A/N: This is a couple of haikus I came up with, but the main reason for this fic is an opportunity to personally thank all of those readers who kindly took the time to review my work.

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For The Fellowship of the Spoof:

WhatandMiniJackSparrow: Thanks! I actually have that song memorized, too. And Monty Python is the best! Have you seen "The Life of Brian?" Very funny.

Pharaohess: Thank you! Me, a favorite? You're too kind!

saxaphone baby: I'll try to continue it as soon as possible, but at the moment I'm swamped with rehearsals for a big dance show I've got coming up. I've only had enough time for a few short songfics. But I will continue it, I promise!

iluvured: Uh…thanks, I guess.

Someone u don't know: Yes, you found me! Like I said, the next chapter will probably have to wait a while, but it will come eventually.

For Elf Crazy:

drowning mermaid: Yes, funny thing, that.

Someone u don't know: Why, thank you!

For LOTR Tonight!:

baileymag: What a glowing review! Thanks ever so much!

melodious: You know, maybe I should!

drowning mermaid: Yes, sometimes they make me want to hide.

Someone u don't know: That's okay, I didn't think your story was that crappy.

For Ranger Boi:

Linuviel Greenleaf: Like the name. Sounds very elvish. It's good to know I made someone laugh. That's my job, after all.

MagickalStar135: Thanks for the compliment!

Kato Mangetsu: Thanks for being so nice.

WhatandMiniJackSparrow: I read your songfic; look for my review! A singing Sauron…very intriguing.

Iremray: Wow, me, gifted? Such flattery! And I agree, elves are pretty, but so self-centered!

Well, now that everyone's been thanked, (and anyone reading this who was not one of my reviewers is officially bored to death), here are my haikus. Enjoy!

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Haiku #1:

Frodo's cute, but his

blue eyes are kind of scary…

wouldn't you agree?

(A/N: I know you do, drowning mermaid.)

Haiku #2:

Harry Potter is

not so cool; in fact, he is

rather annoying.

Haiku #3:

The big hairy feet,

pointy ears and curly hair-

hobbits are so cute!

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Well, that's all for now. Review and tell me what you think. Oh, by the way, you can reach me by e-mail at ms.jellyhead@juno.com. It isn't on my profile, but here it is, "for your convenience." Well, tata!

Marendigell