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About two weeks have passed and I almost lost my mind. There hasn't been one storm, not one fight, not one port, and not one sight of freakin land! I sat on a gunpowder barrel behind the helm and sighed. I had to admit. I had a great view of Jack's ass. But still, who in their right mind likes to look at an ass? I don't. Maybe a glance if I like the guy. Jack's one of which I speak of. I sighed again and got up. Jack turned his head to me with a questioning expression.
"What's wrong love?" he asked and turned back to the horizon.
"I'm so bored." I replied and leaned against the railing next to him. Now I had a strange feeling that he was staring at my ass. I turned around and caught him snapping his gaze back at the horizon. He then turned to me like nothing happened and smiled.
"Ye know ye still have a bed and the ol' Sparrow." he said and grinned.
I almost slapped him and he was expecting it. You could tell the way he scrunched his eyes shut. I laughed a little, quietly and stood up and leaned against his arm. He looked at me curiously.
"Why ye leanin on me?"
"Cuz yer the only thing that's holdin me up right now." I replied.
He took this as flirting....well I sort of was but not entirely. He wrapped his arm around me and we just stood there for another hour. Bored.
When it started to get dark we went down to eat. Some of us went down before others, because you know, someone has to watch the ship! Anyway...AnaMaria pulled me aside to talk.
"What be the meanin of ye n Jack actin like that?" she asked.
I gave her stunned and confused look, "What?"
"I saw ye. Leanin on him for awhile and his arm around you." She said sounding a bit annoyed. "It's one thing for ye two to be lovers but keep it to yerselves." she added.
"LOVERS!" I whispered loudly.
"You heard me."
"Listen we are NOT lovers! I was leaning on him because I was so bored from nothing happening for two weeks that I practically fell over! And god only knows why he put his arm around me."
"Well he obviously took it the wrong way. Everyone did." she replied sounding a bit worried.
"What's with you anyway?" I asked.
"Just that ye n Jack....well....yer a respectable woman and Jack is dependable.....at times. I just don't want ye gettin hurt. Friends don't let friends get hurt. Savvy?"
I smiled at her sincerity and nodded, "Yeah."
She smiled back and walked towards the dining hall. I followed close behind. The table was filled with fish, poultry, vegetables, breads, and fruits. It looked like a freakin gourmet meal! I could feel my mouth begin to water as a turkey was placed on the table. I LOVE TURKEY! I sat next to AnaMaria and Jack. Jack handed me a bottle of rum and AnaMaria grabbed one for herself, as everyone else did.
After that meal I couldn't walk. I was drunk really. Slurring bullshit and throwing crap in everyone's face followed by an earsplitting, cackling laugh. Jack started singing "Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirates Life For Me." And I sort of, kind of......was a Brittany Spears alike. Practically wearing nothing. I didn't even know that, and if I did, then I can assure you that I'm not like that when I'm sober!!!
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The next morning I woke up in a bed that was not mine. Kinda took me alil while to figure that out, since the hangover had taken over. But when my vision cleared I sprung out of the bed and looked around the large room. JACK'S ROOM! I gasped and pulled a sheet over me just in time before Jack woke up and crawled out of bed. In fact he was wearing nothing so I spun around after seeing to much of him. He heard me move and spun around, his eyes widening in alarm.
"Oye!" he shouted and dodged for his trousers.
When I heard that he had stopped moving I slowly turned around peeking between two fingers. He had his pants on but damn was he hott! My mouth sort of gaped, cuz ye know...it's Jack for crying outloud! He grinned at me and sighed then sat on the edge of his bed, looking me over with an even more satisfied grin.
"I can't believe this happened." I said, giggling and sat on the desk chair.
"Well I havta admit I remember last night now and ye were some tiger love."
I walked to him, slapped him, he spun back around slapped my ass and I ran out of the room with his sheets.
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About two weeks have passed and I almost lost my mind. There hasn't been one storm, not one fight, not one port, and not one sight of freakin land! I sat on a gunpowder barrel behind the helm and sighed. I had to admit. I had a great view of Jack's ass. But still, who in their right mind likes to look at an ass? I don't. Maybe a glance if I like the guy. Jack's one of which I speak of. I sighed again and got up. Jack turned his head to me with a questioning expression.
"What's wrong love?" he asked and turned back to the horizon.
"I'm so bored." I replied and leaned against the railing next to him. Now I had a strange feeling that he was staring at my ass. I turned around and caught him snapping his gaze back at the horizon. He then turned to me like nothing happened and smiled.
"Ye know ye still have a bed and the ol' Sparrow." he said and grinned.
I almost slapped him and he was expecting it. You could tell the way he scrunched his eyes shut. I laughed a little, quietly and stood up and leaned against his arm. He looked at me curiously.
"Why ye leanin on me?"
"Cuz yer the only thing that's holdin me up right now." I replied.
He took this as flirting....well I sort of was but not entirely. He wrapped his arm around me and we just stood there for another hour. Bored.
When it started to get dark we went down to eat. Some of us went down before others, because you know, someone has to watch the ship! Anyway...AnaMaria pulled me aside to talk.
"What be the meanin of ye n Jack actin like that?" she asked.
I gave her stunned and confused look, "What?"
"I saw ye. Leanin on him for awhile and his arm around you." She said sounding a bit annoyed. "It's one thing for ye two to be lovers but keep it to yerselves." she added.
"LOVERS!" I whispered loudly.
"You heard me."
"Listen we are NOT lovers! I was leaning on him because I was so bored from nothing happening for two weeks that I practically fell over! And god only knows why he put his arm around me."
"Well he obviously took it the wrong way. Everyone did." she replied sounding a bit worried.
"What's with you anyway?" I asked.
"Just that ye n Jack....well....yer a respectable woman and Jack is dependable.....at times. I just don't want ye gettin hurt. Friends don't let friends get hurt. Savvy?"
I smiled at her sincerity and nodded, "Yeah."
She smiled back and walked towards the dining hall. I followed close behind. The table was filled with fish, poultry, vegetables, breads, and fruits. It looked like a freakin gourmet meal! I could feel my mouth begin to water as a turkey was placed on the table. I LOVE TURKEY! I sat next to AnaMaria and Jack. Jack handed me a bottle of rum and AnaMaria grabbed one for herself, as everyone else did.
After that meal I couldn't walk. I was drunk really. Slurring bullshit and throwing crap in everyone's face followed by an earsplitting, cackling laugh. Jack started singing "Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirates Life For Me." And I sort of, kind of......was a Brittany Spears alike. Practically wearing nothing. I didn't even know that, and if I did, then I can assure you that I'm not like that when I'm sober!!!
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The next morning I woke up in a bed that was not mine. Kinda took me alil while to figure that out, since the hangover had taken over. But when my vision cleared I sprung out of the bed and looked around the large room. JACK'S ROOM! I gasped and pulled a sheet over me just in time before Jack woke up and crawled out of bed. In fact he was wearing nothing so I spun around after seeing to much of him. He heard me move and spun around, his eyes widening in alarm.
"Oye!" he shouted and dodged for his trousers.
When I heard that he had stopped moving I slowly turned around peeking between two fingers. He had his pants on but damn was he hott! My mouth sort of gaped, cuz ye know...it's Jack for crying outloud! He grinned at me and sighed then sat on the edge of his bed, looking me over with an even more satisfied grin.
"I can't believe this happened." I said, giggling and sat on the desk chair.
"Well I havta admit I remember last night now and ye were some tiger love."
I walked to him, slapped him, he spun back around slapped my ass and I ran out of the room with his sheets.
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