Dr.Drakken's How-To

I don't own nothing.

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Drakken: Welcome to my how-to! Today, you will learn how to build a robot. A perfect henchman!

No human could beat it! Observe. Shego!

Shego: Okay, okay. You want me to demenstrate?

Drakken: Uh-huh! Please?

Shego: Fine! Geez. Baby.

Drakken: I'm not a baby!

Shego: step on Drakken's foot

Drakken: Owie! Shego! You stubbed my toe!

Shego: Whatever. Baby.

Drakken: Robot attack!!!

Robot: Attack target...Shego.

Shego: activate gloves slice robot's head off

Drakken: See! No human could defeat- *look*-Oh.

Shego: That was pie.

Drakken: I love pie! Are you making some? Please say you are! Are you? Well?

Shego: SHUT UP!!!

Drakken: Oooh tough guy.

Shego: Huh, what was that cause you know I didn't here that. Say it to my face.

Drakken: close up to faces 2 inches apart I said-

Shego: close up to faces one half inches apart I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!!!

Drakken: I'm sorry it won't happen again don't hurt me!

Shego: Grrr!!!!!! Fine. Don't do it again.

Drakken: Hehehe?

Shego:...

Drakken: ...Anyways, we'll do plan B! Make a backup robot! Robot B! Attack!

Robot B: Attack Target...Dr.Drakken.

Drakken: NO! Shego! Help me! No!

Audience:...

Drakken: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Robot B: Target destroyed. Initiating self-destruct. 10,9,8...

Shego: Dr.D, we gotta get out of here! Dr.D? Dr.Drakken? Hello?

Drakken: Ow...........Okay I'm up! And nothing can bring me down!

Robot B: Zero.

KABOOM!!!!!

Drakken: Shego. Are you alive?

Shego: Did you feel that to?

Drakken & Shego: Ow.

Drakken: I need a vacation.