Chapter 5
T_T I sowwy I took so long to write more. I've kinda lost interested in fanfics, but now XD I'm back! yay!
The phone rang as Chi-chi sat outside with the boys. She stood up and headed for the house, "Excuse me."
"Hey, Uncle Turles," Gohan tugged on Turles' pant leg, "Can I ask you a question?"
Turles blinked looking down at Gohan, then after a moment nodded, "why not?"
"Why did you come to Earth in the first place, Uncle Turles?" Gohan asked looking up at his uncle innocently.
"Well...I..." Turles stuttered, what was he to tell the boy? That he came to Earth to destroy the planet? He had to think up a quick and convincing lie, "Well you see Gohan---"
Just then Chi-chi walked out the house, "Hey guys! Master Roshi's having a little get together at his house! Why don't we go pay him a visit?"
Saved, Turles thought letting out a sigh.
"Wa-hoo!" Goku jumped to his feet beaming, "No more learning and I bet they'll be lots of foooood!"
Turles' eye twitched agitated, what did Chi-chi SEE in this idiot?
Radditz stepped out of his capsule and stretched his limbs as Vegeta and Nappa's space pods landed nearby, "That thing sure is cramped!"
"That's no surprise being that your hair takes up more space than you do," Nappa replied.
"At least I HAVE hair," Radditz glowered at Nappa.
"Why you--!" Nappa made a fist.
"Enough of your childish bickering!" Vegeta berated and then turned on his scouter, "We have work to do!"
"Yes, sir," Nappa and Radditz said in unison dully as they turned their scouters on.
"What the...?!" Radditz gasped, "What are they doing here?!"
"Huh?" Vegeta turned in Radditz direction and read the power levels he was seeing, "Well, isn't that a coincidence."
"Daiz, Amond, Kakao, Lakasei, Rezun---but where's Turles?" Nappa questioned.
"Perhaps he's dead," Vegeta said nonchalantly.
"Don't you dare say such things!" Radditz snarled at Vegeta.
"And don't you dare catch that tone with me again," Vegeta scowled at Radditz.
Radditz scowled at Vegeta then turned away scanning around him for Turles, "He has to be here!"
"Why don't we just go see the others and ask him where he is?" Nappa suggested.
"My god!" Radditz looked at Nappa in shock, "Nappa....are you becoming SMART?"
"Eh heh," Nappa scratched the back of his bald head.
"Who's that on the monitor?" Daiz looked at the monitor Amond was glued to.
Amond just stared at in silence.
"Hello?" Daiz knocked on the top of Amond's head.
"It's the Prince!" Amond exclaimed jumping to his feet, knocking Daiz over.
Daiz regained himself and looked at the screen closer, "You're right! And Radditz! And Nappa! They eswcaped Freeza! Now our force will be even stronger!"
"Quick!" Rezun shouted to the others, "Let them in!"
Lakasei and Kakao opened the ships doors and let the three sayians in.
Amond bowed, "I'm so glad to see that you are in good health, Prince Vegeta."
"Yes," Vegeta nodded to them all, "I'm glad to see you all are alive as well."
"Where's Turles?" Radditz exclaimed unable to control himself.
"Turles?" Kakao repeated offguard.
"Yes, my brother, where is he?" Radditz asked quickly, "Where is he? Is he here on Earth? He's still alive right? Please tell me where he is--"
"Yes, yes!" Daiz interrupted Radditz, "He's fine, he's fine, shush! He uhm...he's on a private mission."
"What? What do you mean?" Radditz questioned.
"Well you see, Radditz," Amond began, "We originally came to Earth to plant the tree of might...but then Turles got a bit sidetracked."
"Tree of might?" Vegeta repeated curiously.
"Sidetracked with what?" Radditz repeated puzzled.
Daiz took a deep breath and then began, "Well it all started..."
Goku stopped as he and his family landed on Roshi's island.
"Is there something wrong Goku?" Chi-chi looked at him.
Turles looked at Goku curiously, his expression had changed completely. Goku usually had a naive and dopey look on his face, but now he stood with a very serious scowl--he was a completely different person, he was---Kakkorot.
"I sense a very strong power level coming this way," Goku replied.
Turles' eyes widened, how was Goku able to read power levels without a scouter.
Gohan tinkered with his scouter and looked in the direction Goku was glowering, "Wow daddy! He's stronger than you!"
"Hey guys!" Bulma walked out the Kame house cheerfully, "Glad you can make it!"
"Yeah---" Krillin started then stopped seeing the look on Goku's face, "What's wrong Goku?"
"Don't you sense that Krillin?" Goku said still staring out in the distance.
Turles glowered at the short bald man, was he also able to sense powerlevels without a scouter?
Krillin blinked puzzled then cloased his eyes, when he opened him he had a scowl on his face, "Yes, I feel it too...who is that?"
Just then Yamcha landed and everyone fell over except Goku, "Hey guys!"
"It was just that idiot, Yamcha," Bulma crossed her arms agitated, "I don't know what you were getting so worked up for Goku."
"Huh? Idiot?! Hey! Why are you talking about me like I'm not here?!" Yamcha snapped walking over to Bulma, "I said I was sorry."
Bulma looked up at Yamcha, then after a moment slapped him across the face. Master Roshi began to laugh as a big red handprint appeared on Yamcha's face.
Krillin patted Yamcha on the back as he rubbed the back of his head, "Love hurts man."
"There he is!" Goku shouted abruptly pointing across the water. A figure was coming into view.
Turles looked at the small dot as it began to become clearer then his face lit up as he ran into the water, "Radditz!"
"Turles!" Radditz shouted tackling Turles into the sand and then punching him several times in the face.
"Uhhhh...are they friend or uh what?" Krillin blinked confused.
Radditz and Turles laughed as they got to their feet.
"Brother," Turles grinned hugging his brother.
"Brother?" Gohan blinked, "They're brothers! That means he's my uncle!"
"What the..." Radditz blinked looking at Gohan, "That little whelp knows Sayian? Who is he?"
Turles picked up Gohan and smirked, "Our nephew," he then pointed to Goku who was standing behind Radditz, "and that is our brother."
Radditz turned around and saw Goku, then speaking in perfect English embraced his brother and said, "Kakkorot! It IS you! You are alive! And you've begun to bring back our race! I knew you were not a traitor!"
"Kakko...me...alive...huh...race...traitor? Ahhh! I'm so confused!" Goku backed away.
"Brother, what's wrong?" Radditz looked at Goku puzzled, "Don't you remember? I mean...you were an infant, but the plan should've been embedded in your brain."
"Hey," Krillin whispered to Yamcha, "why is it this guy can speak English, but that other guy can't?"
Yamcha just shrugged watching the reunited brothers, with much interest.
"It seems he's forgotten the plan, somehow," Turles told Radditz, "I'm beginning to think it was due to memory loss."
"Hmm," Radditz looked from Turles to Goku, then patted his shoulder with a big grin, "Ah well! Now that we are once again reunited we can destroy Freeza at last! And you've found a sayian woman...where is she?"
"Huh?" Goku replied completely lost.
Radditz turned to Gohan, "This child is pure sayian, I can smell it on him."
The Ox King gulped, he felt the truth was coming out.
"There's no way that's true," Chi-chi said taking Gohan from Turles, "I am his mother! I'm no sayian!"
Radditz cocked an eyebrow and then grabbed Chi-chi's arm and smelled her neck.
"Hey!" Goku shouted.
"Get away from me!" Chi-chi pushed Radditz off.
Radditz laughed a bit, "Oh yes girly, you are pure sayian."
"No," Chi-chi shook her head, "No, no I'm not. I never had a tail...I...I...I'm human! You're wrong! I know I'm human..."
"Well uhmm..." The Ox King cleared his throat and all eyes turned to him, "actually...you're not."
"WHAT?" Everyone except Turles and Radditz exclaimed.
"Well you see," The Ox King chuckled nervously as he scratched the back of his head, "I'm a sayian. Your mom was the Queen at the time, and uhm, I obviously wasn't so you and I were both exiled from Vegeta-sei and well...your mother was killed."
Chi-chi opened her mouth to speak, but before she made a sound her eyes rolled back in her head and she passed out in the sand.
"WOW!" Bulma exclaimed from all her pent up excitement, "This is better than a Spanish novela!"
Chi-chi blinked her eyes open and stared at the ceiling, had this all been a dream? It must've been, it was so weird. She laughed and sat up in the bed she was laying in. She looked out the window and realised it was the Kame house. She must've fallen asleep during the party. She looked around the room and then suddenly let out a loud terrified scream.
There sitting by her bed were Goku, Turles, and Radditz, it hadn't been a dream.
"Chi-chi!" Goku got up and held her, "It's ok Chi-chi."
"No, no!" Chi-chi covered her ears and shut her eyes tight, "Wake uppppp Chi-chi wakey wakey wakey!"
"Hush woman!" Radditz snapped.
Turles glared at Radditz, "Don't speak to her that way!"
Radditz turned to Turles surprised as Goku continued to calm down his wife and spoke in sayian so that Goku wouldn't understand, "What is this little brother? Have you fallen for this woman?"
"Yes," Turles nodded seriously, "I couldn't say it before because the boy knows sayian."
"She's Kakkorot's mate Turles," Radditz shoke his head, "He may not remember his heritage, but that doesn't mean she ignore the rules! Once two sayians have mated, no other sayians are allowed to touch them."
"But I love her!" Turles shouted jumping out of his seat, "she belongs with me!"
"Turles--" Radditz began, but Turles was already thundering out the room, Radditz sighed and shoke his head, then turned to Goku and Chi-chi and began speaking in English again, "We need to talk."
Goku nodded in agreement.
Turles is going to hate me for this, Turles thought as he began to speak, "You, are now the Princess of the sayians being that your mother was royalty at the time of your birth."
"Here that, Chi-chi?" Goku grinned, "you're a Princess! Of an entire RACE!"
"Or what's left of it anyway," Radditz rubbed his temples and then looked at Chi-chi and Goku seriously, "The thing is...the Prince of sayians is still alive and...I think he'll be very excited to meet you."
"What?" Chi-chi blinked and then suddenly understood. She held Goku tight as she exclaimed, "Oh no! Goku and I are married! I don't care if he's a prince or not! No way, nuh ah, not gonna happen."
"But...our race...it's dying...don't you care?" Radditz said to Chi-chi unable to keep from looking hurt. All of those years of believing his race was extinct, Chi-chi had finally given him hope, but now she was slowly taking it away.
"If Goku's a sayian too, then what does it matter who I'm with?" Chi-chi said.
"You can be with both of them," Radditz mumbled.
"What's that?"
"Well uh...if we're going to bring our race back we need more sayians and uh---"
"WHAT?" Chi-chi shouted making Radditz tremble, she was a sayian alright, only a sayian woman could put such fear in a warrior's heart, "You want my children to have babies together?!"
"Well technically, they'd be half siblings so it's not THAT bad..." Radditz trailed in a low voice.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Chi-chi howled and threw Goku and Radditz out of the room.
Goku blinked confused, "Hey...what did I do?"
Turles sat by the water annoyed thinking about Goku and Chi-chi.
It isn't fair, he thought, she's supposed to be with me.
"Hey," BUlma sat beside him with a tray of food, "Aren't you hungry? There's food inside. You're welcome to join us or just pick at mine--but if your appetite is anything like Goku's you'll want to get your own."
"Not hungry," he said in English with a very thick sayian accent.
"Hey! You spoke English!" Bulma giggled eating some fries.
Turles grinned at Bulma and spoke in sayian, "only cus I thought you'd leave me alone, but being that you're still here I won't be doing it again."
Bulma giggled and hit Turles on the shoulder playfully, "You're so funny."
"Yeah whatever," Turles looked back at the water, then noticed Bulma looking to the window from the corner of his eye. He turned and saw Yamcha looking at them from the window, Yamcha then quickly turned away as his cheeks flushed with jealousy.
Bulma leaned in closer to Turles and hugged his arm, "Can I ask you a favour?"
Turles looked at her to note that he was listening.
"I want to make Yamcha jealous...and you're a real stud...it's really odd actually, thast you and Goku are identical yet--not identical at the same time, but anyway can you just pretend your interested in me? Just to make him jealous you see...cus I caught him with this girl the other day you see and they were--"
Turles looked to the sky wishing Bulma would just shut up, and then finally pinned her to the sand and kissed her. He then gave his evilist smirk as he said, "Now, will you shut the hell up?"
Bulma just looked at him breathless and speechless. Turles sat up and threw a handful of sand in the water, "that's better."
Bulma sat up dazed, "w-wow..."
T_T I sowwy I took so long to write more. I've kinda lost interested in fanfics, but now XD I'm back! yay!
The phone rang as Chi-chi sat outside with the boys. She stood up and headed for the house, "Excuse me."
"Hey, Uncle Turles," Gohan tugged on Turles' pant leg, "Can I ask you a question?"
Turles blinked looking down at Gohan, then after a moment nodded, "why not?"
"Why did you come to Earth in the first place, Uncle Turles?" Gohan asked looking up at his uncle innocently.
"Well...I..." Turles stuttered, what was he to tell the boy? That he came to Earth to destroy the planet? He had to think up a quick and convincing lie, "Well you see Gohan---"
Just then Chi-chi walked out the house, "Hey guys! Master Roshi's having a little get together at his house! Why don't we go pay him a visit?"
Saved, Turles thought letting out a sigh.
"Wa-hoo!" Goku jumped to his feet beaming, "No more learning and I bet they'll be lots of foooood!"
Turles' eye twitched agitated, what did Chi-chi SEE in this idiot?
Radditz stepped out of his capsule and stretched his limbs as Vegeta and Nappa's space pods landed nearby, "That thing sure is cramped!"
"That's no surprise being that your hair takes up more space than you do," Nappa replied.
"At least I HAVE hair," Radditz glowered at Nappa.
"Why you--!" Nappa made a fist.
"Enough of your childish bickering!" Vegeta berated and then turned on his scouter, "We have work to do!"
"Yes, sir," Nappa and Radditz said in unison dully as they turned their scouters on.
"What the...?!" Radditz gasped, "What are they doing here?!"
"Huh?" Vegeta turned in Radditz direction and read the power levels he was seeing, "Well, isn't that a coincidence."
"Daiz, Amond, Kakao, Lakasei, Rezun---but where's Turles?" Nappa questioned.
"Perhaps he's dead," Vegeta said nonchalantly.
"Don't you dare say such things!" Radditz snarled at Vegeta.
"And don't you dare catch that tone with me again," Vegeta scowled at Radditz.
Radditz scowled at Vegeta then turned away scanning around him for Turles, "He has to be here!"
"Why don't we just go see the others and ask him where he is?" Nappa suggested.
"My god!" Radditz looked at Nappa in shock, "Nappa....are you becoming SMART?"
"Eh heh," Nappa scratched the back of his bald head.
"Who's that on the monitor?" Daiz looked at the monitor Amond was glued to.
Amond just stared at in silence.
"Hello?" Daiz knocked on the top of Amond's head.
"It's the Prince!" Amond exclaimed jumping to his feet, knocking Daiz over.
Daiz regained himself and looked at the screen closer, "You're right! And Radditz! And Nappa! They eswcaped Freeza! Now our force will be even stronger!"
"Quick!" Rezun shouted to the others, "Let them in!"
Lakasei and Kakao opened the ships doors and let the three sayians in.
Amond bowed, "I'm so glad to see that you are in good health, Prince Vegeta."
"Yes," Vegeta nodded to them all, "I'm glad to see you all are alive as well."
"Where's Turles?" Radditz exclaimed unable to control himself.
"Turles?" Kakao repeated offguard.
"Yes, my brother, where is he?" Radditz asked quickly, "Where is he? Is he here on Earth? He's still alive right? Please tell me where he is--"
"Yes, yes!" Daiz interrupted Radditz, "He's fine, he's fine, shush! He uhm...he's on a private mission."
"What? What do you mean?" Radditz questioned.
"Well you see, Radditz," Amond began, "We originally came to Earth to plant the tree of might...but then Turles got a bit sidetracked."
"Tree of might?" Vegeta repeated curiously.
"Sidetracked with what?" Radditz repeated puzzled.
Daiz took a deep breath and then began, "Well it all started..."
Goku stopped as he and his family landed on Roshi's island.
"Is there something wrong Goku?" Chi-chi looked at him.
Turles looked at Goku curiously, his expression had changed completely. Goku usually had a naive and dopey look on his face, but now he stood with a very serious scowl--he was a completely different person, he was---Kakkorot.
"I sense a very strong power level coming this way," Goku replied.
Turles' eyes widened, how was Goku able to read power levels without a scouter.
Gohan tinkered with his scouter and looked in the direction Goku was glowering, "Wow daddy! He's stronger than you!"
"Hey guys!" Bulma walked out the Kame house cheerfully, "Glad you can make it!"
"Yeah---" Krillin started then stopped seeing the look on Goku's face, "What's wrong Goku?"
"Don't you sense that Krillin?" Goku said still staring out in the distance.
Turles glowered at the short bald man, was he also able to sense powerlevels without a scouter?
Krillin blinked puzzled then cloased his eyes, when he opened him he had a scowl on his face, "Yes, I feel it too...who is that?"
Just then Yamcha landed and everyone fell over except Goku, "Hey guys!"
"It was just that idiot, Yamcha," Bulma crossed her arms agitated, "I don't know what you were getting so worked up for Goku."
"Huh? Idiot?! Hey! Why are you talking about me like I'm not here?!" Yamcha snapped walking over to Bulma, "I said I was sorry."
Bulma looked up at Yamcha, then after a moment slapped him across the face. Master Roshi began to laugh as a big red handprint appeared on Yamcha's face.
Krillin patted Yamcha on the back as he rubbed the back of his head, "Love hurts man."
"There he is!" Goku shouted abruptly pointing across the water. A figure was coming into view.
Turles looked at the small dot as it began to become clearer then his face lit up as he ran into the water, "Radditz!"
"Turles!" Radditz shouted tackling Turles into the sand and then punching him several times in the face.
"Uhhhh...are they friend or uh what?" Krillin blinked confused.
Radditz and Turles laughed as they got to their feet.
"Brother," Turles grinned hugging his brother.
"Brother?" Gohan blinked, "They're brothers! That means he's my uncle!"
"What the..." Radditz blinked looking at Gohan, "That little whelp knows Sayian? Who is he?"
Turles picked up Gohan and smirked, "Our nephew," he then pointed to Goku who was standing behind Radditz, "and that is our brother."
Radditz turned around and saw Goku, then speaking in perfect English embraced his brother and said, "Kakkorot! It IS you! You are alive! And you've begun to bring back our race! I knew you were not a traitor!"
"Kakko...me...alive...huh...race...traitor? Ahhh! I'm so confused!" Goku backed away.
"Brother, what's wrong?" Radditz looked at Goku puzzled, "Don't you remember? I mean...you were an infant, but the plan should've been embedded in your brain."
"Hey," Krillin whispered to Yamcha, "why is it this guy can speak English, but that other guy can't?"
Yamcha just shrugged watching the reunited brothers, with much interest.
"It seems he's forgotten the plan, somehow," Turles told Radditz, "I'm beginning to think it was due to memory loss."
"Hmm," Radditz looked from Turles to Goku, then patted his shoulder with a big grin, "Ah well! Now that we are once again reunited we can destroy Freeza at last! And you've found a sayian woman...where is she?"
"Huh?" Goku replied completely lost.
Radditz turned to Gohan, "This child is pure sayian, I can smell it on him."
The Ox King gulped, he felt the truth was coming out.
"There's no way that's true," Chi-chi said taking Gohan from Turles, "I am his mother! I'm no sayian!"
Radditz cocked an eyebrow and then grabbed Chi-chi's arm and smelled her neck.
"Hey!" Goku shouted.
"Get away from me!" Chi-chi pushed Radditz off.
Radditz laughed a bit, "Oh yes girly, you are pure sayian."
"No," Chi-chi shook her head, "No, no I'm not. I never had a tail...I...I...I'm human! You're wrong! I know I'm human..."
"Well uhmm..." The Ox King cleared his throat and all eyes turned to him, "actually...you're not."
"WHAT?" Everyone except Turles and Radditz exclaimed.
"Well you see," The Ox King chuckled nervously as he scratched the back of his head, "I'm a sayian. Your mom was the Queen at the time, and uhm, I obviously wasn't so you and I were both exiled from Vegeta-sei and well...your mother was killed."
Chi-chi opened her mouth to speak, but before she made a sound her eyes rolled back in her head and she passed out in the sand.
"WOW!" Bulma exclaimed from all her pent up excitement, "This is better than a Spanish novela!"
Chi-chi blinked her eyes open and stared at the ceiling, had this all been a dream? It must've been, it was so weird. She laughed and sat up in the bed she was laying in. She looked out the window and realised it was the Kame house. She must've fallen asleep during the party. She looked around the room and then suddenly let out a loud terrified scream.
There sitting by her bed were Goku, Turles, and Radditz, it hadn't been a dream.
"Chi-chi!" Goku got up and held her, "It's ok Chi-chi."
"No, no!" Chi-chi covered her ears and shut her eyes tight, "Wake uppppp Chi-chi wakey wakey wakey!"
"Hush woman!" Radditz snapped.
Turles glared at Radditz, "Don't speak to her that way!"
Radditz turned to Turles surprised as Goku continued to calm down his wife and spoke in sayian so that Goku wouldn't understand, "What is this little brother? Have you fallen for this woman?"
"Yes," Turles nodded seriously, "I couldn't say it before because the boy knows sayian."
"She's Kakkorot's mate Turles," Radditz shoke his head, "He may not remember his heritage, but that doesn't mean she ignore the rules! Once two sayians have mated, no other sayians are allowed to touch them."
"But I love her!" Turles shouted jumping out of his seat, "she belongs with me!"
"Turles--" Radditz began, but Turles was already thundering out the room, Radditz sighed and shoke his head, then turned to Goku and Chi-chi and began speaking in English again, "We need to talk."
Goku nodded in agreement.
Turles is going to hate me for this, Turles thought as he began to speak, "You, are now the Princess of the sayians being that your mother was royalty at the time of your birth."
"Here that, Chi-chi?" Goku grinned, "you're a Princess! Of an entire RACE!"
"Or what's left of it anyway," Radditz rubbed his temples and then looked at Chi-chi and Goku seriously, "The thing is...the Prince of sayians is still alive and...I think he'll be very excited to meet you."
"What?" Chi-chi blinked and then suddenly understood. She held Goku tight as she exclaimed, "Oh no! Goku and I are married! I don't care if he's a prince or not! No way, nuh ah, not gonna happen."
"But...our race...it's dying...don't you care?" Radditz said to Chi-chi unable to keep from looking hurt. All of those years of believing his race was extinct, Chi-chi had finally given him hope, but now she was slowly taking it away.
"If Goku's a sayian too, then what does it matter who I'm with?" Chi-chi said.
"You can be with both of them," Radditz mumbled.
"What's that?"
"Well uh...if we're going to bring our race back we need more sayians and uh---"
"WHAT?" Chi-chi shouted making Radditz tremble, she was a sayian alright, only a sayian woman could put such fear in a warrior's heart, "You want my children to have babies together?!"
"Well technically, they'd be half siblings so it's not THAT bad..." Radditz trailed in a low voice.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Chi-chi howled and threw Goku and Radditz out of the room.
Goku blinked confused, "Hey...what did I do?"
Turles sat by the water annoyed thinking about Goku and Chi-chi.
It isn't fair, he thought, she's supposed to be with me.
"Hey," BUlma sat beside him with a tray of food, "Aren't you hungry? There's food inside. You're welcome to join us or just pick at mine--but if your appetite is anything like Goku's you'll want to get your own."
"Not hungry," he said in English with a very thick sayian accent.
"Hey! You spoke English!" Bulma giggled eating some fries.
Turles grinned at Bulma and spoke in sayian, "only cus I thought you'd leave me alone, but being that you're still here I won't be doing it again."
Bulma giggled and hit Turles on the shoulder playfully, "You're so funny."
"Yeah whatever," Turles looked back at the water, then noticed Bulma looking to the window from the corner of his eye. He turned and saw Yamcha looking at them from the window, Yamcha then quickly turned away as his cheeks flushed with jealousy.
Bulma leaned in closer to Turles and hugged his arm, "Can I ask you a favour?"
Turles looked at her to note that he was listening.
"I want to make Yamcha jealous...and you're a real stud...it's really odd actually, thast you and Goku are identical yet--not identical at the same time, but anyway can you just pretend your interested in me? Just to make him jealous you see...cus I caught him with this girl the other day you see and they were--"
Turles looked to the sky wishing Bulma would just shut up, and then finally pinned her to the sand and kissed her. He then gave his evilist smirk as he said, "Now, will you shut the hell up?"
Bulma just looked at him breathless and speechless. Turles sat up and threw a handful of sand in the water, "that's better."
Bulma sat up dazed, "w-wow..."