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Jack Sparrow...oh Jack Sparrow. How should I describe that handsome rogue. Anything with HOTT in it!!!! I left the room hoping that he would sweep me off my feet right then and there. I sighed at the fact that it would never happen. Chances are if Jack was smart enough then he wouldn't come to Port Royal ever again. And I would die here with a strange man and birth his kids and die miserable on this flowery rock. Is it flowery? I never noticed in the movie. Anyway.............

As I walked out of the bedroom I entered a long hallway where one side was a balcony that overlooked the entry room. The side was a wall filled with family portrets and paintings and all that......back then shit. I saw a few little oak tables that held bouqets of beautiful wildflowers that filled the hallway with their sweet honey scent. I can't turn down a pretty smelling flower so I took a deep breathe of the aroma.

I continued on my way and as I walked down the spiral stairway I spotted them. I stared at them as if I was looking at celebrities. It's not to bad. Just surprised. Either way I changed my expression to normal when they turned around to look at me.

"Thaya!How wonderful to see you!" Elizabeth squealed and sort of jogged up the stairs.

"Hi!" I had to force myself to look equally happy. It hurt my face. She was like a glowing angel with the biggest smile possible. Unfortunatley with my luck in this century I lost my balance and tumbled down the stairs knocking into Elizabeth and taking her down the rest of the way with me. We made one hell of a ruckous.

"Fuck!" I moaned as I was helped to my feet.

"Fuck?" Will repeated.

"What's that mean dear?" James asked me.

I rolled my eyes in complete disbelief and said, "Nothing. Absolutely nothing at all. It's not important."

I was utterly embarassed and the tone of my face showed to prove it.

"Are you ill?" Elizabeth asked sounding worried.

"No. Just embarassed." I replied forcing a smile.

"Well. Shall we be off then?" Will suggested.

"As long as I don't get hurt again." I replied.

"I surely hope not. Were only going to my fathers." Elizabeth answered laughing.

So then we left. I was escorted by my...............by James. I just don't feel comfortable calling him my husband when I don't even know the man. I mean, why don't you try waking up after fainting because you sucked through the portal of 'hell!' and then wake up next to a strange man the next morning who is supposed to be your husband!!!!!I sighed as the carriage left my house. Even though I was completely distraught I still tried to make the best of things. So anway...........

There we were riding in a piece of shit on wheels. It was rickity, noisy, smelly, overpolished, badly cushioned, bouncy, and just plain old. I thought it would fall apart at any moment. I obviously wasn't myself because everyone kept asking me if I was alright. Yeah I answered them. Even though I didn't want to.

I looked out the window where the harbor was in sight. There were hundreds of ships out there but not one had black sails. I looked out the window on the other side of the carriage to see the govenors house. Of course I had to practically sit in James lap to do so. It was huge! It was more spectacular then it was in the movie. The horses came to a halt and we piled out like ladies and gentleman. Well I didn't. I just stumbled out of it. I on the other hand, wasn't trained like a pet monkey on a friggin leash. I wouldn't even do it for a banana.

My supposed to be uncle was waiting for us in the dining room. There was a large variety of foods on the table. Such as Pork, veggies, fruits, salads, pastas, cakes and other stuff that looked pretty good.

"Welcome, welcome, welcome. Come sit down." Govenor Swanne said. "Good to see you again Thaya. How was your honeymoon if you don't mind me asking."

I would love to say 'it was the worst day of my life' and see James mortified expression but then again, what would become of me if I did. "It was lovely. Thank you for asking."

He nodded and motioned for everyone to eat. I didn't know what to eat. I wasn't that hungry so I just piled up on fruits and a piece of cake. Everyone was having a wonderful time just talking. I on the other hand wanted to get the hell out of there. So I raised from my seat.

"May I be excused for a walk. I could use a bit of fresh air."

"Would you like me to come along?" James asked.

"Don't bother dear. I'll be fine on my own. Continue with your conversation. Please." I said trying to sound like a good wife.

James nodded with a smile and kissed my hand before I left. I walked out and headed to the town. Alot of people were out and about. I noticed an old couple holding hands and the husband handed his wife a bouget of flowers. She looked so happy. It was so cute I couldn't help but smell. Not knowing where I was going I turned down an alley and was run over by someone and we both fell to the floor.

"What the hell was that for!?" I shrieked. I opened my eyes and saw a tall tan man with long black dreadlocks that had several coins and such in it. He had a beard that was braided and beaded into two strands and he was definitely dressed like a pirate. I knew that man!I gasped in surprise that he had actually returned.

"Sorry there missy." He helped me up. "What's yer name."he asked as he looked me over and grinned when he looked back up at my face.

"Names...."oops almost told him my real name. "Names Thaya. And you are?" I asked pretending not to know.

"Captain Jack Sparrow at yer service." he even bowed when he said it.

I couldn't help but laugh. He smiled up at me and took a look around us. That's when I heard people shouting. Jack pulled me behind a cart.

"I need yer help lass or the ol' Sparrow 'el ne'er get outta 'ere." he said looking into my eyes. He looked pretty serious. Like it was a life and death situation. I'm sure it is.

"And what can I do to help someone such yourself?" I asked.

"If ye have a place to hide me then I would highly appreciate it. I need a plan but I haven't thought of one yet." he gave me an 'Oh well. I tried' look.

I bit my bottom lip and thought about where I could possibly help this sexy thing. hehe. Then it hit me.

Wait here and I'll come get you tonight. It'll be dark so you probably won't be noticed so much." I looked behind the cart where soldiers started to come closer and closer. "Just hide here under the cart and I'll come back as soon as possible." I turned to leave but Jack caught me by the arm and pulled me back.

"Thanks luv. I really 'preciate it." he smiled and let me go. I smiled back and quickly turned to leave.

Ok now all I had to do was come back tonight and.......omg! What if he lets me onboard his ship! This was the perfect opportunity. That's it. I'm asking him tonight.

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