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Chapter 2: if you were to be awaken like that you would be pissed to
The hag let out a wicked crackle, finally something she sat out to do will be accomplished all she needed top do now is arise the great demon lord. she threw her bag on the ground quickly pulling out various things setting to her work. "HAG" a voice called out form behind her. She turned around snarling at the half-breed and his friends. "you, dammit.. you shall not interfere" she yelled at the half-breed. "want to bet" he said cockily unsheathing the sword by his side, which was more bigger then what it looked in the sheath. "I don't have time for this" the hag said taking a few pieces of paper from her robes and throwing them on the ground turning them instantly into rock and grass demons (A/N: wow are I not original, ohh well I was thinking fast) "go get them my minions destroy them, mutilate them, crush them" the hag hissed.
The demons who amounted to ten lunged at the heroes the hag smiled turning back to her work. Quickly mixing some herbs and spices together. She set them down, then she cast a small spell creating a fire, throwing the strange mix onto it. She took some pray beads out and. And started to chant a spell knowing it shall resurrected the dead dog demon. Meanwhile our heroes were having a little bit of trouble with the rock demons there were only 3 left now, as for the grass demons sango already mowed the lawn so to speak. Inuyasha let out a low growl before lunging forward, slicing at one of the rock demons, inuyasha let out a cocky laugh but was soon stopped as another of the rock demons grabbed him and slammed him into the ground. He let out a faint moan, just then kagome hit the rock which held inuyasha, with a purified arrow, which did not hit where it was aimed for which was its head instead it hit his foot, narrowly missing inuyasha. "watch where you aim that thing woman" he said jumping up and out of the way of the hoping rock. Mirokou opened his wind tunnel sucking the two rock demons into it, quickly closing it again.
The turned towards the hag "now it is your turn bitch" inuyasha said stepping forward tetsegia (I don't know how to spell it so give me a break, if I did spell it right double points for me) the hag let out a gleeful laugh "I am finished I am done, you baka's are too late" the witch laughed. "what do you mean" kagome said stepping forward. "exactly what I said my dear" the hag said, "you lie.. now prepare to die" inuyasha said ready to lunge, just then the ground let out a small shake, every one looked around to see what it was just then kagome noticed and let out a scream, inuyasha looked at her then what she was looking at. He followed her gaze to see the huge skeleton begin to move, its head rose, slowly skin and muscle and all that good stuff formed on the skeleton right in front of every one eyes. the witch laughed louder. "ohh shit" inuyasha said. The beast stood up, and let out a terrifying roar, it looked almost like sesshamaru in his true demon form, except a lot bigger, way a lot bigger.
The witch turned to the demon holding the pray beads she had up, she chanted, the beads breaking up, going from her hands to the great demons neck reforming themselves. (don't worry people they grew to fit, if not the poor thing would suffocate) "now I control you hitokiri, I order you destroy them" the witch said pointing towards the inuyasha crew. The great dog demon looked down at the witch and let out a low growl, "listen to me or else" the witch spat out, a louder growl came from the great dog demon.
"so be it" the witch said a scowl on her face "SIT BOY" the witch yelled out. Nothing happened "I said SIT BOY" the witch yelled again, the hags eyes went wide, 'how could this be she made sure this would work, all that studying and everything and it fails her' she thought. Just then the dog demon lunged forward gulping the hag up and swallowing her in one bite, "I think it is time to go" mirokou said turning and running, "cant argue" said sango running after him. kagome and inuyasha did not argue and ran after them out of the portal (you wouls be running for your life if there was a huge demon like that behind you) "hey guys did you stop her" shippou asked, they did not answer him instead ran past him inuyasah quickly grabbing him by the tail as he passed "hey what's the rush you guys, and inuyasha put me down" shippou yelled "no don't do it" kagome yelled to inuyasha. "kagome you are mean" shippou said crossing his arms, just as they got out of the door and half way across the field did the hut break a huge demon springing forword, "ahh what the hell is that" asked shippou , "inuyasha's dad and watch your mouth." Said sango.
Just then kagome tripped on some unknown thing, the others in to much of a rush did not notice, "hey you guys what about me" she yelled after them, just then she heard a low growl behind her, she turned around eyes wide in, and in fear. She felt hot breath on her, behind her was the huge dog demon, hunger gleaming in its eyes, kagome let out a startled cry, the dog demon winced at this distracting him enough to let her get up and run as fast as she could. Getting into the shelter of the trees near by. She was grabbed by something she let out a cry, "shut up bitch it is just us" inyasha growled, letting her go, "oh I see, SIT BOY" she yelled just then a loud thud was heard followed by obstinate from inuyasha. "that is what you get for leaving me behind" she said hands on her hips looking up, her eyes going wide, just outside the forest the entered was inuyasah's father making a huge indent in the ground 'the hag could not do that spell on him but maybe' kagome thought, the dog demon recovered standing up again looking really pissed off, "SIT BOY" she yelled just then both inuyasha and the great dog demon fell face first again into the ground, "it works" kagome said clapping her hands together. "no shit Sherlock" inuyasha said to her glaring, "now lets go before we become dog chow" he said picking kagome up running towards kakede's village as fast as he could go.
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back at the happy village, every one was in kadede's hut plotting "what should we do now" sango asked, "I dunno maybe invite him for dinner" said shippou, "yeah what are we going to have baked shippou on tetsuiga" inuyasha growled at shippou, "stop it inuyasha, beside I know something you don't which may help" kagome said picking the saddned shippou in her arms. "which is bitch" inuyasha said, "sit boy" kagome said, making inuyasha fall into the floor, "that" kagome said, "how will that help subdue a long dead dog demon" miroku asked "simple that is it, I noticed that when I said that back in the forest, inuyasha's father fell to the ground" kagome said a matter of fact.
"but how" sango questioned, "simple remember the witch she put those beads on him it must be the same as inuyasha's but the witch could not do the spell" kagome said, "because the hag is not qualified to" miroku finished, "exactly" kagome said. "now what" sango questioned, "we should go back and lay him to rest, that is what" miroku said. "but he is so scary" shippou said cuddling closer to kagome "yeah shippou really scary, he may come in at eat you while you eat" inuyasha teased, "hey from what I saw you were just as scared inuaysha" miroku said, "so were you" grumbled inuyasha, kagome sighed "I want a bath" she said, "what at a time like this" inuyasha said. "what you were not the one who is traumatized, I swear I saw have my life flash before my eyes back there" kagome said, getting up grabbing her bath things. "feh, do what you want then" inuyasha said turning his head. "want to come sango" kagome asked, "certainly" sango said following kagome out the door "and you better not follow us monk" sango warned . "like I would, I am a man of religion" miroku said a small smile on his face. sango let out a small growl upon hearing this not saying anything else to the lecherous monk.
At the hot spring---o-0-"I don't believe this" kagome said, "what about the whole inuyasha's father come back thing" sango asked, "yeah" kagome said. "don't worry we can handle this like all the other times" sango said, "you are right" kagome said. Sango sighed, getting out of the water and quickly changing, "I think I am going to go back and check on the boys, you can stay here for a bit longer" sango said, kagome nodded as sango turned walking back to the village
Kagome caught something white out of the cornor of her eye, she turned around seeing nothing "SIT BOY" kagome shouted, it was followed by a loud splash. "that's what you get inuyasha for trying to catch a peak" she said getting out of the water wrapping a towel around herself
She sighed watching where inuyasha had fallen in, just then a white head with ears on top popped out, glaring at her, she let out a sigh, "now go back to the hut before I sit you again, "she said. Inuyasha lunged out of the water landing in front of her. The only thing was it was not inuyasha, instead it looked like someone took inuyasha and sesshamaru and smacked them together, create a inumaru. He had dog ears on his head, long silver hair, like sesshamaru, he had tattoes on his face like sesshamru's and was about his height. His eyes were like inuyasha's and his face seemed to be more shaped like inuyasha then sesshamaru
Kagome let out a gasp "I am sorry miss you must have mistaken me for this inuyasha" he said in a smooth cool voice, he flexed his claws bringing them to kagome's neck, "no matter, I still owe you for the gift around my neck" he smiled sadistically, "SIT BOY" kagome shouted, the demon fell to the ground with a thud, another one following shortly after. "BITCH" inuyasha shouted, crawling out of the ground, "inuyasha" kagome sand running over to him hugging her savior. Inuyasha growled as he got to his feet pushing her away, "yeah yeah happy to see you tits. I mean to" he said blushing lightly, kagome stared at him blankly, before looking down realizing the lack of towel she had. She then looked over the fallen dog demon who had her towel in his hands. She blushed deeply, even deeper as the one dog demon looked up from the ground seeing her nudeness, she quickly picked up her clothes, running behind some bushes and dressing herself.
Inuyasha stared at the dog demon in front of him who stared back, "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU" the one dog demon shouted breaking the silence, "I am inuyasha, and you are" he asked unsheathing the tetsuiga, getting into a stance ready to fight, "I am hitokiri great demon lord of the western lands....and where the hell did you get the tetsuiga from" he asked. "where the hell I got this from was from your corpse old man" he growled "how the hell could you have gotten it from, when I had stuck my grave where no sane person would look, and talk to me with more respect boy" he growled out "yeah I know, to bad my dear brother sesshmaru doesn't fall into the sane category" inuyasha said, "wait hold it hold it" hitokiri said "sesshmaru is your brother but how" he asked, just then something donned on him.. "sesshamru you brother. that means.. you are my young son I left behind when I died" he said in shock, "bingo" kagome said stepping out of the bushes. Hitokiri's eyes went wide, "my son" he repeated "yeah" inuaysha said standing a little proudly. Hitokiri lunged forward grabbing inuyasha into a bear hug, "I cant believe this" he said grinning like a baka. "must have air" inuyasha said through short breaths "ohh sorry" hitokirir said letting his son going, placing his hands on inuyasha's shoulders "it must have been so long, my how you have grown child" hitokiri said, inuyasha nodded. "come you must tell me what has happened since my death son" he said stepping back. "I think we should go to kadede's hut then" kagome said. "good thinking kagome, lets go then" they then all walked back up the hut together.
A/N: to sleep deprived, sorry if it sucks, I will write when I can thing straight again, sorry if it sucks and sorry with misspelled names and suchs. I need sleep ok so review and I will update again. What u thought it would end here hell no, I have bigger plans people very big plans. To take over the world MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
K: I think we should go get the happy jacket again for her
Inuyasha: I agree
Chapter 2: if you were to be awaken like that you would be pissed to
The hag let out a wicked crackle, finally something she sat out to do will be accomplished all she needed top do now is arise the great demon lord. she threw her bag on the ground quickly pulling out various things setting to her work. "HAG" a voice called out form behind her. She turned around snarling at the half-breed and his friends. "you, dammit.. you shall not interfere" she yelled at the half-breed. "want to bet" he said cockily unsheathing the sword by his side, which was more bigger then what it looked in the sheath. "I don't have time for this" the hag said taking a few pieces of paper from her robes and throwing them on the ground turning them instantly into rock and grass demons (A/N: wow are I not original, ohh well I was thinking fast) "go get them my minions destroy them, mutilate them, crush them" the hag hissed.
The demons who amounted to ten lunged at the heroes the hag smiled turning back to her work. Quickly mixing some herbs and spices together. She set them down, then she cast a small spell creating a fire, throwing the strange mix onto it. She took some pray beads out and. And started to chant a spell knowing it shall resurrected the dead dog demon. Meanwhile our heroes were having a little bit of trouble with the rock demons there were only 3 left now, as for the grass demons sango already mowed the lawn so to speak. Inuyasha let out a low growl before lunging forward, slicing at one of the rock demons, inuyasha let out a cocky laugh but was soon stopped as another of the rock demons grabbed him and slammed him into the ground. He let out a faint moan, just then kagome hit the rock which held inuyasha, with a purified arrow, which did not hit where it was aimed for which was its head instead it hit his foot, narrowly missing inuyasha. "watch where you aim that thing woman" he said jumping up and out of the way of the hoping rock. Mirokou opened his wind tunnel sucking the two rock demons into it, quickly closing it again.
The turned towards the hag "now it is your turn bitch" inuyasha said stepping forward tetsegia (I don't know how to spell it so give me a break, if I did spell it right double points for me) the hag let out a gleeful laugh "I am finished I am done, you baka's are too late" the witch laughed. "what do you mean" kagome said stepping forward. "exactly what I said my dear" the hag said, "you lie.. now prepare to die" inuyasha said ready to lunge, just then the ground let out a small shake, every one looked around to see what it was just then kagome noticed and let out a scream, inuyasha looked at her then what she was looking at. He followed her gaze to see the huge skeleton begin to move, its head rose, slowly skin and muscle and all that good stuff formed on the skeleton right in front of every one eyes. the witch laughed louder. "ohh shit" inuyasha said. The beast stood up, and let out a terrifying roar, it looked almost like sesshamaru in his true demon form, except a lot bigger, way a lot bigger.
The witch turned to the demon holding the pray beads she had up, she chanted, the beads breaking up, going from her hands to the great demons neck reforming themselves. (don't worry people they grew to fit, if not the poor thing would suffocate) "now I control you hitokiri, I order you destroy them" the witch said pointing towards the inuyasha crew. The great dog demon looked down at the witch and let out a low growl, "listen to me or else" the witch spat out, a louder growl came from the great dog demon.
"so be it" the witch said a scowl on her face "SIT BOY" the witch yelled out. Nothing happened "I said SIT BOY" the witch yelled again, the hags eyes went wide, 'how could this be she made sure this would work, all that studying and everything and it fails her' she thought. Just then the dog demon lunged forward gulping the hag up and swallowing her in one bite, "I think it is time to go" mirokou said turning and running, "cant argue" said sango running after him. kagome and inuyasha did not argue and ran after them out of the portal (you wouls be running for your life if there was a huge demon like that behind you) "hey guys did you stop her" shippou asked, they did not answer him instead ran past him inuyasah quickly grabbing him by the tail as he passed "hey what's the rush you guys, and inuyasha put me down" shippou yelled "no don't do it" kagome yelled to inuyasha. "kagome you are mean" shippou said crossing his arms, just as they got out of the door and half way across the field did the hut break a huge demon springing forword, "ahh what the hell is that" asked shippou , "inuyasha's dad and watch your mouth." Said sango.
Just then kagome tripped on some unknown thing, the others in to much of a rush did not notice, "hey you guys what about me" she yelled after them, just then she heard a low growl behind her, she turned around eyes wide in, and in fear. She felt hot breath on her, behind her was the huge dog demon, hunger gleaming in its eyes, kagome let out a startled cry, the dog demon winced at this distracting him enough to let her get up and run as fast as she could. Getting into the shelter of the trees near by. She was grabbed by something she let out a cry, "shut up bitch it is just us" inyasha growled, letting her go, "oh I see, SIT BOY" she yelled just then a loud thud was heard followed by obstinate from inuyasha. "that is what you get for leaving me behind" she said hands on her hips looking up, her eyes going wide, just outside the forest the entered was inuyasah's father making a huge indent in the ground 'the hag could not do that spell on him but maybe' kagome thought, the dog demon recovered standing up again looking really pissed off, "SIT BOY" she yelled just then both inuyasha and the great dog demon fell face first again into the ground, "it works" kagome said clapping her hands together. "no shit Sherlock" inuyasha said to her glaring, "now lets go before we become dog chow" he said picking kagome up running towards kakede's village as fast as he could go.
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back at the happy village, every one was in kadede's hut plotting "what should we do now" sango asked, "I dunno maybe invite him for dinner" said shippou, "yeah what are we going to have baked shippou on tetsuiga" inuyasha growled at shippou, "stop it inuyasha, beside I know something you don't which may help" kagome said picking the saddned shippou in her arms. "which is bitch" inuyasha said, "sit boy" kagome said, making inuyasha fall into the floor, "that" kagome said, "how will that help subdue a long dead dog demon" miroku asked "simple that is it, I noticed that when I said that back in the forest, inuyasha's father fell to the ground" kagome said a matter of fact.
"but how" sango questioned, "simple remember the witch she put those beads on him it must be the same as inuyasha's but the witch could not do the spell" kagome said, "because the hag is not qualified to" miroku finished, "exactly" kagome said. "now what" sango questioned, "we should go back and lay him to rest, that is what" miroku said. "but he is so scary" shippou said cuddling closer to kagome "yeah shippou really scary, he may come in at eat you while you eat" inuyasha teased, "hey from what I saw you were just as scared inuaysha" miroku said, "so were you" grumbled inuyasha, kagome sighed "I want a bath" she said, "what at a time like this" inuyasha said. "what you were not the one who is traumatized, I swear I saw have my life flash before my eyes back there" kagome said, getting up grabbing her bath things. "feh, do what you want then" inuyasha said turning his head. "want to come sango" kagome asked, "certainly" sango said following kagome out the door "and you better not follow us monk" sango warned . "like I would, I am a man of religion" miroku said a small smile on his face. sango let out a small growl upon hearing this not saying anything else to the lecherous monk.
At the hot spring---o-0-"I don't believe this" kagome said, "what about the whole inuyasha's father come back thing" sango asked, "yeah" kagome said. "don't worry we can handle this like all the other times" sango said, "you are right" kagome said. Sango sighed, getting out of the water and quickly changing, "I think I am going to go back and check on the boys, you can stay here for a bit longer" sango said, kagome nodded as sango turned walking back to the village
Kagome caught something white out of the cornor of her eye, she turned around seeing nothing "SIT BOY" kagome shouted, it was followed by a loud splash. "that's what you get inuyasha for trying to catch a peak" she said getting out of the water wrapping a towel around herself
She sighed watching where inuyasha had fallen in, just then a white head with ears on top popped out, glaring at her, she let out a sigh, "now go back to the hut before I sit you again, "she said. Inuyasha lunged out of the water landing in front of her. The only thing was it was not inuyasha, instead it looked like someone took inuyasha and sesshamaru and smacked them together, create a inumaru. He had dog ears on his head, long silver hair, like sesshamaru, he had tattoes on his face like sesshamru's and was about his height. His eyes were like inuyasha's and his face seemed to be more shaped like inuyasha then sesshamaru
Kagome let out a gasp "I am sorry miss you must have mistaken me for this inuyasha" he said in a smooth cool voice, he flexed his claws bringing them to kagome's neck, "no matter, I still owe you for the gift around my neck" he smiled sadistically, "SIT BOY" kagome shouted, the demon fell to the ground with a thud, another one following shortly after. "BITCH" inuyasha shouted, crawling out of the ground, "inuyasha" kagome sand running over to him hugging her savior. Inuyasha growled as he got to his feet pushing her away, "yeah yeah happy to see you tits. I mean to" he said blushing lightly, kagome stared at him blankly, before looking down realizing the lack of towel she had. She then looked over the fallen dog demon who had her towel in his hands. She blushed deeply, even deeper as the one dog demon looked up from the ground seeing her nudeness, she quickly picked up her clothes, running behind some bushes and dressing herself.
Inuyasha stared at the dog demon in front of him who stared back, "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU" the one dog demon shouted breaking the silence, "I am inuyasha, and you are" he asked unsheathing the tetsuiga, getting into a stance ready to fight, "I am hitokiri great demon lord of the western lands....and where the hell did you get the tetsuiga from" he asked. "where the hell I got this from was from your corpse old man" he growled "how the hell could you have gotten it from, when I had stuck my grave where no sane person would look, and talk to me with more respect boy" he growled out "yeah I know, to bad my dear brother sesshmaru doesn't fall into the sane category" inuyasha said, "wait hold it hold it" hitokiri said "sesshmaru is your brother but how" he asked, just then something donned on him.. "sesshamru you brother. that means.. you are my young son I left behind when I died" he said in shock, "bingo" kagome said stepping out of the bushes. Hitokiri's eyes went wide, "my son" he repeated "yeah" inuaysha said standing a little proudly. Hitokiri lunged forward grabbing inuyasha into a bear hug, "I cant believe this" he said grinning like a baka. "must have air" inuyasha said through short breaths "ohh sorry" hitokirir said letting his son going, placing his hands on inuyasha's shoulders "it must have been so long, my how you have grown child" hitokiri said, inuyasha nodded. "come you must tell me what has happened since my death son" he said stepping back. "I think we should go to kadede's hut then" kagome said. "good thinking kagome, lets go then" they then all walked back up the hut together.
A/N: to sleep deprived, sorry if it sucks, I will write when I can thing straight again, sorry if it sucks and sorry with misspelled names and suchs. I need sleep ok so review and I will update again. What u thought it would end here hell no, I have bigger plans people very big plans. To take over the world MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
K: I think we should go get the happy jacket again for her
Inuyasha: I agree