
Principal of doom:(translated)All of you will be mindless perfect clones or you will be sent to detintion.This means yuo will never talk,eat or move.
Kagome:He looks like an eagle.
Inuyasha:Yeah.
Stripe:True.An eagle evil.I mean evil eagle.
Kelly:When you're hyper can't you do the talking rapidly and non-stop thing?
Stripe:Yup.Itsfun'causeifIevertypethisouttheredoesn'thavetobeanyspacesanditshardtoreadortranslateandwheneverIrunoutofthingstosayIstartsaying'Iwenttothestore'butnooneevernoticesbecauseItalktoofasttobeheard.
Inuyasha:Wha?
Shippo:She said:"Its fun 'cause if I ever type this out there doesn't have to be any spaces and its hard to read or translate and whenever I run out of things to say I start saying 'I went to the store' but no one ever notices because I talk too fast to be heard."
Kagome:How do you know?
Shippo:'CauseIcantalklikethattoothoughittakesalotofpracticeandyouhavetobeabletocomeupwithstufffastoryou'llpauseandruinit.
Stripe:Yay!Someone who understands my language ^^ I ish sho happy.*sees friend walking by*Shit down.Oh oops...I said 'shit' instead of 'shit' again...
Kelly:*To the tune of 'Oops I did it again' by Brittney Spears*And now everyone thinks I am weird.
Stripe:Not the evil cat lady! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dean:Demerit for using overly long words.
Stripe:Meanie.*sticks out tounge*
Dean:Oh,nevermind.You're in hyper mode so it isn't your fault.
Stripe:Yesh!^^
Bell:*rings*
-In fourth Period-
Stripe:Computers again?There is evil stuff to show to the foreign exchange students,that there is. D
Kelly:Be afraid...Be VERY afraid...
Miroku:Afraid of what?
Stripe:You shall see...
Miroku:When?
Stripe:Next Chapter.Now hush up!
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Authors Notes:
Ok,This fic will probably be shown to about half the school.The Rurouni kenshin one already was.Kelly made a book out of it -.- And so she won't kill me later,Kelly is not this stupid in real life.Now...REVIEW OR I SHALL SEND INUDOGGY ON YOU!
Reviews:
Kelly-Eh...Sorry.I'm going to make fun of EVERYONE.Tell me who I can torture to make up for it.Alex Bombuh is already on the list by the way.I'm also gonna make fun of myself so don't worry.
Sango-Thank yee very much ^^
DemongirlofInuyasha-Sadly,you don't go to my school.And the gym teacher is eviler than you think...jut wit 'til Tuesday...
Next time:
The extremes.Long 4th and boring 5th periods.Though with The Inu gang they shouldn't be too awfully boring...
Disclaimer: Shippo-No one owns Inuyasha.Except Rumiko Takahashi.
Stripe-So don't sue me.
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-In the Middle of Social Studies-
Stripe:Any more questions?
Sydney:Are Inuyasha's ears soft?
Kelly:Yesh.But you may not feel them for they are MINE!
Jared:Can you suck up our teacher?
Miroku:No.Unfortunately not.*mouths*'Yet'
Syria:If you're from modern Japan then why are you wearing old fashioned clothes?
Inu Gang:...er...
Kagome:Culture Festival...?
Syria:OK!
Niki:Whats that big thing on your back?*points to Sango's boomerang*
Sango:That would be a boomerang made out of the bones of demons called Hiraikotsu.
Niki:The demons were called Hiraikotsu?
Sango:No,thats the boomerang's name.
Niki:You named a boomerang?
Sango:I'll be seeing you after school.
Niki:Ulp.
Miroku:And a question to all the girls:Will you bare my child?
Sango:Is that the only thing you know how to say?
Miroku:Nearly.
All(Except Miroku):o.o;
Teacher:So tell us about the Fuedal Era.
Inuyasha:There's fragments of the sacred jewel scattered everywhere...
Kagome:You're considered an adult around 14(I think thats true anyways...o.O)
Miroku:The girls are pretty...
Sango:The houshis have sick minds...
Shippo:And there's demons EVERYWHERE!
Bell:*rings*
-At Lunch-
Stripe:*gets out lunch**lunch has disapeared*
Shippo:I'm HUNGRY!
Kelly:Inudoggy can have my lunch.
Stripe:*grins stupidly and hops up and down*This is the Hyper song!And its not very long!
Kelly:*seeming to go normal*You sound better when you sing from the heart you know.
Stripe:Really?*blink*Oh well.I'll do that when I acctually want to win a talent contest.
Kelly:Which you'll never enter because you can't sing when your nervous.
Inu gang:*stare blankly*Wha?
Stripe:She gets seriouser after lunch and I get less seriouser.'Cause I get hyper!
Kelly:Then we switch back after 4th period.
Stripe:*evil grin*We're using the computers today...this should be fun...
Principal of doom:(translated)All of you will be mindless perfect clones or you will be sent to detintion.This means yuo will never talk,eat or move.
Kagome:He looks like an eagle.
Inuyasha:Yeah.
Stripe:True.An eagle evil.I mean evil eagle.
Kelly:When you're hyper can't you do the talking rapidly and non-stop thing?
Stripe:Yup.Itsfun'causeifIevertypethisouttheredoesn'thavetobeanyspacesanditshardtoreadortranslateandwheneverIrunoutofthingstosayIstartsaying'Iwenttothestore'butnooneevernoticesbecauseItalktoofasttobeheard.
Inuyasha:Wha?
Shippo:She said:"Its fun 'cause if I ever type this out there doesn't have to be any spaces and its hard to read or translate and whenever I run out of things to say I start saying 'I went to the store' but no one ever notices because I talk too fast to be heard."
Kagome:How do you know?
Shippo:'CauseIcantalklikethattoothoughittakesalotofpracticeandyouhavetobeabletocomeupwithstufffastoryou'llpauseandruinit.
Stripe:Yay!Someone who understands my language ^^ I ish sho happy.*sees friend walking by*Shit down.Oh oops...I said 'shit' instead of 'shit' again...
Kelly:*To the tune of 'Oops I did it again' by Brittney Spears*And now everyone thinks I am weird.
Stripe:Not the evil cat lady! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dean:Demerit for using overly long words.
Stripe:Meanie.*sticks out tounge*
Dean:Oh,nevermind.You're in hyper mode so it isn't your fault.
Stripe:Yesh!^^
Bell:*rings*
-In fourth Period-
Stripe:Computers again?There is evil stuff to show to the foreign exchange students,that there is. D
Kelly:Be afraid...Be VERY afraid...
Miroku:Afraid of what?
Stripe:You shall see...
Miroku:When?
Stripe:Next Chapter.Now hush up!
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Authors Notes:
Ok,This fic will probably be shown to about half the school.The Rurouni kenshin one already was.Kelly made a book out of it -.- And so she won't kill me later,Kelly is not this stupid in real life.Now...REVIEW OR I SHALL SEND INUDOGGY ON YOU!
Reviews:
Kelly-Eh...Sorry.I'm going to make fun of EVERYONE.Tell me who I can torture to make up for it.Alex Bombuh is already on the list by the way.I'm also gonna make fun of myself so don't worry.
Sango-Thank yee very much ^^
DemongirlofInuyasha-Sadly,you don't go to my school.And the gym teacher is eviler than you think...jut wit 'til Tuesday...
Next time:
The extremes.Long 4th and boring 5th periods.Though with The Inu gang they shouldn't be too awfully boring...