Chapter 6
Note: Haha I rule! Oo Turles and Chi-chi? Goku and Chi-chi? Vegeta and Chi-chi? and now Bulma and Turles? or Bulma and Yamcha? XD I wonder what other twists I have in store!
Radditz paced up and down the beach trying to figure out what to do while the rest laid asleep inside. He looked up at the half moon and sighed, the Earth's moon was so beautiful. Then an idea struck him. If Chi-chi wouldn't see the prince by choice, she'd force her too---sure there'd be some bad blood between them, but he didn't care if she liked him or not. This was a matter of saving the entire saiyan race! He walked into the house to care out his plan.
He went into the room where the other men were sleeping and grabbed a pillow from the place he was supposed to be sleeping. He quickly pulled the pillowcase off of it and threw the pillow to the side, accidently hitting Turles.
Turles woke up as Radditz walked out of the room with the pillow case in hand and sat up quickly.
"Where's he going?" Turles wondered out loud in a low tone as he got up and quietly followed his brother. He peered out the door as he watched his brother enter the girl's room. There was a short scream of surprise which was quickly muffled.
"What the..." Turles whispered and then ducked into the room as Radditz ran out the room with one of the girls over his shoulder. Her hands and feet were tied with a sheet and the pillowcase was over their head. Radditz ran out of the house and then took to the air. Turles walked out the room trying to figure out what had just happened---then it dawned on him--Chi-chi!
"Hey! Radditz is back! Who's that?" Kakao looked at the monitor, "Can't be Turles!"
"Duh idiot! It's obviously a woman!" said Rezun.
"Well how was I supposed to know?" Kakao snapped, "It's not like our visuals are of the best quality!"
"If you can't tell that's a woman you must be blind," Rezun crossed his arms, "and even if it weren't, knowing Turles do you really think he'd allow Radditz to treat him that way?"
"Alright shut up you too," Daiz said as Radditz came rushing in.
"Who's the chick?" Nappa asked as Radditz laid the struggling woman on a cot.
"This my friends is the last woman of our kind," Radditz smirked and pulled the pillowcase off her head then merely had a heartattack when he saw her face.
It was Bulma, and she was not at all happy, "I'm going to castrate you, you mother fuc---"
Radditz quickly put the pillowcase back over her head and gave a nervouw laugh, "Oops, wrong one."
"What is going on in here?" Vegeta walked through a sliding door and looked around at all of them, his eyes stopped on Bulma, "What is THAT?"
"Well uhm..." Radditz started then backed away from Bulma, "why don't you just see for yourself."
Vegeta walked over to Bulma and pulled the pillowcase off her head.
She opened her mouth to yell, but then stopped and turned blue at the sight of Vegeta's scowling face.
"You're scary," she mumbled.
"Radditz," Vegeta turned his glance to Radditz, "what is this creature doing here?"
Bulma's fear quickly melted away, "CREATURE?"
"Silence!" Vegeta barked at her.
"Okay," Bulma mumbled scared again.
"Well you see, her friend, is well," Radditz tried to collect his thoughts but he was so tounge-tied.
"Radditz!" Turles roared charging into his ship, "Give me back Chi---BULMA?!"
"Turles!" Bulma squealed happily, "You've come to save me!"
"Uhm...no," Turles stood there utterly confused and looked at Radditz, "Do you love this human, Radditz?"
"NO!" Radditz shouted defensively.
"Then what is the meaning of this?" Turles demanded.
"Yes, explain yourself," Vegeta crossed his arms.
"Alright! calm down! Let me think!" Radditz shouted, "It was an accident! I meant to kidnap Chi-chi!"
"I knew it!" Turles snarled, "What do you want with her?!"
"Who is Chi-chi?" Nappa asked.
"A sayian--a sayian woman," Radditz replied.
"A woman!" exclaimed all the men.
"Don't even think about it!" Turles roared, "She's MINE!"
Bulma sighed with hearts in her eyes, unable to understand a word of what was going on, "Turles...he's fighting for ME!"
Radditz rubbed his temples, "Please Turles, shut up."
"You shut up!" growled Turles, "Things were going so smoothly until you came! What are you doing here anyway?"
"We came to check on Kakkorot and find out why there is still life on this planet," Nappa replied.
"He's lost his memory," Radditz turned to Vegeta, "I told you he was no traitor. He believes he's some human named Goku...anyway, Chi-chi is technically his mate--but being that she's royalty, I figured it would be more appropriate that she be with you."
"Royalty?" Amond cut in.
"How could she be royalty?" Daiz added.
"Her mother was the king's second wife." Radditz answered.
Vegeta's eyes darkened, "I don't want to see her."
Radditz blinked, "Why not?"
"Be-because," Vegeta seemed to be struggling, then finally snarled, "Why would I ever want to mate with the daughter of a traitor!"
With that he stomped through the sliding doors and disappeared.
"Well, I see you guys have just made yourself at home in my ship," Turles crossed his arms.
"We are family, of course we're welcome," Radditz snuffed.
"Not if you wish to tear my mate from me!"
"She's not your mate!"
"She will be!"
"No she won't!"
"She will!"
"No, I don't think so."
Turles growled and untied Bulma then roughly took her by the hand and pulled her out of the ship.
"Oh Turles!" Bulma hugged Turles, "You saved me!"
"Please shut up," Turles said as he flew away.
Daughter of the second wife, Vegeta thought as he lay in bed, "...but that was my mother."
He sat up and began to think back to when he was a child. His father's first wife had been unable to bear children, but a king had to have an heir, so he married again to a young sayian woman. Vegeta clenched his fists, it was Chi-chi's fault Vegeta lost his mother. His grip loosened, it had only been months later when he was kidnapped however, he would have lost her either way. But perhaps, if his father had not been so devastated over the betrayal, he would've been able to complete Freeza's orders. So many emotions rushed over Vegeta. He knew it was not Chi-chi's fault, yet at the same time he wanted so badly to have someone to blame all his pain on. Over the years he had bottled it all up, he had become so bitter and emotionless, yet the moment he learned he had a sister he felt all those bottled feelings errupt.
He had said he didn't want to see her, but the more he thought about it the more he wanted to meet her. He hoped she was a weakling, a sniveling little crybaby, so it would be easy to hate her. He didn't want her to be like him in anyway.
He had forgotten completely about his mission, none of it mattered now.
"Bulma!" Yamcha ran forward as Turles landed and shoke Bulma off of him, "Where were you?"
"Hmph!" Bulma tossed her hair over her shoulder and walked into the house.
"Bulma..." Yamcha watched as Bulma walked into the Kame house and slammed the door behind her. He turned to Turles jealously, "You..."
Turles sighed exasperated.
Yamcha grabbed Turles by the shirt, "You better not have done anything with her! Or I'll-I'll-I'll--"
Turles balled up his fist and socked Yamcha in the face, instantly knocking him out.
"Weak little human," Turles muttered walking into the Kame house.
Note: Haha I rule! Oo Turles and Chi-chi? Goku and Chi-chi? Vegeta and Chi-chi? and now Bulma and Turles? or Bulma and Yamcha? XD I wonder what other twists I have in store!
Radditz paced up and down the beach trying to figure out what to do while the rest laid asleep inside. He looked up at the half moon and sighed, the Earth's moon was so beautiful. Then an idea struck him. If Chi-chi wouldn't see the prince by choice, she'd force her too---sure there'd be some bad blood between them, but he didn't care if she liked him or not. This was a matter of saving the entire saiyan race! He walked into the house to care out his plan.
He went into the room where the other men were sleeping and grabbed a pillow from the place he was supposed to be sleeping. He quickly pulled the pillowcase off of it and threw the pillow to the side, accidently hitting Turles.
Turles woke up as Radditz walked out of the room with the pillow case in hand and sat up quickly.
"Where's he going?" Turles wondered out loud in a low tone as he got up and quietly followed his brother. He peered out the door as he watched his brother enter the girl's room. There was a short scream of surprise which was quickly muffled.
"What the..." Turles whispered and then ducked into the room as Radditz ran out the room with one of the girls over his shoulder. Her hands and feet were tied with a sheet and the pillowcase was over their head. Radditz ran out of the house and then took to the air. Turles walked out the room trying to figure out what had just happened---then it dawned on him--Chi-chi!
"Hey! Radditz is back! Who's that?" Kakao looked at the monitor, "Can't be Turles!"
"Duh idiot! It's obviously a woman!" said Rezun.
"Well how was I supposed to know?" Kakao snapped, "It's not like our visuals are of the best quality!"
"If you can't tell that's a woman you must be blind," Rezun crossed his arms, "and even if it weren't, knowing Turles do you really think he'd allow Radditz to treat him that way?"
"Alright shut up you too," Daiz said as Radditz came rushing in.
"Who's the chick?" Nappa asked as Radditz laid the struggling woman on a cot.
"This my friends is the last woman of our kind," Radditz smirked and pulled the pillowcase off her head then merely had a heartattack when he saw her face.
It was Bulma, and she was not at all happy, "I'm going to castrate you, you mother fuc---"
Radditz quickly put the pillowcase back over her head and gave a nervouw laugh, "Oops, wrong one."
"What is going on in here?" Vegeta walked through a sliding door and looked around at all of them, his eyes stopped on Bulma, "What is THAT?"
"Well uhm..." Radditz started then backed away from Bulma, "why don't you just see for yourself."
Vegeta walked over to Bulma and pulled the pillowcase off her head.
She opened her mouth to yell, but then stopped and turned blue at the sight of Vegeta's scowling face.
"You're scary," she mumbled.
"Radditz," Vegeta turned his glance to Radditz, "what is this creature doing here?"
Bulma's fear quickly melted away, "CREATURE?"
"Silence!" Vegeta barked at her.
"Okay," Bulma mumbled scared again.
"Well you see, her friend, is well," Radditz tried to collect his thoughts but he was so tounge-tied.
"Radditz!" Turles roared charging into his ship, "Give me back Chi---BULMA?!"
"Turles!" Bulma squealed happily, "You've come to save me!"
"Uhm...no," Turles stood there utterly confused and looked at Radditz, "Do you love this human, Radditz?"
"NO!" Radditz shouted defensively.
"Then what is the meaning of this?" Turles demanded.
"Yes, explain yourself," Vegeta crossed his arms.
"Alright! calm down! Let me think!" Radditz shouted, "It was an accident! I meant to kidnap Chi-chi!"
"I knew it!" Turles snarled, "What do you want with her?!"
"Who is Chi-chi?" Nappa asked.
"A sayian--a sayian woman," Radditz replied.
"A woman!" exclaimed all the men.
"Don't even think about it!" Turles roared, "She's MINE!"
Bulma sighed with hearts in her eyes, unable to understand a word of what was going on, "Turles...he's fighting for ME!"
Radditz rubbed his temples, "Please Turles, shut up."
"You shut up!" growled Turles, "Things were going so smoothly until you came! What are you doing here anyway?"
"We came to check on Kakkorot and find out why there is still life on this planet," Nappa replied.
"He's lost his memory," Radditz turned to Vegeta, "I told you he was no traitor. He believes he's some human named Goku...anyway, Chi-chi is technically his mate--but being that she's royalty, I figured it would be more appropriate that she be with you."
"Royalty?" Amond cut in.
"How could she be royalty?" Daiz added.
"Her mother was the king's second wife." Radditz answered.
Vegeta's eyes darkened, "I don't want to see her."
Radditz blinked, "Why not?"
"Be-because," Vegeta seemed to be struggling, then finally snarled, "Why would I ever want to mate with the daughter of a traitor!"
With that he stomped through the sliding doors and disappeared.
"Well, I see you guys have just made yourself at home in my ship," Turles crossed his arms.
"We are family, of course we're welcome," Radditz snuffed.
"Not if you wish to tear my mate from me!"
"She's not your mate!"
"She will be!"
"No she won't!"
"She will!"
"No, I don't think so."
Turles growled and untied Bulma then roughly took her by the hand and pulled her out of the ship.
"Oh Turles!" Bulma hugged Turles, "You saved me!"
"Please shut up," Turles said as he flew away.
Daughter of the second wife, Vegeta thought as he lay in bed, "...but that was my mother."
He sat up and began to think back to when he was a child. His father's first wife had been unable to bear children, but a king had to have an heir, so he married again to a young sayian woman. Vegeta clenched his fists, it was Chi-chi's fault Vegeta lost his mother. His grip loosened, it had only been months later when he was kidnapped however, he would have lost her either way. But perhaps, if his father had not been so devastated over the betrayal, he would've been able to complete Freeza's orders. So many emotions rushed over Vegeta. He knew it was not Chi-chi's fault, yet at the same time he wanted so badly to have someone to blame all his pain on. Over the years he had bottled it all up, he had become so bitter and emotionless, yet the moment he learned he had a sister he felt all those bottled feelings errupt.
He had said he didn't want to see her, but the more he thought about it the more he wanted to meet her. He hoped she was a weakling, a sniveling little crybaby, so it would be easy to hate her. He didn't want her to be like him in anyway.
He had forgotten completely about his mission, none of it mattered now.
"Bulma!" Yamcha ran forward as Turles landed and shoke Bulma off of him, "Where were you?"
"Hmph!" Bulma tossed her hair over her shoulder and walked into the house.
"Bulma..." Yamcha watched as Bulma walked into the Kame house and slammed the door behind her. He turned to Turles jealously, "You..."
Turles sighed exasperated.
Yamcha grabbed Turles by the shirt, "You better not have done anything with her! Or I'll-I'll-I'll--"
Turles balled up his fist and socked Yamcha in the face, instantly knocking him out.
"Weak little human," Turles muttered walking into the Kame house.