Hey, it's me, Kyua here! Who says insanity doesn't like company? ^^
Anyways, tis is a fic of no sense that involves Netto, Saito(rockman's a
human, here), Meiru, Roll(human, 2), and a game of I Spy.
Whoo, boy...
Meiru and Roll are a little OOC, though.
Disclaimer: *disclaimer guy appears on stage holding sign that says: "All
Kyua-chan owns is herself. And that's not saying much."* Hey..I wonder why
he said that? *sits down and ponders* Oh, well.
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Setting: Netto's house, bored silly.
Netto: I am so bored.
Saito: I am so bored.
Roll: I am so bored.
Meiru: I am so-
Netto: We know, bored.
Roll: Let's _do_ something.*looks at Saito*
Saito: O.o;; Not with me, you're not!
Roll: *pouts*
Meiru: Let's play I Spy!
Crowd: YAY!!
Netto: How'd the crowd get in here?
*Kyua pops in*
Kyua: HI!!
Everyone: AAHHHH!!*runs away to Meiru's house*
Kyua: That wasn't very nice...
-At Meiru's House Playing I Spy-
Netto: I go first! ^^ I spy...MEIRU'S UNDERPANTS!
Meiru: WHAT THA HECK??
Netto: See there, on your chair? I'm a poet!
Meiru: OMG!!!! *puts them on* I can't belive I left them there!
Roll: spy something green!
Netto: What about Meiru's underwear?
Saito: I think they're pink. It can't be Roll's. Hers are yellow.
Netto: That's not what I meant...WAIT JUST A SECOND! YOU KNOW THE COLOR OF
HER PANTIES?????
Saito: Well, she does wear them on the outside of her clothes.
Roll: *looks down* They do look very pretty there..how do you like them,
Saito?
Saito: *left to wash eyes out*
*Kyua pops in*
Kyua: So this is where you were! I'll make you pay!
Netto: How?
Kyua: My secret, special, all-powerfull, mighty, spectacular, awesome,
great, unparralleled-
Meiru: Authoress powers.
Kyua: *gasp* HOW DID YOU KNOW?? ARE YOU PSYCHIC??
Netto: Of course not. She just guessed.
Meiru:*hits Netto* Did not!
Netto: Uh-huh!
Meiru: Nuh-uh!
Netto: Uh-huh!
-5 days later-
Meiru: Nuh-uh!
Netto: Uh-huh!
Kyua: *conjures bowl of popcorn* Here ya go.
Roll: I SPY SOMETHING GREEN! Damn!
Saito: Your bow?
Roll: No! Your gorgeous eyes! *smiles happily*
Saito: *backs away*
Meiru&Netto: *eating popcorn*
Kyua: I have an idea! By the power of my Authoress Powers, I command Meiru
and Netto to KISS!!!!!
Meiru: *smack*
Netto: NOOOO!
Kyua: NOW!
Meiru: *kisses Netto*
Netto: WOW! Do it again!
Saito: Psycho.
Roll: That was fun! Now let's play...Spin the Bottle!
Everyone: YEAH!
Kyua: What will happen now? Is Roll plotting to kiss Saito? *whispers to
readers: "duh"* Will Netto get another kiss from Meiru? Read next time to
find out!
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Whoo-hoo! Insanity!
Meiru: I kissed Netto!? YUCK!
Netto: Yum..
Saito: Roll, keep away from me!
Roll: *glomps him*
Uhh..anyways, second chappie comin soon! Please R&R!
Flames will be used to build a giant super robot who will thouroughly
destroy the flamers' houses.