Drakken's How-To Rule the World
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Director: Action!
Drakken: Hello again! That was a great holiday vacation! Wasn't it Shego?
Shego: On Cristmas we were singing and dancing with our worst enemies, and on New Year's Eve,
you tried to blow up washington D.C. with a bomb and tried to make it look like a firework.
Great. It was great.
Drakken: ... Yes. Yes it was.
(Flashback)
Washington D.C...
Drakken: Muhahahaha!!!! It's working! It's working! Shego! It's working!
Shego: I heard you the first time.
Drakken: Now, for the Washington State to feel the power of Da Bomb!
Oooh, red button! What does this do?
Shego: That activates it.
Drakken: Then let's do it! *click* ... *click* AAARRGGGHH!!!! No worries. I put an emergency button
on it. Ha! I'm so clever! *click*
Shego: Huh? Wait, Dr.Drakken NO! You have to let it reboot!
Drakken: Say what?
*KABOOOOOOM*
(End Flashback)
Shego: That didn't end well.
Drakken: Well, I guess it didn't but my newest plan will not fail!
Shego: Sure...
Audience: ...
Drakken: Grrr.... Well it won't!
(Blast)
Shego: Hmmm....This looks familiar.
Drakken: Then I shall call Duff Killigan and Monkey Fist to retrieve the Tempus Simia! Great Idea!
(Blast)
Future Shego: You did that. So don't do it.
Drakken: Uh, Okay then. But my next plan will not fail. I shall ressurect the Secret
Base on the Moon to not fire at the Earth but at the sun!
Shego: No. Don't think about it.
Drakken: But my next plan-
Shego: Before you say it, it won't work.
Drakken: Are you calling me an idiot!? Stupid? Dumb? Well, then take an I.Q. test!
Shego: I did. I have an intelligence rate of a normal person. 20 points more than you.
Drakken: Oh really! Well, I'm a genius!
Shego: Right.
Drakken: Alright then, let's see you hatch an evil plan that works!
Shego: Please, I can do anything you can do. How about you be the sidekick?
Drakken: Okay, then every "good" guy will feel the wrath of Dr. Drakken!
Shego: Whatever.
Later...
Drakken: This is a most excellent plan. Now viewers who are watching on tv, look into the circle for
5 seconds without blinking. 5,4,3,2,1. All done.
Shego: Good, that's good. Now uh, Dr.D, have a doggy bone.
Drakken: Oooooh, bacon!
Shego: The viewers should be fully hypnotized now!
Drakken: (chew) Okay. Mmmm...
Shego: Now viewers, take a metal weapon and head to the police station.
Drakken: Oh, I see where you're going. Haha!... Where are you going?
Shego: The viewers will take out the police.
Drakken: Oh. (chew)
*CRASH*
Kim Possible: Don't you know crime doesn't pay?
Ron Stoppable: Yeah, well it doesn't!
Shego: Actually, I get paid from doggy boy here for committing crime.
Drakken: (chew)
Shego: And I get paid for robbery.
Ron: Yeah, well there's that. You know it's a good life if you put it that way.
Shego: Dr.D attack!
Drakken: Fine! (takes out plasma gun)(fires and misses by an inch) Darn it!
Kim: That was close!
Drakken: Too close. (fires multiple times until one of the shots bounce off and
hits the hypno beam)
Shego: No! No!
Drakken: No!
*BOOM*
Shego: You idiot! The place is gonna blow!
Drakken: Well, thanks for watching, review, you know the drill, AAAAHHHH!!!!!
Shego: Let's get to the helipad!
Drakken: Kim Possible! You think you're all that! But you're not!
*KABOOOOOMMM*
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Help: * *= sound
( )= action
___________
Director: Action!
Drakken: Hello again! That was a great holiday vacation! Wasn't it Shego?
Shego: On Cristmas we were singing and dancing with our worst enemies, and on New Year's Eve,
you tried to blow up washington D.C. with a bomb and tried to make it look like a firework.
Great. It was great.
Drakken: ... Yes. Yes it was.
(Flashback)
Washington D.C...
Drakken: Muhahahaha!!!! It's working! It's working! Shego! It's working!
Shego: I heard you the first time.
Drakken: Now, for the Washington State to feel the power of Da Bomb!
Oooh, red button! What does this do?
Shego: That activates it.
Drakken: Then let's do it! *click* ... *click* AAARRGGGHH!!!! No worries. I put an emergency button
on it. Ha! I'm so clever! *click*
Shego: Huh? Wait, Dr.Drakken NO! You have to let it reboot!
Drakken: Say what?
*KABOOOOOOM*
(End Flashback)
Shego: That didn't end well.
Drakken: Well, I guess it didn't but my newest plan will not fail!
Shego: Sure...
Audience: ...
Drakken: Grrr.... Well it won't!
(Blast)
Shego: Hmmm....This looks familiar.
Drakken: Then I shall call Duff Killigan and Monkey Fist to retrieve the Tempus Simia! Great Idea!
(Blast)
Future Shego: You did that. So don't do it.
Drakken: Uh, Okay then. But my next plan will not fail. I shall ressurect the Secret
Base on the Moon to not fire at the Earth but at the sun!
Shego: No. Don't think about it.
Drakken: But my next plan-
Shego: Before you say it, it won't work.
Drakken: Are you calling me an idiot!? Stupid? Dumb? Well, then take an I.Q. test!
Shego: I did. I have an intelligence rate of a normal person. 20 points more than you.
Drakken: Oh really! Well, I'm a genius!
Shego: Right.
Drakken: Alright then, let's see you hatch an evil plan that works!
Shego: Please, I can do anything you can do. How about you be the sidekick?
Drakken: Okay, then every "good" guy will feel the wrath of Dr. Drakken!
Shego: Whatever.
Later...
Drakken: This is a most excellent plan. Now viewers who are watching on tv, look into the circle for
5 seconds without blinking. 5,4,3,2,1. All done.
Shego: Good, that's good. Now uh, Dr.D, have a doggy bone.
Drakken: Oooooh, bacon!
Shego: The viewers should be fully hypnotized now!
Drakken: (chew) Okay. Mmmm...
Shego: Now viewers, take a metal weapon and head to the police station.
Drakken: Oh, I see where you're going. Haha!... Where are you going?
Shego: The viewers will take out the police.
Drakken: Oh. (chew)
*CRASH*
Kim Possible: Don't you know crime doesn't pay?
Ron Stoppable: Yeah, well it doesn't!
Shego: Actually, I get paid from doggy boy here for committing crime.
Drakken: (chew)
Shego: And I get paid for robbery.
Ron: Yeah, well there's that. You know it's a good life if you put it that way.
Shego: Dr.D attack!
Drakken: Fine! (takes out plasma gun)(fires and misses by an inch) Darn it!
Kim: That was close!
Drakken: Too close. (fires multiple times until one of the shots bounce off and
hits the hypno beam)
Shego: No! No!
Drakken: No!
*BOOM*
Shego: You idiot! The place is gonna blow!
Drakken: Well, thanks for watching, review, you know the drill, AAAAHHHH!!!!!
Shego: Let's get to the helipad!
Drakken: Kim Possible! You think you're all that! But you're not!
*KABOOOOOMMM*