Dr.Drakken's How-To Rule the World
Grand Finale
Disclaimer: I do not own anything of Disney,Kim Possible, Drakken or anything else!
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Drakken: WHAT!?
Director: Sorry D. Ya know your show has bad ratings. Oh well.
Cameraman: We're live in 3,2,1...
Drakken: Wait!
Director: Action!
Drakken:Well. Uh, hi.
Audience:....
Drakken: Today's lesson revolves around a new concept. First hire a dimwitted sidekick/bodyguard. A. Shego!
Shego: Who are YOU calling dimwitted?
Drakken: Who else? For what i pay you, I should call you a bi-
Shego: YOU PAY ME $50!!!!
Drakken: I think that's fair.
Shego: *walks away*
Drakken: I don't need you! That's right! Walk away! You're just scared! Yeah! Ha! See! Hahaha!
Shego: *comes back*...*very angry looking*
Drakken: *gulps* Shego? I didn't mean a word of it! Really! Wait. What are yo getting that for? What the-AAAAAAAHHHHHH-
WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES AT THIS MOMENT STAND BY STAND BY STAND BY
Shego: That wasn't so bad. Wasn't it?
Drakken: *dusts himself off* Please Shego we're live. Now, as I was saying, we have an entirely new concept. First, you need a tv station like this one.
Director: Where's he getting to?
Drakken:And your bodyguard. Now, you need a raygun.*points raygun at director* and do as shown.
Director: Huh?
Drakken: Now Mr.Director you shall show me where the satelite is so i can rearrange the wires to a laser beam and reflect it off into the sun! Hahahahahaha!!!! Now move!!!!
Director: Okay okay! Ya know I had a good feelin about ya.
Drakken: Shut up and keep moving!
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Drakken: Having this tv show has been part of my plan! This will show the entire world not to tick me off!
Shego: It's ready.
Drakken: Yes! Hahaha! Now to launch the beam and destroy the sun!
Shego: What!? Destroy! Don't do it!
Drakken: Shego, I'm a man! I'll do what I please! Now the Earth will be destroyed and I will rule! Hahaha!
Shego: But-
Drakken: *presses button to activate* It works!
Shego: Dr.D! YOu are still on Earth hello!!!!!!
Drakken: What! We're gonna die!
Shego: Doy!!!!
Drakken: To stop it we need to put the main energy valve into reverse, to suck in the laser!
Shego: Great, where is it?
Drakken: South America.
Shego: We're dead.
Drakken: Not if we act fast! *calls someone*
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Duff Killigan: *picks up* Hello?
Drakken: *explains everything*
Duff Killigan: Aye! *calls someone*
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Monkey Fist: *picks up* Hello?
Duff Killigan: *explains*
Monkey Fists: He did it again did he? *calls someone*
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Senor Senior Senior: *picks up* May I help you?
Monkey Fist: *explains*
Senor Senior Senior: Let me check the book...Oh my! *calls someone*
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Gill: *picks up* Hello? Wow, I can't believe this thing works underwater!
Senor Senior Senior: *explains*
Gill: What!? *calls someone*
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Ron: Hello?
Gill: *explains*
Ron: What a coincidence! We're in South America! Still, I'm confused why you have my number.
Gill: That's how I tracked you when you came to Wannaweep.
Ron: Oh. Hey Kim!
Kim: What is it Ron?
Ron: *explains*
Kim: Okay then! Let's take the plane!
Ron: How'd those cameramen get here?
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They arrive at the generator and reverse it. The beam is 10 meters to the surface of the sun. It suddenly stops and fades.
Drakken: What a relief.
Shego: Yeah, sure.
Drakken: Well our show is cancelled and we are off to better things!
Shego: Whatever.
Drakken: Let's go rob the bank!
Shego: Fine.
The End.
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Grand Finale
Disclaimer: I do not own anything of Disney,Kim Possible, Drakken or anything else!
__________________
Drakken: WHAT!?
Director: Sorry D. Ya know your show has bad ratings. Oh well.
Cameraman: We're live in 3,2,1...
Drakken: Wait!
Director: Action!
Drakken:Well. Uh, hi.
Audience:....
Drakken: Today's lesson revolves around a new concept. First hire a dimwitted sidekick/bodyguard. A. Shego!
Shego: Who are YOU calling dimwitted?
Drakken: Who else? For what i pay you, I should call you a bi-
Shego: YOU PAY ME $50!!!!
Drakken: I think that's fair.
Shego: *walks away*
Drakken: I don't need you! That's right! Walk away! You're just scared! Yeah! Ha! See! Hahaha!
Shego: *comes back*...*very angry looking*
Drakken: *gulps* Shego? I didn't mean a word of it! Really! Wait. What are yo getting that for? What the-AAAAAAAHHHHHH-
WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES AT THIS MOMENT STAND BY STAND BY STAND BY
Shego: That wasn't so bad. Wasn't it?
Drakken: *dusts himself off* Please Shego we're live. Now, as I was saying, we have an entirely new concept. First, you need a tv station like this one.
Director: Where's he getting to?
Drakken:And your bodyguard. Now, you need a raygun.*points raygun at director* and do as shown.
Director: Huh?
Drakken: Now Mr.Director you shall show me where the satelite is so i can rearrange the wires to a laser beam and reflect it off into the sun! Hahahahahaha!!!! Now move!!!!
Director: Okay okay! Ya know I had a good feelin about ya.
Drakken: Shut up and keep moving!
______________________
Drakken: Having this tv show has been part of my plan! This will show the entire world not to tick me off!
Shego: It's ready.
Drakken: Yes! Hahaha! Now to launch the beam and destroy the sun!
Shego: What!? Destroy! Don't do it!
Drakken: Shego, I'm a man! I'll do what I please! Now the Earth will be destroyed and I will rule! Hahaha!
Shego: But-
Drakken: *presses button to activate* It works!
Shego: Dr.D! YOu are still on Earth hello!!!!!!
Drakken: What! We're gonna die!
Shego: Doy!!!!
Drakken: To stop it we need to put the main energy valve into reverse, to suck in the laser!
Shego: Great, where is it?
Drakken: South America.
Shego: We're dead.
Drakken: Not if we act fast! *calls someone*
_____________
Duff Killigan: *picks up* Hello?
Drakken: *explains everything*
Duff Killigan: Aye! *calls someone*
_____________
Monkey Fist: *picks up* Hello?
Duff Killigan: *explains*
Monkey Fists: He did it again did he? *calls someone*
_____________
Senor Senior Senior: *picks up* May I help you?
Monkey Fist: *explains*
Senor Senior Senior: Let me check the book...Oh my! *calls someone*
_____________
Gill: *picks up* Hello? Wow, I can't believe this thing works underwater!
Senor Senior Senior: *explains*
Gill: What!? *calls someone*
_____________
Ron: Hello?
Gill: *explains*
Ron: What a coincidence! We're in South America! Still, I'm confused why you have my number.
Gill: That's how I tracked you when you came to Wannaweep.
Ron: Oh. Hey Kim!
Kim: What is it Ron?
Ron: *explains*
Kim: Okay then! Let's take the plane!
Ron: How'd those cameramen get here?
___________________
They arrive at the generator and reverse it. The beam is 10 meters to the surface of the sun. It suddenly stops and fades.
Drakken: What a relief.
Shego: Yeah, sure.
Drakken: Well our show is cancelled and we are off to better things!
Shego: Whatever.
Drakken: Let's go rob the bank!
Shego: Fine.
The End.
Read,Review and no flames. Thank you all and Good night!