(disclaimer for yyh, i don't own them though i wish i had...non-yaoi...get over
it...)

THE OTHER HALF Ashlynn : HIEI!!!!

Lexie : WAKE-

Ashlynn : UP!!!

L. and A. : WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAKEY!!!

Hiei : *opens his eyes* AH!!! Get out of my tree!!!

Ashlynn : It's in our backyard, it's my tree!!!

Kurama : I thought this was Genkai's temple, it's her tree then, no?

Lexie : I think you just answered your own question.

Ashlynn : Besides, I'm the one who cooks and cleans!!

Genkai : *walks outside* Yes, but this is my temple, I own everything within range...

L. and A. : Oh... Sorry, Hiei, but it's time to get up !!!

Hiei : I'll get up as soon as you get off-

Lexie : Your tree ??

Hiei : No, my stomach !!!!!

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Ashlynn : *starts picking up the plates around the table* That breakfeast was good ^__^

Lexie : How can you stand carrot waffles and 'inhale' them at the same time ??

Ashlynn : That's a secret ^__^

Yusuke : Ya, so keep it, I feel sick just by the smell of 'em.

Shavian : Well at least she gave you normal waffles, she gave me chocolate chip-

Yusuke : *goes for her waffles*

Shavian : And if you don't want my fork down your throat, get your ruddy paws off my plate !!

Kuwabara : Can I have them ??

Shavian : *spits by his foot* Does that answer your question ?

Shei : Oh Shavian, at least he asked ! Isn't that right Bu Bu Bear ??

Bakura : Yes dear...

Kuwabara : Ewww... fire youko germs...

Shavian : So, are you scared of me ??

Kuwabara : If I say yes, will you give me your waffles ??

Shavian : No...

Kuwabara :Then I, the Great Kazuma Kuwabara, am not afraid of y-

Shavian : *trips him* Whoops...

Tori : *runs into the kitchen sceaming* WHO PUT ORANGE DYE IN MY SHAMPOO ?!?!?!?!

L. and A. : *whistle innocently* Who, us ??

Tori : ARRRGH !!! NOW MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE HIS ALMOST !!!! *points to Kuwabara*

L.and A. : I knew you looked familiar !!!

Tori : YOU TWO ARE DEAD !!!

L. and A. : Oops... *runs opposite ways* AAAHHHHH THE ORANGE LADY'S GONNA GET US !!! *run into each other and fall backwards*

Kurama : *sighs* I think you need someone to watch all of you...

Pam : OOO !!! I WILL *raises her hand*

L. and A. : NOOOOOOOO NOT HER !!!!!

Gakon : She's perfectly capable of doing the job, no ?

Lexie : You just answered your own question...

P. and G. : *grunt and crosses their arms*

Kurama : We'll worry about that later, I'm going outside to train before Koenma decides to give us another mission.

Hiei : He's been giving one to us right after another. What's the point of training ?

Ryan : Dudes, like, you can train me !! I want to be as strong as the Hedgehog !!

Hiei : Who are you calling a Hedgehog you-you-um...DAFFIDOL STICK TYPE PERSON !!!

Ryan : Dude, you like, don't have to yell in my ear. Peace out dude ! *walks in the other room with Bakura*

Shei : BU BU BEAR !! WAIT UP !!! *follows him on her broom*

Yusuke : They need more than someone to watch them, they need a babysitter...

Botan : Bingo Bingo !! You win the prize !! *appears with a pop*

Ashlynn : YAY !! BOTAN'S HERE !!!!!!! *jumps beside Botan on her oar*

Lexie : *jumps up on the other side* What'd he win, what'd he win ??

Botan : Another mission from You-Know-Who, that's what.

Lexie : Ohhhhhh !!

L. and A. : We thought he won a high amount of sugar he'd share with us !!!

Botan : No, but I'll ask Koenma about that-

Ashlynn : KOENMA ????????????????????? ONWARDS !!!!!!!

Botan : Oh no not again...

Ashlynn : Tell me, where's Koko ???

Koenma : *appears in his teenage form* I'm right here...

Ashlynn : OH YAY !!!!! *jumps on him knocking him to the ground* Hello my love, my absolute love, no other love like my love, love !!! ^__^

Koenma : I'm doing you all a favor !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kurama : Yes 'Koko' sir, we understand that *laughs*

Koenma : You know I'm going to kill you Kurama.

Hiei : Hn. How can the baby lord find time ??

Ashlynn : *turns to Sailor Wind and bonks Hiei on the head with her Big Wind Mallot*

Hiei : *rubs his head* OWWWW !!!!

Lexie : WEEEE !!

Hiei : Hn. What was that for ?

Ashlynn : For being stupid !!!

Koenma : Anyway !!! The reason I came here was to announce another mission.

Yusuke : What a total and complete surprize-

Kuwabara : Ummm, sorry Koenma, but I can't make it !!!

Ashlynn : OOOHHH OOOHHH I'll-

Koenma :No, you will not, Shavian will.

Yusuke : Thank you Koenma !!

Kayko : What's that supposed to mean ??

Yusuke : I don't have to be wih Ashlynn !!

K.and A. : WHAT's so good about that ??

Yusuke : Well, see, um, I-

Koenma : Will come and do your mission !!! C'mon !

Shavian : At least I don't have to stare at that ugly head of yours Kuwabara...

Koenma : Hiei, You should, stay back too...

Hiei : Hn... Why ??

Kurama : Don't worry Hiei, we'll take-

Ashlynn : ME !!!!!!

A.B.A. :NO !!!!!!

Koenma : Tori, why don't you come...

Shavian : *grunts* Why the goody two shoes ??

Tori :*comes into the room with her black hair back* I am not a goody two shoes ! Let's go *disappears*

Hiei : Hn !! *sits and bangs his head on the table a couple times, then rests his chin on it* I hate all of you.

Ashlynn : Ya know, It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it takes none to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Hiei : Leave me alone, I REALLY hate you.

Ashlynn : I love you too Hiei, I love you too.