::::::::::::::::sry it took so long to update. I got in trouble. *OoOopsie!* lol. Anyway, not that you care HAHA!...........*sigh* I'm kinda crazy today. Just got back from THE zoo. Was bored shitless, but i got to see the lions and tigers and monkeys, Oh my! sry couldn't find any bears. Unless you count the red panda as a bear...?????????. Soooo read, review and enjoy!::::::::::::::

I was awoken by the faint splash of water against the side of the ship. My eyes fluttered open and I sat up in alarm forgetting that I had been transported. I eased and rubbed my face with my hands. I got up and looked out the little round window above my bed. A huge splash of water hit the window making me jump. Yeah...I'm like that in the morning. I cleared my throat noticing I was parched. But I didn't have any water in my room. I looked around for a clean pair of clothes and spotted some on the desk. It was piratewear of course!

So I put the stuff on. I was wearing:: loose black pants, dark brown boots, a red bandana wrapped around my waist with a belt to hold my pistol and a place to hold my sword, and a loose white shirt that had a v-cut to it. Luckily I still had my bra with me or wouldn't feel comfortable.

I walked out of my cabin and out onto the deck. Everyone was at work and turned to look at me as I walked uncomfortabley through the crowd. Jack was at the helm and hadn't noticed me come up because he was to busy humming "Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me" to himself.

"Ahoy Jack."

He came back to reality and looked down at me with a stern expression on his face. "Thaz captian to ye."

"Sorry." I replied and looked out into the vast horizon.

"I see ye found yer clothes. They fit?" he asked as he examined me.

"Yeah they fit. Um..wheres the kitchen? I need some water." I asked.

Jack looked at me for moment then called out for Cotton. The old man came forward with that damn bird on his shoulder.

"Take 'er down and fetch 'er some water."

The old man nodded and turned to leave. I followed him down and tried to make a conversation with him until I remembered that his tongue was cut out. Poor poor man. Atleast it didn't happen to me!Tee hee! I'm so evil. Anywaaaaay.........

I tried to get the water myself but Cotton had to act like the hero and forbidded me to get it myself. I kept giving him looks behind his back because I'm immature like that. Infact the parrot saw me do it once and squaked at me. Then it tried to bite me. Stupid parrot. 'I HATE YOU!DAMN YOU TO HELL!' I screamed in my head. It was probably thinking the same thing about me.

It seemed like an hour for him to just get me my water. Instead of handing it to me he practically threw it at me. So of course I got wet, but I didn't complain. I gave him another dirty look. This time the parrot flew at me and I fell to the floor with him still attacking me. Cotton turned around and attempted to laugh (but nothing came out)when he saw what had happened. Now my ass hurt and so did my pride.

Cotton left and the parrot flew after him squacking with his bloody victory screech. I got up and got the water myself this time. When I had refreshed myself I decided to go back up on deck.

"Today sucks major monkey balls." I mumbled to myself.

I looked around and noticed that for the first time no one was staring at me. In fact they were all ignoring me.

"Get outta the way!" A big tough scary looking man yelled at me. He was carrying something big and obviously heavy because even someone as 'manly' as he was struggling with it. I moved to the side and was bumped by AnnaMaria who was tugging on the sail lines. Unfortunately she was the only one that payed any respect to me because she already went through this torture once before. She helped me up and slapped my back.

"Ye best watch yerself..er...what's ye name?" she asked as continued to work on the lines.

"I'm Thaya." I said as I watched her.

She turned around. She held out a hand and smiled. "Names Anna Maria. Need any help or back up then come to me. None of these scumballs will do a thing for a woman. 'cept Jack that is." She said and rolled her eyes.

"Thanks. I appreciate it. I'm not exactly having a good start." I said.

"They'll get used to ye." she asnwered and left to do somin else.

But that's what Jack told me! God, there like peas in a pod. Think the same, don't act the same, do they drink the same?, and they dress the same. Well they are close enough to peas in a pod. 50% at least. I decided to put that thought away and I went to look for Jack. He wasn't at the helm. In fact, I couldn't find him anywhere up deck. So I went downstairs looking for him.

After a while, when I was about to give up, I found him where the liquor(mainly rum) was stored. He was drowning himself with mugs of rum. I couldn't help but laugh outloud. He was singing something but I couldn't understand him. He saw me and his face lit up. He got up and pulled me down to the floor with him. He handed me a bottle of rum.

"So this is what you do in your spare time?" I asked grinning. I liked this spare time thing!

"Ye got it, love. And did ye notice that were alone?" he asked and moved closer to me.

"Yes I did."I said and laughed.

"Well don't ye think that this is the perfect opportunity then?"

I didn't want to but then again I wanted to. So I just messed with his head. "Gee Jack I dunno. Do you think we should?"

"Why not. Yer a handsome girl and I'm a beautiful man. Were perfect for eachother."

"Jack...your drunk." I said laughing.

"I am?" he said and looked down at himself.

"Yes! Come on, I'm going to take you to your cabin."

"Can I take the rum with me?"

"Yes you can take the rum with you."

"Ok then!" he shouted and passed out.

I just stood there and looked at him for no apparent reason for a while. Well...I can't carry him. So I had to leave him. I went back to my cabin and layed there for awhile just thinking about things.

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