Chapter 3
"So this is Earth," Turles crossed his arms looking at the blue and green planet in front of him.
"Why is it so blue?" Amond questioned.
"It's mostly made up of water," Turles explained, "the perfect substance to help our tree grow."
"Why's this tree so important again, Turles?" Rezun asked.
Turles heaved a sigh as he rubbed his temples, "Is it that I'm not explaining this well enough or is it that you're too dense to comprehend?"
"Sorry, Turles," Rezun chuckled sheepishly as he rubbed the back of his head.
"We are going to Earth," Turles began pausing after every word as if he were trying to explain something to a small child and his patience had dropped to zero, "so that we can plant the tree of might. The tree of might will drain the plant of it's energy so that it can produce fruit that will make us ten times stronger than we are now. Do you understand, or are these words to big for you?"
"No, I understand," Rezun nodded.
"Good," Turles patted Rezun on the head and then sat in the pilot's seat, "now let's land this heap of junk."
The other members of the Turles Corps took their seats as Turles started to land at full speed.
"Kami, Oolong!" Bulma snapped as Oolong tried to start a fire, "Can't you do ANYTHING right?!"
Oolong began to mutter angrily as he tried harder to start a fire.
Goku sat on a log watching Oolong drowsily, "I'm hungry."
"Well," Bulma crossed her arms glaring down at Oolong, "we can't eat anything until this pile of bacon gets a fire started?"
Oolong gritted his teeth and worked faster out of rage.
"What?!" Goku exclaimed standing up, "Move out of the way Oolong!"
"Huh?" Oolong blinked looking at Goku and backed up.
Goku scowled at the pile of wood and then shot a ki blast at it.
"Yeah Goku!" the gang (Chi-chi, Krillin, Oolong, Pwar, and Bulma)
Goku smiled, "Now can we eat?"
Suddenly, all was silenced as a weird ship plummeted to the ground. The gang watched in awe and then ducked for cover as it crashed in the forestland nearby.
"What the hell was that?!" Yamcha exclaimed running out of the tent he and Bulma shared.
"Fire!" Krillin exclaimed pointing at the fire that began to blaze nearby.
"Oh my god!" Chi-chi stood up quickly and then ran into the forest, "Gohan's out there!"
"Gohan?!" Goku exclaimed and ran in the opposite direction as Chi-chi to look for Gohan.
"C'mon Yamcha! They're gonna need our help!" Krillin said boldly as he ran into the forest.
"But these are my clean PJs!" Yamcha whined taking to the air to scan the forest.
"We need to help too!" Bulma stated, "Pwar you turn into a motorcycle, Oolong you turn into a pair of binoculars."
"Got'cha!" Pwar nodded and transformed.
"Aww," Oolong looked down, "why does she get the cool transformation?"
"Just…DO IT OOLONG!" Bulma flared.
"FINE!" Oolong snapped back and transformed into a pair of binoculars.
"Gohan! Gohan! Gohan where are you?!" Turles heard the cry unlike any other. He turned his head and his eyes widened as the most beautiful creature he had ever seen across the massive crater that his ship had made.
His crew crawled out of the crater and stood beside him.
"Turles? What are you looking at?" Daiz questioned.
"Look at that Earthling…" Turles stared at the human that was being surrounded by fire, "there's something about her that makes me…feel…weird…"
Turles' crew blinked and looked at the Earthling and then chuckled elbowing him.
"Ohhhh, Turles has a crush," Kakao laughed as a tree suddenly fell in front of the human and she was surrounded by fire, "looks like she's in trouble, why don't you say hello Turles?"
Chi-chi dropped to her knees coughing up a fit, oh why didn't she ever ask Goku to teach her to fly? She tried to call for the Nimbus cloud, but the smoke made her throat go hoarse. She lied on the ground coughing so hard she couldn't breath. She was blacking out, everything was swirling around her. Then she heard Goku call her name. She opened her eyes and saw him run through the fire. He lifted her into his arms, but he felt a lot rougher than usual, it was probably all the smoke messing with her head.
She looked up at him weak as he pulled her out of the fire and then blacked out completely.
"There you are Gohan!" Goku exclaimed as he saw Gohan huddled in a tree.
"Daddy!" Gohan exclaimed and jumped down hugging his father, "I was scared."
"It's okay now, son," Goku hugged his 4-year-old son, "Chi-chi! I found him!"
Suddenly, Goku heard a tree crash and Chi-chi let out a quick scream.
"Chi-chi?!" Goku held Gohan close and ran to where he heard Chi-chi scream. He saw a blazing fire and ran faster, "CHI-CHI!"
He could now feel the heat of the fire and see Chi-chi coughing on the floor, but only barely. The smoke burned his eyes and he began to tear.
"Stay low Gohan, I'll be right back," Goku sat Gohan on the floor and ran to get Chi-chi. He entered the ring of fire she had been trapped in, but to his surprise, she was gone. "CHI-CHI!"
Goku was able to make out a figure walking away from him and chased after it, the smoke began to fill his lungs and he could no longer call out to Chi-chi.
Frustrated Goku thought up a way to clear the smoke and fire by powering up. The impact of his energy cleared out everything. He looked around for Chi-chi, but no one was there. He turned around and looked at Gohan who was sitting on the ground where Goku had placed him sniffling.
"Where's Mommy?" Gohan's eyes began to pool.
"I…dunno…" Goku replied.
Gohan's face scrunched up before he burst into tears.
"Oh Gohan!" Goku ran to his son and picked him up.
"Goku!" Bulma exclaimed as the motorcycle she was riding on and the binoculars she was holding turned back into Pwar and Oolong, "You found'em!"
"Yeah, but now Chi-chi's gone," Goku hushed Gohan, "I could've sworn she was here a minute ago."
"Maybe she didn't see you and kept looking for Gohan," Bulma suggested.
Goku thought of the ring of fire doubtfully, but replied, "Yeah, maybe."
Yamcha landed, followed by Krillin running out of the forest.
"Good, you found him," Krillin panted.
"Now can we get back to camp before my PJs get messy?" Yamcha questioned.
"Wait," Krillin looked around, "where's Chi-chi? And WHERE did that huge hole come from?!"
The smoke had cleared completely and now the gang could see an enormous crater right in front of them.
"It looks bigger than the grand canyon!" Yamcha exclaimed.
A thought suddenly struck Goku, what if Chi-chi had fallen down there?
"Chi-chi!" Goku ran to the side of the crater and shouted. He continued to call out for Chi-chi until he saw a giant spaceship planted at the bottom. He saw several figures fly inside of it and began to slide down the side of the crater.
"Goku!" Krillin ran to the edge and looked down at Goku, "Where are you going?!"
"Someone's down there," Goku replied.
"Should we go with you?" Krillin questioned.
"No," Goku replied, "put out the rest of the fire and make sure the forest animals are okay!"
"She's beautiful," Turles said brushing the hair from Chi-chi's face.
"Now don't go soft, Turles," Amond crossed his arms, "women do that to ya, always trying to change ya."
Turles smirked looking at Amond, "how would you know?"
"I'm older than all'a you punks," Amond grinned superiorly.
Turles chuckled shaking his head and looked at Chi-chi again.
"Humans speak English Turles," Kakao advised, "She won't be able to understand you."
"English, huh?" Turles smirked, "that doesn't necessarily have to be a bad thing."
"Red alert Turles," Rezun warned looking at a monitor, "an earthling is coming…what the…Turles! He looks just like you!"
Turles looked up quickly, but it couldn't be, his brother? He went over to the monitor and saw Goku. His jaw-dropped as he touched the screen, "Ka…Kakkorot!"
"Huh?" Everyone looked at him.
"Well what are you all standing around here for?! Welcome him! He's come to join us no doubt!" Turles exclaimed.
"Oh, uh right," Daiz and the rest went out to meet Goku.
Turles watched them leave and then walked back to Chi-chi, faintly smiling as he thought; with my brothers reunited, the tree of might's fruit, and all the training I've undergone we're sure to beat Freeza. And, with your help, we'll bring back our race.
He kissed Chi-chi hand, he knew she wasn't a human—with the strong attraction he had towards her—she could not be. Somehow she was a sayian…and perhaps she knew of more females of their kind.
"Great," Goku muttered as five figures lined up outside the large alien ship. He stopped in front of them, "I promise not to hurt you if you just hand over Chi-chi."
The five exchanged glances and then looked at him.
"What are you talking about Kakkorot?" Lakasei questioned.
"What did you call me?" Goku raised an eyebrow.
"Kakkorot…that is your name right?" Amond stated.
"No," Goku shook his head, "my name's Goku."
"Goku!" Daiz exclaimed, "Don't be ridiculous! You're name's Kakkorot! You're brother Turles is inside waiting for you."
Goku laughed, "I don't have a brother!"
"They…brainwashed him!" Kakao exclaimed wide-eyed.
Goku scratched the back of his head puzzled, "can I just have my wife back?"
"Ohhh, so the human girl is your mate?" Amond stated, "Well…that's too bad, because Turles has taken a liking to her."
"What?" Goku scowled.
"Sorry," Daiz crossed his arms, "the best sayian has won."
"What's a sayian? What are you talking about?" Goku questioned flustered.
"You, my friend, are a sayian," Amond replied.
"What?"
Chi-chi slowly came to and looked at her caretaker, "Goku?"
The man at her bedside looked at her.
Her vision cleared up and she sat up quickly, "You're not Goku!"
"No I'm not, whoever the hell he is," Turles smiled warmly at her and kissed her hand. By the blank look on her face he knew she had no idea what he had just say. Ginyu all over again, what fun. He fluffed her pillow and motioned for her to lie down.
Chi-chi laid down looking at him uncertainly.
Turles looked around, "what the hell are you staring at? What am I? An alien? Oh wait…" he stopped and looked at her, "I am."
Chi-chi giggled, "You look just like my husband, Goku."
"Goku?" Turles cocked an eyebrow, "That's the gayiest name I've ever heard…"
Chi-chi giggled again, "You're so adorable."
That's when the corps came in with Goku.
"Chi-chi!" Goku exclaimed running to Chi-chi.
Chi-chi jumped out of the bed she was in and hugged Goku, "Goku! Did you find Gohan?"
Goku nodded and kissed her forehead, "I'm so glad to see that you're alright."
Turles clenched his teeth, his eyes darkened grimly as he watched how closely Goku embraced Chi-chi.
Rezun spoke to Turles in sayian, "he says his name is Goku, and he has no idea what a sayian is. Do you think that he's really a human who just looks like your brother?"
"No," Turles spoke shortly, "he's a sayian. I can smell it on him."
"Well, uhm, thanks for taking care of my wife, but we'll be going now. Hope you, erm, enjoy your stay," he turned to Turles and his eyes widened in shock, "…your…stay on…you look just like me!"
Turles smirked, "you don't say."
"What?" Goku tilted his head.
"They don't speak our language Goku," Chi-chi whispered.
"But they were speaking to me in English," Goku pointed to Turles' crew.
"Our leader only speaks sayian," Amond explained, "the language of his people—your people."
"I told you before guys, I'm not a sayian, I don't even know what a sayian is," Goku chuckled and then took Chi-chi's hand, "C'mon, the others are waiting for us."
Turles grabbed Goku by the back of the shirt and pulled him back, "you aren't going anywhere."
Goku blinked.
"There's so much I need to teach you brother!" Turles put an arm around Goku's neck and then looked back at Chi-chi, "And I must get that woman for my own."
"What did he say?" Goku whispered to Amond.
"He said he wants to teach you about the sayians." Amond translated, leaving out the rest.
Goku pulled from Turles' grip and went back to Chi-chi, "well then we should do that sometime, but erm, I'm kinda spending time with my friends and family."
Turles winced, "family?"
Amond translated.
"Yes, I have a son," Goku stated.
Turles' scowl deepened, "…a son…"
Goku blink nervously and took Chi-chi's hand, "C'mon Chi-chi."
Turles ran in front of Goku and smiled, "Why don't you show me your friends and family so I may smite them and take Chi-chi?"
Goku looked at Amond.
"He thinks you should introduce him to your friends and family, since you're brothers."
"But you're not my brother!" Goku exclaimed, "You just look like me."
"C'mon Goku," Chi-chi hugged Goku's arm, "he saved my life."
Goku sighed, "fine."
Turles beamed and let Goku and Chi-chi leave before him.
"What about the tree of might?" Daiz questioned Turles.
"Until I get Chi-chi your mission is postponed," Turles turned to his crew, "you all stay here and find a good place to plant the seed in the mean time."
"Yes sir."
"Goku sure is taking a long time," Krillin sat at the edge of the crater after the fire had been put out.
"Do you think we should check on him?" Yamcha looked at Krillin.
"Daddy!" Gohan exclaimed as he saw Goku fly Chi-chi out of the space ship, "Mommy!"
"Who's that other guy?" Bulma put her hands on her hips and tilted her head. Then gasped, "he looks just like Goku!"
"Hey guys," Goku landed putting Chi-chi down, "this is uhm…"
"Turles," Turles smirked evilly as he shook Bulma's hand.
Bulma blushed as she shook his hand thinking, Goku doesn't a grin THAT sexy.
Yamcha glared at Turles and cleared his throat as he put his arm around Bulma's neck, "I'm Yamcha and this is my GIRLFRIEND, Bulma."
Bulma rolled her eyes.
Turles bowed his head as if he were apologizing, "I don't want you're stinkin' human woman, stupid Earth worm."
"YOUR MOMMA!" Yamcha shouted offended.
Everyone looked at him like he was a moron.
Turles shook Yamcha's hand beaming, "I can see you Earthlings aren't too bright."
"What is he saying?" Yamcha whispered to Goku.
Goku shrugged, "he doesn't speak English."
"Well this'll be interesting," Krillin walked up to Turles, "I. Am. Krillin. Nice. To. Meet. You. Turles."
Turles' eye twitched as he gritted his teeth, offended by the idiotic way Krillin was speaking to him. He shook Krillin's hand tightly.
Krillin pulled away in pain, "iiiieee."
"Gosh, I'm sorry," Turles rubbed the back of his head sarcastically. He caught Gohan looking at him from behind Goku. He picked Gohan up by the back of the shirt and looked him in the eye.
"Turles!" Chi-chi exclaimed grabbing on to his arm, "Please be careful!"
Turles smiled at her and patted her head right before looking back at the trembling Gohan, "you're a sayian, boy. Show some back bone."
Gohan sniffled.
"What?" Turles tilted his head, "Are you going to cry?"
Gohan's eyes watered and Turles put him down.
"Here," Turles took off his scouter and kneeled in front of Gohan so he could put the scouter on him, "You hold on to this little sayian."
Gohan blinked and then jumped back when the scouter began to bleep, "look at all these numbers!"
Turles grinned and stood up, "so what do you humans do for fun?"
Chi-chi beamed at Turles as they sat around the campfire, "I'm really happy you came with us, I just wish we could communicate better."
Turles looked at her swallowing the fish he had been chewing and saw a notebook and pen of Gohan's on the floor. He picked it up and wrote, 'I can understand and write your language. I just can't speak it properly.'
"Well," Chi-chi looked at it, "you have very nice handwriting, which is more than I could say for most of the people here."
Yamcha, Goku, and Krillin looked down.
"What is that thing you gave Gohan?" Chi-chi questioned pointing to the scouter Gohan was still wearing.
Turles grinned and wrote, 'that's a scouter.'
"What does it do?"
'Locates people, checks power levels, etc. I got the notion that he had been lost. If he knows your power level, next time he's lost he could find you easily.'
"Wow," Chi-chi smiled and hugged Turles, "thanks."
Turles turned a deep red as he looked down, luckily no one noticed due to the darkness.
"I'm still hungry," Goku pouted.
"So why don't you tell us more about your planet, Turles?" Krillin asked.
Turles scowled at Krillin and wrote, 'I don't have a planet.'
Chi-chi blinked, "What happened to it?"
Turles wrote and looked at Goku as Chi-chi took the pad.
Chi-chi looked at Turles then read aloud, "It was destroyed, only a few survivors; my brother Radditz, the sayian Prince—Vegeta, Nappa, Amond, Daiz, Me, and my twin brother Kakkorot."
"Well, I'm sorry Turles," Goku apologized, "but I can assure you, I'm not your brother."
"He does have a tail like you, Goku," Bulma stated noticing Turles' tail, "or should I say, did."
Goku blinked, "co…coincidence."
"Coincidence!" Turles jumped up.
Everyone stopped and looked at Turles.
"Why do you deny your blood Kakkorot?" Turles walked over to Kakkorot and circled around him, "Why do you deny who you are? You should be a proud warrior! You were the stronger twin! You were meant to be better…but now that I see you…and I hear your nonsense…" Turles stopped in front of Kakkorot and scowled, "I am the better sayian and now that I've found you brother, I'm taking over."
Goku stared up at Turles dumbfounded.
"Now, now, boys," Chi-chi tried to settle Turles down.
Turles snuffed and sat back down on the log he had been sitting on before.
"Perhaps if you stayed with us for awhile you could teach Goku about this Sayian heritage," Chi-chi said.
"But I'm not a Sayian!" Goku exclaimed.
Turles smirked, "Stay with you? That would make it that much easier to win you over."
Chi-chi tilted her head confused.
Turles bowed to Chi-chi, "I accept your offer."
"Is that a yes?" Chi-chi questioned.
Turles stood up and nodded.
"Great!" Chi-chi smiled.
"So this is Earth," Turles crossed his arms looking at the blue and green planet in front of him.
"Why is it so blue?" Amond questioned.
"It's mostly made up of water," Turles explained, "the perfect substance to help our tree grow."
"Why's this tree so important again, Turles?" Rezun asked.
Turles heaved a sigh as he rubbed his temples, "Is it that I'm not explaining this well enough or is it that you're too dense to comprehend?"
"Sorry, Turles," Rezun chuckled sheepishly as he rubbed the back of his head.
"We are going to Earth," Turles began pausing after every word as if he were trying to explain something to a small child and his patience had dropped to zero, "so that we can plant the tree of might. The tree of might will drain the plant of it's energy so that it can produce fruit that will make us ten times stronger than we are now. Do you understand, or are these words to big for you?"
"No, I understand," Rezun nodded.
"Good," Turles patted Rezun on the head and then sat in the pilot's seat, "now let's land this heap of junk."
The other members of the Turles Corps took their seats as Turles started to land at full speed.
"Kami, Oolong!" Bulma snapped as Oolong tried to start a fire, "Can't you do ANYTHING right?!"
Oolong began to mutter angrily as he tried harder to start a fire.
Goku sat on a log watching Oolong drowsily, "I'm hungry."
"Well," Bulma crossed her arms glaring down at Oolong, "we can't eat anything until this pile of bacon gets a fire started?"
Oolong gritted his teeth and worked faster out of rage.
"What?!" Goku exclaimed standing up, "Move out of the way Oolong!"
"Huh?" Oolong blinked looking at Goku and backed up.
Goku scowled at the pile of wood and then shot a ki blast at it.
"Yeah Goku!" the gang (Chi-chi, Krillin, Oolong, Pwar, and Bulma)
Goku smiled, "Now can we eat?"
Suddenly, all was silenced as a weird ship plummeted to the ground. The gang watched in awe and then ducked for cover as it crashed in the forestland nearby.
"What the hell was that?!" Yamcha exclaimed running out of the tent he and Bulma shared.
"Fire!" Krillin exclaimed pointing at the fire that began to blaze nearby.
"Oh my god!" Chi-chi stood up quickly and then ran into the forest, "Gohan's out there!"
"Gohan?!" Goku exclaimed and ran in the opposite direction as Chi-chi to look for Gohan.
"C'mon Yamcha! They're gonna need our help!" Krillin said boldly as he ran into the forest.
"But these are my clean PJs!" Yamcha whined taking to the air to scan the forest.
"We need to help too!" Bulma stated, "Pwar you turn into a motorcycle, Oolong you turn into a pair of binoculars."
"Got'cha!" Pwar nodded and transformed.
"Aww," Oolong looked down, "why does she get the cool transformation?"
"Just…DO IT OOLONG!" Bulma flared.
"FINE!" Oolong snapped back and transformed into a pair of binoculars.
"Gohan! Gohan! Gohan where are you?!" Turles heard the cry unlike any other. He turned his head and his eyes widened as the most beautiful creature he had ever seen across the massive crater that his ship had made.
His crew crawled out of the crater and stood beside him.
"Turles? What are you looking at?" Daiz questioned.
"Look at that Earthling…" Turles stared at the human that was being surrounded by fire, "there's something about her that makes me…feel…weird…"
Turles' crew blinked and looked at the Earthling and then chuckled elbowing him.
"Ohhhh, Turles has a crush," Kakao laughed as a tree suddenly fell in front of the human and she was surrounded by fire, "looks like she's in trouble, why don't you say hello Turles?"
Chi-chi dropped to her knees coughing up a fit, oh why didn't she ever ask Goku to teach her to fly? She tried to call for the Nimbus cloud, but the smoke made her throat go hoarse. She lied on the ground coughing so hard she couldn't breath. She was blacking out, everything was swirling around her. Then she heard Goku call her name. She opened her eyes and saw him run through the fire. He lifted her into his arms, but he felt a lot rougher than usual, it was probably all the smoke messing with her head.
She looked up at him weak as he pulled her out of the fire and then blacked out completely.
"There you are Gohan!" Goku exclaimed as he saw Gohan huddled in a tree.
"Daddy!" Gohan exclaimed and jumped down hugging his father, "I was scared."
"It's okay now, son," Goku hugged his 4-year-old son, "Chi-chi! I found him!"
Suddenly, Goku heard a tree crash and Chi-chi let out a quick scream.
"Chi-chi?!" Goku held Gohan close and ran to where he heard Chi-chi scream. He saw a blazing fire and ran faster, "CHI-CHI!"
He could now feel the heat of the fire and see Chi-chi coughing on the floor, but only barely. The smoke burned his eyes and he began to tear.
"Stay low Gohan, I'll be right back," Goku sat Gohan on the floor and ran to get Chi-chi. He entered the ring of fire she had been trapped in, but to his surprise, she was gone. "CHI-CHI!"
Goku was able to make out a figure walking away from him and chased after it, the smoke began to fill his lungs and he could no longer call out to Chi-chi.
Frustrated Goku thought up a way to clear the smoke and fire by powering up. The impact of his energy cleared out everything. He looked around for Chi-chi, but no one was there. He turned around and looked at Gohan who was sitting on the ground where Goku had placed him sniffling.
"Where's Mommy?" Gohan's eyes began to pool.
"I…dunno…" Goku replied.
Gohan's face scrunched up before he burst into tears.
"Oh Gohan!" Goku ran to his son and picked him up.
"Goku!" Bulma exclaimed as the motorcycle she was riding on and the binoculars she was holding turned back into Pwar and Oolong, "You found'em!"
"Yeah, but now Chi-chi's gone," Goku hushed Gohan, "I could've sworn she was here a minute ago."
"Maybe she didn't see you and kept looking for Gohan," Bulma suggested.
Goku thought of the ring of fire doubtfully, but replied, "Yeah, maybe."
Yamcha landed, followed by Krillin running out of the forest.
"Good, you found him," Krillin panted.
"Now can we get back to camp before my PJs get messy?" Yamcha questioned.
"Wait," Krillin looked around, "where's Chi-chi? And WHERE did that huge hole come from?!"
The smoke had cleared completely and now the gang could see an enormous crater right in front of them.
"It looks bigger than the grand canyon!" Yamcha exclaimed.
A thought suddenly struck Goku, what if Chi-chi had fallen down there?
"Chi-chi!" Goku ran to the side of the crater and shouted. He continued to call out for Chi-chi until he saw a giant spaceship planted at the bottom. He saw several figures fly inside of it and began to slide down the side of the crater.
"Goku!" Krillin ran to the edge and looked down at Goku, "Where are you going?!"
"Someone's down there," Goku replied.
"Should we go with you?" Krillin questioned.
"No," Goku replied, "put out the rest of the fire and make sure the forest animals are okay!"
"She's beautiful," Turles said brushing the hair from Chi-chi's face.
"Now don't go soft, Turles," Amond crossed his arms, "women do that to ya, always trying to change ya."
Turles smirked looking at Amond, "how would you know?"
"I'm older than all'a you punks," Amond grinned superiorly.
Turles chuckled shaking his head and looked at Chi-chi again.
"Humans speak English Turles," Kakao advised, "She won't be able to understand you."
"English, huh?" Turles smirked, "that doesn't necessarily have to be a bad thing."
"Red alert Turles," Rezun warned looking at a monitor, "an earthling is coming…what the…Turles! He looks just like you!"
Turles looked up quickly, but it couldn't be, his brother? He went over to the monitor and saw Goku. His jaw-dropped as he touched the screen, "Ka…Kakkorot!"
"Huh?" Everyone looked at him.
"Well what are you all standing around here for?! Welcome him! He's come to join us no doubt!" Turles exclaimed.
"Oh, uh right," Daiz and the rest went out to meet Goku.
Turles watched them leave and then walked back to Chi-chi, faintly smiling as he thought; with my brothers reunited, the tree of might's fruit, and all the training I've undergone we're sure to beat Freeza. And, with your help, we'll bring back our race.
He kissed Chi-chi hand, he knew she wasn't a human—with the strong attraction he had towards her—she could not be. Somehow she was a sayian…and perhaps she knew of more females of their kind.
"Great," Goku muttered as five figures lined up outside the large alien ship. He stopped in front of them, "I promise not to hurt you if you just hand over Chi-chi."
The five exchanged glances and then looked at him.
"What are you talking about Kakkorot?" Lakasei questioned.
"What did you call me?" Goku raised an eyebrow.
"Kakkorot…that is your name right?" Amond stated.
"No," Goku shook his head, "my name's Goku."
"Goku!" Daiz exclaimed, "Don't be ridiculous! You're name's Kakkorot! You're brother Turles is inside waiting for you."
Goku laughed, "I don't have a brother!"
"They…brainwashed him!" Kakao exclaimed wide-eyed.
Goku scratched the back of his head puzzled, "can I just have my wife back?"
"Ohhh, so the human girl is your mate?" Amond stated, "Well…that's too bad, because Turles has taken a liking to her."
"What?" Goku scowled.
"Sorry," Daiz crossed his arms, "the best sayian has won."
"What's a sayian? What are you talking about?" Goku questioned flustered.
"You, my friend, are a sayian," Amond replied.
"What?"
Chi-chi slowly came to and looked at her caretaker, "Goku?"
The man at her bedside looked at her.
Her vision cleared up and she sat up quickly, "You're not Goku!"
"No I'm not, whoever the hell he is," Turles smiled warmly at her and kissed her hand. By the blank look on her face he knew she had no idea what he had just say. Ginyu all over again, what fun. He fluffed her pillow and motioned for her to lie down.
Chi-chi laid down looking at him uncertainly.
Turles looked around, "what the hell are you staring at? What am I? An alien? Oh wait…" he stopped and looked at her, "I am."
Chi-chi giggled, "You look just like my husband, Goku."
"Goku?" Turles cocked an eyebrow, "That's the gayiest name I've ever heard…"
Chi-chi giggled again, "You're so adorable."
That's when the corps came in with Goku.
"Chi-chi!" Goku exclaimed running to Chi-chi.
Chi-chi jumped out of the bed she was in and hugged Goku, "Goku! Did you find Gohan?"
Goku nodded and kissed her forehead, "I'm so glad to see that you're alright."
Turles clenched his teeth, his eyes darkened grimly as he watched how closely Goku embraced Chi-chi.
Rezun spoke to Turles in sayian, "he says his name is Goku, and he has no idea what a sayian is. Do you think that he's really a human who just looks like your brother?"
"No," Turles spoke shortly, "he's a sayian. I can smell it on him."
"Well, uhm, thanks for taking care of my wife, but we'll be going now. Hope you, erm, enjoy your stay," he turned to Turles and his eyes widened in shock, "…your…stay on…you look just like me!"
Turles smirked, "you don't say."
"What?" Goku tilted his head.
"They don't speak our language Goku," Chi-chi whispered.
"But they were speaking to me in English," Goku pointed to Turles' crew.
"Our leader only speaks sayian," Amond explained, "the language of his people—your people."
"I told you before guys, I'm not a sayian, I don't even know what a sayian is," Goku chuckled and then took Chi-chi's hand, "C'mon, the others are waiting for us."
Turles grabbed Goku by the back of the shirt and pulled him back, "you aren't going anywhere."
Goku blinked.
"There's so much I need to teach you brother!" Turles put an arm around Goku's neck and then looked back at Chi-chi, "And I must get that woman for my own."
"What did he say?" Goku whispered to Amond.
"He said he wants to teach you about the sayians." Amond translated, leaving out the rest.
Goku pulled from Turles' grip and went back to Chi-chi, "well then we should do that sometime, but erm, I'm kinda spending time with my friends and family."
Turles winced, "family?"
Amond translated.
"Yes, I have a son," Goku stated.
Turles' scowl deepened, "…a son…"
Goku blink nervously and took Chi-chi's hand, "C'mon Chi-chi."
Turles ran in front of Goku and smiled, "Why don't you show me your friends and family so I may smite them and take Chi-chi?"
Goku looked at Amond.
"He thinks you should introduce him to your friends and family, since you're brothers."
"But you're not my brother!" Goku exclaimed, "You just look like me."
"C'mon Goku," Chi-chi hugged Goku's arm, "he saved my life."
Goku sighed, "fine."
Turles beamed and let Goku and Chi-chi leave before him.
"What about the tree of might?" Daiz questioned Turles.
"Until I get Chi-chi your mission is postponed," Turles turned to his crew, "you all stay here and find a good place to plant the seed in the mean time."
"Yes sir."
"Goku sure is taking a long time," Krillin sat at the edge of the crater after the fire had been put out.
"Do you think we should check on him?" Yamcha looked at Krillin.
"Daddy!" Gohan exclaimed as he saw Goku fly Chi-chi out of the space ship, "Mommy!"
"Who's that other guy?" Bulma put her hands on her hips and tilted her head. Then gasped, "he looks just like Goku!"
"Hey guys," Goku landed putting Chi-chi down, "this is uhm…"
"Turles," Turles smirked evilly as he shook Bulma's hand.
Bulma blushed as she shook his hand thinking, Goku doesn't a grin THAT sexy.
Yamcha glared at Turles and cleared his throat as he put his arm around Bulma's neck, "I'm Yamcha and this is my GIRLFRIEND, Bulma."
Bulma rolled her eyes.
Turles bowed his head as if he were apologizing, "I don't want you're stinkin' human woman, stupid Earth worm."
"YOUR MOMMA!" Yamcha shouted offended.
Everyone looked at him like he was a moron.
Turles shook Yamcha's hand beaming, "I can see you Earthlings aren't too bright."
"What is he saying?" Yamcha whispered to Goku.
Goku shrugged, "he doesn't speak English."
"Well this'll be interesting," Krillin walked up to Turles, "I. Am. Krillin. Nice. To. Meet. You. Turles."
Turles' eye twitched as he gritted his teeth, offended by the idiotic way Krillin was speaking to him. He shook Krillin's hand tightly.
Krillin pulled away in pain, "iiiieee."
"Gosh, I'm sorry," Turles rubbed the back of his head sarcastically. He caught Gohan looking at him from behind Goku. He picked Gohan up by the back of the shirt and looked him in the eye.
"Turles!" Chi-chi exclaimed grabbing on to his arm, "Please be careful!"
Turles smiled at her and patted her head right before looking back at the trembling Gohan, "you're a sayian, boy. Show some back bone."
Gohan sniffled.
"What?" Turles tilted his head, "Are you going to cry?"
Gohan's eyes watered and Turles put him down.
"Here," Turles took off his scouter and kneeled in front of Gohan so he could put the scouter on him, "You hold on to this little sayian."
Gohan blinked and then jumped back when the scouter began to bleep, "look at all these numbers!"
Turles grinned and stood up, "so what do you humans do for fun?"
Chi-chi beamed at Turles as they sat around the campfire, "I'm really happy you came with us, I just wish we could communicate better."
Turles looked at her swallowing the fish he had been chewing and saw a notebook and pen of Gohan's on the floor. He picked it up and wrote, 'I can understand and write your language. I just can't speak it properly.'
"Well," Chi-chi looked at it, "you have very nice handwriting, which is more than I could say for most of the people here."
Yamcha, Goku, and Krillin looked down.
"What is that thing you gave Gohan?" Chi-chi questioned pointing to the scouter Gohan was still wearing.
Turles grinned and wrote, 'that's a scouter.'
"What does it do?"
'Locates people, checks power levels, etc. I got the notion that he had been lost. If he knows your power level, next time he's lost he could find you easily.'
"Wow," Chi-chi smiled and hugged Turles, "thanks."
Turles turned a deep red as he looked down, luckily no one noticed due to the darkness.
"I'm still hungry," Goku pouted.
"So why don't you tell us more about your planet, Turles?" Krillin asked.
Turles scowled at Krillin and wrote, 'I don't have a planet.'
Chi-chi blinked, "What happened to it?"
Turles wrote and looked at Goku as Chi-chi took the pad.
Chi-chi looked at Turles then read aloud, "It was destroyed, only a few survivors; my brother Radditz, the sayian Prince—Vegeta, Nappa, Amond, Daiz, Me, and my twin brother Kakkorot."
"Well, I'm sorry Turles," Goku apologized, "but I can assure you, I'm not your brother."
"He does have a tail like you, Goku," Bulma stated noticing Turles' tail, "or should I say, did."
Goku blinked, "co…coincidence."
"Coincidence!" Turles jumped up.
Everyone stopped and looked at Turles.
"Why do you deny your blood Kakkorot?" Turles walked over to Kakkorot and circled around him, "Why do you deny who you are? You should be a proud warrior! You were the stronger twin! You were meant to be better…but now that I see you…and I hear your nonsense…" Turles stopped in front of Kakkorot and scowled, "I am the better sayian and now that I've found you brother, I'm taking over."
Goku stared up at Turles dumbfounded.
"Now, now, boys," Chi-chi tried to settle Turles down.
Turles snuffed and sat back down on the log he had been sitting on before.
"Perhaps if you stayed with us for awhile you could teach Goku about this Sayian heritage," Chi-chi said.
"But I'm not a Sayian!" Goku exclaimed.
Turles smirked, "Stay with you? That would make it that much easier to win you over."
Chi-chi tilted her head confused.
Turles bowed to Chi-chi, "I accept your offer."
"Is that a yes?" Chi-chi questioned.
Turles stood up and nodded.
"Great!" Chi-chi smiled.