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A/N: yeah I finally updated, read and review people, WARNING: some sexual content ahead, little kids beware, then again, this was rated for "older people" so little kids should not really read this in the first place
Chapter 3: why never to talk of certain things in the present of a kitsune
Hitokiri looked across to his son, he lowered his head, pain and grief surrounded him, he had just heard, his mate his love was dead. He had loved her greatly. He had just sat for three hours listening to his son and his tales of his life so far. He sat there for awhile before someone spoke "are you alright hitokiri-sama" it was the little kitsune shippou, "I am fine" he said raising his head looking around, "I am sorry to hear of your mother inuyasha, but her death is something we can not change" inuyasha looked sadly at his father nodding gently. "thought I shall make everything up for you, I shall join you on your journey for the shikon shards" he said a smile on his face, everyone's jaws hit the floor, except for inuyasha's, "what about your lands" miroku asked not wanting to travel with another person that was identical to inuyasha if not so much in looks then I made up in personality. "my son sesshamru is now the lord of the western lands, I have no need to reclaim them" hitokiri stated calmly. "that's great" shippou the kitsune said jumping up and down, he quickly ran over to hirokiri hugging him "it will be so much fun" shippou said merrily, hitokiri nodded, "so when shall we begin our search" he asked .
"when I get back form my time" kagome stated, "no way in hell bitch" inuyasha said jumping up hands clenched into fists. "I need more supplies inuyasha besides I have a test to do" kagome stated, " feh you are not going and that is finale" he said stomping his foot. "I don't care what you say I am going home again inuyasha" kagome said jumping to her feet. "Who are you to say what I can or can not do" kagome fought the urge to scream sit. " a lady should agree with her mate kagome, even if he is wrong, sometimes it is for the best" hitokiri said a calm face on. Kagome blushed the shade of red tomatoes, then in anger. "SIT" she screamed, both inuyasha and hitokiri fell to the floor, making hitokiri and inuyasha sized craters in the floor. "GET ONE THING STRAIGHT, INUYASHA IS NOT, I REPEAT IS NOT MY MATE" kagome shouted at the top of her lungs "okay, sorry I did not know" hitokiri said crawling from his crater swearing he is half deaf by now, kagome grabbed her bag, walking to the door, "I will be back in a few days, and don't follow me inuyasha" she said still a little annoyed, "and it was nice to meet you hitokiri-sama" kagome turned leaving to the well.
(bout here it starts talking about it) Inuyasha grumbled crawling form his hole, sango sighed getting up and leaving the hut "I am going for a walk, come kirara" the little cat-fire demon thingy jumped onto the demon slayers shoulder, as she left through the door way, shippou walked over to a far corner where some blankets were, he curled up in a little ball quickly fell asleep. Miroku sighed, "Woman can be so difficult sometimes" "I agree" hitokiri said. Inuyasha nodded, "that kagome would make a fine mate for you inuyasha" hitokiri stated, inuyasha blushed lightly "you think so" inuyasha asked, "yeah I can see it, she has real fire in her, it takes a strong woman to love a demon, or half demon" hitokiri stated, picking up a tea cup and pouring some tea into it. "yeah I can just see it now, little inuyasha's running around" miroku laughed. Inuyasha blushed lightly. "feh" inuyasha spat. "yes indeed, she reminds me so much of your dear mother inuyasha, difficult at first, but after a few nights in bed she was easier to handle. it only took.. inuyasha are you listening?" inuyasha had put his hands over his ears, "lah lah lah, not listening, think happy thoughts now happy thoughts" inuyasha chanted.
Hitokiri sighed before bonking his son on the head, inuyasha let out a small cry removing his hands form his ears, "what was that for" inuyasha questioned, rubbing the lump on his head, "you were ignoring me, that is very ignorant especially since I am your father" hitokiri stated crossing his arms scowling. "yeah but you were about to describe something I do not want to know, nor does most want to know" inuyasha shouted waving his arms, like he was about to fly, "oh I am sorry, I think I got a little carried away there" hitokiri said grinning sheepishly, one hand behind his head rubbing it. "I was paying attention, it was just starting to get interesting" miroku stated, "you would monk, but this was my parents.. I do not, I repeat do not want to know that" inuyasha freaked at miroku. Waving his arms again. Miroku sighed, "every woman is so precious, so beautiful, each deserves to have love like no other" miroku said, a calm, expression on his face, hitokiri sighed, "I agree, every woman is different a new challenge" inuyasha's eyes were going wide "what the hell are you talking about" hitokiri shook his head at his naïve son, "we are talking about woman and there graces" hitokiri stated. "yes woman are so beautiful, from there friendly smiles, there pretty faces, there round hips and there breasts" miroku said, sipping form the tea cup he held. (don't ask me it just appeared).
"indeed" hitokir said nodding sipping form his tea cup, "yeah I know what you mean, just look at kagomes, she has nice hooters, and great hips" inuyasha said a lecherous grin on his face practically drooling over the visions in his head. "no sango is much better, she looks more matured then kagome, I cant think of anyone else better then her" the monk protested, "what do you mean, kikyo even beats sango" inuyasha laughed at miroku, "I know someone who beats them all" miroku said sipping his tea again calm as ever, "who?" asked inuyasha a questioned expression on his face, "sesshamru" miroku said emotionless. Inuyasha broke down laughing, while hitokiri just looked disgusted.
"so true, so true" inuyasha said rolling on the ground holding his sides. Hitokiri sighed "inuyasha" he said in a flat tone, "yeah. 'giggle' what 'snort' is it" inuyasha said between laughs "don't tease your brother like that please" he said. "yeah but come on you have to admit, sesshmaru could beat any girl in looks" inuyasha said sitting up wiping tears away. "I know, and some times I regret.. Mutter.. Mutter" hitokiri said, "what was that you said" miroku questioned, "I said, mutter mutter" hitokiri stated again, looking a little flushed, "sorry I cant hear you" inuyasha said, "I said, I regret, having let that mother of his dress him up like a girl as a child" inuyasha burst out laughing again at this, "oh my" miroku said, hitokrir sighed bonking his son on the head again. "let me explain before you die of laughing" hitokiri said, looking somewhat threatening at his son, who was rubbing the second lump on his head. "you see his mother, was somewhat short some of her marbles, and she really.. really.. really wanted a girl, but when she gave birth to a boy, most were to hearted to tell her it was a boy, and most did not want to die, so we just played along making her think it was a little girl" hitokiri stated this all, drinking the last of his tea at the end.
"I see very peculiar story" miroku said, inuyasha on the other hand was having trouble not laughing till he died. Just then sango walked in "hi guys how are you" she said walking in, "just fine sango" miroku said, sango walked over beside inuyasha sitting beside him not wanting to deal with the "monk" or so he called himself. "we were just talking" inuyasha said, "about what" sango asked, "you know just typical thinks" hitkoiri said.
Just then shippou jumped out of no where, hugging sango, "hey sango" the little kitsune said, "hello shippou how was your nap" she asked curiously, "okay, but I got woken up by inuyasha, and I heard them talking about stuff, I think it was important" shippou said speaking as fast as he can, "about what" sango said looking suspicious "you know important stuff.. sango can I ask you a question" the little fox asked. Inuyasha's eyes went a little wide, "go ahead" she said. "What are breasts and hooters" the kitsune asked innocently. "Where did you hear those words" sango demanded, "inuyasha, miroku and inuaysha's father were using them, they said kagome had good hooters, but miroku said you were better and more matured, then inuyasha said kikyo could beat you, then miroku said sesshamru could beat anyone" the kitsune finished, almost blue. By then sango had flames dancing in her eyes, steam rising form her head, the males on the other hand were slowly crawling towards the exit. Sango saw them, "where do you think you are going" she said, hands on her hips looking like a demon form the debts of hell.
Outside all everyone could hear in a 1 mile radiate was 'crash' 'boom' bonk' and 'ouch' 'oh no don't hurt me' and 'run for your lives, its every man, demon and half-breed for himself'
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far off in the western lands of lord sesshamru, one could hear a loud, almost famine scream. Jakens ran to his masters room in haste thinking someone was murdering his dear master "what Is the matter lord sessmaru" he asked concerned, looking at the sweat drenched dog demon who was breathing fast "I had a nightmare, some old hag revived my father, who got prey beads on his neck like inuyasha, and that woman could control him like inuyasha.. and they were all in a hut, inuyasha, father and that monk which always hangs with inuyasha.. And they were talking of woman.. and inuyash's woman's kitsune heard them.. and asked that demon salyer meaning to some words, and she kicked my fathers, inuyashas, and the monks ass" sesshmaru took a deep breath, "it is not so bad is it lord sesshmaru?" asked the little servant. "The worst of all was my father told one of my most biggest secrets of when my mother dressed me as a girl.. it was a nightmare....then again it could be nothing.. Just a figure of my imagination" sesshmaru mused.. "yes indeed my lord it must have been that" the little servant agreed, sesshmaru nodded, "you can go jakens" sesshmaru said in a cold tone, the little toad nodded running from his masters sight a little concerned, sesshmaru laid down, pulling the blankets over himself, cuddling his teddy bear, and sucking his thumb.. he slowly fell asleep.
A/N: yeah sorry if this seemed stupid I find this one of those chapters which is known as a "filler chapter" I just wrote it from boredom.
A/N: yeah I finally updated, read and review people, WARNING: some sexual content ahead, little kids beware, then again, this was rated for "older people" so little kids should not really read this in the first place
Chapter 3: why never to talk of certain things in the present of a kitsune
Hitokiri looked across to his son, he lowered his head, pain and grief surrounded him, he had just heard, his mate his love was dead. He had loved her greatly. He had just sat for three hours listening to his son and his tales of his life so far. He sat there for awhile before someone spoke "are you alright hitokiri-sama" it was the little kitsune shippou, "I am fine" he said raising his head looking around, "I am sorry to hear of your mother inuyasha, but her death is something we can not change" inuyasha looked sadly at his father nodding gently. "thought I shall make everything up for you, I shall join you on your journey for the shikon shards" he said a smile on his face, everyone's jaws hit the floor, except for inuyasha's, "what about your lands" miroku asked not wanting to travel with another person that was identical to inuyasha if not so much in looks then I made up in personality. "my son sesshamru is now the lord of the western lands, I have no need to reclaim them" hitokiri stated calmly. "that's great" shippou the kitsune said jumping up and down, he quickly ran over to hirokiri hugging him "it will be so much fun" shippou said merrily, hitokiri nodded, "so when shall we begin our search" he asked .
"when I get back form my time" kagome stated, "no way in hell bitch" inuyasha said jumping up hands clenched into fists. "I need more supplies inuyasha besides I have a test to do" kagome stated, " feh you are not going and that is finale" he said stomping his foot. "I don't care what you say I am going home again inuyasha" kagome said jumping to her feet. "Who are you to say what I can or can not do" kagome fought the urge to scream sit. " a lady should agree with her mate kagome, even if he is wrong, sometimes it is for the best" hitokiri said a calm face on. Kagome blushed the shade of red tomatoes, then in anger. "SIT" she screamed, both inuyasha and hitokiri fell to the floor, making hitokiri and inuyasha sized craters in the floor. "GET ONE THING STRAIGHT, INUYASHA IS NOT, I REPEAT IS NOT MY MATE" kagome shouted at the top of her lungs "okay, sorry I did not know" hitokiri said crawling from his crater swearing he is half deaf by now, kagome grabbed her bag, walking to the door, "I will be back in a few days, and don't follow me inuyasha" she said still a little annoyed, "and it was nice to meet you hitokiri-sama" kagome turned leaving to the well.
(bout here it starts talking about it) Inuyasha grumbled crawling form his hole, sango sighed getting up and leaving the hut "I am going for a walk, come kirara" the little cat-fire demon thingy jumped onto the demon slayers shoulder, as she left through the door way, shippou walked over to a far corner where some blankets were, he curled up in a little ball quickly fell asleep. Miroku sighed, "Woman can be so difficult sometimes" "I agree" hitokiri said. Inuyasha nodded, "that kagome would make a fine mate for you inuyasha" hitokiri stated, inuyasha blushed lightly "you think so" inuyasha asked, "yeah I can see it, she has real fire in her, it takes a strong woman to love a demon, or half demon" hitokiri stated, picking up a tea cup and pouring some tea into it. "yeah I can just see it now, little inuyasha's running around" miroku laughed. Inuyasha blushed lightly. "feh" inuyasha spat. "yes indeed, she reminds me so much of your dear mother inuyasha, difficult at first, but after a few nights in bed she was easier to handle. it only took.. inuyasha are you listening?" inuyasha had put his hands over his ears, "lah lah lah, not listening, think happy thoughts now happy thoughts" inuyasha chanted.
Hitokiri sighed before bonking his son on the head, inuyasha let out a small cry removing his hands form his ears, "what was that for" inuyasha questioned, rubbing the lump on his head, "you were ignoring me, that is very ignorant especially since I am your father" hitokiri stated crossing his arms scowling. "yeah but you were about to describe something I do not want to know, nor does most want to know" inuyasha shouted waving his arms, like he was about to fly, "oh I am sorry, I think I got a little carried away there" hitokiri said grinning sheepishly, one hand behind his head rubbing it. "I was paying attention, it was just starting to get interesting" miroku stated, "you would monk, but this was my parents.. I do not, I repeat do not want to know that" inuyasha freaked at miroku. Waving his arms again. Miroku sighed, "every woman is so precious, so beautiful, each deserves to have love like no other" miroku said, a calm, expression on his face, hitokiri sighed, "I agree, every woman is different a new challenge" inuyasha's eyes were going wide "what the hell are you talking about" hitokiri shook his head at his naïve son, "we are talking about woman and there graces" hitokiri stated. "yes woman are so beautiful, from there friendly smiles, there pretty faces, there round hips and there breasts" miroku said, sipping form the tea cup he held. (don't ask me it just appeared).
"indeed" hitokir said nodding sipping form his tea cup, "yeah I know what you mean, just look at kagomes, she has nice hooters, and great hips" inuyasha said a lecherous grin on his face practically drooling over the visions in his head. "no sango is much better, she looks more matured then kagome, I cant think of anyone else better then her" the monk protested, "what do you mean, kikyo even beats sango" inuyasha laughed at miroku, "I know someone who beats them all" miroku said sipping his tea again calm as ever, "who?" asked inuyasha a questioned expression on his face, "sesshamru" miroku said emotionless. Inuyasha broke down laughing, while hitokiri just looked disgusted.
"so true, so true" inuyasha said rolling on the ground holding his sides. Hitokiri sighed "inuyasha" he said in a flat tone, "yeah. 'giggle' what 'snort' is it" inuyasha said between laughs "don't tease your brother like that please" he said. "yeah but come on you have to admit, sesshmaru could beat any girl in looks" inuyasha said sitting up wiping tears away. "I know, and some times I regret.. Mutter.. Mutter" hitokiri said, "what was that you said" miroku questioned, "I said, mutter mutter" hitokiri stated again, looking a little flushed, "sorry I cant hear you" inuyasha said, "I said, I regret, having let that mother of his dress him up like a girl as a child" inuyasha burst out laughing again at this, "oh my" miroku said, hitokrir sighed bonking his son on the head again. "let me explain before you die of laughing" hitokiri said, looking somewhat threatening at his son, who was rubbing the second lump on his head. "you see his mother, was somewhat short some of her marbles, and she really.. really.. really wanted a girl, but when she gave birth to a boy, most were to hearted to tell her it was a boy, and most did not want to die, so we just played along making her think it was a little girl" hitokiri stated this all, drinking the last of his tea at the end.
"I see very peculiar story" miroku said, inuyasha on the other hand was having trouble not laughing till he died. Just then sango walked in "hi guys how are you" she said walking in, "just fine sango" miroku said, sango walked over beside inuyasha sitting beside him not wanting to deal with the "monk" or so he called himself. "we were just talking" inuyasha said, "about what" sango asked, "you know just typical thinks" hitkoiri said.
Just then shippou jumped out of no where, hugging sango, "hey sango" the little kitsune said, "hello shippou how was your nap" she asked curiously, "okay, but I got woken up by inuyasha, and I heard them talking about stuff, I think it was important" shippou said speaking as fast as he can, "about what" sango said looking suspicious "you know important stuff.. sango can I ask you a question" the little fox asked. Inuyasha's eyes went a little wide, "go ahead" she said. "What are breasts and hooters" the kitsune asked innocently. "Where did you hear those words" sango demanded, "inuyasha, miroku and inuaysha's father were using them, they said kagome had good hooters, but miroku said you were better and more matured, then inuyasha said kikyo could beat you, then miroku said sesshamru could beat anyone" the kitsune finished, almost blue. By then sango had flames dancing in her eyes, steam rising form her head, the males on the other hand were slowly crawling towards the exit. Sango saw them, "where do you think you are going" she said, hands on her hips looking like a demon form the debts of hell.
Outside all everyone could hear in a 1 mile radiate was 'crash' 'boom' bonk' and 'ouch' 'oh no don't hurt me' and 'run for your lives, its every man, demon and half-breed for himself'
*~*(~*~*~*~*
far off in the western lands of lord sesshamru, one could hear a loud, almost famine scream. Jakens ran to his masters room in haste thinking someone was murdering his dear master "what Is the matter lord sessmaru" he asked concerned, looking at the sweat drenched dog demon who was breathing fast "I had a nightmare, some old hag revived my father, who got prey beads on his neck like inuyasha, and that woman could control him like inuyasha.. and they were all in a hut, inuyasha, father and that monk which always hangs with inuyasha.. And they were talking of woman.. and inuyash's woman's kitsune heard them.. and asked that demon salyer meaning to some words, and she kicked my fathers, inuyashas, and the monks ass" sesshmaru took a deep breath, "it is not so bad is it lord sesshmaru?" asked the little servant. "The worst of all was my father told one of my most biggest secrets of when my mother dressed me as a girl.. it was a nightmare....then again it could be nothing.. Just a figure of my imagination" sesshmaru mused.. "yes indeed my lord it must have been that" the little servant agreed, sesshmaru nodded, "you can go jakens" sesshmaru said in a cold tone, the little toad nodded running from his masters sight a little concerned, sesshmaru laid down, pulling the blankets over himself, cuddling his teddy bear, and sucking his thumb.. he slowly fell asleep.
A/N: yeah sorry if this seemed stupid I find this one of those chapters which is known as a "filler chapter" I just wrote it from boredom.